Shape of the Wind – Volume Meteorite: Black girl
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A long, long time ago, in a distant world, there was a country called Reins. Thielen, in that country, there is a legend named "Black Girl", which is talked about today, but no one believes it.
Now, let me tell this story for everyone.
But, dear reader! Before I start speaking, I want to tell you who have been caring about your grace.
The next story...Don't watch it...
You better not watch it.
After reading it, you will worry, and you will regret it.
Because the next one is a story you better not read.
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Reins on September 9, 1999 in the Kingdom Calendar. Thielen
The black girl's father is called Mr. Chi. One day, Mr. Chi and the iron-faced ladyboy had finished talking about the great cause of rebuilding the country, bought the Fuguo brand roast chicken, smoked the Fuguo brand cigarette, and unknowingly walked to a small hill.
Suddenly, the sky exudes a magnificent light. Among the clouds, there is a handsome young man with horns on his head and a ball of light in his hands. The whole body is full of holy light.
In the center of the ball of light, there is a petite girl.
"Are you...Are you God?" Mr. Chi said cheerfully: "I am not your member, but I also want to go to heaven, where is your flying saucer, take me with you!"
"OH! NO, FUK, IAMNOTYHEGOD! HA! BOY! LISTEN! I am the lord of the demons, Temujin, Genghis Khan."
In the twinkling aura, the boy spoke.
"This girl has been living in a holy light since she was born. She has no idea that the filth in the society now is a person with a pure soul..."
"This child is alive or dead. It depends on you for her life." The young man smiled and said, "Please, I will guard you in the sky."
The ball of light fell into Mr. Chi's hands, and Temujin was gone.
"It's really strange, how could I suddenly encounter this kind of thing." Mr. Chi said in surprise: "It must be the virtue of the ancestors, and the deity who appeared to guide me in the great cause of restoration. This must be the case."
In order to play the development game into SLG, Mr. Chi decided to give the girl a name, but what should I call it?
"Narusawa Yui, Hirai Mieko, Sakuragi Mai, Xilu, Hazuki... Um! They are all bad."
Ignoring the joy of the baby in his arms, Mr. Chi feels that these names are too girly to make a great cause.
"Asuka, Shidiko, Ayukawa-maru, Greensail, Klosso... Um! It's not good."
It is hard to imagine the tragic situation of this child driving the No. 1 machine everywhere, Mr. Chi holding the baby, thinking hard, suddenly, he suddenly realized.
"That's right! That's the name, smart and handsome, powerful and nice."
Mr. Chi held up the baby and said with infinite glory: "From today onwards, your name will be ‘Yamamoto Fifty-Six’."
Boom!
The two hundred thunders circling and blasted, the demon thunders and demons turned into electric dragons and flew around, breaking into the critical point of the Kadar Heavenly Spirit.
The Black Luman army broke through the gate of Jinling, and the Southern Tang Dynasty was destroyed.
The sky was thundering at an instant, and there was a thunderbolt in the sky, and the baby was crying and wailing warnings for this unfortunate beginning.
Sure enough, shortly after the adoption of the child, Mr. Chi, because "Zhuang Jing is self-reliant, the great cause of restoring the country" failed, he encountered the incident of a thousand-faced man who smoked Fu Guo brand marijuana. Tossed around.
Every stepmother faces the same predicament. This broom star is unexpectedly horrible, so that many unexpected bad things happen in their family, such as being caught for gambling, being dumped for opening a lottery, and selling. The big supplement post encounters the police, the prostitution encounters the *, the president election encounters the missile exercise... In short, it is very scary.
Later, Yamamoto Fifty-Six was sent to the one hundred and seventh stepmother, Leng Tong's side, and I don’t know when, Yamamoto Fifty-Six had a nickname called Nier. Because I hate the original name (the real reason is because the author hates it and there are too many words), this nickname gradually replaced the correct name.
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The stepmother Leng Tong, and the two younger sisters, regard Nier as a thorn in their eyes, and often use various conspiracies...conspiracy to plot against Nier, in order to get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible.
They give Nier high-calorie food, nine steaks, nineteen burgers, and French fries mixed with cream, a cup of black tea with ninety-nine cubes of sugar, and they also stipulate that she lie in bed and not let her Do exercises, stay in front of the TV all day, and watch the junk show "Humen Zhu Yan Ji".
(Leng Tong: "She's delicious, it's my business." Screenwriter: "It's up to you, she is the heroine, you have no right to speak.")
But, God bless the good people. Although Nier grew up in a duck-feeding family, not only did she not suffer from high blood pressure, heart disease, but also her figure did not change. She always maintained a beautiful curve of 23 waist... It's really a devilish physique. what!
"Ghost! You are not a human being, you must be a demons!"
"Yes! Mother and daughter are both disasters. At a young age, they will attract men..."
"The devil...this must be the species of the devil..."
"What is it about the devil..."
"Who are you?"
"Don't you know who I am. Papa (applause) I'm the blame uncle."
"Get out of here......＠％＆＄......"
Neighbors in the neighbourhood scrambled and blamed, but Nier still managed to eat. Leng Tong, the stepmother, had to change other methods to make money and kill.
"Nier! The granary is broken, you can find your sister to fix it."
