Starting from the Very Bottom to Become President Chapter 68: The language combination is clever!
"If you are in trouble, press this button." After closing the door, the police officer pointed to the bell at the door and said, "Even if you are extraordinary, the police officer on duty will not treat you specially."
Before he finished speaking, Donald next door put down the barbell and said calmly, "Can I add a few more pounds, this is too light."
"It's dinner time." The policeman slapped himself in the face and turned away.
When he closed the iron gate and left the area, Donald finally turned around, and there was only a passage and two iron bars between him and his son.
"The leather jacket is nice," Donald laughed.
Li Colin didn't know what to face Donald with. Obviously this meeting was arranged, and even though Donald was still banned from seeing anyone other than a lawyer, no one could stop Li Colin from frankly being detained for the crime, and it can only be a wonderful coincidence that the other suspects were removed. The books, fitness equipment and the like in Donald's room must have been sent by enthusiastic family members!
Donald Lee is not a handsome old man, but he is graceful enough. Although his blond hair is a little sparse, he can barely take shape. Even if his facial muscles are a little slumped, his eyes are still full of sharpness. No one can deny that he is a strong man. guy. At this time, he was wearing an ordinary vest and had just finished exercising. His complexion was inevitably some unhealthy age spots, but the deltoid muscles on his arms were really no worse than Li Kelin's.
Instead of giving up on what's to come, like people in nursing homes, he sticks to all his habits, including fitness, including regular divorce and marriage.
"This?" Li Colin took off the leather jacket and held it in his hand, trying to pass it to the next door through the gap of the railing, "A gentleman named John asked me to give you this leather jacket he cherishes most, By the way, he's jealous of you old bastard."
Donald smiled and took the jacket, stroking it and looking at it: "It's not pure leather, it's leather, and John was deceived."
After speaking, he threw the jacket into the trash can, then walked to the sink and turned on the faucet: "It's not that I hate John, it's just that this cheap thing has been around for too long, I don't know how many bacteria and mites there are on it, I have to Try to stay away from them."
"Okay, I have a chance to see John again, and I will convey your gratitude." Li Colin sat on the bed in the cell, the cushion was more comfortable than expected, "Matthew came with me, he saw Appearance is not involved, as for Kate I can't judge."
"It's always a wonderful thing to pass on." Donald shook his head, dripping his hands on his hands. "Among the wives I've been through, the one I hate the most is Kate, she's so boring and full of City government and hypocrisy, it's amazing that Matthew didn't inherit these at all."
Donald rubbed his hands and turned to look at Li Colin, smiling: "My favorite is Faith, she is as pure as air, but you are full of tricks."
The Faith in the mouth of Donald, the old pervert, is his current wife, Li Colin's biological mother. Even though Faith is still shopping in places like Rome or Paris, she still can't stop Donald from loving her!
"No, no, not so many gatherings, but after two years of rethinking my life, I decided to change my way of life." Li Kelin waved his hand, he was about to start lying! "I found I couldn't live like Faith—I'm a man."
"I'm glad you realized this, you should teach Matthew more." Donald smiled and turned off the tap, wiping his hands on the white towel, "What does that say, there's no need to sow seeds in the garden, everything is self-sufficient. will grow."
"Yes, inadvertently planting willows and willows for shade."
"I really wonder if you went back to make up your ninth grade English class."
Donald is right! Li Kelin has been making up language classes for almost two years! Chinese was trouble enough, and he had to consider English, and he had to combine proverbs and idioms in both languages to make sure he was a literate, authentic American.
For example, "blood is thicker than water" confided to Donald earlier, at first glance, it is easy to express in English, but there is no word "thick" in English! The most suitable is "strong", which means strong and hard. If Li Kelin speaks English directly, it will become "blood is harder than water"! Not only will this be puzzling, but it will also expose yourself to a certain extent!
What's even more terrifying is that Colin Lee is really an idiot. He can describe what's on a woman's chest in 100 ways, but he doesn't have any deep words like "blood is thicker than water" in his mind. Li Kelin had to re-learn and dig for himself, and finally found that the word used to describe "thick" turned out to be "thicker"! This originally meant "thick"!
Therefore, ordinary people simply cannot understand how much effort Li Kelin has to work to say such gorgeous rhetoric as "inadvertently inserting willows and willows"!
Donald finally cleans the germs off John's jacket: "Seeing what you've done this week, I have to admit I was wrong, Colin."
"People are not saints." Li Kelin began to show off his gorgeous rhetoric!
Donald smiles slightly, I accept your challenge, boy: "Yes, I just want to say, do not do to others, do not do to others. I have tried to shape you for many years, but it has backfired."
Li Kelin is very uncomfortable!
In Chinese, Donald's words are as obscure as classical Chinese.
Li Kelin embarrassed: "Let's talk properly Donald, I admit that I only read the textbook for grade 7."
