Rule the Roost in the Tang Dynasty: Three hundred and seventy-two metaphysical philosophy


Li Lingyue looked at Li Hong’s hypocritical smiley face, with a pair of bright, dark, gem-like eyes, suddenly facing Li Zhi and began to shrink, and those loving eyes, acting skills A Wang Jingying was brewing completely.

Li Zhi and Wu Mei looked at the little face of Li Lingyue's fan Yu Zhuo. They felt helpless and angry. The little princess in the palace can only be suppressed by the little bunnies who used to be in the palace. Words: The wicked still need the wicked to grind.

But no matter how soft-hearted the old couple is, at this time, because they are going to talk about business, Li Lingyue can't make Li Lingyue cry. If you cry, don't talk about business, I'm afraid one dragon and one phoenix will throw the business away. back of the head, the first beat Royal Highness Prince Edward meal for their most favorite princess export the gas.

"Okay, okay, okay, don’t pretend to be Li Lingyue, those questions are not good, then I’ll ask you one more, after you’re done, you can try it, if you can’t find the answer, don’t come back ."

"Don't you come back." Wu Mei Feather Duster said angrily without leaving her side recently.

Li Hong sat on the chair and leaned back slightly, avoiding Long Ma’s invincible feather duster, beckoning to let Li Lingyue come, and under the curious eyes of Wu Mei and Li Zhi, he asked: "Li Lingyue, then you know you like it How did the fried chicken legs come from?"

"I know, it was taken from the chicken." Li Lingyue lowered her head, her mind still a little confused by the question just now.

"How did the chicken come?" Li Hong continued to ask softly.

Li Zhi and Wu Mei next to him said in their hearts, "Isn't this nonsense? Of course, the hen was hatched."

Li Lingyue raised her small face, the crystal clearness in her eyes had long since disappeared, and she looked at Li Hong in a strange way and said: How could the emperor ask me such a dumb question.

So he opened his mouth and said: "Naturally, the hen hatched from the egg and then picked it from the body when it grew up."

"You are really knowledgeable in extracting words." Li Hong looked at Li Lingyue with an innocent and cute expression, and praised with a thumbs up: "So how did the eggs come from?"

"The emperor is so stupid, the eggs are of course the eggs laid by the hen, and the hen lays the eggs before the chicks can be hatched." Li Lingyue completely relaxed her vigilance, and Li Hong went in again.

Not only Li Lingyue, but also Wu Mei and Li Zhi, they were also rolled their eyes by Li Hong's question which is not a problem. This question is not as good as the one he made up just now, so I can fool Li Lingyue, too. Don't take the wisdom of the royal princess seriously.

"That's it. The hen lays eggs and broods the chicks. Then the question is, is this the first chicken or the first egg in this world?" Li Hong's face once again appeared to Li Lingyue's pollution-free smile.

"Of course, I hatched the egg first, the chicken lays the egg, the chicken lays the egg, and the chicken lays the egg."

"Well, did the chickens or the eggs come first? Think about it, I can’t find someone to help you catch a few chickens and study them, and see if the chickens or the eggs came first. Go ahead Right." Li Hong rubbed the head of Li Lingyue, who came out of the metaphysics just now and immediately entered the realm of philosophy, said softly.

"Oh, yes, I'm going to catch the chicken. Father, mother, queen, the sons and ministers retired first." Li Lingyue nodded solemnly, stepped on her calf, and followed the court lady behind him to find the answer.

Looking at Li Lingyue's departure, Li Hong clapped his hands triumphantly, and turned his head to see Daddy and Long Ma, who were staring at him with strange eyes: "What's the matter?"

Long Ma was a little at a loss: "Did the chicken or the egg come first?"

"Yeah, did the chicken or the egg come first?" Father Long asked in despair when he followed his mother.

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After a brief period of calm, watching the old couple still pondering, Li Hong had to get up and walk in front of them, shook his palms in front of them, intending to bring back the three souls and seven souls of the two.

"Li Hong, did you tell the mother, did the chicken or the egg come first?" Wu Mei's eyes became clear, but the problem remained the same.

"Well, does this come first with the chicken or the egg, Hong'er?" Li Zhi came back to his senses, but still felt that this question was worth studying.

"I don't know." Someone threw out five words irresponsibly.

"Don't you know?" The couple asked in unison, "I wonder if you asked Li Lingyue?"

"Isn't it that I don't know what to teach her? What if she finds out that there is a chicken or an egg first?" Li Hong said helplessly, looking at the couple who looked like they were about to eat. .

"Forget it, your Majesty, let the chicken or the egg come first. Let me talk about the drought first." Wu Mei rubbed her head with a headache.

In the palace, the things that make her worry the most are the Crown Prince in front of her, and the Princess who has just left. Wu Mei felt that she would live a few dozen years less with such two children.

