Seven Evil Slips Chapter 9:
When the car arrived at Youwu Town, it was just when the lights were on, and the night had already diffused, but it was not so dark—I don’t know if it’s because the town is close to the mountains, it’s a bit colder than other places, so that Kiyo rubbed Rubbing his legs with his hands, he felt a little cold.
Navigation doesn't work when you get here, she pointed the way to Luo Ren: "Here, turn around, turn into a side road at the end..."
Luo Ren likes this kind of town, which has traces of modern life, but still retro, mottled walls, hanging ivy, old-fashioned houses, some houses even have double doors, and you have to climb steps to enter the door. The water strips are oily and slippery when stepped on.
Driving halfway, a big white goose crossed the road, swaying, with its long neck stretched out, and stopped in the middle, staring at the hummer, its feathers fluttering all over its body, and it looked like a mayfly shaking a tree.
Luo Ren said: "We are a guest from afar, let him go first."
It's strange, not nervous, not in a hurry, here, he feels at peace.
He watched the big white goose walk away slowly, and walked into the sparse shadow of the lighted fence gate.
Following Kiyo's guidance, the car stopped in front of a big house.
Even if Luo Ren doesn't know much about architecture, he knows that such an old house with gray tiles and hilltop walls must have been inherited from a wealthy family. It is a stone carving.
Pepsi Qingping only Lingde, a happy family is a new year.
A happy family really doesn't know where to start. I heard that Meihua Jiuniang is alone, and usually only hired people help with cleaning-this couplet must not be her intention.
A light bulb was installed on the top of the gatehouse, and the faint yellow light illuminated the door. There was a middle-aged man wearing slippers, holding a large bowl and eating with his head buried in his head. There was a bottle of white wine at his feet, and a cold plate to accompany the meal.
Kiyo called: "Big brother."
Ignoring that Luo Ren's car hadn't stopped, he opened the door and slid down, a few steps to the front, bent down, and ate a peanut from the cold plate.
Zheng Mingshan said: "It's here."
Luo Ren stopped the car and looked at Zheng Mingshan through the half-open window: This man is really interesting, he is not sitting properly, he is loose, his shoulders are slumped, and his back is slumped. family man.
But he only talked to Kiyo, and he didn't look this way from the beginning to the end: This shows that he is not interested in idlers at all, even if Kiyo came in a tank, he may not be much Take a look.
Cao Yanhua got out of the car after him, feeling a sense of awe in the majesty of the teacher, and a little at a loss what to do.
"Where is Master?"
"I'm not feeling well. I took the medicine and went to bed first. I originally told her that you could arrive at night. I asked her if she wanted to wait. She said that there is no reason for the elderly to wait for the poor."
Looking up at Kiyo again: "Just throwing your hands away like this? No luggage?"
Oh, yes, luggage, Kiyo turned around, Cao Yanhua was very considerate, and quickly handed her the plastic bag, the plastic rubbed and rattled.
Zheng Mingshan was not in a good mood: "Your senior brother has so many advantages, I didn't see you learn them."
The implication is: I have learned the worst.
Kiyo retorted: "I think carrying a plastic bag and having nothing on his body looks strange."
"I didn't have a car to drive, and it was too heavy to carry, so I could only avoid trouble and keep it simple. You said that you got a friend to give it to you, and you pretended to carry a plastic bag. Isn't this just acting like a coward?"
"You are beautiful, you Xi Shi."
"Sharp-mouthed little girl, be careful not to get married."
As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows, and his eyes fell on Cao Yanhua: "Who is this little fat man?"
In fact, when he was in Lijiang, he met Cao Yanhua face to face, but he didn't have a deep impression of him, and he forgot it after seeing him.
Kiyo said: "My apprentice."
Apprentice?
Zheng Mingshan looked Cao Yanhua over from head to toe, and he still spoke to Muyo.
"Yangming Liwan opens a hall to accept apprentices, and you have to come in the same way. Why are you the opposite side, little girl? The rivers and lakes haven't had a few feet of water, and there is no delay in accepting apprentices. Speaking of which, last time I sent you Recommended to old man Yan, I heard that he is gone within two months, does it have nothing to do with you?"
"It's okay, he did it himself."
That's good, as long as it doesn't matter, Zheng Mingshan is not interested in asking how old man Yan is so perfect.
Luo Ren parked the car and came over, his footsteps were not light or heavy, the light moved his shadow to the front of Zheng Mingshan little by little, Zheng Mingshan looked up at him, after a while, Haiwan slowly placed on the ground, his back slightly straightened , with a gleam in his eyes, he asked Kiyo: "Who is this?"
Kiyo thought it was useful, the master said, this elder brother always seems to be slack, unattractive to idlers, if you want him to lift his spirits, unless the people who come are evenly matched, be it friends or opponents.
"My boyfriend."
Zheng Mingshan was a little surprised, and it seemed reasonable after thinking about it.
Paused for a while, then said: "Oh, Lian Jiazi?"
"Yeah."
He has a poisonous eye for people, and after just a glance, he feels that Luo Ren is not a simple person, and Lian Jiazi is actually not a problem. The key is that Luo Ren has a special life that he is familiar with. the taste of.
How did Kiyo know such a person?
Zheng Mingshan remained calm, but Cao Yanhua was excited: "Little master, big... master, let's go in."