Donald picked up another towel and began to wipe the sweat from his body, "I remember those things. When you were in college, you were so excited to start a business, as if you wanted to build a website."
"Make an appointment." Li Kelin nodded and said, "I want to make an appointment website, not only for social networking, but people will put it on it like a commodity, and there are other people's comments on him below, is the job good? , it doesn't matter how big it is."
"Yeah, I thought that was stupid, and the judiciary was going to **** with you, not to mention the charges against you by traditional people."
"That was not my idea, I just went to a startup company that was going to make this website." Li Kelin also recalled what happened back then, "My identity is not a technical person, but an interactive experience design, because I Experienced in this area."
"Yes, I saw that your position was too low at the time, so I directly acquired that company and made you the boss."
"After that, I had a big fight with you. I thought I was very happy to do the work of interaction design, and I hated being a boss. Managing the financial operations of the company made me crazy, so I quit." Li Ke Lin recalled what happened that year, and there are actually some interesting things in it, "But there is a function that is really good, if you want to have **** with someone in your Facebook Moments, you can choose her, at this time she I don't know, when she also selected you, you will know each other's good feelings! This is very magical, for example, Swift and I are friends in the circle of friends, I selected her one day, and suddenly found that she has silently I've been waiting for me to ask her out for two years! The only thing left to do is private chat time and place! Usually we don't have the guts to ask friends we know, for fear of being rejected, it will be embarrassing, but with this feature, whether it's me or Swift You can easily open your heart and thighs!"
Donald suddenly showed an envious and surprised look, an expression that shouldn't appear on the face of an elderly person: "Have you dated Swift?! They say she's the hottest! She can sit on top of you herself. Twist for an hour!"
"Not yet... It's just a metaphor, don't get excited... And I don't believe anyone can twist for an hour by herself, even if she has the strength, I can't handle it."
"Promise me, son, if you have an appointment with her one day, you must tell me!" Donald's expression was serious!
"Okay..." Li Kelin deeply realized that he had never really understood his father in his life!
"I'm sorry, I digress, it's all Swift's fault, it's too real and too showy." Donald tried his best to suppress his undeserved imagination, and quickly returned to normal, "You know what happened after that? ?"
"After I leave that company?" Li Kelin was actually still thinking about Swift, whether she was twisting her chest against herself or her **** against herself, but Li Kelin was still thinking about Swift. Colin held back and didn't say anything. He was afraid that Donald couldn't stand such stimulation. He tried his best to return to normal and guessed along Donald's question, "You sold that company?"
"Sold the 'BWF' trademark at the same time." Donald shook his head sadly.
Humans always have something in common, spanning races and languages. For example, in Chinese, a word called "Yaobao" appeared in response to people's needs. The same is true in English. "BWF" is the trademark registered by the company at that time. , the full name is "Bang-With-Friends",
Bang!
Cannon!
Bang-With-Friends!
Let's have a gun!
What a difference!
Li Kelin added a new pose without realizing it, and he couldn't help laughing: "So you made a loss-making business because of me?"
"It's more stupid than you think, I thought I just sold it to anyone, and then I found out that Zuckerberg shot it, and now that thing is a heavyweight application. Who would have thought,' I sold it for $1.8 million back then.”
"I really didn't expect this... You know I don't need to use software to make an appointment." Li Colin was really surprised this time, is Colin Li a genius! If he hadn't given up and insisted on making that software by himself~IndoMTL.com~ Maybe now Swift has really twisted on it! Half an hour ahead, half an hour back!
"There are things like that." Donald began to bend over and wipe his legs, "Because you were afraid that I would ruin another company, you locked yourself in the studio after graduation and began to focus on personal artistic creation. I don't know how Made a bunch of weird electronic music and made records."
"Yes, it sold 100,000 copies in the first release. I was so excited at the time, I thought I was a genius!" Li Kelin said, revealing an unconcealed sadness, "Later I found out that you bought it all, Frustrated, he retired from the music scene."
I have to admit that Colin Lee was not born a jerk. To a certain extent, he was forced to be a **** by Donald. Donald's too bold care for his young son led him to give up on himself. "One" to "Ten", but ignores that "two, three, four, five, six" is a process that a person must go through to grow up. Donald uses practical actions to implement what is called succulent growth.
"Those records are still piled up in a warehouse. Who would have known that electronic music really swept the world?" Donald showed a rare guilt, "On the father's side, I just want you to succeed as soon as possible. , become the chairman or something, so that you can show your strengths, manipulate investments like me, and strategize, but you simply ignore that you may be a genius, and you may be able to rely on your own creativity to shake the world!"
Dad! Don't think so!
I'm an idiot! I can't be shaken! It's enough to give me property so I can enjoy life! That hookup software and weird electronic music have nothing to do with my ass~IndoMTL.com~ Welcome to reading, the latest, fastest and most popular serial works are all in~IndoMTL.com~ For mobile phone users, please go to read .