Seven Evil Slips:
Yunnan, Lijiang Old Town, Gathering and Casual Bar, the back door.
There was no sound of music in front of him, and while nervously checking to see if anyone was coming, Wansan urged the two people in front of him repeatedly: "Hurry up, you should hurry up!"
These two people are like thieves, one is unpacking the box on the ground, the ring on the ear is the size of a bracelet, and the other has a bunch of white hair on his head, poking his buttocks and fiddled with the box, and then straightened up , a bottle of foreign wine in one hand, and the foreign characters on the bottle are not rare in English, which is compelling at first glance: "Two bottles of one hundred and two!"
"I'll wipe it!" I quit at 13,000, "Why did the price increase? Wasn't it 100 before?"
Bai Mao looked at him contemptuously: "What's wrong with one hundred and two, once you enter the bar, the price is thousands of dollars, and those birds who come to pick up girls, can they drink a ball? Do you understand the cost? And what you want is LTL, not wholesale!"
The wine bottle does look high-grade, and the packaging has been upgraded, so Wan San asked him for confirmation: "The ingredients haven't changed, right? Don't drink industrial alcohol like dead people's."
Bai Mao felt very humiliated: "Can we do that immoral thing? Our fake is also a fake conscience!"
It's around nine o'clock in the evening, just when the bar is getting bustling. Ten thousand three coaxed Uncle Zhang to help him temporarily at the bar counter. There was no need to delay the time. After paying, two bottles of wine were stuffed into the jacket, One held a bottle under his armpit, and then chased people away: "Let's go, let's go."
Big earrings resentful, picked up the box and walked out: "Crossing the river and demolishing the bridge."
Bai Mao also continued: "No, you won't recognize people if you put on pants."
Usually, ten thousand three would have to be kicked in the **** by one person, but it was too late at this time, he trotted through the dark aisle at the back, making sure that Uncle Zhang could hear his voice: "Here we come. "
Two steps further, the eyes suddenly brightened, the light on the top was swaying, and there were large and small goblets upside down on the top of the bar.
It's free to hang out, it's a bar before eleven o'clock in the evening, and it's a clearing bar after eleven o'clock in the evening.
Uncle Zhang stood at the bar in awe, like an old Beijing opera student who entered the ballet Little Swan. /
10,000 laughed with him: "Stomach hurts, uncle, you have to understand... Besides, am I not coming back?"
He lowered his body and got in from the shelf of the bar counter. Uncle Zhang scolded him angrily again before leaving.
13000 sighed, turned around and pretended to be tidying up the bar, and subtly replaced the genuine one with the two bottles of Li Gui under his arm.
***
Everything went well, around ten o'clock, ten thousand three hooked up with a student girl who came to travel, he was eloquent, and the teasing girl giggled like a hen about to nest, and then He made another big move, took down the bottle of foreign wine with a unit price of 60 from the wine rack, and poured half a glass for the girl quite richly.
The innocent girl was very surprised: "This is so expensive!"
13,000 lips curled into a smile, you know, the best way to look at a beauty is under the light, he is not bad in the first place, but with the lighting effect, is it not bad?
What's more, there is still a goblet filled with expensive wine dangling in his hand.
Thirteen handed the wine glass to the girl: "Good wine is for beauties."
After eleven o'clock, there were fewer customers, and the tone of the bar changed. He brought her into her arms, and after a moment of daze, he had already kissed her, and unrulyly reached into her clothes with one hand.
There were soft footsteps coming down the stairs, I don't know which guest came to use the bathroom at the back, the girl was a little shy at first, after thinking about it, kissing is the most normal thing in modern society, passers-by should be a little bit Avoid common sense.
There is no one coming.
"Husband!"
The voice was not loud, Ten thousand trembled first, the girl reacted later, she looked at Ten thousand in disbelief, and then looked at the person coming down the stairs.
It is a girl of twenty-three or twenty-four years old, with a slender figure, quite beautiful, long hair, a loose silver-gray half-length shirt covered with white suspenders, the lower part of the suspenders is exposed at the waistline, and the chest hangs A pendant with feathers mixed with leather rings and silver rings, tight-fitting black denim and brown leather half boots, the whole person leans on the armrest at the bottom of his head, with a half-smile.
The girl stared at 13,000 and her voice trembled: "Husband?"
The girl smiled: "What's the situation? Didn't the washboard kneel enough last time? But there is progress. Last time I spent money to go whoring, this time... at least it's free. "
The girl's face was red and white. Speaking of it, she is really not a seasoned veteran. She shook her mouth 13,000 times with her hands, and when she ran downstairs, the sound of crying came out.
