Starting from the Very Bottom to Become President Chapter 129: A new spoof is out!

"Huh..." Eric breathed a sigh of relief, looking up at the unhappy moon in the sky, "Thank you, at least we understand each other. I want to apologize too, for my emotionality just now."

Eric said and laughed at himself: "Look, how nasty things are emotions, I have experienced so much joy and sadness in my life, witnessed the birth of countless new lives, and attended the funerals of friends. , sleeping with young girls and watching how they go to the grave... But in the end, I can't escape the emotional domination, I really should put an emotional switch on myself... wait, forget it, it makes me Something nasty comes to mind."

"Of course, no one wants to become a robot. Our attitude towards emotions is just like our attitude towards women. Sometimes we love them to death, sometimes we want to kill them all, but it is undeniable that we can't leave in our whole life. They. Women make us stupid, so do emotions. Now that I'm calm, I can't understand why I was mad at a bug just now, I can't understand why I was stupid enough to beat him in public! But that's what I did , just as we hopelessly believed in love when we were young!"

"Not so deep Colin, what the **** is going on in your head?" Eric scoffed, "It's just the word 'switch' that reminds me of catheters, and the doctors always tell me to put them in I don't want to be bothered by prostate problems, otherwise I will always have frequent urination and pain, but I insist on refusing. Although the catheter can eliminate the discomfort of my old bird, it also deprives the old bird. The final function and feeling of the bird, it's no different from cutting it! Got it Colin, I'd rather die in pain than stand and pee with my old bird in my hand, than flip a **** switch and put my own The bladder becomes a faucet!"

"Hahaha, I support you Eric, my attitude towards women is just me improvising, I was inspired by John in the nursing home, don't think too much!"

Eric immediately began to think more after Li Colin's reminder. He suddenly looked at Jenny with vigilance: "Colin, tell me you didn't fall in love with her..."

"Impossible." Li Kelin said very resolutely, "I'd rather fall in love with the eggs from the pustules on the maggots in the **** pit than fall in love with her!"

But in fact, he was a little scared, afraid that a [Lie! ]

But no, great!

Wait, that's pretty scary too, what are the eggs that pop out of the pustules?

"Oh...you can't make such a wonderful metaphor, I can't even think of what that disgusting egg looks like..." Eric's expression was indifferent, "It's okay to fall in love with her, she is very suitable A wife, a decent wife, a happy family is good for the campaign."

"Of course I'll get tons of blessings from the JS Corps the moment the priest announces we're married!"

"I really didn't expect that organization. They have too much influence. I would rather offend the National Drug Association than offend them."

"Alright Eric, now that we understand each other, it's time to set a policy?"

"I know what you're trying to say, don't remind me, Colin, I just lost control of my emotions, not my IQ." Eric nodded earnestly, "I remember your principles - no Trample the law, don't violate conscience. Given the current situation, I don't think I'm fit to participate in the discussions and plans that follow, Jenny and black people will not feel well if I'm there, I'm going to bed early tonight, like other old people do. I promise it will be the same tomorrow."

"Thank you for your understanding." Li Kelin thanked sincerely, "I didn't question you, and I never felt that you did something wrong, but this time I allowed me to be willful. I guess... We trust more from now on. Eric."

"I don't want to live up to the word 'trust'." After thinking for a while, Eric frowned slightly and said, "Actually, I still have some things to hide from you."

"No rush, we have time. And I know the only reason you're keeping it from me is that I may not be able to afford it right now." Colin Lee hugged Eric, "I thank you so much. Keep it from me because I'm so weak, a black person and a bottle would be enough to beat me, thank you Eric."

"Oh..." Eric was surprised to be hugged by Li Kelin, he couldn't remember how many years he had not been hugged, "I really don't understand, how did you embarrass me? , but made me like you even more."

"I'm also glad that this incident has made us trust each other more." Colin Lee finally let go of Eric.

"Okay, let's not be hypocritical like two girls." Eric put on his hat and patted Li Colin, "I can go back by myself, I probably know how you're going to deal with it, you What you need now is not me, but your media director. Howard is trustworthy for the time being, let him handle this, let him give you professional guidance."

"I was about to contact him."

Eric waved his hands behind his back and left alone. Although he was an old man, he didn't need crutches, and Li Colin was not worried about his safety. He just took the thing out of his crotch gently. , he's the Red Dead Redemption, he's the Italian Mafia.

