Stroll in Movie Worlds Chapter 172: The funny A Qiang
Because I am worried that the horse thief will come again, so even today is the birthday of Uncle Nine, the brows of Uncle Nine are still not stretched, and Ye Xuan also has a bad premonition in his heart. After all, the current plot has been stolen from the movie plot. Now, I don’t know what tricks those horse thieves will play. , Have you all the way!
In this way, on this day, Ye Xuan did not go out to hang out, but followed Uncle Nine to help him prepare some weird things to prepare for the next possible battle.
The day was going to pass very quickly. At the end of the day, Ah Qiang came to the house and told Uncle Nine that some respectable people in the village had helped him book a birthday banquet in the restaurant to help him pass his birthday, and he was all ready.
"Okay, Brother Ye, we can't prepare too much, it's not too early, let's go to the restaurant and drink a glass of water now!" Uncle Nine put down the cinnabar pen in his hand and collected the drawn talisman I got up and said to Ye Xuan, who was busy with the coin sword.
"Okay, Uncle Nine, let's go, today is your birthday, we don't want to be late!" Ye Xuan put away the copper coin sword that was prepared to deal with ghosts and stood up and said.
"It's okay, don't worry, it's too late, let's go." Uncle Nine smiled slightly and nodded to Ye Xuan. Under the leadership of A Qiang, the two headed towards the birthday banquet inn.
Perhaps because of the Uncle Nine's longevity, the entire inn was packed by the people who hosted the Uncle Nine. People came and went, there was a lot of people, and it was very lively. As soon as Uncle Nine walked in, everyone congratulated Uncle Nine.
After Uncle Nine had greeted these folks one by one, they said to Ye Xuan: "Brother Ye, let's go upstairs. There are some people in our village upstairs who have good looks. I will introduce them to you later. "
"Thank you Uncle Nine, then!" Ye Xuan smiled slightly. In fact, he is not interested in these so-called heads and faces, but Ye Xuan will not give Uncle Nine's kindness.
The three of them walked upstairs to the turn-way staircase. But I met Mao Shanming who just came down to eat.
I saw Mao Shanming here. Ye Xuan was somewhat surprised. After all, Ye Xuan had already told him that Fugui Village would be ransacked by horse thieves. When he asked him if he could come, looking at his appearance, he obviously wanted to hide away. , I didn't expect it to come in the end, and I have to admire the plot correction skills.
The opening of the turnaround stairs is not wide, and probably only allows two people to pass by sideways. Mao Shanming wants to come down to eat, and the three of Uncle Nine want to go up. Naturally it's not easy. Originally, the two didn’t want to get into trouble, they were both humility to each other, but that’s how it was, the result was that they couldn’t get up, and finally Aqiang became impatient and pushed Mao Shanming to the side, towards the one behind him. Uncle Nine smiled and said: "Master, please!"
Uncle Nine frowned and glanced at A Qiang, but today is his birthday. And A Qiang was obviously a little filial, so he didn't want to say anything. He just nodded to Maoshan next to him and took the lead and walked up.
"Dao Chang Wu. I didn't expect you to be here too!" Ye Xuan followed Uncle Nine and greeted Mao Shanming.
"Oh, brother, I didn't think you were here. I met so soon." Mao Shanming was also a little surprised, with a smile on his face.
Mao Shanming had heard that horse thief had been hit in this village, so he didn't want to come. But within a radius of two hundred miles, apart from the Fenglin Village where I stayed before, there is only this Fugui Village. Because Tan Baiwan knows his skills, Fenglin Village can’t stay. I can only go to Fugui Village to see if I can get some. , By the way, find a place to rest. But before he entered the village, he still inquired and found that the village had repelled the horse thief last night, so he dared to come in with confidence, and he heard that some people in the village had passed their lives today, and someone had packaged the entire inn and set up a banquet. He also wanted to come over. Dip the light.
"Brother Ye, do you know?" Uncle Nine looked back and asked Ye Xuan who was greeting Mao Shanming.
"Oh, Uncle Nine, I will introduce you, this is Wu Ming and Wu Daochang." Ye Xuan first introduced Uncle Nine, and then to Mao Shanming: "Wu Daochang, this is Fugui Village's Uncle Nine."
"Hehe, it turned out to be Wu Daoyou, in Xialin Jiu." Uncle Nine smiled and arched his hands.