"I see, go now."
Nier put down the layer cake in her hand, ran up to the ceiling, and asked her eldest sister to repair the granary.
The eldest sister, Cang Yuefeng, is in the personal bedroom on the ceiling, doing her personal hobby, making windmills.
"Sister, let's go to repair the warehouse together!"
"One windmill, two windmills, three windmills... Only nine people were killed yesterday. The performance is too poor. The midterm exam will definitely be taken."
"Sister, let's go repair the granary together!"
"..."
One minute...
Two minutes...
Three minutes...
"Forget it, I will go by myself."
Unable to bear the eldest sister's coolness, Nier decided to go to repair the granary by herself. It was the younger sister, Long, who went with her. Einstein.
"Mr. Granary, Mr. Iron Fork, Mr. Straw, and other gentlemen, hello everyone, I will fix you guys!"
"Shao Luo instigated! Ai Ling, help me hold the ladder, I will go up and spread the straw."
Nier cleverly climbed onto the roof, facing the sun.
"Hehe, I'm really the invincible super beauty of the thunderbolt." Nier looked at her skin color and nodded very satisfied.
"Ailing, throw the pliers up."
"Sister, don’t use that kind of backward tools. I just finished the new work of the ABS series last night, the Invincible Big Fried Crab Twisting Universal Tool No. 1, I will throw it up for you now."
"Wow! Don't mess around!"
Eiling was innocent to throw the tool up, but the moment the tool fell into Nier’s hand...
Boom!
"Wow! It exploded, so hot... so hot..."
"How could this be...how could this be...oh..."
Sisters have been together for many years. "How could this happen" has become the most common catch phrase. Obviously, this is by no means the first time it appears.
"Hey! Is there anyone, hurry up to put out the fire, come on..."
Because of the fire, the granary was on fire, and Nier was trapped in the center of the fire, unable to move.
The black smoke choked his nose and the flames were flying, and he was about to fall into a crisis.
"Damn it, even a stupid cat is roasted by the fire, and there are idiots to save it. Why is such a big beauty like me unattended?"
"Sister, don't worry, I just finished the "Universal Super Golden Light Communicator" and I will be able to rescue you soon."
Einstein opened the machine confidently and issued an S. O. S’s message, I hope all flying objects passing by here, demons, supermen, creation gods, UFOs, gods, mop-riding witches... Oh! Anything is fine, as long as you can rescue people.
"I want to fly to the blue sky, to the blue sky... Hey! Why is there a distress signal? Go down and take a look."
The fire ignited. Seven hours, 45 minutes, and 23 seconds later, a plump blond girl, with pointed ears specific to the elves, and a pair of angelic white wings behind her, danced gently and slowly. Slowly landed in front of Nier.
Because she was afraid of waiting too long, Nier had already brought out the prepared black tea, cakes, and pastries, and started the afternoon tea. At the same time, she put on a one-piece swimsuit and took a sun bath with a fire and a sauna.
What? Why the fire can burn for so long is not surprising, it is not surprising at all, because the granary is so big!
It's really big! The design of the granary adopts a special space "between the Schgerdings", so when the fire is burning, the granary can extend back indefinitely.
Moreover, the material of the granary is made of the hardest object "not soft at all", even the double-barrel destroyer of the Orion Phantom will not break! Very strong.
"Goddess! Are you here to rescue me from the sea of fire?" Nier asked in a loud voice, putting down the iced Darjeeling black tea at hand.
"I am Robin of the elves. Rockris, why did you call me?"
It seems to be baked very hot, Ruoping couldn't help using her wings to wind, suddenly, Ruoping's eyes lit up, staring at Ni'er's waist. There was a horn there.
"Why do you have this horn?"
"Oh! My father gave it to me."
"This is my companion's horn. Did your father kill my companion?"
"Uh...may I ask, where does the elves come from?"
"Take care of you, Shao Luo, the script is copied from someone else. If you feel dissatisfied, you can go to the screenwriter! Hurry up and answer."
"Oh, no, I bought it with a merchant." A little dizzy, Nier answered.
"What kind of businessman is it?"
"This?" Nier thought about it for a while, and said: "He is a short, fat young man with an obese face and a short body. It is like the kind of pervert who will kidnap his little sister to see goldfish at any time. I have a huge backpack..."
"I understand." Ruoping nodded: "It's Fat Frog. Anyway, it is a memorial for my companion... Please return it to me immediately."
"Oh!" Although she was reluctant, Nier followed the script and returned the horn, even though she knew it was just a bargain from the street stall.
"Well, smart girl, I want to replace the moon and increase your strength as a reward." After Ruoping finished speaking, a bright light burst from her fingers and wrapped Ni'er.
Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang...
Nier's level upgrades, she can be equipped with the new equipment "Rainbow Feather", the maximum physical strength increased by 50 points, the maximum strength increased by 100 points, the attack power increased by 25 points, and the defense power increased by 15 points.
Nier learned a new technique-Tianmo Gong.
With the help of the elves, Ni'er's clothes have the function of flying, and they flew away from the fire in an instant, avoiding the catastrophe.
The conspiracy of the stepmother Lengtong...the conspiracy, it just failed.
The stepmother Lengtong roared, "It is my business that the granary burns up by itself."
