Starting from the Very Bottom to Become President Chapter 130: Show me one more time!

Lin Xiaozao quickly found the video and clicked to play it. Five people, including Jenny and the doctor, enjoyed the clip together.

Actually, this is no longer a clip, it's a "ghost animal", a high-density crazy splicing of some videos to achieve an exaggerated splicing of comedy effects, and a spoof video with a sense of music to give people a sense of joy.

Just a sentence "I am Hitler" can't make a good ghost, this material is too short and too little, so RIVER did a search in the material library, luckily they don't need too ancient material , just need to look forward a week to find what you need, the day Donald was in jail.

At that time, Colin Li was besieged by reporters in front of the Universal Building because of Donald's imprisonment. He dealt with it brilliantly, and temporarily set aside a small area to set up an open-air bar to entertain reporters for tea , at the end he made a joke: "In this area, we practice **."

There is no doubt that "in this area" is ruthlessly erased from a material standpoint.

So this video turned into Li Kelin telling everyone with a smile: "We practice **!"

Find some irrelevant videos of Li Kelin, pick out some of his actions and some individual words in the debate, and with the dynamic music, a spoof of ghosts and animals came into being. If you have seen that cute Divine Comedy PPAP, It will be easy to understand this spoof-

Li Kelin raised his left hand on the podium: "I am a **!"

Li Colin raised his right hand on the podium: "I am Hitler!"

Li Colin folded his hands: "I am **Hitler!"

Lee Colin smiles and raises his eyebrows during the debate.

Li Kelin raised his left hand: "I am a public opinion dictatorship!"

Li Colin raised his right hand: "I am Hitler!"

"I am Hitler, the dictator of public opinion!"

Lee Colin's expression smirked along with the music.

"**Hitler!"

"Popular Dictator Hitler!"

"Public opinion dictatorship communist Hitler!"

Lee Colin's cheap laughter cycle.

"Hahahahaha!" Li Kelin couldn't bear to laugh, "This is fine too! How many words do they need to put in?"

Toby looked at Li Kelin inexplicably: "I don't find it funny, what's so funny?"

Jenny covered her mouth and said: "Mainly in the end, the public opinion dictator communist Hitler, what the **** is that?"

"I don't think it's funny either, Miss Roberts." Lin Xiaozao said with a sullen face, "Now that the **** has also been dug up, Mr. Li is attached to the extremists in the eyes of all Americans."

"Don't worry my dear." Li Colin waved his hand and stood up, "I think it's just right, RIVER is too much gloating, they don't know what superfluous is. Think about it, I can't be both Hitler and Stalin. Right? So everyone knows it's hilarious, it's bullshit, and this video doesn't kill anything. On the contrary, some people, like Toby, don't understand the point of the joke at all, and even Toby knows, This is already a malicious editing without bottom line, they have forcibly spliced ​​the words I said in different scenes together, this is no longer taken out of context, it is fabricated and slandered."

"That's what it means!" Toby punched Colin again, "because I now know who Colin really is, and I'm so outraged! They're a naked insult, and I have a good sense of humor. , but I don't find it funny at all."

"It's still funny..." Jenny laughed aside, "After so many days, I finally saw something funny!"

"Oh! I didn't expect you to be so vicious!" Toby said contemptuously, "I mistrusted you!"

"Ignore her brother, she is a hypocritical bitch." Li Kelin stretched out his right fist.

The two punched again.

Jenny thought about it for a while, and finally ran out of the clinic crying.

The doctor in the consultation room was probably the only calm person. He put forward his own suggestion: "Mr. Li, you should sue them. If the previous news was not easy to tell, this should be enough."

"I'm still thinking about this..."

"I understand, I understand!" The doctor understood, "Don't rush to send a lawyer's letter, make them more crazy and make more mistakes!"

Toby looked at the two people in confusion: "I can't understand what you are talking about!"

Lin Xiaozao's phone rang.

It is necessary to explain that there are about 7 pockets sewn on the inside of Lin Xiaozao's jacket, and there are 6 telephones inside, which are Li Kelin's personal telephone, company official telephone, campaign official telephone, special operation Twitter and face Shu's phone number, Lin Xiaozao's personal phone number, and Lin Xiaozao's official phone number.

The ringtones of these phones are subtly different, and only Lin Xiaozao can identify them.

Without any hesitation, she pulled out the phone in the third inner pocket on the left side of the dress.

"Your personal phone number, Mr. Li." Lin Xiaozao handed the phone to Li Kelin.