"It turns out that fellow Daoist is also in the same way. Wu Ming has met fellow Daoist Lin!" Wu Ming would naturally not lose his manners and clasp his fist.
"You are polite, you are kind, since fellow Daoists and Ye Xiao brothers are acquainted with each other, and they are fellow Daoists, why don't Dao friends come up for a drink together on Lin's birthday today?" Uncle Nine invited.
"Hehe, no, no, I, I am not used to eating with too many people, I can eat below, the kindness of the dao friends, I appreciate it." Mao Shan smiled and declined, but Ye Xuan Seeing him before he turned down and looked at him, a golden light flashed in Ye Xuan both eyes, and he saw the two little ghosts next to him. Obviously, if it weren't for these two little ghosts, he might still agree.
"If this is the case, please let me be friends!" Hearing Mao Shanming's refusal, Uncle Nine did not insist. After all, he is also unfamiliar with Mao Shanming. The reason for inviting him upstairs is nothing but his I know Ye Xuan for the sake of being a monk.
"Brother Ye, let's go up!" Uncle Nine nodded towards Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan greeted Mao Shanming, and then went upstairs with Uncle Nine.
When I arrived upstairs, it was also full of people. Uncle Nine greeted the people outside, and then walked into a box hall. This box is not a lot more advanced outside. There is only one table inside. , And there were people sitting beside them pulling tunes. On the table, there were seven or eight people, all of them wearing silk satin and blushing. They wanted to come from the village squires.
"Uncle Nine, congratulations, congratulations!" When Uncle Nine came in, these people immediately smiled and congratulated.
"Thank you, thank you, for keeping everyone waiting!" Uncle Nine smiled at the main seat in front of the aisle table, and said to Ye Xuan who was following behind him: "Brother Ye, sit next to me!"
"Thank you Uncle Nine!" Ye Xuan was not polite, and Shi Shiran sat down.
"Everyone, while the birthday banquet has not started, I will introduce a little brother to meet you." Uncle Nine also sat down, and then pointed to Ye Xuan and said: "This little brother is called Ye Xuan. A young talent who has returned from a foreign country is currently traveling. When he heard that a horse thief was about to attack the village, he was very chivalrous and wanted to inform the village. If he had not been there last night, the villagers would have been killed or injured. Many, he killed several horse thieves alone. He killed even the most powerful horse thieves in the end."
"We heard this morning that a martial arts high-powered young man came to our village. It turned out to be a little brother, long up, long up!" One of the squires in black Chinese clothes said in astonishment, which immediately caused other squires to respond. They all thanked him one after another, saying that he had saved the village Yunyun.
"You're welcome, I've met you in the next Ye Xuan!" Ye Xuan got up and held his fists to meet with a gift.
The squires also responded one by one, and then the whole world began to chat. After a while, A Qiang also walked back, still holding a big red box tied with a colored ribbon.
Seeing this red box, Ye Xuan couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth slightly. If he remembers correctly, this box contains an automatic punching spring glove. This is a gift from A Qiang who snatched it. The villagers deliberately waited until embarrassment occurred.
However, when I saw A Qiang's gift. Ye Xuan was also slightly startled, as if he had forgotten to prepare a gift, and searched around in the storage space. Fortunately, he found a piece of jade in the money bag he had previously held. This made him relieved. Otherwise, come to drink people's longevity wine without preparing gifts, which is a manifestation of disrespect for people.
"Thank you all for taking the time out of your busy schedule to give me a birthday, come. Come, come, take advantage of everyone getting together today. Let's have a drink together!" After chatting for a while, Uncle Nine raised his glass Haha and laughed.
"Okay, okay, okay, everyone have a drink!" The birthday star said, everyone raised their glass, touched it and ate it.
After drinking, a squire sitting next to Ye Xuan whispered to the other squire: "Oh, why hasn't Comprador Hong arrived?"
"Oh, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here!" Another squire looked at the door, and a middle-aged man in a western suit came in with a cake.
"Uncle Nine, happybirhday!" As soon as the middle-aged man came in, he smiled and said loudly to Uncle Nine in English, and as he held a simple cake with candles in the middle of the table, he smiled and said: "Little meaning, No respect!"
"Ah, what is this?" Aqiang looked at the cake that the middle-aged man put down, and asked in a novel way.
"This is a Western moon cake!" The middle-aged man pointed to the middle cake triumphantly, and then said to Uncle Nine: "Uncle Nine, come on, blow it out!"