No, the princess who had been going crazy just now left, and the prince in front of her started to make her angry before she said anything. The courtiers had reported on the drought issues in Guanzhong and Henan in the court. The arguing in the court is chattering, but someone is not even going to the court.

While most courtiers tended to ask the emperor and queen to pray for rain together, Wu Mei felt that if he should ask Li Hong’s opinion, Li Hong, who has been able to surprise herself since childhood, is it right? Are you interested in the heavenly things here?

But she didn't have much hope. If he Li Hong could even attract rain, wouldn't it really be Wenquxing going down? So the main purpose of calling him into the palace was to hope that the ears could be cleansed for a few days, and wanted to send Li Lingyue to the east palace for a few days.

As for the drought, I asked casually at this time. I can't trick people from the East Palace. I don't say anything about business. Then, in the future, this unfilial son will listen to himself at will!

Li Hong looked at Dragon Father and Dragon Ma blankly, and said blankly: "Drought is enough to divert water for irrigation, and nowadays there are waterwheels in Datang. Guarding the Yellow River can make the fields dry. This Ministry of Industry is too incompetent, don’t you worry, your ministers will go to Shangshu Province and call the Ministry of Industry Shangshu to ask the crime and dismiss you."

"The amount of water is insufficient. The amount of water in the Yellow River this year has been much lower than in previous years. Even this Luoshui has become much less water than in previous years." Li Zhi said lightly.

"In the 9th year of Zhenguan, the first emperor ordered Hou Junji and Li Daozong to inspect the source of the Yellow River when they went to Tuyuhun, but they had always been helpless about the silt in the river. Now it seems that where there is too much silt, Stop the river from flowing down temporarily." Wu Mei explained patiently looking at Li Hong who was a little dumbfounded.

"It's also possible that it was frozen. The climate in the northwest is cold. Could it be that it hasn't been thawed yet? So it's not right, and this weather won't." Li Hong said wisely, and immediately Denied it.

Looking at both Father Long and Mother Long looking a little worried, Li Hong had no choice but to say: "The minister there should first order the Ministry of Engineering to go upstream to investigate and see if there is any way."

"Is it time? Seeing that spring plowing is imminent, your father will go to Liaodong after spring plowing. If the drought cannot be resolved immediately, it will be a question of whether your father will go to Liaodong." Wu Mei sighed helplessly. Said.

After finishing speaking, he immediately raised his head and glared at Li Hong, so Li Hong immediately swallowed the words that came to his lips: "This is a good thing".

Li Zhi looked at Li Hong and suddenly said, "Do you have any idea? The officials hope that I and your mother will pray for rain. Do you think it is feasible?"

"Let's try it with my mother. The weather outside is clear and clear and there is no cloud at all. Can you ask for rain?" Li Hong walked to the window and looked at the blue sky, begging Rain is not such a method.

If you can ask for rain in this weather, just write the Journey to the West during this period, so you don't have to wait until the Ming Dynasty to trouble Wu Chengen.

"But what can it be? If spring ploughing is missed, this will be another year of disaster. The water volume in Luoshui is also decreasing. The big ships that were originally transported from the south are now a little difficult to navigate." Li Zhi Walked to a map, looked at the canal above and said.

Li Hong frowned. Is the Ministry of Engineering so inactive now? Dredging rivers has always been a top priority~IndoMTL.com~ How come so many moths appeared this year.

Thinking of this, Li Hong couldn't help but forget to ask his mother. Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi were asked by their mother to become idle officials at the Ministry of Industry. They didn’t know how to dredge the river. Chung, let them do it, right?

But now he doesn't have any evidence to prove that Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi didn't dredge the river in time. After thinking about it, he didn't move.

Even if it is the artificial rainfall that has been tested several times in Anxi, it is not reliable every time, and even if it is the unreliable artificial rainfall, there must be that thick black cloud.

But now that I have thought of this, if there are dark clouds, but it doesn't rain, can't you try?

But I need firearms from Shenjiying, and I don’t know if the Chongwen Pavilion, especially in the medicated food room, has made the dry ice, just use explosives and Kongming lamps to put it in the sky, close to the thick clouds. But no, that thing was too scary. It might not have caused a few large branches of lightning that almost killed hundreds of people.

"What are you thinking about, so engrossed?" Wu Mei's feather duster was really annoying to Li Hong and felt his arm stabbed a few times.

Li Hong regained his senses blankly, looking at the questioning eyes of Father Long and Mother Long, he thought for a while and said: "Father, does your Shenjiying follow you to Luoyang? I have a request, if Shenjiying is not in Luoyang, it is better to mobilize it first, in case this is for rain."

"What do you want them to do? Don't be fooled." Li Zhi now treats Shenjiying as a treasure. Since it was handed over to him, he saw the power of explosives that cracked the mountains and cracked rocks in the Qinling Mountains. In his sleeve pocket.

At this moment, when Li Hong asked, he was naturally reluctant in every way, but he was the emperor's sacred camp.


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