Rubik’s Cube of Heavens Chapter 9: nonsense

Corwen was the first to finish his glass of spirits, and his opponent was a little slower.

After the two put down the wine glasses, they squeezed their noses and closed their eyes in unison, opened their mouths wide, and let out a long 'ha' tone.

Relieving the burning heat in the esophagus, Kewen knocked the wine glass on the table with a 'bang' and laughed loudly: "Enough!"

"Oh-"

The sound of cheering and booing sounded again, and many people scolded the man opposite Kewen. The scolding made them humiliated, and they even let Kewen finish drinking first.

The man was obviously not reconciled. He laughed and shoved around with the people around him, repeatedly saying that he just gave Kewen a cup first.

While the waiter was pouring the wine, Kewen put his staff in his pocket, then smiled at the surprised crowd: "As you can see, hiccup—"

Hiccupping, Cowan continued: "I'm a wandering 'wild mage'."

The commoners lowered their voices, and a red-haired female diner at the same table with Kewen asked indifferently: "Then, Mr. Mage, you came to our 'Storm Wind Kingdom' to apply for an appointment to the court mage corps? ?"

"Haha, of course not!"

Cowen mentioned the refilled glass of 'dwarven spirits', and looked at the five people at the same table, as if who brought this glass.

The red-haired woman was very forthright, and she raised her glass to meet Kewen.

Gu dong gu dong, the two drank the whole glass of spirits, and this time Kewen was the one who finished first.

Kewen's left eyelid was covered with a vertical scar, but the red-haired woman who did not affect her appearance looked at it, and then laughed: "I am such an alcoholic, which mage organization can look at? So I said, I'm just a 'wild mage' wandering around."

"Good!"

A strong man sitting on the right side of Kewen applauded, raised his glass and stretched it out in front of Kewen: "We are not the high-ranking Mr. Wild Mage!"

Cowen gritted his teeth, and when the waitress filled his glass, he raised his glass and collided with the brawny man: "Okay! My name is Cowen Quinn! You can call me Her Lady Queen, hahaha-"

The people around were stunned at the same time, and then at the same time 'haha' burst into laughter.

I don't know who started, everyone raised their wine glasses high above their heads and cheered loudly: "To the Queen—"

At this time, the red-haired woman held out the glass to Kewen again and said boldly: "Nataanali Baghdadi, I respect you, the queen who doesn't join forces with other mages!"

Cowen clinks glasses with each other, but does not continue drinking immediately.

Pointing to his esophagus, motioned to the other party to let him slow down, then pointed to the leather equipment on Natanali's body and asked, "You are serving the Kingdom of Stormwind?"

"We are adventurers." Natanali shook her head slightly and replied with a smile.

At this time, the man who first invited Kewen to drink took over the topic: "We ventured around the whole kingdom in search of treasures and minerals. Hello Queen, I am Galken Garland."

The strong men on Kewen's right said one after another: "We also take some mercenary work from time to time."

"That's right." The other two at the same table joined in: "We also do some kingdom bounties."

"Good!"

Although Kewen is more drunk, he still maintains that level of sobriety. He knows that this is not the time to investigate intelligence, so after shouting, he raised the glass again and said with a smile: "Have a drink together! "

The applause sounded, and the five people at the same table, as well as many diners around, raised their glasses and toasted Kewen.

At this time, many figures rushed into the tavern from the door one after another, obviously the townspeople who were called to take advantage.

Cowen ignored those and continued drinking with those around him.

After two rounds, the innkeeper and waiters brought new meals, and Kewen greeted the five mercenaries to eat, which also gave everyone more time to communicate.

"Queen." Natanali asked curiously while cutting the barbecue in front of her: "Where have you been wandering?"

The question caught the attention of the people around them, and they all listened intently.

Kewen took a bite of 'the flesh and blood', chewing and mouth full of nonsense: "After I left the teacher, I was looking for a job and hit a wall, so I simply started wandering around, on the eastern continent, I have been to the goblin's south" Booty Bay', the North has been to the realm of the high elves."

"High Elves?" Natanari was surprised: "Have you been to the High Elves Kingdom?"

Kewen shrugged and said in a disdainful tone: "Those long ears are so exclusive, I was expelled without even entering their magical barrier."

“Hahaha—”

A good-hearted roar echoed around.

"I then went to the Western Continent - Kalimdor."

Kewen continued nonsense: "There are not as many twists and turns as we humans over there. There are some primitive primitive races over there."

"Tell me in detail?" The strong man on the right handed over the wine glass, and his curiosity was very serious.

