So What If You’ve Been Reborn? Chapter 2: Concentration disorder
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"Mortals know that collecting gold is not ignorant, how can you ignorant other people's children!"
An old man with a gray beard and a headache, heart-stirring and jumping feet, saw Shi Feng looking down and meditating without any response. The old man was even more angry and began to roll his sleeves.
At this moment, a soft white hand timidly grasped the hem of the old man's robe.
"Wah, are you awake? Don't be afraid, I'll let him take you back!" The old man slapped his bony chest.
"Are you the new grandpa in charge?"
"..."
Shi Feng opened his eyes, and the people who had been squatting in the hidden corner to watch the show looked at each other.
"Cough, the old man is not in charge, he is the valley owner of the Sky Cliff Black Abyss Valley, do you know what the valley owner is? The valley is the valley of the barn, and this is a valley." The old man straightened his chest and trimmed him neatly. With three strands of beard, he waved his hand with an air, "It's this piece—"
"The steward of this barn?" Chen He blinked.
"Puff."
Sneers in the dark one after another, the old man turned his head in anger and shouted: "Who is there?"
"This place is a barn. The most I wait is a dustpan of sorghum."
"Buckwheat! Buckwheat grows faster."
The old man was so angry that he blew his beard and stared. He picked up the confused child and placed it on the futon. He grabbed the chubby lotus knot-like hand and gently swayed, pointing to the silver bell on his wrist and asked: "You are Yunzhou Mansion Chen Family, who is your father?"
"Dad, that's... Daddy." The child muttered and pursed his mouth.
"What's the job at home?"
The dumpling lowered his head in a daze, and began to play with the corners of his clothes.
The old man cast incomprehensible glances at other people in doubt. The baby saw that he was about to leave the age of the beard. He said that he was big or small, and he should be sensible. Why don't you ask three questions?
He gave Shi Feng a vicious look, and the old man felt that Shi Feng had frightened the child.
The old man digs and digs in his pocket, and it took a long time to find out a shriveled wild fruit. He handed it over and asked while coaxing: "You are not playing at home, why did you run into the mountains and the wild?"
The dumpling raised his face, and replied solemnly: "I didn't come deep in the mountains and plains... I was at home, in the yard, by the pond."
"..."
When can a little baby play in the backyard pond and fall into the sky cliff barrier to become amber?
This child was beaten and taken away by a strongman at home. Let's leave it on the cliff at night!
A group of cultivators look at me, and I look at you, they all show a puzzled look-kidnap a little doll, run to the mountain on a dead horse, just to throw the child to the bottom of a deep mountain cliff? What an enemy is this?
"Shi Feng, what is going on?"
Faced with everyone’s questions, Shi Fengjing stood up and walked to Chen He, wiped the sweat from his forehead, threw away the shriveled fruit in the child’s hand, and took out a basket of heat from his magic bag again. The scent of the steaming buns tempted Chen He to stare at him without turning his eyes.
"Wait where did you get the meat buns? Sky Cliff hasn't seen this thing in hundreds of years!" The old man stepped back three steps, his expression horrified.
Shi Feng bought not only meat buns at the foot of the mountain, but also soft quilts, embroidered satin pillows, tiger-toed shoes, and even aprons.
Since you have decided to take this child away, how come you have no plans? Throwing a bigudan in the child's mouth and throwing it aside, Shi Feng couldn't do anything about it.
Chen He swallowed hard, only staring at the buns, and did not eagerly grab them.
"This kid is good." The old man muttered.
Shi Feng, who reached out and stroked the back of the child's head, looked deeply cold.
There are no children who are naturally well-behaved. Children are noisy. Babies cry because they are uncomfortable. Children cry because they are observing the reactions of people around them. If they don’t pay attention to them regardless of laughter and cry, the child will Will be dull and dull, look regular and honest.
Shi Feng once again confirmed the location of the congestion in Chen He's brain, and slowly retracted his hand.
It takes too long for the blood to clot, and the meridians are damaged by forcible meeting. It is only gradual. It is best to let Chen He practice the exercises to solve this hidden danger.
