Starting from the Very Bottom to Become President Chapter 99: A lifetime of stupid names!


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&4*5& Colin Lee spreads his arms again helplessly, well, maybe I'm wrong, this old guy is not worth saving! This can be an attack point!

Johnny looked at Colin, shook his head in enjoyment - "But that doesn't stop me from voting for Colin!"

"What?" Louise asked in surprise. "Am I right?"

"Yes, you heard that right." Johnny clapped the table with a rare smile, "I will vote for Colin, I will call on everyone to vote for Colin, he is amazing! Even reneging on promises is impeccable!"

"I just confirmed that Colin is not a qualified politician, but who knows what the qualifications of a politician are?"

"The rest is not important, I decided to try the truth for once, anyway, I'm already disgraced and no one will ask me to do news commentary!" Johnny smiled and pointed to the camera, "I tell you, in our In this era, there is only one criterion for qualified politicians, the only one, and that is absolute loyalty to investors!"

"You can't do something outrageous, you can't go against the interests of investors!"

"Be an obedient dog, bark when they need to, and retract when they need to be quiet!"

Johnny clenched his fists excitedly at the end: "Damn! This is what I always thought, just this sentence!! I hold it for 30 years!!"

The audience was in an uproar! !

Is this really that Johnny! !

Jenny's previous tears haven't dried yet, and new tears are shed! The evil power of the devil has obviously contaminated another person!

Li Colin was the first to stand up and applaud: "You're too bold, Johnny, I don't even dare to say that!"

Parker stood up and applauded: "I dare not! I only dare to use a metaphor for a little irony!"

Peel was already panicked, he stood up and comforted: "Gentlemen, calm down, this is only a one-sided situation, maybe one or two politicians are like this, but it can't be generalized!"

"Gentlemen!" Louise finally understood her responsibilities, "shall we let Johnny get it right first?"

The two guests took their seats.

The audience was amazed, still digesting the words Johnny had held back for decades.

"Anyway, I'm going to retire, so that's it." Johnny smiled and waved his hand. "It doesn't matter, let the glasses go to hell."

After that, he slammed his glasses on the ground, stomping his feet.

The glasses-free version of Johnny looked at the audience with rare excitement: "I've never seen any debate come to fruition in all these years, the hardest thing in the world is one person convincing another person! But this time I admit that Li Colin has convinced me, my position has completely changed, and I support Colin!"

The audience cheered after him, or else cheered first.

It was a difficult thing to serve others, not to mention the stubborn Johnny Yunyanshuangtian!

They were only surprised by Li Kelin's performance, of course they wouldn't find that Li Kelin had already penetrated Johnny's heart!

"Finally, please allow me to state that even if I support Colin, it does not mean that I have affirmed all his remarks. Everything I do is my own act, without anyone's instigation or guidance, I do it alone All the drafts, I analyzed Colin's performance alone, I voted for Colin alone, and that's it, this may be my last word before I retire."

Johnny finally entered a state of nothingness. He leaned back in the chair with ease, no more burdens, and just wanted to go home quickly and hug his daughter.

There's no doubt that Johnny was brave and had some sparks, but he still had leeway where he was most sensitive, and unlike Meghan, he couldn't achieve that level of purity.

It's Colin's turn to wrap up his statement.

"What else do I have." Li Colin smiled and shook his head, "I myself don't believe that Johnny will vote for me. We have too many tonight. I just found out that tolerance is better than destruction. I feel better, I'm so happy to see Johnny face his true self, what else can I do."

Louise tilted her head and smiled, "Like... a hug?"

"Of course! I forgot!" Colin Lee got up with a smile and walked towards Johnny.

Johnny also got up and walked towards Lee Colin.

In the middle of the studio, an old man and a young man embrace sincerely.

Johnny shouted into the microphone: "This liar, he sprayed cologne, and he finally covered his body odor in some way!"

Li Colin also laughed and retorted: "You want to continue the debate, Johnny! Let's take off our clothes and take a shower together, and then come to the dawn!"

The audience involuntarily stood up and applauded, they knew it was all over, and while the happy ending was a bit boring, the process had given them something no show had ever brought!

Louise seized the time and finally announced as the big rocker camera gradually zoomed out: "Colin's campaign has just begun, and there will be new surprises tomorrow! Shaking hands with Johnny to make peace does not mean that A compromise for someone! Follow Colin's campaign twitter!"

Amidst the laughter and laughter, the subtitle of the program group appeared. This subtitle was surprisingly short, and all n6 employees, including the editor-in-chief, were reluctant to appear on it!