"Oh, so many candles, do you want my master to do it?" A Qiang continued to play his nasty personality, pointing to the candle on the cake.
"Oh, no, this is a good sign!" The middle-aged man smiled and waved his hand, and said: "Uncle Nine, blow it out, the candle is out, there are daughters and daughters in law!"
"My master doesn't have a son!" A Qiang said with a mean smile, and the smiling faces of the people on the table who were smiling suddenly condensed.
Looking at the look of Aqiang's brain that couldn't help but talk, the corners of Ye Xuan's eyes twitched, and suddenly a group of words came to mind: nozuodie!
Seeing his master looking at him with a sneer with upside-down eyebrows, Aqiang finally realized the seriousness of the matter, and quickly said with a smile: "My master treats me like a son!"
Uncle Nine had long been accustomed to the stinky mouth of his apprentice. After glaring at him, he didn't care about it. Instead, he smiled and got up and blew out the candles on the cake.
"Okay, okay!" Seeing Uncle Nine blow out the candles, everyone clapped their hands, and then picked up the chopsticks on the table, tapping rhythmically, and singing the birthday song: "Congratulations Your blessings are with the sky, and I wish you a happy birthday, every year you have today, every year you have the present..."
"Not this song, not this song..." Suddenly, A Qiang stretched out his hand to wave his hand and shook it at the crowd. Amidst the people's puzzled eyes, A Qiang paused and brewed his expression. , Reached out his arm to his master, and sang with a tender face: "There is only a master who is good, and an apprentice who has a master is like a treasure, thrown into the arms of the master, happy little baby..."
Looking at a tender face, as if a child was singing A Qiang’s own adaptation of "The Only Master Is Good", everyone couldn't help being stunned. If this is a two-dimensional background, Ye Xuan believes that all the people present are heads. There will be a huge sweat bead painted on it, and A Qiang's head is painted with a crow, plus the words "stupid, stupid...".
"Papa, okay, okay, come on, cheers everyone! Cheers!" A Qiang finished singing, patted his palms, and then picked up the wine glass and smiled at everyone who was stunned, as if he had done something A terrific event in general.
Everyone recovered. It's not easy to brush Uncle Nine's face, put on smiles one by one, raised the glass and drank with a smile.
Stop drinking, the middle-aged comprador Hong looked at Ye Xuan, who was sitting next to Uncle Nine, who hadn’t said much, and suddenly said, "Uncle Nine, who is this little brother?"
"Oh, you didn’t come just now. I forgot to introduce him. This little brother is called Ye Xuan. He is a young talent who has just returned to China. This time our village was able to fight back the horse thief so smoothly, thanks to this The help of a little brother!" Uncle Nine laughed Mimi again.
"Oh, I also heard this morning that a young man with high martial arts came to our village. He showed great power last night and killed the leader of the horse thieves. It turned out to be the little brother, you, disrespect! Disrespect! Come, I respect You have a drink!" When the comprador heard Hong, both eyes suddenly lit up. Raising the filled wine glass in his hand, said happily.
"Don't dare, don't dare, please!" Ye Xuan also raised his glass quickly. Met with the comprador Hong Xu, and drank the wine in the glass.
"Okay, my little brother is really bold!" Seeing Ye Xuan drank it dry, Comprador Hong yelled. He raised his head and drank the wine.
This is Uncle Nine's birthday banquet after all, after the two have finished drinking. One of the squires saw A Qiang's performance just now and looked at A Qiang with a smile: "A Qiang, seeing how affectionate you sang just now, what did you give him for your master's birthday?"
"Aha!" Hearing what that person said, Aqiang punched Haha, took out a small red bag from his pocket with a smile, and said: "Master, little meaning!"
Hearing what Aqiang said, the corner of Ye Xuan's mouth raised slightly, which was indeed a trivial matter. There was a coin in the bag.
"Let me see what it is!" Uncle Nine took it, and was about to open it to see what's inside. Aqiang smiled and held his hand and said: "Master, go back and take it again, go back and take it again. !"
"Hey, guess what's inside?" A squire sitting next to Comprador Hong looked at the small bag in Uncle Nine's hand.
"Such a small package is probably a piece of jade!" Comprador Hong said thoughtfully.
Uncle Nine patted Ah Qiang's hand away, opened it, and saw a copper iron lying quietly in the small bag.
"Is it jade? Is it jade!" The squire looked at Uncle Nine and asked with a smile.