It's hard for ordinary people to imagine that this child who sits on a futon and does not move is a fool with insufficiency.
——No, they have deceived the entire Black Abyss Valley.
Shi Feng smiled slightly and stuffed the meat buns at the right temperature into Chen He's hands.
Duanzi hesitated to see that Shi Feng, who was wearing a wide-sleeved robe without a crown, felt that this was different from the person in his memory. The family members of the Chen Mansion are all sweaty, and the maids are full of fat, but there is no one in front of them. Instead, they are like the Buddha lotus purifying water enshrined at home, which is timeless and clear.
Chen He bowed his head blankly and approached the meat bun.
It smells good.
It's warm, just like the hand that touched the hair just now.
Chen He raised his head and glanced at his surroundings again, moved to hide behind Shi Feng, and carefully nibble on the buns, the heat of the gravy pressed against his mouth, soothing his hungry stomach.
"The face of this child--"
An old man with profound magic power saw the clue, he quickly stretched out his hand to count, and the long white eyebrows that were dragged to the cheekbones shrugged and shrugged very funny.
The dumpling was amused and giggled.
The Taoist stretched out his hand to touch Chen He's bone, and Shi Feng took a step forward and stood by without a trace.
"You?" The Taoist suddenly realized, "This child is also a deadly number, just like you?"
Shi Feng didn't answer, and stuffed another meat bun into Chen He's hand.
"Fit!" The Valley Lord sighed up to the sky, "The trouble is yours, we don't care!"
After speaking, leave, and all the tickets to watch the excitement follow.
A slight voice came from outside the cave.
"Valley, is this really good?"
"What's wrong? When Shi Feng first came to the Black Abyss Valley, his thoughts were ashamed, and his whole person was like a dead thing. Now he has a doll to make a fuss about him, and it saves him from queuing in the Yin Cao Mansion earlier than us at a young age. Bastard, don't you know that the number of underworld officials is very tight now?"
"The kid's family..."
"Since it's such a fate, it doesn't matter if I don't send this child back home." The owner of the valley sighed leisurely, "Shi Feng has a compassionate heart, can we make it?"
***
Shortly after Black Abyss Valley Lord finished saying this, he regretted it.
The bottom of the skyscraper is bored all day long. Everyone is tired of seeing each other. Now there is a little doll that is very rare for cultivators.
"Valley, the baby is so cute, she won't cry or make trouble, and will laugh when she is funny."
Idiot, not all children are like this.
"Gu Master, the child is white and tender, much whiter than the Lingzhi doll I raised."
Fool, who told you not to raise ginseng, the whitest one.
"Valley Master, Shi Feng invited Nan Hongzi's memorial tablet. Looking at this posture, it seems that he wants to accept apprentices on his behalf."
"It's no wonder." Black Abyss Valley Master said, touching his beard, "The apprentices that Shi Feng has accepted are all dead. Although the mortal masters are not good enough, he often regards the three calamities and nine fatalities as a big evil. Shi Feng’s fate, but Shi Feng himself would be quite concerned. Putting that child under the name of Nan Hongzi and raising him as a younger brother is also considered to get around Shi Feng’s heart knot."
"It's just a status. Anyway, it is difficult for the masters and disciples of the martial arts to meet once, which is not the basic exercises for the seniors to teach." A cultivator laughed at himself and said, "I treat my seniors better than my masters Get closer."
"If you are envious, go and collect a doll by yourself, don't yell in front of me." The owner of the valley said angrily.
"Ha...this one."
Everyone immediately scattered and ran away.
It's not that they don't have no apprentices and apprentices, they are just such small children, and ordinary cultivators don't want to accept them.
——They can only ask for the supernatural powers of Wenxian and will not take children.
A young child who is still ignorant of the world. Without going through the three thousand red dust, I am afraid that it will be difficult to see the way and cross the tribulation in the future.
The owner of the valley pondered for a moment, and decided to go back and persuade Shi Feng to give the child to the mountain hunters to raise him, and then take it back when he became an adult.
Just stepping into the cave mansion where Shi Feng usually lives, some people approached with a complicated expression and whispered: "Master Gu, this kid has a problem."
