Starting from the Very Bottom to Become President Chapter 14: Absurd polls!

"Okay, then I'll tell you what I'm going to do." Li Kelin put his arms in front of the table and said casually, "If I become a member of parliament, I will legislate to ban hair dyeing, so that people can show their original appearance. hair color instead of blond beauty and disguised herself as a purebred Persian cat.”

The first question made Jenny almost throw the pen on Li Colin's head.

"I never dye my hair, it's my natural hair color!"

Jenny's heart is actually like this: The old lady is a pure Persian cat! ! Don't confuse the old lady with those AV actors who dye their blonde hair just to sell more DVDs!

The voters rejoiced. They had never heard of such polls or seen such members of parliament.

Li Colin waved: "I don't care about this, Jenny, you just need to answer this on paper and let me know your attitude. I'm afraid it's hard to get $50 for what you're doing now."

"Damn it! I'm so serious!" Jenny angrily wrote on paper, "It's a fool to support you!"

"Hey! Beauty! You can't say that!" the hip-hop guy raised his arms, "I'm all for this! It's so funny! I really hope Mr. Lee gets elected! That way I'll know who the real blondes are. Beauty, who is Bichi dyed with golden hair!"

"Haha!" The guy walking with him also raised his hand, and the two of them gave a high five.

Well, these two are an idiot of idiots!

Li Kelin laughed: "I like you, just call me Colin."

"I like you too, Colin!"

"You're all idiots!" Jenny covered her head and began to regret helping Colin Lee conduct such a stupid poll.

"Okay, let's get started. Get your pens, I'm going to start asking questions."

Li Kelin glanced at these voters, showing their favorability points on their heads. It can be seen clearly within this range. Through the conversation just now, most people's favorability points have improved, but among them, it seems that they are more rational. People, and most women's favoritism has declined, and it seems that banning hair dye is not a good thing for them!

It is precisely to observe their reactions when they are called to conduct the polls. Li Kelin wants to test his campaign speeches in advance. Although he can write things down and entrust his assistants to do them, it is impossible to see them intuitively. To the feelings of voters, voters can no longer see their speech directly.

"First of all, Philip is an idiot who does nothing, and I can't watch what he does."

After hearing such remarks, voters began to write their feelings on paper.

Colin Lee easily found that the majority supported this, but Hispanics clearly opposed it.

“I have a way to increase employment.”

The voters hardly responded. It seems that such empty words can't impress anyone, so let's be more detailed.

"I will attract investment to build a new hotel on Santa Monica Beach and only hire Santa Monica people."

There's a clear uptick in favorability, but it's not that big.

"Democrats and Republicans are idiots, this time I'm going to do it myself and use my own money to revive Santa Monica."

There is a significant increase in favorability, and most people's expressions are surprised and excited.

"RB people have bought too many properties in Santa Monica, which is driving home prices inflated. I will legislate against people outside of Santa Monica from coming to our community to make trouble!"

Favorability has been greatly improved.

"I will not run on my father."

The favorability has decreased, it seems that they can't remember it without mentioning it!

"I'm not interested in abortion or homosexuality at all, these bills love to pass or not pass!"

There are some oscillations in favorability, some people like it, some people hate it.

After a series of experiments, Li Kelin decided to play something more exciting. Of course, this is not just for fun, he wants to find out where the bottom line is.

"Black people are slackers and muggers."

The favorability level oscillates again. Some people have greatly improved, and most people have declined. It seems that this trick is very useful for racists, but there are too few people like that.

"I want to deport all illegal immigrants!"

Contrary to just now, some people's favorability has dropped sharply, and more people have risen. It seems that no one likes illegal immigration. They will steal their jobs and drive down everyone's wages! As for those who have descended, I am afraid that there are relatives who have entered illegally under the eaves of his house!

Now for something more exciting!

"I'm actually a Chinese. In my opinion, the Chinese way of ruling the country is much more effective than the Yankees."

Everyone laughed when they heard this, and the favorability level actually increased steadily!

It feels so good to be so bold to tell the deadliest secret!

"I don't believe in Jesus, I believe in Harry Potter. When I take the oath of office, I will hold the full set of Harry Potter instead of the Bible."

The favorability has dropped, and it seems that most people don't like this style of making a joke about beliefs.

"If I had enough power, I would ban all Middle Eastern refugees from entering Santa Monica. This is our territory. Don't let them live because they are pitiful!"

