Rule the Roost in the Tang Dynasty: Three hundred and thirty-seven, not funny jokes

Whether it is Huo Xiaoyu from Luoyang, Xue Chuer, Du Qiuniang, and Yan Lingbin, they are all very talented women cultivated by the family. Each of them is icy, smart, and delicate, or else they wouldn’t be in the Chang'an Flower Shop. Dominates in China.

The beauty of beauty is easy to die, the appearance is easy to grow old, life is short, and the vicissitudes of life are vicissitudes of life. Everything is like a mist and a mirror. Amidst the changes of the world, prosperity and wealth are fickle. Why haven't the four girls sighed their destiny in their hearts?

But as those who are involuntarily in Fireworks Lane Willow Land, even if they have saved enough money to redeem their lives now, they are afraid that they will not be able to escape the control of these families. Moreover, they also know that they are only a substitute in the flower shop. A tool for others to make money.

I can only hope that these aristocratic families will be able to let themselves redeem and leave and find a good family to live their lives when their faces are at sunset, but such a life is as difficult as heaven for them.

For them, the most likely encounter is that the family takes advantage of the fact that no new people have emerged in the past few years, so they can use them to seek more money. When new people come out, they will become private members of the family. If you are lucky, maybe the family will keep her in the house until she becomes an old woman and the old maid of the family.

If you are unlucky, then you can only give it to your friends at family banquets and social interactions, and then give them to your friends, so that they will start to drift and drift between them like objects and be given away The life sent away, until one day their former nicknames no longer arouse anyone's interest, they are just like wild dogs and wild cats on the streets, abandoned by others and left to fend for themselves.

Li Hong naturally accepted their big gifts. There is no one in this world who can't bear any big gifts, so he watched the four women kneeling and bowing to him, Li Hong also smiled, no I think there is something wrong with this.

What's more, in this world, the social bond between the literati, the guest and the celebrity prostitute is assisted by this flamboyant talent. The four girls are subdued by a poem, and it doesn’t make people feel wrong, just shocking What's more, one poem actually convinced the four great oirans!

This made the scholars in the audience feel deeply jealous and envy. If I could compose such a poem, it would be great! Wouldn’t I be able to raise up one by one with a smile, those few beauties who can make people drunk, and even get their secret promises, and then I will be like that Li Yaxian and Zheng Yuanhe His deeds are average and become a good story in Chang'an City.

In addition to the wide-eyed and admired scholars in the audience, Zheng Xingtai and Lu Ao were also shocked in their hearts, but these two would not think so. Poetry is good poetry, absolutely Masterpieces are definitely enough to spread through the ages!

But what is the purpose of composing such a poem in front of the four great oirans who are in their prime? Are you here to instigate rebellion? Are you trying to sow discord? Originally, these talented and beautiful women, each of them had their own little nine in their hearts, and they hoped to have a chance to flee the fireworks and willow alley, like that Li Yaxian.

Zheng Xingtai and Lu Ao glared at Li Hong, who was calm and calm on the stage. Even digging the corner is not as obvious as you digging the foot of the wall. A poem awakens the four great oirans. If because of your poem, they will all rise up to redeem What kind of support does our flower shop rely on? What else do we rely on to make money? Is it necessary to become a second-rate flower shop?

The two people who were glaring at him hadn't planned to go on stage to discuss with Li Hong, but when they heard something from Pei Wanying next to them, they couldn't calm down completely, and immediately rushed to the stage.

I saw Pei Wanying turned her head and glanced at Yang Wu who was standing there, and asked with a faint smile: "Your son is so talented and courageous. This is to bring back all the four famous oiranians in Chang'an. Do you have it? A "Generation of the Sorrowful Whitehead" convinced and fell in love with the four great oirans. It seems that your son should be redeemed for which one, or else he would never make such a gorgeous and philosophical one. Great poems, do you have enough money? Which of these redemption fees is a sky-high price for ordinary people."

Yang Wu took a look at Pei Wanying. Of course, he knew for whom His Highness was here today, but when Miss Pei said that His Highness might redeem the beauties on stage, then if you want to come, Your Highness will be like what Miss Pei said. As a ransom for them.

After thinking about it, he respectfully saluted Pei Wanying, and then said: "If you return to the young lady, the old slave has brought enough money. If the young lady wants them to serve the son, the money from the old slave will be redeemed for the four people together. No problem."

The court thought of Yangwu is actually the same as everyone's thought in this period of the Tang Dynasty. In their opinion, it is quite normal for the young lady to find a few beauties to serve the son.

Not to mention His Royal Highness, it is a normal wealthy family in Chang'an City. If your husband has a crush on a woman, it is normal for a wife to help marry another.

Pei Wanying was involuntarily startled when she heard Yang Wu's words, this servant said so loudly! However, there was still a bit of surprise for Yang Wu's respectful attitude towards him, especially Yang Wu's respectful salute gestures, which seemed to reveal an aura of nobility, unlike ordinary people's servants.

