Starting from the Very Bottom to Become President Chapter 131: The most popular tags are the most vulgar!

"Oh! I'm not from Hollywood, it's too hard!" Toby said he couldn't act.

"Try it, it won't pass, I'll tell you." Howard nodded, "Colin, my plan is simple - get ahead. God forbid it's late at night, and other media can't report it, so we ourselves Come on, let's do the whole story overnight, before they slander you, whitewash ourselves and tell the truth, and before dawn, give the press release to the newspaper, the tweet to the celebrity, the video to the TV station, they will be very happy I'm happy to get the first-hand finished news without doing anything. Some media may have different positions and insist on slandering you. It doesn't matter. When the news comes out, the news we want to see is already flying all over the sky."

"Can I add some ingredients?" Li Kelin is very satisfied with this plan, "We not only have to defend ourselves, Toby and I not only have to shake hands, but we also have to share the enemy!"

Howard snapped his fingers enjoying himself: "Of course! Let's **** RIVER!! I totally understand and love your plan, they thought we were out of luck this time? No, it was them! Colin Lee Angry people are just an eye-catching gimmick, the one who will really be pushed to the ground with a stick is RIVER!"

Lin Xiaozao pointed at Howard and said, "Mr. Li! I can't accept his standards! How can he say that word so many times in one sentence!"

"It's okay, just listen to it and get used to it." Li Kelin clapped and urged, "Let's start!"

……

After an hour, the materials were basically completed. Next, everyone will go their separate ways and do their own work. Howard took Li Kelin to the backyard of the hospital alone, and took out a pack of Marlboro to share with Li Kelin. .

"Thank you, no smoking."

"You're really a person who hasn't experienced stress." Howard smiled and lit one, "I didn't come to tell you to smoke, I wanted to say something important. I need a cigarette to be better. Sober, I can say sorry if I hate the smell of cigarettes, but I still want to smoke."

"It's okay to smoke, I just can't stand the chatter!"

"Okay, long story short, you know, I just left the public television, and now I feel a sense of relief, and there is more nonsense." Howard hugged Li Colin's shoulders seriously, "Baby, I think you have A policy is completely wrong, and as your supervisor, it is necessary for me to remind you, seriously."

"I'm listening."

"Your biggest mistake is that you're trying to please everyone."

“…”

"What?"

"I'm thinking, you go on."

Howard took a puff to cheer himself up: "Today I've watched all of your interviews over and over and over and over and over and over again with every word you say, and I think you're trying to please everyone."

"No, I'm attacking refugees and some shady financial institutions."

"Let's not talk nonsense, I'll talk about the people." Howard further added, "It's hard for me to find your flaws in your formal speeches and debates, so as a result, you talk a lot of long-winded nonsense. Those who want to attack you can't find any flaws, so they brought out 'I am Hitler'."

"Isn't this a good thing, you mean I'm going to show my flaws and let people attack?"

"It's not that simple, you're quite successful now because what you're saying is scrutinized, makes sense, and fits people's expectations. But now, Colin, you have to admit that you're in trouble because 'I am Hitler'."

Li Kelin nodded and said, "I admit that I shouldn't have said this, and I will try my best to avoid superfluousness in the future."

"No no no, you haven't realized what I'm going to say." Howard lit a second cigarette, "It's not your fault, you haven't been in the media, and if it's Donald, he must know what I'm going to say. Now, Colin, have you ever wondered why the 'I'm Hitler' thing got to this point?"

"Because...there are a lot of people like Toby?"

"Toby a lot, it's a fact, it's bullshit, well... let's think about it another way, you're hot right now, right?"

"At the level of state legislators, yes."

"Then let me tell you, fire people need tags, unfortunately, these tags are not necessarily good, like Zidane, his Marseille roundabout has been forgotten, instead, he hit an idiot with his head The image of the film has become his label; there is Tyson, he bites off other people's ears and becomes a label; I won't say anything about the glamorous door, I mean, people always pay more attention to the ugly, the stupid, the exciting Sex, simple things, people don't care how hard you try."