Screenwriter: "It's your responsibility, you are the villain, and all the responsibilities are counted on you."
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A few days after the granary fire, the very bad stepmother Lengtong used her vicious conspiracy...conspiracy to murder Nier.
"Nier! The well is blocked, you can find your sister to fix it."
"I see, go now."
Nier put down the honey frosting chocolate in her hand, ran up to the ceiling, and asked her eldest sister to repair the well.
The eldest sister, Cang Yuefeng, is still in the personal bedroom on the ceiling, as her personal hobby, windmill.
"Sister, let's go to the well together!"
"One windmill, two windmills, three windmills... Only nine cats were killed this month. The performance is too poor. This semester must have been instructor 21 (Hey! Hey! What kind of school did you go to!" )."
"Sister, let's go to the well together!"
"..."
One minute...
Two minutes...
Three minutes...
Four minutes...
"Forget it, I will go by myself."
Unable to communicate with the cold-faced murderer, Nier decided to go to the water well by herself. Before leaving, the lovely little girl, Long. Einstein, volunteered to help.
"Sister Nier, Ai Ling will go with you."
"Don't!"
With a very sensible mind, Nier refused the assistance of the little girl. Basically, as long as there is a little girl, it will not be too safe. Coincidentally, a certain silver-haired man agrees with her.
The blockage of the well is not serious, but the garbage problem is more serious. Dead fish, dead shrimp, dinosaur eggs, chemical waste, Solomon’s crown, black star pistol, law cabinet, the lower half of the corpse, nuclear warheads, and promise Fragments of Asia's Ark, trilobites, Pekingese skulls...
Anyway, it is understandable that after the garbage is not implemented, there will be a lot of unimaginable garbage.
"Damn it, it's all caused by bad government."
Ni'er tried her best to clean the trash from the well. Just when she was about to rest, she suddenly found a shiny box at the bottom of the well.
"What is it, Leifeng Pagoda Treasure?" Ni'er's eyes lit up, she jumped into the well without thinking, and opened the box.
"Welcome back, leader!" In the box, there was an old voice, "Your mission this time is very dangerous. You must go deep behind the enemy line. Labor insurance, you’ve done your best, and you’re already dead..."
"What the hell, be a modern Ashin!" Ni'er shook her head, feeling confused when she heard it, and wanted to abandon it at will.
"...This action is named'Project Heavenly Clothes'." The old voice said, "Of course, if you or your team members are subject to accidents, we will give them all related to your actions. Deny."
"In order to ensure the confidentiality of the operation, this well will be destroyed automatically after ten seconds. Good luck, leader!" After speaking, the box began to emit smoke.
"Wow! What's this, layoffs in disguise!" Nier shouted angrily, slamming the box to the ground, and the box made intermittent mechanical sounds before it melted.
"This system...designed by ABS Studio...Long. Produced by Beethoven, thank you for purchasing the genuine..."
"You father and daughter are not good things!" In the shout, a tenth magnitude earthquake occurred in the well, and Nier was about to be buried alive in the well.
In the emergency, the dragon pattern on Nier's clothes began to shine, faintly shining, and there was a passage in the mud in front of her.
Without any tactics, Nier drilled if she had a hole, and went straight in along the lines of the sludge.
At the wellhead, the laughter of the bad stepmother sounded triumphantly.
"Wow hahaha, I changed my career successfully, this time I finally became a bad guy."
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Nier entered a weird cave...
In the depths of the cave, a dark demon is meditating...
"Huh! Damn...this ghost chain...(Kalikari)...why keep biting...(Kalikari)..."
The devil’s hair is black and his body is soaked in mud. There are huge bat-like wings behind him. Two slender wrists are chained to a metal ball by a heavy chain. He is angry and reveals a pair of flashes. The bright fangs gnawed hard at the iron chain.
"Fuck...(Kalikali)...dead old ghost Yinzhen...(Kalikali)...as long as I bite the chain...(Kalikali)...must be the first to kill You..."
Nier approached carefully and asked: "Excuse me, are you a demon?"
"Don't talk nonsense...(Kalikari)...read the lines quickly...(Kalikari)...I'm very busy...Fucking ghost Yinzhen..."
The demon completely maintained the attitude of the demons, ignoring the existence of the first heroine, just gnawing on the iron chain desperately, and chanting her own lines.
"This is not a place where humans can come...Huh! What are you holding?"
Without waiting for Nier’s answer, the demon immediately said, “Let me see, ah! This is devil’s jewelry, this thing is worthless for humans to carry... (Kalikari)...damn Yes, it's so annoying, please hand it in quickly, or you will be killed right away...(Kalikari)..."
Ah! Sure enough, it was a demon. It didn't follow the script at all. It was really brutal enough to get home. Because of Kiris' lack of professional ethics, Nier didn't even have the opportunity to earn mana and money, and the two went directly into battle.
RoundOne
Fight!
Nier uses defense.
Chiles made a straight fist attack.
Nier suffered 400 points of damage.
Nier uses defense.
Chillis used the Dragon King Fist.
Nier suffered four hundred and fifty points of damage.
Nier's HP is less than a quarter and turns red.
Kireth pointed to Nier than his middle finger.
"ToDieYou! Girl!"
