Rubik’s Cube of Heavens Chapter 9: Nonsense

Cowen was the first to drink up the spirits in the glass, and his opponent was a little slower.

After the two put down their wine glasses, they squeezed their noses and closed their eyes in unison, opened their mouths wide, and let out a long "ha" tone.

Slowing down the burning heat in the esophagus, Ke Wen knocked the wine glass on the table with a bang, and laughed loudly: "Enough!"

"Oh——"

The sound of cheering and booing resounded again, and many people complained to the man opposite Ke Wen, who humiliated them and let Ke Wen finish his drink first.

The man was obviously not reconciled, he laughed and pushed and shoved with the people around him, repeatedly saying that he just gave Ke Wen a drink first.

While the waiter was pouring the wine, Ke Wen put his staff in his pocket, and then smiled at the surprised people: "As you can see, hiccup—"

After belching, Ke Wen continued: "I am a wandering 'wild mage'."

The commoners lowered their voices, while a red-haired female diner who was at the same table as Ke Wen asked indifferently: "So, Mr. Mage, are you coming to our 'Storm Kingdom' to apply for a job in the court mages?" ?”

"Haha, of course not!"

Ke Wen brought up the refilled glass of 'Dwarven Spirits', and looked at the five people at the same table, as if who would get this glass.

The red-haired woman who spoke to her was very forthright, and she directly toasted with Ke Wen.

Gudong Gudong, the two drank the whole glass of spirits, and this time Ke Wen was the one who finished it first.

Ke Wen sized up the red-haired woman whose left eyelid was covered by a vertical scar but did not affect her appearance, then laughed and said, "Which mage organization would be interested in an alcoholic like me? So I said it all, I'm just a wandering 'wild mage'."

"Good!"

A brawny man sitting on the right side of Ke Wen cheered, raised his glass and stretched it out in front of Ke Wen: "We are not the high-ranking Mr. Wild Mage!"

Kevin gritted his teeth, and after the waitress filled his glass, he raised his glass and collided with the strong man: "Okay! My name is Kewen Quinn! You can call me Your Lady Queen, hahahaha——"

People around were taken aback at the same time, and then burst into laughter at the same time'haha'.

I don't know who started it, everyone raised the wine glasses in their hands high above their heads, and cheered loudly: "To my lord queen—"

At this time, the red-haired woman stretched out her wine glass in front of Ke Wen again, and said boldly: "Natanariya Baghdadi, I respect you, the queen who does not go with other mages!"

Ke Wen clinked glasses with the other party, but did not continue to drink it immediately.

Pointing to his esophagus, he motioned to the other party to let him slow down, and then pointed to the leather equipment on Natalie and asked, "Are you serving the Kingdom of Stormwind?"

"We are adventurers." Natalie shook her head slightly and answered with a smile.

At this time, the man who first invited Ke Wen to drink took over the topic: "We are adventuring around the entire kingdom, looking for treasures and minerals. Hello, Your Majesty Queen, I am Galken Garland."

The strong men on Kewen's right said one after another: "We also take on some mercenary jobs from time to time."

"That's right." The other two at the same table chimed in: "We also do some reward missions for the kingdom."

"Good!"

Although Ke Wen was even more drunk, he still maintained his sobriety. He knew that this was not the time to investigate intelligence, so after drinking, he raised his glass again and said with a smile: "Drink one together! "

The applause sounded, and the five people at the same table, as well as many diners around, raised their wine glasses and toasted Ke Wen.

At this time, many figures rushed into the tavern from the door, obviously the townspeople who were called to take advantage.

Cowen ignored those and continued to drink with the people around him.

After two rounds, the innkeeper and the waiters brought up new meals, and Kewen greeted the five mercenaries for a meal, which gave everyone more time to communicate.

"Queen." Natalie asked curiously while cutting the barbecue in front of her, "Where have you wandered?"

This question attracted the attention of the people around, and they all listened intently.

Ke Wen took a bite of the 'handle', and while chewing, he said nonsense: "After I left the teacher, I ran into a wall when I was looking for a job, so I simply started wandering around, on the eastern continent, and I went to the goblin in the south." Booty Bay', the north has been to the border of the high elves."

"High elves?" Natalie was surprised: "Have you ever been to the kingdom of high elves?"

Ke Wen shrugged and said in a contemptuous tone: "The group of long ears are too exclusive, I was expelled without even entering their magic barrier."

"Hahaha——"

There were good-natured laughter all around.

"After that, I went to the western continent - Kalimdor."

Kewen continued to make nonsense: "There are not as many twists and turns as we humans over there, and there are some uncivilized primitive races over there."

"Tell me in detail?" The strong man on the right handed over the wine glass, very curious.