Li Colin takes it seriously, such as Silly Gen, his movies are almost forgotten, people only pay attention to him, his wife and his agent, more people will not go to the movies, but will only pay attention to the scandal Relish it, just like more California voters won't watch Lee Colin's speeches and debates and will only notice ** Hitler.

"Then what should I do?" Li Colin was finally conquered by Howard at this moment, this disgusting man has reason to become the director of a TV station.

"I want to explain first, Colin, it's not the tyranny of idiots, you and I are the same, no one is exempt, when you think Toby is an idiot, you actually did the same thing, do you think You are very innocent and aggrieved, but you have hurt innocent people." Howard immediately asked, "For example, Hilton, do you think of the hotel or the calamity when you hear this word?"

"Hotel."

"Don't lie, it's boring, I've seen all your Twitter and Facebook pages for years."

Li Colin shook his head helplessly. In fact, it was Colin Li.

"Well, I'm thinking of Pari Hilton, she's been too scandalous."

"I'll quote a message you posted four years ago-" Howard read out his phone, "Hilton is actually a hotel?? Isn't she synonymous with super sassy Bitchi?"

Li Kelin smiled dryly: "I'm not very mature... This won't let the hotel boss stop my election?"

"It's okay, it's not a big deal, because everyone thinks Hilton is like that, you're in the same position as everyone else, no one will blame you, but make them like you, I read from the comments that many people affirmed your talk and ask if you plan to have **** with her." Howard retracted his phone and asked, "So, even if you're Colin, you just think she's a super sassy bitch, and you don't know that she's actually a successful actor, Model, singer, writer and businessman, right?"

"Is she so successful?" This Li Colin really doesn't know!

"She's starred in a lot of movies, she's designed a lot of best-selling fragrances, she's created a series of luxury brands, she's expanded a hotel empire into a hotel luxury empire, you know that? You know how hard she works Is it?"

"I really don't know that."

"Are you willing to learn about it? Are you free to learn about it? Would you go to see her movies, or would it be tempting to try her perfume?"

"No interest in..."

"So look, if you define someone like Toby as an idiot, you're one of those idiots, and you're misunderstood because you're taken out of context, and you're also misunderstood because Hilton likes to have **** with all kinds of men. She. And to be honest, in this era, is it wrong to like to have **** with all kinds of men? She is a super rich woman!"

"You're right, Howard." Colin Li had to nod and admit, "This may not be because of stupidity, it's just basic human nature, not everyone has time to understand every truth, labelling is inevitable ."

"That's right, so Colin, you need tags, you need to have tags like 'I'm Hitler' and now people don't have a choice but to see 'I'm Hitler' like People can only see Hilton sleeping with men, Hilton doesn't care, she really wants to have **** with all kinds of men, but you're campaigning, and you can't let the Hitler label prevail."

"I thought I had labels like Righting Wrongs, Changing America, or Saving Johnny, Forgiving Lindsay or something like that."

"Oh...these aren't as tempting as a week's worth of chips, and 'I'm Hitler' is a freshly baked pigeon compared to it! That's your fault Colin, you try Please everyone, hope people remember you because of these righteous labels, it's impossible. All this, what wrong, what America, what Johnny, is bullshit, no one will remember, and no one has the leisure to understand How do you correct your mistakes! On the contrary, if you decide to be Hitler, that's awesome! People just love this to death, and people who can't possibly watch your speech will pay attention to it. This is the media, this is public opinion, you You have to accept it, because you do it, and you do it to Hilton."

“Shouldn’t politicians please everyone?”

"You're different, I can't see you as a politician, I have to see you as a celebrity." Howard lit a third cigarette, "And didn't Eric tell you? Even a politician, Not going to please everyone or he's screwed! So there are Democrats and Republicans, so be clear about abortion, LGBT, taxes, shit, every politician is going to please whoever he thinks is more important. People There are so many different positions, go for the majority and that's it. If you want to please everyone, in the end no one will stand firmly with you because they just want an abortion, but you don't care."