The girl ignored her and walked up the stairs step by step. Wan San's nervous face turned pale, and she subconsciously retreated up the steps, laughing along with her: "Little lady boss, I have something to say... Say, if you call it that, I dare not take it... I dare not take it."
***
The owner of the bar is a woman in her forties named Huo Zihong. She adopted a girl, who is Kiyo in front of her. Huo Zihong is Aunt Hong.
Yan San and Uncle Zhang are both helpers in the bar, the difference lies in the length of time, on weekdays, they call Huo Zihong the proprietress, as for Kiyo, sometimes they call her by her name, sometimes they call her the little proprietress.
13,000 is sincerely afraid of Kiyo.
The first time I saw her was on the third day when I came to work in the bar. Kiyo came back from traveling outside. When Huo Zihong introduced her, Wan Sanxi was very happy. The thousand-year dream of two harvests.
So he quickly took practical actions, and went to Kiyo when he had nothing to do, and whispered sweet words, and Kiyo was also polite, and smiled at him from time to time. took further action.
He has some drawing skills, with a few strokes, the shape and spirit are similar. Considering that most girls like literary and artistic guys who can draw and sing, Wan San decided to use his expertise as a breakthrough.
Kiyo was really interested after seeing it, so he sat down next to her, and told her about the perspective of reality and distance when drawing, and he sat closer and closer as he talked. , reached out to cover her hand.
This trick comes from the experience of the seniors, and it has been tried and tested. If she is disgusted, he will stand still. If she is also interested, he will take advantage of the situation and hold hands...
How do you know that things in the world are often unexpected, and the next moment, he wailed like killing a pig.
Kiyo grasped his middle finger, and turned it in the opposite direction. Human beings are indeed fragile sometimes. A man of 140 to 50 kilograms is actually screaming in pain when he is controlled by a knuckle. It dawned on me that this little proprietress was not easy, and Kiyo didn't let go, but instead became stronger and stronger, with the kind of half-smile on his face that made his scalp tingle whenever he saw it from now on.
At that time, Wan San didn't think too much about it, but just told her to let go, and she became very anxious when she came and went, and the little girl scolded all kinds of things, and stretched out her other hand to beat her, but she caught her Twisting her wrist, she burst into tears in pain, and raised her leg to kick her, but she kicked her left and right knees under the head with two neat kicks, and fell to her knees with a plop.
It was Huo Zihong who heard the movement, and Kiyo let go of his hand. Poor Tenman was still trembling the next day when he walked, and his hands were trembling, and he couldn't hold the bowl.
Not only does Uncle Zhang not sympathize with him, but he also gloats: "You deserve it! Our little lady boss is not an ordinary person."
How is it unusual? Ten thousand three secretly paid attention to it, starting with the name first, her surname is Mu, could it be related to the Mufu in Lijiang's history? You must know that among all the ancient cities in China, only the ancient city of Lijiang has no city walls. That is because the wooden characters have walls, which means "sleepy", to avoid the taboo of Mufu.
He told Uncle Zhang about this idea, and Uncle Zhang spit and sprayed him all over the face: "Pull you down, the little proprietress didn't call her by this name at first, when she was four or five years old, she took her to show Feng Shui My husband told his fortune, and he said that the little proprietress lacks wood in five elements, and the proprietress is too lazy to think of a name, so she simply gave her the surname Mu."
Then how can she know kung fu?
Uncle Zhang didn't answer. He stretched out one hand, bent three fingers, left only the thumb and index finger, and made a gesture of "eight".
One thousand three racked their brains to think of any martial arts masters related to eight in history: "Is she the descendant of the eight great arhats?"
"Bullshit! Our little proprietress has been practicing martial arts for eight years."
***
In modern society, it's not about winning the Olympic martial arts championship. A woman who can eat by her face doesn't want to learn piano, oil painting, cooking and flower arrangement, and learn martial arts for eight years in silence. Is it to deal with shameless people like yourself?
13,000 tremblingly chatted with her: "Little proprietress, don't get me wrong, she and I are really in love with each other. We met in the vast sea of people. We couldn't help ourselves, so we indulged a bit. Young men and women, opposite sexes attract , I didn't do anything bad..."
Kiyo smiled, looked down his chest, stopped at a little three inches below the navel, then his face sank, and he kicked towards his crotch.
This poisonous woman! To kick such an important part of him! With a cry of 13,000, he clasped his hands under his hands, tripped over the elevated steps when he was in a hurry to retreat, and fell on the stairs with his fork on his back.
Kiyo didn't kick, she just lifted her leg like that, as if she was doing joint movement, and she pretended to be surprised and asked him: "Why are you panicking, why did you fall?"
Footsteps were heard on the top of the stairs, mixed with a soft cough, and tears welled up in Ten Thousand's eyes: the savior has arrived.