Ke Wen clinked glasses with the other party, and after drinking, he took another bite of his flesh and blood and drank the wine, then said: "Okay, then I will give you a general introduction."

With his tongue wide open, Kewen began to talk about the situation on the 'Kalimdor Continent'.

He talked about the centaur tribe over there, described the continuous war between the two 'centaur tribes', and also said that the two tribes united with each other to suppress the tauren race.

After that, he talked about the wild boar race over there, and gossiped about the legendary "princess" of the wild boar race.

Of course, Kewen changed the concept secretly, because the princess in "Maraudon" is not of the wild boar race, and Kewen just randomly found an example for bragging, in order to make his description more clear. There is a sense of joy.

According to his description, the pig princess is almost as tall as a hill, with a big waist and a fat ball, with a pig's head on it.

This description caused everyone to laugh again, and everyone raised their glasses at the same time and toasted him again.

Next, Ke Wen talked about the race of the Harpy.

As if talking about something cool, Ke Wen wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and after he slapped the table to attract enough attention, he said with a smirk on his face: "You don't know! The 'Harpy' over there All female! They have a racial habit!"

Speaking of this, Ke Wen suddenly stopped, but the expression on his face became even more salty.

"Hurry up!" The strong man on the right seemed to have a kitten scratching his heart, and quickly filled Ke Wen's glass.

Kewen took a sip of the 'dwarf spirits' before continuing with a satisfied expression: "The harpies are all female. Guess how they breed?"

"How to breed?"

"The harpy should be a bird, right? Lay eggs?"

"Queen, please speak quickly!"

…

There was a lot of speculation and urging, and Kewen felt that the time was almost up, so he smiled and revealed the answer: "Hehe...you can never imagine that the harpy wants to breed offspring, they will Grab!"

"Steal!?" Natalie was very curious: "How?"

"Hey hey hey..." Ke Wen glanced at Natalie's bulging chest, and then said to the men with a smirk: "Of course it's to grab men, as long as they are males, males of what race they are Grab them all, after grabbing them, hehehehe..."

Everyone was stunned and quickly reacted.

"Hey hey hey..."

"Hey..."

For a moment, the surroundings were filled with giggling sounds of infinite reverie.

"Pfft!" Natalie rolled her eyes, and stretched out her wine glass in front of Ke Wen: "No wonder you are not recognized by other mages, I have never heard of an obscene mage like you! Drink! Then say Something else!"

Among the crowd of onlookers, some female townspeople also echoed, scolding the surrounding men in a charming voice, and also urged Ke Wen to expose this topic.

Cowen winked at the men, then raised his glass.

After another round of drinking together, Ke Wen continued to talk with his tongue open: "Finally, there is the 'Night Elf' race in the northernmost part of 'Kalimdor'!"

"Night elves?" Some people were very puzzled: "Is it the same as high elves? Why is it called night?"

"Then I don't know."

Kevin knew when to be ignorant, he shook his head, but because of the shaking of his head, he lost his balance and almost fell down.

It was Natalia who helped out.

Kewen didn't thank you either, and continued: "Long ears, no matter what kind of long ears it is, they are all xenophobic. I didn't know much about them there. I only know that they value plants very much. If you If you dare to destroy trees, you will be hunted down by those gray-skinned and blue-skinned elves!"

"Hunting?" Galken Garland, who was opposite Cowen, was very surprised: "Is it that serious?"

Kewen patted his chest: "I was chased for hundreds of miles by a gray-skinned long-eared man just because I cut down trees and set up a tent!"

"Wow——"

There was a sound of exclamation.

"Then how did you escape?" Natalie grasped the point: "The book says that elves are very powerful."

"Apologize." Ke Wen laughed without shame: "The elves are so arrogant, I admit defeat, they can't bully the weak, can they?"

"Hahaha... the weak mage queen hahaha..."

Jarken Garland slapped the table and burst out laughing, then raised his glass to toast Ke Wen again.

And Kewen's down-to-earth self-deprecation also made everyone around him get closer to him~IndoMTL.com~No one treats him as a stranger anymore.

In this way, the atmosphere of the banquet and carnival continued fieryly amidst Ke Wen's "tongue-licking" gags.

The entire banquet lasted until midnight, and the townspeople dispersed one after another until the inn ran out of ingredients.

As for Ke Wen, he has already been forced down.

He didn't show his true capacity for alcohol. When he felt that he was almost drunk, he pretended to be completely drunk, allowing the mercenaries and townspeople to win the fight.

Of course, Ke Wen still retained his sobriety, he knew that he was carried upstairs by Natalie and a waiter.

He knew that no one would take the opportunity to touch his pockets. It seemed that the people in 'Golden Town' were pretty good.

After feeling that Natalie and the waiter closed the door and left, he fell asleep with a trace of vigilance...

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