Starting from the Very Bottom to Become President Chapter 84: The Countdown to the Rivalry!
? "Control him, this guy is a **** bomb." Colin Lee aimed at the normal-looking white male who was talking to Peel, "What about him? He doesn't look like a showbiz guy."
"It's true that not many people know him, but has everyone watched his cartoons?"
"The Simpsons?"
"Worse than that - South Park."
"..." Li Kelin felt the crisis! He has never felt so terrifying in the face of anyone! He had no doubt that this man would take **** out of his crotch and hit him in the face.
"Trey Parker promised not to do anything too much before he came. Actually I wanted to invite a more conservative person to cheer for you, but most people didn't want to be on your side, only Parker took the initiative to contact n6, Make it clear that I support you."
"Support me? Make me a paper man with shit?"
"He's very open-minded, and his head isn't full of shit."
"Will the show be fully live or delayed?"
"A delay of 45 seconds."
"Then prepare a towel and a water basin." Li Kelin said seriously, "If he smashes **** at me, immediately cut off the live broadcast, and I will make sure that I can clean it up within 45 seconds."
"Actually he's a nice guy and takes politics seriously."
"And of course, taking **** seriously in his cartoon!"
It's not good to always bask in them, so Li Kelin entered and shook hands with the three of them.
According to the order of positions, Parker and Li Colin are more nervous than seeing Schwahigg. The only thing worth reassuring is that this guy has a good opinion of himself as high as 65, and it seems that there will be room for him!
The South Park producer, writer and director is not as exaggerated as he thought, years of real-time creation have made his hair thinner and looks like the average middle-aged next door.
Lee Collin shook hands with Parker warmly: "I love South Park so much! But too much for Bryony and Michael Jackson!"
Parker shook his head with a smile: "Thank you. Afterwards, we realized that we had gone too far, but we couldn't take the scale into account when we created it. Anyway, our cartoons are ****!"
After shaking hands, Parker took the initiative to step aside and let Jordan Peele shake hands with Colin Lee.
This not-so-black black man is not as friendly as Parker, and the black man with glasses always makes people feel strange, not discriminatory, he looks like the gorilla in "Overwatch", Or the gorilla in "Rise of the Planet of the Apes", or the gorilla in "King Kong", and it is a gorilla whose favorability has just reached 30.
While shaking hands, Colin Li smiled: "Jenny really likes watching 'Black Brothers', but she just doesn't want to admit it."
"Of course, the upper class thinks we're vulgar, just like they think **** is disgusting but they still have to **** every day."
"Oh...let's not mention **** so soon, better wait until I'm done talking to Johnny."
Pilgan laughed: "Of course, black people also obey the law, do you think we will **** everywhere?"
The scene is a little embarrassing, it's not easy to answer this!
Parker patted Peel next to him: "Come on! Trust me, Colin has definitely done **** like this!"
"I really did it. I drank too much once and didn't hold back." Li Kelin continued, "I even wrote it in the book of confession, but the prosecutor couldn't find any evidence. Can't accuse me."
"Hahaha!" Peel couldn't help laughing, "Can this paragraph be used in the show?"
"As if I said 'no' and you wouldn't use it!"
"Hahaha! Thank you for the material, really thank you." Peel patted Li Colin's arm, and his favorability increased significantly. It seems that his impression of Colin has changed. Sure enough, the topic with them must be focused on "shit", just like Schwarzenegger loves constellations, **** is their common focus!
At last it was Johnny's turn, sitting in front of the debate stage some distance from the guest seat, still wearing his old black-rimmed glasses.
It's worth mentioning that Johnny doesn't hate himself at all! His favorability rating for himself is as high as 61!
In other words, all his satires on the show are against his will, and he is his own fan to a certain extent!
But he doesn't have a choice, he wants to get his job as a gold-medal commentator, and if he speaks out about Li Kelin's good words, he may not have a job!
Okay Johnny, seeing this, I don't hate you that much anymore.
But people are always responsible for what they say. When you insult others, you should already have the consciousness of being insulted. I will not show any mercy. Those keyboard warriors on the Internet are as despicable and dirty as cockroaches. , small and cunning, I can't catch them.
I affirm your bravery, Johnny!
While shaking hands, Colin Lee asked, "Johnny, are those words you said sincere? Do you really think I'm Hitler?"
"Yes," Johnny replied without hesitation.
What about lying?
However, the word "lie" didn't come out.
So this guy really thinks he's Hitler and keeps his favorability high.
So this left-wing commentator is actually a fan of Hitler? Is it only because of the limitation of the position that they speak ill of each other?
Forget it, ignore these cluttered minds and focus on the debate!
Five minutes to eight o'clock, everything was in place, and the makeup artist started to touch up the makeup for a few people. In front of the camera, whether men, women or dogs had to make up, make sure that the pimples are hidden in the high-definition pictures, and ensure that they are not exposed in the high-definition picture. The light glowed red.
Louis also took a deep breath, and the editor-in-chief walked up to her in a timely manner and whispered: "The current instant viewership is in the early 100s, hundreds of thousands more than usual, and the distance from cnn..."
"Okay, my directorship is about to end~IndoMTL.com~Love so much." Louise asked helplessly, "You don't really think I'm going to challenge tens of millions of ratings, do you? This isn't a presidential debate."
"Oh...then good luck."
The director counted down, and all the cameras were ready. When there were 45 seconds before eight o'clock, the music sounded, and the live broadcast of the n6 temporary program "The Showdown of Colin and Johnny" began.
Bullshit is essential, and Louise begins introducing the show and the guests.
People all over California switch to n6 on time, or accidentally switch to n6, hbo dramas must be better for most people, but there are always people who are more interested in this fight.
Jenny sat sullenly on the sofa: "He didn't invite me!"
"I didn't invite me either." Winston, standing behind the sofa, also temporarily stopped working.
"His makeup artist sucks!" Susan stopped with a load of laundry.
The elevator bell rang, and Winston did not dare to neglect his duty, and immediately stepped forward to greet him.