Sign-in to Become the Strongest Sect Master Chapter 228: The water of the Yellow River comes from the sky
"Brother Yu, listen to me, the Tianluo conventions will be held like this in the future, and it must be lively every year!"
Watching the dancers dancing in the center of the Tianluo chessboard, Yan Chu showed a social smile like a man.
Qianji Yuge gave Yan Chu a white look: "If you really follow what you said, invite these dancers every year, I'm afraid our Tianluo conference in Tianshui Prefecture will soon be banned."
"Isn't it, are you all so conservative?"
"The Tianluo Conference is a formal occasion. If it weren't for your wholly-owned investment this time, how could I be so messy?" Qian Ji Yuge said helplessly.
Just when the dancers were dancing to a climax, someone suddenly flew into the Tianluo chessboard and interrupted the dancers' dance.
Everyone was very disappointed. They wanted to drive away the guy who interrupted the dance, but after seeing the person's appearance, everyone closed their mouths without saying a word.
"Everyone, it's rare for everyone to be so elegant, why don't you let Kou come to chant a poem?" Kou Nanguo said brazenly.
"Tsk tusk, the so-called literati are nothing more than a group of people who have earned their reputations. The real sages, if they are all like Kou Nanguo, the Dongze Kingdom of God will be dead." Yan Chu said mercilessly.
Qianjiyuge’s complexion changed, and he hurriedly covered Yan Chu’s mouth: “Say this kind of things in the future. If you let others hear you, you can pull your pigtails.”
"What are you afraid of?"
Yan Chu said with a smile, Qi Wenhan is in his own school, he didn't say anything, what's so scary?
Qianji Yuge said angrily: "Anyway, this is for your good!"
Everyone who was disturbed by Yaxing, although they were dissatisfied and didn't want to listen to Kou Nanguo's poems at all, they were still worried about Kou Nanguo's identity and could only cater to it a few times.
Kou Nanguo suddenly laughed from ear to ear, and chanted a few **** and unreasonable poems.
Seeing everyone's reaction, Kou Nanguo is still on the court, and he has to come to [ ] "Seven Steps into Poetry".
Even after listening to the song of Qian Ji Yu, he couldn’t help saying: "The poems he wrote are not very good."
"Do you still know poetry?"
"Why don't I understand?" Qianji Yuge said, "I also have a poet I like."
Yan Chu suddenly became interested: "Which poet? What poem did you compose? Tell me if you tell me?"
Qianjiyu sings:
"It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road want to die. If you ask where the restaurant is, Lu nursery rhyme refers to Xinghua Village."
"Squandering flowers gradually become attractive, so Asakusa can have no horseshoes. The favorite lake is not enough to go east, and the green Yangyin is white sand dike."
"The light rain in the sky is as crisp as the rain, and the grass is far away but there is nothing close. The most benefit of the spring is one year, and it's better than the Yanliu Mandu."
"How about it, this is a poet named Li Gongzi who has exploded recently, and his poems are so brilliant! It’s a pity that Li Gongzi is very mysterious. No one knows who he is. And he hasn’t had any new works recently, which is really worrying!"
Yan Chu: "……"
Is this special!
isn’t it the poem I chanted to Li Zeyang last time? ?
This kid actually plagiarized his own verses and went outside to pretend to be chic!
Yan Chu turned his head immediately, but Li Zeyang had already smelled the danger, and he didn't know where he went to take refuge.
"Xiaoqiang, Shen Wen, Zhou Qi, Wenhan," Yan Chu said to them, "Do me a favor. When Zeyang comes back, I will arrest him once in Aruba. If he dares to resist, you will It is said that the leader asked to do it, let him weigh it in his heart."
The four of them looked at each other and smiled, and they agreed without hesitation.
On the Tianluo chessboard, Kou Nanguo became more and more vigorous, and he didn't even want to come down.
Everyone heard that they were sleepy together, and many people dispersed.
Even Gongsun Yi couldn't help but said to Gongsun Tonghai: "Am I so annoying before?"
Gongsun Yi used to like to pull others to look at his paintings. Now when he sees Kou Nanguo, Gongsun Yi knows how much he was rejected before.
But how dare Gongsun Tonghai nod his head.
When everyone was upset, another figure appeared on the Tianluo chessboard.
is Yan Chu? ?
Yan Chu came to Kou Nanguo with a cup of chrysanthemum tea, and said with a smile: "Kou Lao, you are tired, do you want to drink chrysanthemum tea to moisturize your throat?"
Kou Nan's defense took a look at Yan Chu: "What do you want to do?"
"Lao Kou is so talented, and the younger generation admires it very much, and came here to offer a cup of tea!" Yan Chu took out the super microphone again and said, "Lao Kou, this magic weapon can protect your throat. Pay more attention!"
Kou Nanguo has a characteristic, that is, he says he can be old, but if others say he is old, he can’t!
So Kou Nanguo immediately said with a sullen face: "The old man doesn't need your magic weapon, and the whole audience can hear the old man's voice!"
"Yes, yes, then you have to drink a cup of tea to moisturize your voice when you are old, otherwise the poems you chant will not sound good!"
Kou Nanguo heard this, and felt that Yan Chu also made sense.
So he picked up the cup and drank it in one go.
Don’t say it, although Yan Chu’s servant is hateful, Jinglei chrysanthemum tea is still very good...
Seeing Kou Nanguo drank chrysanthemum tea, Yan Chu’s smile became even brighter.
retracted the cup, he quickly backed away, and stared at Kou Nanguo with an expression of watching the show.
"Master, what did you put in that cup of chrysanthemum tea?"
Li Zeyang clutched his crotch and walked back with the four of Johnson.
Yan Chu smiled and said: "Wait for a good show."
"Mother, what kind of medicine did you make for the leader just now?" Ye Lishang asked curiously.
Xu Ruoyun couldn’t help holding his forehead~IndoMTL.com~ shook his head and said: "You still don't know it..."
Kou Nanguo, who is still chattering on the Tianluo chessboard, is chanting happily.
Suddenly, he felt a cramp in his stomach.
What's the matter?
Is my stomach broken after eating?
Kou Nanguo endured the severe pain, holding on to the poem.
followed closely, he vaguely felt a free air in his abdomen, and he was about to exhale.
"The Tianluo chessboard is so big, I fart quietly, no one will find it, right?"
Kou Nanguo's complexion turned pale, and couldn't help it, so he took advantage of the gap and released it quietly.
噗——
What a mess!
Kou Nanguo's complexion instantly turned from white to red.
A foul smell filled him.
At this moment, everyone seems to have seen what is meant by "the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky."
"Head Xu, I need you to help me refine a deceptive laxative, that is, when the user feels that he wants to fart, it is actually..."
In Xu Ruoyun's mind, the voice of Yan Chu from before emerged.
"I'm going, what smells so bad!"
"The taste seems to be from Mr. Kou!"
"Huh? The pants Kou wore before were not white? Why did they turn into yellow? I was dazzled??"