Kewen clinked glasses with each other, and after drinking, he took another bite and smoothed the wine, and then said: "Okay, then I will tell you about it."

With a big tongue, Kewen began to talk about the situation on the 'Kalimdor Continent'.

He talked about the centaur tribe over there, describing the ongoing war between the two 'centaur tribes', and the two tribes united in a heart-to-heart to suppress the tauren race.

After that, he talked about the wild boar race over there, and gossip about the legendary 'princess' of the wild boar race.

Of course, Kewen is stealing the concept, because the princess in 'Maradon' is not a boar race. Kewen just found an example for bragging, to make his description more accurate. There is joy.

According to his description, the pig princess is almost as tall as a hill, with a big shoulder and a round waist, and a fat ball with a pig head on it.

This description caused another round of laughter, causing everyone to toast him again at the same time.

Next, Cowen talked about the race of the 'harpies'.

As if speaking of a cool point, Kewen wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and after slapping the table to attract enough attention, he said with a smirk: "You don't know! The 'harpie' over there. All female! They have a racial habit!"

Speaking of this, Kewen suddenly stopped, but the expression on his face became more salty.

"Come on!" The strong man on the right seemed to have a cat scratching his heart, and quickly filled Kewen's glass.

Kewen took a sip of 'dwarf spirit' before continuing with a satisfied expression: "The harpies are all female. Guess how they breed?"

"How to breed?"

"Harpies are supposed to be birds, right? They lay eggs?"

"Your Majesty, please speak up!"

……

The speculation and urging sounded, Kewen felt that the time was almost, and then he opened the mystery with a smile: "Hehe... You can never imagine that the harpies want to breed offspring, they will Grab!"

"Grab!?" Natanali was very curious: "How to grab?"

"Hehehehe..." Kewen glanced at Natanali's bulging chest, and then said to the men with a smirk, "Of course it's robbing men, as long as they're males, they're males of any race. Grab them all, and after grabbing them, hehehehe..."

Everyone was slightly stunned, but they quickly reacted.

"Hey hey hey..."

"Hey..."

For a moment, all around are giggling sounds of infinite reverie.

"Pop!" Natanali rolled her eyes and stretched out the wine glass in front of Kewen: "No wonder you are not recognized by other mages, I have never heard of a nasty magist like you! Drink! Then say Something else!"

In the crowd of onlookers, some female townspeople also joined in, scolding the surrounding men in a coquettish voice, and also urged Kewen to reveal the topic.

Cowen winks at the men, then raises his glass.

After another round of drinking together, Kewen continued to speak with a big tongue: "Finally, it is the northernmost 'Night Elf' race of 'Kalimdor'!"

"Night elves?" Some people are very puzzled: "Is it the same as high elves? Why is it called night?"

"Then I don't know."

Korwen knew when to act ignorant. He shook his head, only to lose his balance a bit and almost fell over because of the movement of his head.

It was Natalia who helped.

Kewen didn't thank him either, and continued: "Long ears, no matter what kind of long ears, they are all the same. I didn't know much about them, I only know that they value plants very much. If you If you dare to destroy the trees, you will be hunted down by the gray-skinned and blue-skinned elves!"

"Chase?" Galken Garland, opposite Cowen, was very surprised: "Is it that serious?"

Kewen slapped his chest: "I was chased for hundreds of miles by a gray-skinned long-eared man because I cut down a tree to set up a tent!"

"Wow—"

A sound of exclamation sounded.

"Then how did you escape?" Natanali grasped the point: "The book says that elves are very powerful."

"Apologize." Kewen laughed without shame: "Elves, they are all so arrogant, I admit defeat, they can't bully the weak, right?"

"Hahaha...the weak mage queen hahahaha..."

Jalken Garland burst into laughter as he patted the table~IndoMTL.com~ and then raised his glass again to toast Cowen.

And Ke Wen's down-to-earth self-deprecation made everyone around him feel closer to him, and no one treated him as a stranger anymore.

In this way, the atmosphere of the banquet and carnival continued hotly in the gags of Kewen's "big tongue".

The whole banquet lasted until the second half of the night, and the townspeople dispersed when the hotel ran out of ingredients.

As for Kewen, he has long since been forced down.

He didn't take out his real alcohol capacity. After feeling almost the same, he pretended to be completely drunk, allowing the mercenaries and the townspeople to win the fight.

Of course, Cowen still retains his share of sobriety, knowing that he was moved upstairs by Natanali and a waiter.

He knew that no one took the opportunity to touch his pockets, and it seems that the people of 'Golden Town' are quite pure.

After feeling Natanali and the waiter closing the door and leaving, he fell asleep with a little bit of vigilance...