Spare Me, Great Lord! Chapter 282: sly fox
"Grandma, the villain has no intention of trespassing, but this forest is too big, and the villain doesn’t know which forest belongs to grandma, grandma spare your life!" Li Dian was still thinking that he was really lucky, he He and Liang Che were imprisoned in a tent. As a result, Liang Che killed two Heaven and Earth Net fighters while he was not prepared and escaped with him. After being chased, he plunged into the ruins. ⊙杂@志@虫⊙
After entering the ruins, they randomly teleported. Li Dian was groping slowly in this woods. When encountering wild beasts, he would hide away. At night, he was surprised to find that this monster-like forest was not covered with rags. Attack yourself again.
Originally, he only used this rag cloth as armor, but it turned out to be as invincible as wearing a cloak!
However, it hasn't been long since I was happy, I just ran into a dryad!
A Chinese Ghost Story Li Dian hasn’t seen this movie before. The Wang Zuxian in it is simply his dream lover. If only Xiaoqian came, wouldn’t the movie always come to Xiaoqian first? Here comes the Dryad Grandma? !
Don't follow the script! How to do? Waiting online is anxious!
But Li Dian is also very clear in his heart that the tree monster grandmother here is definitely not the one in the movie. How can the ruins overlap with the stories in the folk script? This grandma is not the other grandma!
Lu Shu sneered in the tree: "I don't know which forest belongs to grandma? The whole forest belongs to grandma!"
Li Dian was about to vomit blood: "Grandma forgive me! Grandma forgive me!"
"distress points from Li Dian, +999!"
Lu Shu said in a rough voice, "You have a smell of fire, what's the matter? Do you want to burn grandma's woods?"
"No, no, the villain has a companion before, he has the ability of manipulating fire, I should have got the anger from him!"
"What about others?" Lu Shu asked.
"The villain doesn't know, we were scattered after we came here!"
Lu Shu nodded, it seems that Liang Che has really come in. The so-called feeling of fire on Li Dian is pure nonsense. If you want to set Li Dian, see if Liang Che has also come in.
To be honest, Li Dian is a bit crooked, but the level of guilt is really worse than Liang Che. I don’t know if Li Dian is just a small Jianghu liar, then Liang Che is a gangster who commits a lot of evil. .
Lu Shu pondered for a while: "Why grandma can't feel spirit power from you, where did your rags come from?"
"This is uploaded by Xiaorenzu!" Li Dian said tremblingly.
"Well, grandma is a little tired tonight, you go ahead and come and wait for the bed," Lu Shu said cheerfully.
"The villain has kidney deficiency since childhood, premature **** in Yuanyang, thick skin and poor taste, grandma, please let me go!" Li Dian crawled on the ground and felt fear all over the body...
"distress points from Li Dian, +999!"
"It's okay, Xiaoqian ran away, and grandma will marry you to the old black mountain demon to charge you," Lu Shu said coldly.
Li Dian figure, who was crawling on the ground, suddenly had a meal. He was fascinated at the time. What the hell, himself? Betrothed to the old Black Mountain demon?
"distress points from Li Dian, +999!"
Isn't the old Black Mountain demon only female? The big masters who are as old as oneself have been betrothed to the black mountain demon? Li Dian shuddered directly when thinking of that picture.
But the point of the question is...this is really that grandma!
Actually, Li Dian is very active. At this time, he had begun to suspect that someone was playing a prank on him. He wanted to look up to see who was on top of his head. As a result, the twigs in the woods felt the presence of spirit power and instantly rolled over when he opened the rags. It's too scary, so scared Li Dian quickly re-wrapped the rags on her head!
He is still thinking about a question, is it really the tree demon grandma on it? If it is not, there is a question that cannot be explained. Does the person above also have the same way to block their own spirit power?
That's too high-end, I have to squat on the ground all the time, everyone has jumped up the tree... At this time, Li Dian still has a trace of uncertainty in his heart, and fear is still there.
"distress points from Li Dian, +999!"
"Now I ask you to answer," Lu Shu said: "What is your name?"
"Liang Che......"
Lu Shu froze for a moment: "How old is this year?"
"25……"
Hehe, Lu Shu was so happy at the time, it's really a sly fox, why don't you sound like a 25?
He tapped the tree trunk with his leisurely fingers: "What about your ID card, throw it out for me to see."
Li Dian was not good at the time, and the tree demon grandma can still know what the ID is! ? Want the first or second generation? ! Should I make a copy of the front and back for you? !
"distress points from Li Dian, +513!"
Lu Shu can't help but laugh. In fact, he doesn't have any evil tactics from his grandmother. Sooner or later Li Dian can guess this, and the harvest is almost done.
Li Dian is very sure now, there must be some human on top of his head......
What’s so special? I was so scared to pee just now~ IndoMTL.com~ To let Lao Tzu know who it is, you must be killed!
However, Li Dian is actually very clear that even if the opponent is human, he is likely to be unable to fight. After all, the level of methods is different now. People can be alive and disgusting in the trees, but they don’t even dare to lift their heads. It's not wrapped in rags, it's already dead!
Lu Shu happily looked at Li Dian and asked in a rough voice: "What will happen if you say I will **** you this rag cloth?"
"A good guy...What exactly do you want?!" Li Dian is not good at all. If this linen is taken away, can I live? Li Dian was lying on the ground and wrapped his head in rags and ran away decisively by crawling. He just wanted to bet whether the person above his head could really be completely safe in the woods.
As a result, wherever he went, the person on his head followed wherever he went, and the sound of jumping among the trees was very smooth.
Li Dian wanted to go out and take a look at the person on top of his head that was playing a prank, but as soon as he looked up, the branches came around again, and he hurriedly went back again!
Lu Shu sits on a branch, swaying his legs and smiling, watching Li Dian look up but can't look up: "Hahahaha, why don't you dare to look up at grandma, are you floating, or my tree demon grandma is not enough?"
"distress points from Li Dian, +678!"
"Hurry up, throw out the ID card for me." Lu Shu stopped squabble with him, Li Dian honestly took out the ID card and threw it on open space, which is very close to him. He thought to himself if the other party came down and picked it up. Maybe there is a chance to see the true face of the other party.
As a result, before he could respond, Lu Shu used Canine Corpse to pierce Li Dian’s ID card like a fish in a river. Lu Shu looked at the information on the ID card: "Li Guowei, 32 years old, address Shaanxi State..."
Hehe, you old boy, even your ID card is fake...