Ni'er uses the nirvana—Feng Shen Jian's secret killing of infinite **** bliss! (Up, Up, Down, Left, Right, Right, B+A) But because the CPU level is not enough, Nier’s instructions are too late to process.
Kires used the slash of the demon.
Nier suffered two thousand five hundred points of damage. Nier was knocked down when the stock market crashed.
Chiles laughed and said: "Haha! I was knocked down in two hits, and the name of the Lunar New Year version is going to be changed. It's called the story of the black-skinned boy."
"Who wants to call that ugly name." Nier struggled: "Wait! Stinky bat, you will soon regret it."
RoundTwo
Fight!
Nier uses defense.
Chiles used the sword of pros and cons.
Nier suffered 300 points of damage.
Chiles: "Superficial woman, do you only have this trick?"
Nier: "YouMustBeKill! BlckBat!"
Nier resorted to profound meaning! (R+Q+N+F⒈⒉, F⒈0+mouse move) Chires!
"Ohhhhhhhh...this posture is...!!!"
"Secret Skill! Heavenly Tribulation Summon."
There was a loud thunder in the sky, and the sky was full of thunders, hitting Kiris.
"It's too despicable to use PCTOOLS-level tricks."
The Qilaitian magic power was pushed to the strongest, blocking the first 100 sky thunders.
Kireth suffered 2,600 damage.
Nier is ready to attack.
The author urged: "Hurry up and finish typing, I want to sleep."
Qilei used the sky demon to dance around, and then received two hundred sky thunders.
Chilles suffered two thousand damage. Less than a quarter of HP turned red.
Nier decided to use the strongest secret technique. (Up, down, left, right, ,, and right turn a half circle, A+B) Eight hundred thunders were shot at the same time, and Qi Leisi blew himself up.
Chillis suffered 90,000 points of damage.
Li Yu swallows the fire, Kadar jumps off the building, Lance kneels to the keyboard, Yinzhen eats breakfast...
Chiles was knocked down.
Chiles was knocked down.
Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang...
Nier was upgraded from a trainee to a Cangyue knight.
Nier can be equipped with the new equipment "Demon Knife Village Masaru". The maximum physical strength is increased by 50 points, the maximum strength is increased by 100 points, the attack power is increased by 25 points, and the defense power is increased by 15 points.
Nier's devil power has gone further.
"I don't believe I lost...Your trick is too despicable..."
In this way, Nier got away from the conspiracy of the bad stepmother...and the turning point in her life is about to come.
The neighbors on the street began to spread a message. Two months later, Reins. Thielen is about to marry the prince and hold a grand ball. Ladies from all over the country are welcome to participate.
A more sad story is about to begin.
Hmm! It is said that the black girl escaped the stepmother's conspiracy... the conspiracy, successfully escaped, and the successive plans failed. The stepmother Leng Tong was on the verge of collapse because she was about to become the 108th hero of Liang Shanbo.
"La la la la... I am a happy black girl... the elves in the sky, the monkeys in the trees, the demons in the caves, everyone fell down... la la la..."
Ni'er was lying in front of the TV, looking at the flower picking shop happily, humming a song, relaxed and comfortable.
"Nier, go to the warehouse to get the pesticide."
"I see, I'll go right away."
Nier ran to the warehouse, looking for insecticide everywhere, but she couldn't find it. She was surprised that there was a loud noise at the door and the iron gate was closed.
"Ni'er, mother has something to go out. You stay in the warehouse. If you are hungry, there will be FM2 and Princess Iron Fan in the closet. There is nothing to do. There is Encyclopedia Britannica in the warehouse. Take your time and wait. After a hundred or more years, my mother will release you when she comes back."
After speaking, there was a burst of laughter at the door, and the bad-hearted stepmother went away.
"Wow! It's so despicable, child abuse!"
Nier was knocking on the door desperately, banging loudly, but with an impact of over 4000KG, she still couldn't open Shishi A. The gate of the T force field, if there is a heavy break at this time, it will be fine.
"It's too disgusting, there must be something delicious, so leaving her daughter, there is no blood and family affection." Nier had no choice but to pray to the sky for help.
The prayer received an immediate response. Suddenly, the whole warehouse was filled with light and fragrance, and a goddess appeared during the singing and singing.
"I am the Queen Mother of the West of Kunlun Mountain, a magnificent jade sign, a girl of different worlds! Is it you who pray for the salvation of the world?"
Nier was too scared to speak.
Fenghua said slowly: "The palace held a ball for the selection of concubines. Your mother and two sisters have already gone to participate. Based on someone's request, girl! You will not be helpless, I will become Your backing, and give you..."
"Sister-in-law."
"What's the matter."
"You seem to have memorized the wrong lines."
"Ah! Is it true... I'm so sorry, I really remembered it wrong."
"What are you doing! Whether you or him, isn't there half a professional person? Although this is a Lunar New Year version, it does not mean that the lines can be read indiscriminately!"
"Sorry..."
"Forget it, just put down the things that should be given! What time is it!"
The fairy from Kunlun Mountain waved a stick from an unknown source, and in an instant, the entire warehouse was shrouded in golden light.
"Wow! What kind of dress is this!"