"This is different Howard. No position on LGBT is my position. It's a position in itself, you know what I mean? Some people just like this position, and I please them, understand?"

"Certainly, of course, understand, let's go back to the media," Howard said earnestly, "These positions are not strong enough, not tempting enough, some provocative positions, some stupid positions that people will remember for those positions. Live with you so that Hitler can go to hell. You know what, you know, before 'I'm Hitler', guess what was your hottest hashtag?"

"The son of the briber?"

"That's weaker, you really need a media executive. I'll tell you what—" Howard wanted to laugh, "Jenny's **** and eating Jenny shit."

"No wonder JS Corps is so popular."

"Yeah, it's the truth, you're hot, but you don't have the right hashtags, so people put some on you, they don't care about your **** with Albert, they care more about **** and Hitler." Howard said with interest, "Do you know how Kobe survived the 'sexual assault scandal'? He won a championship! Do you know how Michael Jackson faced people's doubts about his plastic surgery? He is dead!"

"...this last metaphor is not a good one."

"Let's just say from a media point of view, 'death' has more impact than 'plastic surgery', so 'he died' beats 'he had plastic surgery' and people remember him because he died Well, go to **** with plastic surgery or something."

"So am I going to kill myself?"

"Hahaha, if you kill yourself, this thing will definitely change right away! RIVER will be prosecuted! People will realize how much damage they've done to you! What you're trying to do will be wildly reported and you will Go from scolding to heartthrob in one day! Maybe Albert will be forced to resign. This is going to be the greatest piece of art I've been in the media business for so long! Can you die Colin, me I'll **** it!"

"Yes, the only unlucky one is me, I'm dead! Also, aren't we too offline!"

“There is no need to go offline, there is no offline at all. Every day, each of us is creating a new offline. Before the Internet, it took us 10 years to reduce it by 10%, because TV stations It is relatively self-disciplined compared to newspapers, but since this thing appeared, we can reduce it by 10% in a month. Your thinking is behind this speed, so you are preempted!" Eric threw away the cigarette **** and crushed it with his foot, "So Colin, in the next time, let's come up with a label that is not inferior to 'death', you have to say some stupid things, or some extreme things, these words must offend some people, so that others will like you, You just have to make sure that the majority of you like you, and then people will start spreading like crazy, so you'll break through, and it won't be long before **Hitler is the leftovers from a week ago."

"That's not what I'm good at ~IndoMTL.com~ I'm neither stupid nor extreme."

"Maybe...we should form an 'extremely stupid' team?"

"It's over to you!"

"OK!" Howard shook hands with Colin again, "Finally don't forget, don't try to please everyone, that's tiring, that's impossible, and in my opinion, that's what's making you miserable right now ."

"Is that impossible?"

"Of course, first of all, there is a completely opposite fundamental position in this world! Even if everyone has the same wealth, IQ, race and nationality, there is still an unchangeable position that cannot be pleasing at the same time!" Howard felt that he said the most essential "That's gender! There are two genders in this world, man and bitch! It's impossible for **** to please both man and **** at the same time!"

"Okay... Bitchi is a gender..."

As the sun rises on a new day, Colin Lee feels better.

Howard is right, it's impossible to please everyone, don't try to please everyone, now, think of a stupid tag on your head!

"How about Jenny cheating." Colin Lee asked. "It seems to be quite popular. Let's get Jenny and O'Neal together, and my black bodyguard soaks my girlfriend. Is that funny?"

"I don't mind, people will sympathize with you for this...and will forgive you for fighting a black man..." Howard looked at Colin Lee with a bit of tears and laughter, "You're so good Colin, I've never seen it before. Somebody learns so fast and has no bottom line!"

"Famous teachers and apprentices!"

"It's time to say dirty teacher and bitch!"

"That's not enough impact Howard, how about 'The Dirty Master'?"

"You're too young, don't compare this to me - 'shit master rare apprentice'!"

The two men returned to the hospital hallway laughing. Go ahead, please everyone, get the **** media! (To be continued.)