After the conversation between the two, Zheng Xingtai and Lu Ao almost vomited blood! With such a big tone, I even dared to pack a ticket over my own capacity, and it would be no problem to redeem the four people!

You treat your family as the Royal Bank! The money is made by your son! Redemption for four people together? Picking one of these four people out at random will scare you to death by their high value! Otherwise they can be called Duzhi? Can be regarded as the four great oiran!

You should be the ordinary top girl from those ordinary flower shops in Pingkang Fang! Really overweight!

Although the two of them thought so in their hearts, they looked at the solemn Yangwu, and it didn't look like the arrogant foundation of telling lies.

Her angrily and then turned to look at the stage, Zheng Xingtai and Lu Ao almost fell out of their eyes! what's the situation! This was so much effort, the kid was holding Yan Lingbin's battered cheek and stroking there, and even whispering to the ears, Yan Lingbin laughed from time to time like a silver bell. It was Huazhi trembling, not caring about that kid's hands, they were all resting on her soft and delicate waist.

The next thing that is even more unexpected is that Xue Chuer took the initiative to get up, and even saluted the disciple first? Whether it was Zheng Xingtai and Lu Ao, or the many literati and ink guests, looking at the scene on the stage were stupid!

What happened to this world? Is a very talented poem so easy to fall in love with the four great oirans?

The most unacceptable thing for them is that the four beauties on the stage who have always been proud of their cleanliness and self-containedness, who do not sell their bodies, let the disciples put their arms around their waists.

"What? Do you want to hear the story too? Okay, how about I tell you another story about the inferior animal?" The disciple on the stage hugged left and right, looking at Xue Chuer's cheeks that can be broken. , Said with his lips pressed against the ears of others, biting his ears. The other hand is touching Yan Lingbin's soft and delicate waist at the same time.

Du Qiuniang stood next to her, frowning lightly and murmured: "The son of "Daily Sorrowful Whitehead" is enough to inspire the slaves, and he suddenly sees his eyes, and knows that in this beautiful time, he should plan for the future. Don't waste the beautiful scenery of the good time so much anymore, as the years go by, and the years are wasted. But I don't know the story of the inferior animal, and what can enlighten the Nujia and others?"

"Oh, this story is amazing. I can tell you that you can boldly pursue what you want? Life is as short as a white horse. If you blindly look forward and backward, fear the wolf and the tiger, wait until you are old. At that time, the head is gray, the teeth are all out, the face is wrinkled, and the body shape is cramped. At that time, it is too much to regret." Dengtuzi said, enjoying the blessing of the people.

Women are all people who love beauty, especially the four great oirans who are well-known in Chang'an. They eat by their beauty. Hearing Li Hong's old appearance, all of them involuntarily showed fear and trembling. The face looked disgusting.

"Then, please teach me, Mr. Huo." Huo Xiaoyu gave another salute. The women were completely convinced by Li Hong's "Daily Sorrowful Whitehead". There is no way, this poem is simply tailor-made for them. It's hard not to impress them.

"Well, since your thirst for knowledge is so strong, then I will tell you, listen up: Say, there is a scholar who is going to the capital to take the exam, and he is walking with him is a confidant who loves him, two People are respectful along the way, and never go beyond the distinction between men and women. One day rushed to the road and encountered a downpour, so he hurriedly found an inn to stay..." Li Hong was telling the story while watching some of the audience~IndoMTL. com~ The scholar who hasn't really understood the poem he read just now was a little disappointed involuntarily.

Did these scholars really just say that the poem they read was to wake up the women in the fireworks lane, and didn't they mean to wake them up? Looking at a scholar, looking at himself with envy and jealousy, Li Hong felt that these people do not have the imperial examination and ranking, otherwise he would not be the only one who would harm him, but the entire Tang Dynasty.

"Hurry up, why don't you say it?" Yan Lingbin, who was stroking his waist, urged in Li Hong's ear.

"Oh, after the two complained about an inn, but there was only one room left, what should I do? So the two had to spend the night together, not to mention the scholars treated the woman with courtesy along the way. So at night the woman let him sleep in the same bed with herself, but..."

"But what?" Xue Chuer asked hurriedly.

Although they say they are all guarding themselves like jade, after all, they are immersed in the fireworks field all day, and their thoughts are more open to it than the style of men and women in the Tang Dynasty, so they don't think there is no reason to sleep in the same bed.

"However, there are three chapters of the agreement between the woman and the man. The two are afraid that they will exceed the ritual system at night, so the woman put a piece of paper between the two and wrote the word "Animal and Beast" and told the scholar that if you crossed the boundary at night, you are Beasts."

"They are all in accordance with the etiquette system. Whether it is the scholar or the woman, they are all people I admire. What's next?" Xue Chuer turned and asked.

"When I woke up early the next morning, the woman looked at the note as she had put it last night, and didn't move at all, so she was furious!"

"Why furious?"

"You are not as good as a beast! Then the woman went away and did not accompany the scholar to the exam."

"...er..."

"This..."

"Isn't it funny?" Someone is a little stupid, why don't they laugh?

"Huh, animals don't..."