"What?" The Black Abyss Valley Master immediately became alert.
The soft white dumpling in the cave was wrapped in a newly bought little quilt, curled up at Shi Feng’s feet and fell asleep sweetly, and snored. The sleeping appearance is very good. This kind of quilt is not The tumbling children are extremely relieved.
Seeing the Lord of the Black Abyss Valley returning and returning, Shi Feng didn't even lift his eyes, and maintained a cross-sitting posture without moving, so as not to disturb the dumpling with half of his body lying on his lap.
"We just coaxed Shi Feng to ask how old the child was when he was wiping his face, and it turned out—" The expression on the face of this cultivator was very wonderful, even more popular than I heard that his apprentice married four wives. The appearance was also shocked.
"Three years old." Tuanzi replied, tilting his head, looking around in a daze, as if to find something as proof, but this is not Chen Mansion, and he didn't scold his nonsense maid Xiaosi.
No matter how you get lost, you should be in Chen's Mansion, so if you wait for a night's sleep, you can be found by the family.
Chen He's performance inconsistent with his age finally aroused the vigilance of the cultivators, and they looked at Shi Feng. After Chen He was asleep, Shi Feng patted the dumpling on the back and nodded at them.
This is an uproar, a child with a mental problem, don't preach to him to seek the supreme way, it is very difficult even to know the governor!
Shi Feng didn't care at all.
After knowing that Chen He was mentally insufficient, he thought about a way.
The secrets of various schools in the world, even if Shi Feng is not proficient, he knows one or two things.
The initiation technique of Tantric Daigo is suitable for Chen He.
Chen He fell into the enchantment from the sky cliff and was trapped in it. The meridian orifices were loosened by spiritual force, which was a good opportunity for enlightenment.
How keen is the Lord of the Black Abyss Valley. Seeing that Shi Feng’s gaze looked like Shen Ning had already planned, he guessed it, and hurriedly stopped it: "It is absolutely necessary, this child is lacking in his mind. I don’t know what the problem is. The method of empowerment, I'm afraid it is wrong!"
Shi Feng didn't hear it.
Seeing that he was going to go his own way, the Lord of the Black Abyss Valley took the child away with his eyes and hands.
The dumpling was awakened, rubbed his eyes, and looked around ignorantly.
"Be good, don't be afraid." The owner of the valley was worried that the child was crying in panic, and quickly comforted.
Unexpectedly, Chen He blinked blankly and tilted his head to ask:
"Are you the new grandpa in charge?"
"It's the owner of the valley! Huh?"
Hei Yuan Gu felt something was wrong, so he stopped and stared at Chen He.
The dumpling was a little frightened by him, trembling slightly, but did not dare to struggle.
"Little Wawa, what is your name?"
"Chen...He." Tuanzi babbled, slurred.
The name is on the bell on the silver circle, everyone knows it. It doesn't look too stupid to be able to say his own name, but in the next second, the fluke of the Lord Gu was broken.
"Where is this?" Dumpling bit his finger and glanced over Shi Feng, but he didn't stop at all. He looked around like he was looking at a completely strange world.
The owner of the valley remembered that someone had told him that the child had a problem, and was shocked, and immediately asked:
"Little Wawa, how old are you this year?"
"Three years old."
Very good, exactly the same answer. Damn it, didn't this kid realize that he was much older than three?
"Why did you come here if you didn't play at home?"
"I don't know, I just caught grasshoppers by the pond." Danzi tilted his head and thought, "Then I fell into the water. Grandpa, where is this? Grandma must be very angry, I never Dare to run around."
"You don't know me?" The owner of the valley was horrified. He hugged the child in front of Shi Feng, then pointed directly at Shi Feng and asked, "Have you never seen him?"
Duanzi looked at him innocently and shook his head.
"..."
This kid is not stupid! Is it obsessive?
"Finally, whatever secret method you use, initiation, or soul-stimulating* will do." The Black Abyss Valley Master threw the child back to Shi Feng in frustration: "Anyway, you have a few meat bags this morning. Hello!"