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At the beginning of the evening lights, the night of the palace is still magnificent. In order to celebrate New Year's Day this year, Reings. Thielen held a grand ball. After the foolish emperor Lance, the "I love the king", broke the "Iron Mask" cake that symbolized the opening ceremony, the ball announced its official start, and the whole people fell into an atmosphere of joy.
First Guard: "Why should we be guards for such a big ball?"
Guard B: "That's right, this time as a guard, at least there are lines to say, the last time I played a dead body in Leifeng Tower, I just screamed and it was done, and the salary was so small..."
Guard C: "You are pretty good. Last time I was a guard at the Inneng Temple, I was bombarded to death after only a few words. Afterwards, the author said that we did not follow the script, and we had to deduct money. It was enough. ..."
Guard Ding: "You are all in pediatrics. I was sent to act as a troll. I didn't even have the chance to show up, so I was killed by Temujin's finger..."
Guards, you and I, exchanging bad working experience with each other, struggling and choking their wrists. Just as everyone sighed and cut their wrists and wept blood, an object surged and stopped at an astonishing speed. Before them.
"This...what is this..."
"Is it the Japanese Dome?"
"Did you just play?"
"Is it U. F. O?"
"Is it the legendary sacred fortress, Red Noah?"
"OH! No!"
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In the palace, graceful music is flying, men and women enthusiastically stick together, dancing waltz.
Reins. The current emperor of Tielen, Lance, looked at the hall with regret. He also wanted to have a fun at the end, but he played 3P last night, I don’t know if he didn’t put his center of gravity right, he broke the bed and sprained his foot. So now, he can only regret watching others dance.
However, some people think that this is the premeditated plan of the emperor’s chief staff "Cang Yuecao", because if the fool emperor is allowed to take the lead in the banquet, the concubine election ball is likely to become a "tribute spouse meeting." A reliable senior person who wished to be named pointed out that the credibility of this rumor is 90%.
The ladies in the field, all dressed up and whispering, I don't know who will be chosen by the prince and become the Snow White in the eyes of the prince.
Among the many people, there are three idiots who completely ignored the attractive man's seduction, and occupied the dining table as soon as they entered the door, eating and drinking.
"Mother Lengtong, why do we come here for dinner?"
"Because, Nier's broom essence... Xili snoring (sounding noodles)...Recently, the stocks in the family have plummeted...Kazkazi (sounding bread)...Mom exchanged the U.S. dollars for Korean won again... Swallowing caviar sauce)...So we don’t have money to eat, so we have to come here to eat all-you-can-eat... Wow ha ha ha (sound of drinking spicy pot)..."
"Then...Mom, when can we go home for dinner?"
"Probably wait until... Hu Zi Zi Zi (Drinking Boba milk tea)... The Korean won rebounded, the New Taiwan dollar rose sharply, and the stock market broke another 10,000 points... Woo Hu Hu Hu (sounded by the steak)... You can go home. ..."
Hearing this, Ai Ling swallowed six cakes in one breath (Hey! Miss, are you a snake mother?), while Feng'er on the side used Daxueshan's special techniques to cover up her breath and eliminate all life. Sign, hiding in the corner, secretly picking up the plastic bag, and packing all the food away (Hey! Miss, this is illegal.).
"Super incomparable beautiful man, jade face Lang Jun Sai Pan An, first prince Li Yu, grand debut."
With a very handsome three-point face, Li Yu appeared on the stage.
"Haha, it's amazing. You can use your real name before the rumor is finished. This is the privilege of a beautiful man... Hey! Lights, get closer, it's okay, you can get closer..."
Li Yu looked around, suddenly his eyes lit up.
"Beautiful lady, your lonely face is like a winter plum on a mountain, making me, a beautiful man, feel very distressed. I don't know if I have the honor to dance with you?"
Faced with Li Yu’s invitation, Feng'er, who was busy secretly packing, stopped and looked back coldly, wondering if this guy wants to get a share, if yes, he will die immediately. , Killing kills.
I don't know that he is already hovering in front of the ghost gate. The silver-haired man is very frustrated because his charm has failed.
"Miss!"
"..." (Fenger considers using a sword or poisoning)
"Miss!"
"..." (Feng'er considers whether a sword can penetrate the heart or divide the body into eight pieces)
"Miss, am I fortunate to ask your name?"
"Swipe!"
The cold sword in the sleeve reached Li Yu's throat, and Feng'er said coldly: "There are only two kinds of people who can ask my name, one is the master and the other is the dead, and you... will soon become a member of the latter. ..."
"No! No! I won't ask anymore." The silver-haired man left with a smile, letting the cold-faced murderer continue to carry on the great work of packing.
What? Feng'er was wearing a sleeveless evening dress, where did the sword in the sleeve come from? As I said, this is the Lunar New Year edition. Those things are not important. Here, if you don’t wear sleeves in fashion, you can still play handsome with swords.
The charm was frustrated, Li Yu shifted his target and searched for the next one. Suddenly, his eyes dimmed and he quickly turned and left.
"Mo... ask... first... give birth."
"This is an illusion...this is an illusion...I must have heard a sound from nature..."
"Mr. Don't ask."
"It does not exist... This girl-like apostle does not exist at all... Actually there is nothing in front of me..."