Now, take care of that stupid black person!

He's really an idiot, he was doing his best to insult O'Neal just now, and now he can't wait to climb on O'Neal like a monkey!

"God, you are so tall!" The black man jumped hard, trying to jump to the same height as O'Neal, "Brother, why don't you play basketball, that can make a lot of money!"

"Tap on Toby, are you really all right?" Jenny asked with concern, "I don't think your wound is healed yet."

"What's that." Toby, the black man, laughed, "Hot girl! You don't know, I got into a fight with a professional boxer once, we fought for over two hours, and finally I..."

Lee Colin regrets it!

He really doesn't want to waste a word with this idiot, even the name Toby is so stupid!

Shouldn't have let Eric go!

……

In the private hospital's consulting room, Toby was holding a tablet, and finally finished watching the debate between Li Colin and Johnny when the doctor finished his medication.

"Brother..." Toby looked at Colin Lee and Johnny hugging each other on screen in disbelief, "This is incredible, I agree with every word you say, every word you say" I was moved to tears when I was Hitler', you were so considerate of Johnny..."

Well, as long as this idiot can understand after watching the original debate, that's fine.

Toby puts down his tablet and throws his right fist: "I sincerely apologize bro, I shouldn't have smashed your car with a bottle of wine just after hearing one sentence."

"I also apologize, no matter what, I shouldn't knock out your four teeth." Li Kelin also extended his right fist.

The two fists collided, leveling.

"You didn't actually hit me, it was the big guy." Toby pointed at O'Neal with a smile, "I shouldn't have said that to you, I'm sober now, and everything is fine."

O'Neal just nodded, no nonsense.

"As for your teeth." Li Kelin pouted at Tobin. "Someone will send you to the dental clinic for new teeth. The most comprehensive set of porcelain dentures will ensure that your teeth are better than before."

"Porcelain? That's too brittle man!"

"It's an exceptionally strong porcelain, and it's tougher than a porcelain toilet."

"Toilet? Make teeth out of a toilet and put them in my mouth?" Toby waved his hands again and again, "No no no, I don't have that hobby, it's between you and Jenny!"

Jenny is always by her side, she doesn't know how to deal with this, or let Eric blow Toby's head to pieces!

The doctor finally finished the medicine. He has scolded Toby 10,000 times in his heart. He hasn't treated black people for about two years. This idiot doesn't even know that Li Colin has spent this simple operation. It cost thousands of dollars. As for the porcelain teeth inlays at the back, it is something that even someone who earns this income will frown when they pay the bill!

The doctor explained with contempt: "The whole process of planting four porcelain teeth~IndoMTL.com~, there is nothing that can't be done with ten thousand dollars. You should thank Mr. Li."

"$10,000? It costs $10,000 to make teeth out of a toilet?" Toby was shocked. "Then why don't I have gold teeth? Gold teeth are enough, that's cool! Who uses a toilet to make teeth?" Teeth."

"If you insist, Gold Teeth can also..." Li Kelin rubbed his eyes in pain. He should have called Lindsay as well. The two of them will definitely be able to chat.

"Awesome! Awesome!" Toby clenched his fists excitedly, "When I go back, they'll be envious of me, there's a guy who only has a gold tooth to show off, I'm going to show him, Lao Tzu There are four!"

While speaking, Lin Xiaozao suddenly opened the door of the consultation room: "Mr. Li..."

"Has it been reported?" Colin Lee laughed dryly, "I beat up a black man, so I'm a racist, and I guess someone has already lost my hair and turned me into a skinhead. "

"No, this matter didn't spread that fast. After all, it's very late, and most of the media are hesitant to continue attacking you." Lin Xiaozao swallowed, "Except for RIVER."

"So soon? Did they make a video of me shooting a black man?"

"It was the previous video. I thought there was something wrong with that sentence at the time, but now it has finally been dug up." Lin Xiaozao walked over to Li Kelin and picked up the tablet, "'I am Hitler' at noon The video has gained a lot of attention, and RIVER worked overtime to come up with something at night, and now it has gone crazy. Mr. Li, you have to be mentally prepared, Hitler may be just the beginning.”

"OK." Li Kelin slammed his palms together, "I'm super calm now, come on, whatever it is, let me see it." (To be continued.)