Stray Chapter 214: Another way
Why should I see you?
Don't you have a little Hercules in your own heart?
In the face of the sage who pretended to be stupid, who pretended to be ignorant and puzzled, the girls in Gensokyo were silent at the same time, and they all wanted to complain, but they didn't know what to say. What a good feeling.
And don't look at Yakumo Zi's smiling appearance on the surface. In fact, she is very serious about this issue. If something goes wrong, it will definitely attract revenge. Anyway, no one wants to try her face. The taste of rolling the keyboard.
Even if someone is not afraid of Yakumo Zi and doesn't want to get entangled with each other on these things, it would seem too stupid.
"Miss, what's the matter?"
At this time, Izayoya Sakuya asked softly in the crowd, because she was keenly aware of her master's unnatural look.
Sitting in the crowd, Remilia frowned, looked around, twisted her body uncomfortably, and said in a low voice, "I don't know why, but just now I suddenly felt a subtle Strange feeling, but it should be an illusion..."
Yes, it must be an illusion.
She didn't say anything or do anything, so what's there to worry about?
Fran next to her looked around like a curious kitten, quietly got up and tried to run away, but was caught by Remy's arm and couldn't run away, so she was not very happy pouted.
"Lord Xia Ran is joking..." In the silence, Barnyard Aqiu was the first to speak, and she smiled reluctantly.
"I'm not joking, but I'm very serious. Miss Aqiu, you can tell by looking at my sincere eyes..." Xia Ran also frowned, trying hard to justify herself, but he was really serious Ah, this is no joke.
In the real world, the time he spent is seventeen years, which is completely guaranteed.
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"Yes, yes? Seriously?" The purple-haired girl sighed helplessly and nodded, indicating that she understood, "If you are seventeen, you are the same age as Mr. Zi... …”
Anyway, it's good for you to be happy, as long as you record it truthfully.
"Wait, Miss Ah Qiu, did you just rudely classify me and Zi as the same type of person?"
Xia Ran was still frowning in dissatisfaction, because he felt that there was something wrong with what the girl said just now, and it was a distrust and slander of himself.
——What is the same age as He Zi? What kind of international joke is this? If he was Zi's age, conservatively, he would have achieved the Six Realm Heavenly Immortal Dao Fruit. At that time, he couldn't do anything...
"...you guy... did you say something very rude to me just now?"
The monster sage who was watching a good show with a smile, his face twitched suddenly, and then said very unhappy, sitting here with Youyouko in his arms can also be hit by an arrow in the knee? Are you floating, or am I unable to hold the knife?
"No, Zi, you heard it wrong."
Xia Ran decisively denied it.
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Everyone doesn't know what to say. How amazing is the thickness of the skin to be able to say this kind of thing in front of the person concerned, and then decisively refuse to admit it?
But the relationship between these two people is really extraordinary. Maybe it's really like the friendship between Yakumo Zi and Yuyuko, which has been maintained for at least a thousand years... Well, maybe it's even longer. not sure.
"This topic ends here. It's a bad thing to talk about a girl's age casually. If you continue to say it, even you will be punished..." The girl who is only seventeen years old this year is very dissatisfied. Mouth up. "Aqiu, keep asking, don't entangle with him on this issue."
"Good, good..."
Barnyard Aqiu calmed down, and then elegantly dipped the ink with a brush, thought for a while, and then asked again——
"Lord Xia Ran, would you mind sharing your views on human beings?"
Is this data to confirm one's own level of danger and human friendliness? Xia Ran blinked, stretched out a forefinger and scratched his cheek slightly, and said somewhat uncertainly, "It's nothing special, it's just like that."
"Can you be more specific?"
Barnyard Aqiu frowned slightly, and she looked like a sickly beauty. She didn't feel too cold for such a general statement, and felt that it was too perfunctory.
"Specifically, Miss Liu and I should be the same kind of people..." Xia Ran looked at Liu Mengli who was as calm as water beside her, and after thinking about it, she simply said this.
"Huh?"
This time, even Liu Mengli herself was a little surprised, and there was a strange light in Jian Shui's eyes. She probably didn't expect that the other party would suddenly bring the topic to her, and said such words.