[Producer: Louise]

【Host: Louise】

[Director: Addo]

【n6 production】

【All comments made by everyone do not represent the position of this station! ]

In the studio, Hodor was immersed in a wonderful and warm feeling of victory, but when he saw [Director: Hodor], he was really not happy.

"My name is not Hodor!"

The editor-in-chief patted him on the side: "Come on, that's it... You should be happy, we have just temporarily ranked first in this year's news program ratings, more famous than some states' gubernatorial debates."

"Then I can't be called Duo! Am I going to bear this stupid name for the rest of my life!"

"It's not stupid at all, it's so cute! Hodor."

“…”

……

California Congress, it's late, but Albert hasn't come home yet, the house may not be safe, the Congress is safe, no one is crazy enough to listen in here, the last person to do this was Nixon, He was almost impeached for the magic power lottery plate.

Albert unplugged the phone line, turned off the TV, and just turned his pen, there's no denying that Colin Lee was stronger than he thought, bolder, and spared no effort. Albert still couldn't understand one thing, and that was what the **** Li Kelin was trying to do!

Is this guy really going to correct mistakes and change America!

It was late, but the female assistant and media executive came in to disturb Albert.

Albert is still turning his pen: "Don't what happened, don't call anyone, just tell me what I'm going to face."

After the assistant and the supervisor looked at each other, the assistant spoke first.

“The vice president hopes to stop this farce as soon as possible, and I will convey the original words of Mr. Vice President - 'If that lunatic wants to be a member of parliament, let him be!'" The assistant swallowed and looked at Al Burt's expression is ready to avoid the sudden throw of the pen, "there are other calls, whether it is entrepreneurs or politicians, what they want is basically the same as the vice president."

"You know, they're all idiots." Albert hummed and shook his head, "Stupid, pedantic, and timid idiots, including the Vice President, I beg you to tell the Vice President this. "

Albert shook his head even more forcefully: "I, the only one, so keen, so quick to spot a cockroach, I tried my best to destroy him before he reproduced, and now I have failed, how should I face it? For failure? There is only one right choice. Increase firepower, increase investment, and spare no effort to destroy him and the things he breeds! Let him go? Of course you can, then start training killers in advance to kill him. head, like you did with Lincoln or Kennedy."

Assistant and supervisor look at each other again, thankfully there is a nondisclosure agreement between them, and they are not as deadly as Meghan.

"Mr. Speaker, some media have suggested that they have to stop attacking Li Kelin." The media director raised his glasses, "They must avoid suspicion at this time, and the support for Li Kelin is too strong..."

"Look, these people are so ignorant." Albert closed his eyes and shook his head, "They only dared to step on ants, and when they saw a bigger mouse, they jumped to the table in fright, and who did they expect in the end? How about the end?"

"Mr. Speaker~IndoMTL.com~ We also lost to Schwasig back then, didn't we?" the supervisor said timidly, "Schwasig became the governor, which is a much more important position than the state legislator. , and then what? His political record is a mess, California is in a deeper quagmire, people spurn him, spurn the Republican Party, and people see that he is a seemingly strong coward, a big liar. Is Colin stronger than Schwarzenegger Is it? He can't fulfill his political promises, it's hard to even control his crotch, he'll keep making mistakes that will bring disgrace, we can just wait for the opportunity, rather than spare no effort now."

Albert squinted at the supervisor, making him shiver.

"What about you? What else do you want." He asked the assistant.

The assistant swallowed again and said timidly: "I agree with his opinion. We made too many moves, and instead exposed ourselves to flaws. I reminded you not to go to the debate team in person, but you insisted." /

"Why didn't I insist at that time?"

"Okay...you have to do it yourself, time is tight, you have to hit the dirtiest bug with the heaviest punch, and go all out." The assistant boldly said, "It is precisely in pursuit of efficiency that we gave up safety, and in the end Megan ..."

"Oh, don't mention her, okay, I don't want to hear that name again in my life." Albert interrupted the assistant, "No one knows who the bomb is, and now I ran into one, and she detonated it. , so it's my fault, not the bomb's fault?"

"I don't mean to accuse you, Mr. Speaker, it's just that we are in a really embarrassing situation. You can't break down until you take down Colin."

"I understand I understand, I don't mean to be angry with you, I just think people including the vice president are really stupid, I consider myself a lone hero, do you understand?" (Unfinished) Continued.)

(Sikushu)


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