"Mr. Don't ask."
"My eyes... My eyes suddenly went blind... I can't see anything... Weird Doctor Black Jack... Where are you..."
"Mr. Don't ask!"
"Wow..." A. T Force Field could not bear repeated attacks, the Yamato sank, and the silver-haired man finally collapsed.
"Why, why are you here!"
Eiling pouted very aggrievedly and said: "This is the Lunar New Year version of Fengzi, so the original character must appear..."
"Oh! NO! Don't use Cast as an excuse." Li Yu roared annoyedly: "As long as you show up next to me, I will be very unhappy, so please stay away from me."
"But, at least I have to ask about my name! Otherwise, the author will not pay for the show."
"Don't think about it! Do you think I will be fooled again?"
Li Yu put aside the broom star and looked for the third target. Suddenly, there was a big light in front of him.
"Oh! Where did the peerless beauty come from."
At the entrance of the hall, a very sultry and **** beauty appeared. Among the many big dresses, she looked special. She desperately took over a table as soon as she came in, eating and drinking.
"Guanguan Jujiu, in the state of the river...No! It's hard to be a slave, and the teacher is pitying...No! Yinianyu's appearance should still be there, but Zhu Yangai...Oh! No matter."
Almost a nosebleed, Li Yu rushed forward.
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After the bright light passed, Nier felt her body lighten. She opened her eyes and looked at her clothes.
"Wow! What kind of dress is this!"
The original coarse cloth clothes are gone. Instead, they are woven with a good Ayana... a bikini.
"What's going on? Is your so-called dance party a promiscuity party with go-go dancing?" Nier's eyes are about to stick out, and this suit has instantly expanded her tolerance to the limit.
"There should be a limit to serving readers! He even eats my tofu, doesn't he even spare his sister?"
"Sorry! Little girl." Fenghua was embarrassed and said softly: "This is indeed your brother's request. He thinks that if you wear a tacky dress, you are really the number one beauty in the mainland. Therefore, special clothing is needed to set off."
Someone clearly knows the personality of his sister, and said that the super-optimistic single-celled creature immediately danced and said happily: "Yeah! That's right, a beauty like me should have been used. Special clothes to set off..."
"The car parked at the door is a prepared car. As soon as you get in, you can go straight to the court."
"Seat car, this one is pretty good... Hmm! Does it fit my identity?"
Like a Sakyamuni flower, Fenghua smiled mysteriously and said: "Don't worry! This is definitely the only famous car in the king's city."
"Really? Hahaha..."
"However, as soon as twelve o'clock, the clothes will be restored..."
"Got it! At twelve o'clock, the clothes will change back to their original state, so come back early, yes, no problem, I'm familiar with this story... it's too late, I'm leaving now."
"Wait a minute...Oh! Why is it someone who refuses to listen to it...Forget it, let's go back to the Devil Tower and knit a sweater..."
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"It's so perverted."
Nier was stuffed with a cake in her mouth, and her heart was so angry that she must have been affected by the dead ghost Anye. The "pig cart" pulled by the eight big pigs ran across the city, if it wasn't fast enough, Before arriving at the venue, he entered the detention center.
"Sorry, my sister, because the munitions at Beimen Tianguan are too heavy, and the budget of the Ministry of Internal Affairs for this year is seriously insufficient, so there is only this kind of car... Otherwise, how about changing to the Yaqi Orochi car next time?"
"Don't!"
That's it. When others ride a white horse, Nier had to take a black pig, wearing a bikini, and go straight to the palace.
"Damn dead ghost brother, next time Hei Luman calls again, I will deliberately abandon the guard and let the iron-faced ladyboy chop you into eighteen...
..."
In order to vent her anger, Ni'er murmured, and the food on the plate at hand, like magic, piled up like a hill.
"Beautiful lady, your beautiful face is just like the peach blossom in early March. As a beautiful man, I am very fascinated. I don't know if I have the honor to dance with you?"
"The family motto of our family, drunks and men refuse to go to the house, you have both, get out of it."
To completely reverse the purpose of participating in the prom, Nier pushed Li Yu away and swept the food on the table.
His charm has been repeatedly frustrated, and the silver-haired man is a little unbelievable.
"What's the matter with these women, are they all turning a blind eye to this beautiful man? No, I must get back to face."
"Shangri-La's first hit-up king" decided to use all his best to get his face back. Unfortunately, the following facts only proved that he chose the wrong start.
"Then, beautiful lady, am I honored, may I ask your name?"
"..." (Nier does not speak, her face turns dark slowly, and she lowers her head.)
"It's the last name, first name, and so on." In order to fear that Nier would not understand, Li Yu made it simple.
"..." (Nier is silent, her fists clenched, her shoulders trembling slightly.)
"A beautiful woman like you must have an incomparably elegant name! Noble, generous, and graceful, such a name can match you..." One sentence is doomed to a sad ending.
"Yamamoto fifty-six."
"Huh! What?"
"I said my name is Yamamoto 56."
Like the roar of the ancient tyrannosaurus, in the roar, Nier flew an uppercut, hit Li Yu's jaw directly, and flew the first prince to the sky as a star, Li Yu exited.
"What a bastard, dare to ask the girl the saddest thing." Nier was so angry that she could only continue to eat to vent her anger.