Favorability has been greatly improved! All are very supportive of this! It's okay to shout humanitarians or something, but those refugees will endanger me and my family! Steal our jobs!

When everyone heard this incident, everyone was impassioned, but Jenny was angry to a certain extent. Every word of Li Colin crushed the American spirit! myself, my own father, Colin Lee and his father, his brother are all Democrats! But the position stated by Colin Lee is not a Democratic position at all! Even Republicans can't stand this bullshit!

After a series of unbridled questions, Li Kelin followed Eric's suggestion and asked a few regular questions of political inclination, and finally completed this special poll. When Li Kelin announced that he had finished speaking Afterwards, Jenny was the first to pat the pen on the table.

"I'm not going to support you as a congressman! You're ridiculous! You run the train! And you're totally against the purpose of the party!"

"Hahaha." Li Kelin explained with a smile, "These are just investigations, I won't really make this statement, everyone has signed a non-disclosure agreement."

"Of course, we all know that." The hip-hop boy booed at Jenny, "Beauty, you are too sensitive!"

Jenny shook her head vigorously and said, "No, these excessive words shouldn't even be said. Just one sentence is enough for you to bid farewell to the political arena!"

A middle-aged man with glasses who had been silent for a long time snorted and said in a calm tone of hidden hatred: "Damn politics, hypocritical politicians, always use those lies to perfunctory things. Although I don't think Mr. Li can run for office. It's successful, but I'd rather give Mr. Li a chance than those politicians who take voters for fools, even if he said the absurd remarks just now - at least, he's the first politician I've ever seen to blatantly reject refugees. "

People nodded, no matter how old or young, regardless of race.

To be honest, in the whole world, everyone, no one likes refugees, no one wants to let those infidels become their neighbors, they have nothing, they are dangerous, they rely on themselves as a vulnerable group, even robbery and murder will be punished by the government forgive! It is such a big truth hidden in everyone's heart, but no politician has the courage to say it!

Because this is the ****! Inhuman! It's against the American spirit!

The hip-hop boy was very excited, and the glasses man said this to his heart: "This guy is right! We've had enough!"

"It's pitiful that they suffered from war! But why should we pay?!"

"None of those politicians have the guts to say these words for us! Refugees' lives are dead! Our lives are not?! Those refugees have done a lot of terrible things in Europe, and the government doesn't even care. Dare to manage!"

"Also! What to stimulate the economy! What medical insurance! These are all nonsense! We prefer to see simple and intuitive actions! Banning refugees from entering is much more real than medical reform!"

"I used to like Philip quite a bit, but after hearing what Li said, and thinking about it carefully, Philip doesn't seem to have done anything!"

In the conversation one after another, Jenny showed a look of fear, and Eric was in high spirits.

Terrible Democracy!

Wonderful democracy!

Jenny's horror is that Colin Lee seems to really incite these voters with these exaggerated words, Colin Lee promises things he can't do at all, Colin Lee alludes to racism, immigration discrimination and even religion Discrimination, etc., these outrageous things will actually be supported? ! Are Americans already so depraved? !

And Eric is immersed in this~IndoMTL.com~ He has long been desperate for American politics. Too much dogma and restraint makes every politician a stupid puppet who can only read manuscripts. The boss controls everything! In the tug-of-war between freedom and equality, truly effective and feasible policies have been wiped out! All that's left is civil rights slogans and never ending voting!

And Li Kelin has the ability to break these things with a few words. He has no political experience at all. He just doesn't care about political correctness. He can scold illegal immigrants and capitalists. He is a beast who has broken free from the shackles and has no fear. Hesitantly tore every enemy!

Of course, this is not to bite everyone, everything is for votes!

Whether it's Philip or Justin Bieber standing in front of him, Eric believes that Lee Colin will tear them apart!

And the weapon is everyone in this room!

Long live democracy!

But soon, worries follow.

What if Li Colin really thinks so?

Eric really thinks too much!

Colin Lee never cares if people pray to God or TFBOYS!

Never cared if a man could marry a man or his Persian cat!

Don't care about refugee immigration or housing prices!

He just needs to win the election and get the property to build the airship!

Of course, in the process, if he accidentally sells California to China to become the province of California, he has no problem!

After paying and coaxing these voters away, Miss Jenny and Lin Xiaozao organized the polls together, not that she likes the paperwork, she just wants to know what the voters really think~IndoMTL.com~Welcome to the book Friends come to read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all in ~IndoMTL.com~ Mobile users please read.