"Anything will do!" Uncle Nine forced a smile on his face and put away the small bag, but his eyes turned to the big red box under A Qiang.
"Oh!" A Qiang immediately understood, smiled and picked up the big red box on the ground, handed it over, and laughed: "The small one is just a snack, and the big one is the main dish. Come on, master!"
Uncle Nine saw the big red box that A Qiang handed over. Just now I saw that there was only one copper coin and was slightly relieved. He nodded and said with some satisfaction: "Well, you are a bit filial!"
"Hey, what do you think this box is?" Seeing Uncle Nine unpacking the big red box, another squire raised an eyebrow curiously at the person beside him and asked.
"Oh, that bag was jade just now. This box is so big, it's incredible!" The other squire nodded.
"Yes, yes, terrible!" The other squires responded.
Listening to the squire next to him, Uncle Nine was also hoping to pick up the lid of the big red box, but saw a plastic standing fist inside.
Uncle Nine was stunned. Before seeing what it was, suddenly the standing fist bounced with a "bang", hitting the face with nine punches.
Everyone was stunned by A Qiang's gift, all of them were dumbfounded and stared blankly.
"It's incredible, it's incredible!"
"Unbelievable, unbelievable..."
Uncle Nine rolled his eyes and looked at Ah Qiang, who turned and shrank his head. The expression on his face became colder and colder. Suddenly, Uncle Nine smiled yinly, making everyone at the table creepy.
"Hey, Uncle Nine rarely laughs like this!"
"Yeah, yeah!"
"Last year he laughed like this and several died! It's true, I didn't lie to you!"
"Knife hidden in the smile!" Aqiang heard the terrible laughter of Uncle Nine, the goose bumps were all up, he shrank his head and turned back, took the spring gloves with automatic punches that were still on Uncle Nine's legs, and took it with a bitter face. Smiled: "Master, this thing is not fun, I will buy you another fun one."
"Okay, but you don't need to come back here anymore. After buying it, go home and wait for me to play with you!" Uncle Nine looked at A Qiang with a cold face.
"Oh!" A Qiang replied, stood up and walked out with a bitter expression.
"Sorry, bad guys are stubborn, let you guys read the jokes!" Uncle Nine watched Aqiang walk out, then clasped his fists and laughed.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Everyone said they didn't dare, and they didn't dare to touch Uncle Nine's brow.
"Uncle Nine, today is your birthday, and I have nothing to prepare. This piece of jade is given to Uncle Nine. I hope you will be as good as the East China Sea and live longer than the Nanshan!" Seeing that the atmosphere was somewhat depressed, I sat and watched the scene for a long time. Ye Xuan then took out a jade pendant from his arms and handed it to Uncle Nine.
"Oh, what a beautiful piece of mutton fat white jade!"
"What a beautiful carver!"
Uncle Nine saw the jade handed over by Ye Xuan and was taken aback, then shook his head and pushed the jade pendant back, saying: "No, no, this gift is too expensive, I can't accept it, brother Ye should put it away!"
"I haven't recovered the things I gave out, Uncle Nine, you should accept it!" Ye Xuan sent the jade pendant over.
"No, no!" Uncle Nine insisted not to accept it.
"Today is the birthday of Uncle Nine. There is no reason not to accept gifts. This must be accepted." Ye Xuan did not intend to take it back.
The two pushed around, and finally, Uncle Nine, who couldn't refuse, put the jade pendant away~IndoMTL.com~ I plan to return it to Ye Xuan after the birthday banquet is over.
"Come, come, come, drink, drink!"
The dishes came quickly, and everyone was chatting while eating and drinking.
Happiness! ---
Suddenly, there was a thunderous applause from downstairs, which suddenly surprised the upstairs.
"Why is there so noisy downstairs!" Uncle Nine frowned as he listened to the applause coming from downstairs.
"So happy, it must be a running water table, come, eat, eat!" said a squire while eating.
Only Ye Xuan picks up the corners of his mouth while picking up dishes. He knows that Aqiang must have been raised by two ghosts raised by Mao Shanming, but he is not good to Aqiang's senses, and he is willing to see him being taught a lesson.
Everyone also drank a glass of wine, and suddenly, A Qiang's voice came over: "Master, help, help!"
"Not good!" Hearing the voice of his apprentice, Uncle Nine immediately got up from the chair and rushed out. (To be continued..) u