"Haha! Ask even this kind of question, that kid is the number one idiot." On the throne, the host of the banquet who sprained his foot expressed interest in this scene.
"Oh! Really? Compared to the person who asked the question, the person who took the name is the root of all evil." Beside the throne, an indescribable beauty in a purple dress smiled softly.
"A girl's name is a taboo. Asking casually will cause unexpected disaster." On the other side of the throne, a short-haired lady smiled softly, and her smart eyes were full of smiles.
As if echoing her words, a magnificent and handsome noble son walked towards Airing who was about to transfer his position.
"Lovely lady, I am the second prince "Xinling Jun" Bai Wuji. I don't know if there is such an honor. What is your name?"
Speaking, he bowed slightly and bowed in a salute. Among the four princes of the Warring States Period, this second prince may not be the best, but he is definitely the most polite. He observes the banquet etiquette. Before inviting a female partner to dance, ask the other party's name first.
However, a good start may not have a good result. If Li Yu, who is also the four princes, was there, he would cry in tears and tell his old friend: "You really don't know how great!"
Hearing Bai Wuji's question, Ai Ling was very excited all night in the cold field, nodded quickly, and said with joy: "Yeah! My name is Long. Einstein. Bugayella. Prince. Petz. Kraft. Lap it. Logistics. Royan Kram. Da Tai'an.
Red Pill Ding. Chiguli. Min Yesi. Kronoff. Ashida is also home. A code multi-card code. Ancient rare Da eggplant private. A Paulo Fu brought his personal favor, A class, a mule, Pu Ji Miro. Nong Gada, Adelphi Rousia..."
The girl kept talking. In order to maintain her gentleman’s demeanor, Bai Wuji only smiled bitterly and listened carefully, while the group of people on the throne had already laughed forward and backward, not knowing what the heavenly palace is. year.
The length of the name is comparable to that of a book of words. This is another characteristic of the dwarf clan besides being good at crafting artifacts. People who don’t have such common sense and stupid to ask the name have to be here. Suffer a lot.
"This is called the last time to be a good one." Nier said vaguely with fruit candy in her mouth. Seeing that she has a sorrowful look, maybe she has been fooled for this reason before!
I was about to put all the vegetable jelly in the mouth, Nier was slapped, and suddenly turned her head, only to find that there was a beautiful lady with a refreshing dress and long hair, her eyes gleaming with intellectual brilliance, she looked at it with a grin. Yourself.
"How is this possible? Apart from the sister-in-law of the monster, how could there be women with whiter skin and thinner waist than me... Um! Not bad..."
Squinting at the other party, Nier obviously suffered a lot.
Nier kept silent, so the other party had to speak first.
"This peerless beauty..." As soon as she spoke, Nier realized that this beauty was actually a man, and she almost vomited blood on the spot.
"What are you doing? Shemale."
"I...I want..."
"Don't think about it, even if you think about it, even me."
"Ah! That's not what I meant, I mean..."
"Tell you, don't think about anything, this lady can't be attracted to you."
When said this, the man shook his hand and explained: "Miss Nier, you have misunderstood. I am the third prince, Gengoro Amano. I don't know if I have this honor. Would you please dance?"
"I hate dancing with a sissy, you guy is slick, you must not be a good person, hurry up, or you will be slaughtered and cooked for hot pot later."
Nier didn’t answer in an angry manner. In fact, there is another reason for her dissatisfaction. Although this man looks like a sissy, he has nothing to say about his beauty. What’s worse, Nier It is really unacceptable, a man is more beautiful than himself.
"Don't say that! Miss Nier, I have been waiting for this dance for a long, long time. Please give me a chance and also a chance for you. I will light up the lights in your heart."
To the beautiful woman, Gengoro didn't dare to take it lightly, and quickly quoted the example of King Lance's successful pick-up.
Helplessly, Nier is not Lin Qingxuan. She has no interest in lighting the heart lamp, and hates the man in front of her even more. It is more practical to eat more.
"Huh? How do you know my name." After thinking about it, Nier asked if something was wrong.
Gengoro immediately put on a posture of "Big Nose Love Saint", and stared at Nier affectionately. His handsome face and sea-like affectionate eyes made the men and women in the field intoxicated.
"This kid is not bad! I have learned 30% of my uncle's ability to pick up girls." As a landlord, Lance felt that Yu Youyan was honored and quickly arrogant his wife and concubine.
It is still a nice voice, Gengoro said softly, "Because, I was born to meet Miss Nier. Of course I know everything about you clearly."
"Pop!"
The words were not finished yet, a hot slap on Gengoro’s cheek, and a sudden slap shocked all the men. Lance, who just uttered a rhetoric, even covered his cheek unconsciously. .
"Sure enough, it is the three-strength power! Husband." Quan Ying smiled slightly, but her face was teasing.
"Uh! Uh! To deal with tricky characters, the triple success force is obviously not enough." In the usual cheeky, Lance also went downhill, nodded and said yes.
"Dead ghosts are sissy, handsome and handsome, and they are also romantic, and they have nothing to say. The people who listened to it are numb, sincere."
Ni'er shook her body, as if she felt the goose bumps all over the place, and didn't want to be entangled by the boring man anymore, she walked to another hot pot.