The black-winged girl Sheming Wanwen's eyes suddenly lit up, and she wrote a series of cute handwritten fonts on her small notebook. She saw Xia Ran's eyes jump wildly, and so many people were watching together. Now, are you still planning to spread rumors on the next news?
What kind of professionalism is it? What are you drawing?
And what a peculiar brain circuit to think that everyone is watching at this moment, you can also tamper with everyone's memory impressions through tomorrow's "Wenwen Daily"...
Sure enough, this Crow Tengu is actually very clear that no one will believe her gossip newspapers, and her goal is probably never to convince others to believe the outrageous rumors she has fabricated.
She threw herself into the business of rumor-mongering purely out of personal hobbies, and she enjoyed it so much...it's hard to say.
Ji Haitang on the side glanced at Wenwen with great disdain, thinking that this guy is simply a shame for journalists, always taking things out of context, grandstanding, and sooner or later, many victims of Gensokyo will join forces to kill...
Yukoshita Yukino suddenly became restless, what does a kind of person mean?
"What does a type of person mean?"
Barnyard Aqiuyomo also had the same question, so she asked with great interest.
Xia Ran smiled and didn't speak. Barnyard Aqiu raised his eyebrows slightly, thinking about it, and then asked the girl next to Liu. She didn't struggle too much, picked up the pen and continued to write a line of words on the paper, and then continued to ask:
"Okay, then let's ask the next question... Sir Xia Ran, you seem to be a magician? Isn't it the same system as ordinary magicians?"
"Ahem, this... In fact, I'm a cultivator now."
The boy coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and answered this question sincerely.
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"What is a cultivator?" Barnyard Aqiu blinked slightly.
"Oh, they are cultivators from the East, they can be regarded as magicians or something, and vice versa..." Xia Ran gave a simple and easy-to-understand explanation.
"I see..." The purple-haired girl nodded and wrote a few more strokes on the paper, "Then about the recent crowdfunding campaign initiated by Moriya Shrine, which made the entire Gensokyo take action. Hakoniwa Project, what did you do in it..."
“Dissent あり!”
At this time, in a large circle of people around, Yakumo Zi suddenly raised her hand imposingly, as if she was a lawyer in court.
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Many people showed a "come" expression. They felt that this was a natural development. If Yakumo Zi really didn't fight back and retaliate, it would not be Yakumo Zi, and it was not the other party's favorite to do things. ?
The barnyard Aqiu, who was interrupted, was slightly stunned, and he was at a loss to respond, but Xia Ran was not surprised at all, and said indifferently, "Does lawyer Yayun have any opinion?"
He didn't think this was a kind of retaliation, because when he saw the wicked light in the eyes of the monster sage, he had already realized it and was mentally prepared.
Even if she didn't say anything just now, Yakumo Zi will definitely make trouble. After all, they are all a group of guys who watch the fun and don't think it's a big deal. It is almost impossible to expect them to be as disciplined as herself. matter.
"I said, don't you think the current question is boring?" The monster girl raised a small fan with a smile. After unfolding it, it covered the lower half of her beautiful face, revealing only a pair of eyes that seemed to be able to talk.
"I don't think..." Xia Ran said with a sigh, although he knew that he had no right to speak now.
As expected, Yakumo Zi pretended not to hear what he said, and continued to say to himself: "Just asking these questions in a proper manner is too boring, and this person is not honest at all. , it's all perfunctory lies..."
"Nonsense, where is perfunctory!"
"You dare to say that you are only seventeen years old this year?"
"Why don't you dare, even you dare to say, why don't I..."
"Everyone sees it! This is really perfunctory, and it's a perfunctory thing to say..." Yakumo Zi interrupted Xia Ran's reasoning in a rather unhappy manner, "So it's meaningless at all, and It's rare to hold a banquet, let's have something more interesting..."
"What's so rare, isn't the banquet something that we have to find a reason to hold once every three weeks?" Xia Ransheng said indifferently.
Of course, he was ignored.
"What's more interesting?" Sheming Wanwen asked, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, she cheered enthusiastically, she had already captured the atmosphere of the news.
Glancing at the Crow Tengu with admiration, she gently covered her beautiful face with the small fan in her hand, and the monster girl smiled and said, "This is still the topic, after all, Ah Qiu also has to collect and record information, but change it another way. How about the way..."
"For example, Truth or Dare... or something?"