"Come on, I'm not free, let these calls die."

"Okay Mr. Li." Lin Xiaozao hung up the phone, "It's amazing, there is no caller ID, is it a new security technology for harassing calls?"

"Wait...give me the phone!" Li Kelin was stunned for a moment, as if he had remembered something.

It is too late, the call has been hung up and cannot be called back.

If I remember correctly, the incomprehensible telemarketer said he would come back in a week!

"Xiaozao..." Li Kelin put down the phone blankly, "How long has it been since Donald was arrested?"

Lin Xiaozao did a little calculation and answered: "Just one week."

"..." Li Kelin covered his head, regretting it too late.

It's already 300,000 words, how come it's only been a week! Who still remembers what happened 300,000 words ago!

At this time, a rough man who did not match the scene entered the consultation room. He pointed to the outside and asked, "What did you do to that Bichi?"

Li Colin and Howard have never met, but he knows that only this man can say the word "Bichi" so eloquently and improvisationally, this must be Mr. Howard!

"Howard?" Li Colin shook off the chagrin of missing the phone sales and got up, "You must be Howard."

"First meeting." Howard stepped forward and shook hands, "I have to state that I will do my job, but I will not kneel on the mat like your other employees give you ******** Hey!!!" Lin Xiaozao's glasses jumped angrily, "Are you targeting me!"

"No no no, I'm not only targeting you, but also..." Howard turned around and pointed to Louise and Hodor who had just entered the door, "and you, you, you, you, you."

"My employees don't have to give me ***, and don't be so lawless." Li Colin raised his hand and warned, "I don't care if you have a story with Louise and Hodor, but my assistant is innocent. If there is only one woman in the world who is not Bi Chi, it can only be Lin Xiaozao, no one can target her except me."

"Take it easy, boss!" Howard laughed and raised his hand. "Is this a joke?"

"There is no limit to the jokes between you and me." Li Kelin also raised his arms and laughed, "But don't involve Lin Xiaozao, and O'Neal, you are not allowed to make jokes that O'Neal doesn't like."

"And me, and me, boss!!" Louise cast a longing look at Li Colin, "Don't let Howard bully me!"

"It's better to kill Howard." Colin Lee extended his right hand to Howard with a smile, "Colin Lee."

"That's right, I like you, as Eric said, you're unreasonably attractive." Howard shook hands with Colin Lee and immediately looked at Toby, "You're the one who made me suffer. Let go of the girl who just came in? You owe me $400 dude."

"$400? That's pretty!" Toby exclaimed.

"Stop talking nonsense, how far is it now?" Howard looked around and asked, "In addition to letting Jenny run out crying, what else have we done during this time?"

Lee Colin immediately pulled Toby: "We've released our past suspicions~IndoMTL.com~ We are very close."

Lin Xiaozao added: "This incident is only spread on Twitter for the time being. It's strange, it's been two hours."

"You don't understand, it won't start until 10 am tomorrow." Howard laughed, "This kind of breaking news is not worth the overtime pay for so many people. It will start at 9 am tomorrow morning, and it will be released at 10 am. As for Internet media, most users have already gone to bed, and the story of Li Kelin beating black people will be published tomorrow morning."

Toby did not forget to complain: "Colin didn't, O'Neal beat me up!"

Howard squinted: "It's useless to tell me, people don't care, the media doesn't care, no one knows who this big guy is, but everyone knows Li Colin. Besides, black and black fights can't be on TV, and Li is needed. Colin beats black people. Li Colin can’t even be on TV even if he talks nonsense, he needs Li Colin to say that he is Hitler, understand?”

"It's to catch hot spots without a bottom line." Lin Xiaozao nodded beside him.

"It's a very fast learning." Howard agreed, "The TV media is okay, but the online media is too much. For example, it is rumored that Angelina Jolie is pregnant, but no one can catch Angelina Jolie. Take pictures, so they put pictures of their wives pregnant in the news and write 'it's not Angelina's belly' in words the size of mosquito legs."

"Anyway, let's do something now." Li Kelin asked, "Eric believes that you can turn the tide. I hired you to offend women all over the world, so I should give me something, right? "

"Addo, are you still stunned?" Howard pouted at Li Colin, "First of all, you have to redo the treatment you just had, and I'm going to film it. I know Toby has seen Colin's debate. , but he has to watch it again, be surprised again, blame himself again, apologize again, and let go of the past." (To be continued.)