Fang took a step, Doujue put a heavy weight on his leg, and when he took a closer look, Gengoro's mouth was flat, pretending to be pathetic.
"Dead ghost, let go quickly, it's okay to hug someone's thigh, you are going to die!"
"If you refuse to agree, I will keep holding..."
"Okay! This stalker, I have 70% of my skill." Lance's face was charming, forgetting the lesson just now, and loudly applauded.
"This is not enough. If you have a high level of skill, you will take the opportunity to rub your face on the woman's thighs, and it won't take advantage of the money..."
"Chop! Miles! Pop! La! Boom! Rumble! Wow! Bad!"
There was a violent loud noise. Nier punched and kicked the bad attachments on her feet, and her moves were fatal. Lance was terrified and could not speak.
"Seven success! Husband." Cang Yuecao smiled lightly.
Lance replied: "Sorry, the tutoring is not strict, the tutoring is not strict..."
"Dead ladyboys, don't think that stalking is useful. This lady kills hundreds of people like you in a year!"
"Fighting is love, cursing is love, not beating or cursing is a scourge. If beating me makes Miss Nier happy, please avoid doing it!"
"Okay! I just hit you, even your mother can't recognize you."
"One! Two! Participate! Four! Wu! Lu! Seven! Na! Nine!"
Nine-headed dragon flash plus Mutsu's tooth slash, octopole fist mixed with lion roaring bullets, avoiding fierce moves like clouds, Gengoro is like a legendary old man, he will not let go when he holds it tightly, so that Nier will not But how can it be.
"That's right, that's it, ten successful, undead cockroaches." Seeing Gengoro's persistence, Lance nodded in praise.
"Oh! After stalking, it is a cockroach that can't be killed. This method is very interesting!"
"Sister Quanying, because! Husband understands his only strength very clearly!"
"Dead cockroaches, I don't believe I can't get rid of you, look at the trick!"
"Oh!"
A scream, but Nier's unscrupulous plan kicked people into the pillar, banging and thundering, and the cruel method made the whole face pale when others saw it.
"No, if you continue to play with her like this, the Berlin actor will become fleshy."
Discovering that before this woman, even cockroaches could hardly survive, the talented military division decided to change his strategy. He hurriedly confessed: "Actually! With Miss Nier’s unparalleled beauty and the number one beauty in the continent, your fan club, early It can be stacked on the other side of the sea. I am your fan, so I know everything about you. Please give me a chance to dance!"
It can be said that there is no ethics at all for picking up girls to this point, but, seeing people talking about people, **** talking about ghosts, these words are obviously quite useful to Nier, and she laughed.
"That's what I said, it's normal that there will be a fan club like me, a'universe invincible super thunderbolt beauty'!"
For this handful, Nier completely forgot the anger she had just received, and faced Gengoro, a man in a tuxedo, and a girl in a bikini, dancing in the hall.
"Well! The Northern Wind and Sun Battle, this is the highest state Temujin left behind!" Lance nodded eagerly, and the spring cherry and Cang Yue grass on the left and right were all in one pair. This person is hopeless" expression.
In the middle of the dance, suddenly the bell rang twelve times in a row.
"How come!"
"What's the matter, isn't it just eight o'clock? Why did the clock strike midnight suddenly?"
"Is the clock in the palace broken? How could it happen."
"The designer must be bad, and the ABS series must be used."
(Author: In fact, the number of pages is running out, so I have to end as soon as possible.)
"Ah!"
With a scream, Nier hugged her body and squatted down.
At the beating of twelve o'clock, the bikini on Nier's body was restored immediately, but it was not restored to the original coarse cloth clothes, but restored to... just born.
"Ah! Who is the idiot who designed this kind of thing, this lady is going to cut her a thousand dollars." Nier screamed.
"Ah! Which genius designed this kind of thing, this uncle has a lot of rewards."
Although they are brothers and sisters, they react differently. They are not the heirs of the world's first magic power. The moment the beauty stripped naked, Lance opened his eyes like a hound, his eyes were like copper bells, and his tongue was stretched out. The saliva rushes like a waterfall.
The Gengoro on the side, strained very quickly, tore off the table towel on the table, covered Nier's body, walking like flying, and fleeing the door.
"Boom!"
Only hearing the loud noise of the hall door, the thick door knocked out the figure of a girl, which was jaw-dropping.
"Wow!"
"It's a pity."
"Hehe, beautiful lady, I look forward to seeing you again."
Lance shouted regret, Gengoro smiled as if looking forward to it, Li Yu was still traveling around the Milky Way and did not come back, but Bai Wuji...
"Krimiv Atromi. Szlovsiko Arif Dess..." Ai Lingyu smiled and was still talking.
On the chandelier on the ceiling, a short man sits steadily, with a cold face, without a trace of smile, embroidered with a badge of the Jagged Cavalry Group on his arm.
Looking at his brother's ugliness, he murmured: "Idiot!"
On the other side of him, the boss in front of him, a woman with a naive smile and a long ponytail, and a Japanese-style dress, swayed and raised a glass to him on another chandelier. .
"Cheers!"
This was the safest conversation in the entire banquet, and it also put an end to the farce.
And what is coming is another farce.