Starting from the Very Bottom to Become President Chapter 51: South Park is the scariest!


It's the same office building in Los Angeles, with another team working on other things in another conference room.

There are seven young people, seven computers, and a big TV. The TV screen was naturally Li Kelin's speech. This speech was dismembered, stretched, broken, and crushed the night before. These people extracted every word that Li Kelin said, Hope to understand the meaning behind the words.

"Children, how's it going!" Speaker Albert pushed in. He slept all night, naturally better than everyone else.

The man with glasses replied tiredly: "The full report will come out soon."

"Are you in time for the morning news?"

"Not much. But if you want to be perfect, the evening news is best."

Albert walked behind the man with glasses and looked at his screen with a smile: "Apart from the basics, what interesting discoveries have you made?"

"We found that his speech was a masterpiece." The spectacled man took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. "Li Kelin's biggest weakness is nothing more than 'rich people' and 'bad deeds'. This speech was a success. Turning the weakness of 'the rich' into an advantage, and turning defeat into victory with the point that 'only rich people can do things without caring about money'. His other remarks are all incitement and foreshadowing, and everything serves to tell this fact ."

"As expected of a top university professional debater, you must be an excellent lawyer in the future." Albert patted the man with glasses with satisfaction, "What about the bad deeds, what skills did he use."

"Because the previous incitement is too powerful, people temporarily forget his bad deeds, just like the sun is too dazzling, so people can't see the light of the light bulb. The bad deeds still exist, just wait for the sun to go down, they will be exposed , Mr. Speaker."

"That's what I want." Albert patted the table lightly, "Let's work harder, and try to tear up these lies during the noon news, so that people can see who he is. !”

"With all due respect, Mr. Speaker." The only girl in the team, a rather upright-looking girl raised her hand, "It's not fair, whether it's a debate or a court, you must give the other party a chance to refute and appeal. , we..."

Albert raised his hand to stop her from continuing: "Okay, nice job. You're fired, go for what you call fairness."

"Mr. Speaker..."

"Go to the front desk to get your salary. If you leave now, I might get you a cup of coffee."

“…”

The rest swallowed and spit, not daring to say another word of nonsense. They are all leaders in the debate field of the California College. They were originally united, but under the pressure of Albert, they did not dare to say a word.

A letter of recommendation from the Speaker is significant, whether it's for admission to a top law firm or the federal judicial system.

The girl was a little aggrieved and sad, but Albert's words were beyond doubt. She packed up her belongings as quickly and dignifiedly as possible. She didn't look at her companions, so she hurriedly covered her mouth and escaped. meeting room.

"Gentlemen! I can finally say 'Gentlemen' now." Albert said generously, "Of course America is a fair and just country, but only if you don't violate the boss's or the judge's orders. Suggestion. Think carefully, after you become lawyers, should you work hard to exonerate your clients or work for justice.”

A black boy Mu Mu raised his hand and said, "I want to be a judge, sir."

"Federal justice? Of course you can!" Albert pointed to the door, shook his head with a smile, "but she's not playing."

At 11:40, Li Kelin and his team got into the car. Lin Xiaozao turned on the car TV while the car was starting up. Current affairs news must be followed at any time.

In fact, the people in the car are not only the campaign team, but also Susan's mother. Because Li Colin is too sleepy, he has to put the grooming time on the road.

Susan laughed and unbuttoned Li Kelin's shirt: "The buttons are all wrong, you are more stupid than my son!"

"With a mother like you, any son will become a big idiot!"

"I love hearing this!" Susan quickly put the buttons in place, then picked up the portable iron and ironed Li Colin's tie.

"Is it okay to change the channel?" Li Kelin pouted at the car TV, "Something stupid, I want to rest my brain, cartoons or Chinese dramas."

"Wait, sir..." Lin Xiaozao looked at the subtitles and said in surprise, "It's your turn, in the N6 noon topic, veteran political commentator Johnny will dismember your speech sentence by sentence in the next 10 minutes. ."

"Then we have to change the channel!"

"Look, Colin, have the courage to face it." Jenny looked at the screen expectantly.

Yes! She looks forward to tearing up Li Colin's lies!

Even if he can't figure it out, Johnny, who has fought with the Republican Party all his life, can definitely figure it out!

It's not because of how much she hates Li Kelin, she just wants to give herself a reason not to be a supporter of Li Kelin!

"Change the channel, Xiaozao." Li Kelin never cared about Jenny's opinion.

Lin Xiaozao used her actions to implement her loyalty, and switched to the next TV station. A Hispanic host was spitting wildly~IndoMTL.com~ You know, Colin is a hypocrite, while he is playing female boxers, While talking to you about changing America. "

Before Li Kelin could speak, Lin Xiaozao changed the channel again.

"Colin should correct himself before correcting America."

Change again.

"Colin's speech? I don't want to hear a word of it. Let's wait until Donald has made his case clear to the judge."

The time is very unfortunate. There are no brainless cartoons at noon, and there is no Mango TV in the United States, which is famous for its IQ. This time is full of annoying news.

"Are they crazy!" Li Colin complained, "Is the next episode of The Simpsons going to start scolding me!"

Jenny looked sympathetic: "There's something worse than that - South Park."

Lin Xiaozao is sluggish most of the time, but she is very smart about some insignificant things, she immediately thinks of the style of the cartoon: "If it is "South Park", Miss Roberts must not escape bad luck, that The production team is madly in love with everything related to shit, and there will definitely be a connection between you and Mr. Li through shit!"

"Lin!!!" Jenny was about to cry, even Lin Xiaozao joined the JH Corps!

Don't ask her what JH Corps is, it's just an acronym for "Jenny's-Shit", a fast-growing pervert group that just started on Facebook!

Lin Xiaozao changed the circle, and finally returned to N6: "Mr. Li, if you have to listen to slander, you should listen to N6, Johnny is always better than others~IndoMTL.com~ Welcome to book friends. Come and read, the latest, fastest and most popular serial works are all in ~IndoMTL.com~ mobile phone users please read.


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