Excitedly wanting to take a step, just as he raised his leg, Zheng Mingshan picked up the bowl and changed his position, right in the middle of the threshold, directly below the light bulb.
Then put the chopsticks on it slowly.
In the sea bowl, there is still half a bowl of rice, a few slices of pork head meat, and a few peanuts.
Said: "This door is not just to enter, it depends on whether you have the ability-if you want to enter, first knock over the bowl first."
Cao Yanhua is nervous, but also a little bit eager to try. Sure enough, Tai Shifu is a real martial arts master, with so many strict rules-this is the moment to reveal the true chapter. If you want to show what you have learned in your life, you may even get some advice from the master Make a few tricks.
Taking a deep breath, he mustered his strength, his face turned red, and he kicked towards the sea bowl.
Leaning against the door wall, Zheng Mingshan lowered his head to unscrew the lid of the liquor, without lifting his eyelids, kicked out seemingly casually, impartially, with just the right force, and hit Cao Yanhua three points below the knee, kicking him staggeringly Go out for a few steps.
Taking a sip of wine, he said, "Come here, don't be shy like a little daughter-in-law, you can do anything, come on."
Can any trick work? Cao Yanhua rolled up his sleeves: Uncle Zheng, don't blame me for being rude.
Go all out and fight!
Pounce, grab, hug the waist, lift the legs, shovel the ground, take the top of the head, and once even made a feint: "Hey, master uncle, the grand master is behind you!"
Zheng Mingshan didn't bother to pay attention to him, he put his hands on the top of his head and spun it outwards, like spinning a top, and then mended his foot, Cao Yanhua fell out.
Luo Ren rubbed his forehead on the side, and Kiyo covered his eyes with his hands. The body language of the two expressed a meaning: I couldn't bear to look at it.
Cao Yanhua felt sad, lying on the ground and didn't want to get up, when he looked up, he saw the bowl in front of him, standing in the middle of the threshold, he really looked like a **** making a show.
Zheng Mingshan looked at Luo Ren: "This little fat man doesn't look good, it's up to you."
Luo Ren smiled, nodded, and took two steps forward.
Cao Yanhua climbed up with his arms propped up, cheering for Luo Ren in his heart: beat him! Brother Luo! Beat him up for me!
Zheng Mingshan stared at him with secretive eyes, but Luo Ren smiled openly and freely. After a while, he knelt down* and picked up the Haiwan on the ground with both hands.
Said: "It's the first time I come to the door, so it's fine if I don't bring a gift, how dare I kick the senior brother's job. The senior brother eats."
Kiyo held his breath, looked at Zheng Mingshan, and then at Luo Ren.
Zheng Mingshan lowered his eyelids and looked at the bowl in Luo Ren's hand with a blank expression. After a while, he reached out and took it.
Said: "It's very polite."
After finishing speaking, holding the bowl and tapping on the slippers, he went into the house.
Kiyo breathed a sigh of relief, held Luo Ren's hand, and said, "It's okay, let's go in."
The two of them entered the corridor connecting the inner and outer doors. Looking at their backs, they were still holding hands at first, but halfway through, Luo Ren stretched out his arms to hug her, and the two of them snuggled together, infinitely sweet.
After entering the inner gate, I thought of Cao Yanhua: "Cao Yanhua, keep up."
The voice, graceful and graceful, turned over the gatehouse, over the horse's head gable, and was thrown into the darkening night, startling a cat on the wall, a pair of geese in the pond, and a few birds fluttering in the woods .
Cao Yanhua sat on the ground without moving, two lines of tears gurgling down his heart like a waterfall.
Damn, the loss in this life is that you are too short-sighted, and you are too honest-it turns out that it is not a test of kung fu, you should have said earlier if you are a test of people's politeness! Can there be a little trust between people?
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Almost at the same time, Yan Hongsha and Yi Wansan also returned to Lijiang.
Standing at the gate of Jusan Sui Yuan, it seems like a world away, the inside is still the same lively, but the faces have changed one after another, the name Jusan Sui Yuan is really well chosen, the men and women gathered together today, yesterday and tomorrow, their respective worlds .
Suddenly someone pretended to be surprised: "Hey, who is this, the prodigal son of the border town?"
I'm used to it, every time I come back, if I stretch my head or shrink my head, I will be stabbed by Uncle Zhang—fortunately, he was prepared for it.
With a wink, Yan Hongsha said with a smile: "Uncle Zhang, look at Wansan's arm, it's all in plaster, and it's all because of Kiyo, who fell it."
Anyway, just push the matter to Muyo, she is the little proprietress, as long as Huo Zihong doesn't get angry, no one can get angry at her.
Sure enough, Uncle Zhang couldn't say anything more, he glanced at Wan San's arm, then at the chicken in his arms, his attitude was still stiff, but his tone softened: "This trip is pretty smart, knowing how to bring a chicken The chicken came back to make amends, what kind of breed is this? Broiler chicken? Why is it so gaudy, can it lay eggs?"
While speaking, he stretched out his hand, skillfully gestured, crooked and glued the two chicken wings, picked them up and looked at them.
Cao Jiefang was very angry, kicking his paws in the air, and shouting: "Heh...do...heh, heh...do...heh!"
Probably want to say: what eggs! Lao Tzu is public!