Sun God Marvel Chapter 1768: Hubeng dog friends gag

"Let me introduce, my dear sir. This is my good friend, you can call him the weasel. He is a good broker, and everyone you want can be found through him!"

According to the principle that fat water does not flow out to outsiders, Deadpool screams his best friend in. He felt that the government's price tag was good. If he found a qualified manpower, he would give him 200,000. He made it clear that he was the wrongdoer who came to the door. He was a bit sorry for not slaughtering him.

But he obviously ignored the thoughts of his friends. As a mercenary broker, weasel prefers to deal with mercenaries who have to think about credit even for a glass of beer, and does not want to do business with a powerful group such as the government.

He came out of his trust in Deadpool and heard that Deadpool said there was a big business coming to his door. But when he saw that the so-called big business was dealing with the government, and that the government figures who appeared in front of him were actually Maria Hill, a big figure who appeared in the news, his legs were soft and his heart was trembling .

He turned his face in public and walked away, he had no such courage. He knew very well that as long as he dared to hit the government's face like this, then it didn't take long for FBI people to take their own skin off. But let him just accept the government's orders, his heart is not so willing.

I want to know with my butt, how troublesome the government has to rely on outsiders to solve things. Maybe it's the same as wiping the buttocks paper after the large size. After the task is completed, I don't even bother to glance at it. These participants and insiders will be missing.

Of course, the weasel did n’t want to be on the government ’s missing list for no reason, but he could n’t pull back because he could n’t find an excuse. So he could only vent his anger on the deadpool.

"Wade, you chrysanthemum sore bastard! This is what you told me. Introducing a good business with one person earning US $ 50,000? Why did n’t your mother tell me that this business is dealing with the government If I know that this job is to deal with people in the government, I swear, even if you give me a benefit of 100,000, 200,000, I will never come over! This is simply taking my small Fate kidding! "

"Relax, Mate, things are not as bad as you think!"

Putting on the shoulders of his base friend, the Deadpool began to appease his emotions.

"Look at me and I know that I did a lot of dirty work for the government, but am I still alive and well? You have to believe me, Mate. With our relationship, I will not treat you Take it to the fire pit. And besides, when we have known each other for so long, when did I lie to you? "

The confidence shown by the Deadpool is full, and for this attitude, the Weasel, a broker who has always been realistic, sighed and said one by one.

"Wade. We've known each other for more than ten years. Please don't take this out to insult my IQ?"

"Far first, let ’s talk about things in recent years. Last week, you invited people in the bar to drink and spent three thousand dollars. I thought you were generous and generous, who knows you It was fake banknotes! You used fake banknotes to take my wine to invite others, just because the **** said your **** is very sexy! Please, if you like to listen to such words, I can also tell you ! "

"This is fine. Last time, it was the most terrible. You told me that you have a brother who needs ignition support. I believe it and opened my own private arsenal to you You can take it as you please. As a result, this arms was transported directly to India by you. Do n’t you **** know that the whole world is cracking down on the arms transport channel to India Hydra? Quickly, get all the evidence against me, maybe I was found by the CIA at that time, and then hanged directly for treason! "

"You **** lied to me again and again, and now you actually ask me, when did you deceive me. Wade, don't your conscience hurt when you say this?"

Maybe Wade was injured so many times that the weasel began to wave his arms involuntarily when he was here, and gave up a lot of spit to the deadpool Face.

Of course, Deadpool has a hood on his face, and he does n’t care about such a small problem. So now, he hugged the weasel vigorously and said this to him in a very moving tone.

"If you do n’t tell me these things, I even forget that I have done so many bad things to you. I only found out now, Mate, you really love Uncle Wade. If it ’s not because I have already With my wife, I will definitely marry you! "

"Go to your mother, Wade. I like women, and they are beautiful women. If I see your face like an avocado burnt with oil at night, my mother will spit it out. Also, take your hand away from my butt, especially your finger. Oh, you bastard, you dare to poke in! "

The weasel who has been dealing with mercenaries for a long time will certainly not be so pleasant to talk about, but Wade has already been used to the way these people speak, so he does not pay much attention to these words of the weasel. It's just that he doesn't care if it doesn't mean that others don't care. For Maria Hill, who is in a high position all the year round, the weasel's words are really too uncomfortable.

She doesn't like the weasel tone of the lower ribs with dirty words everywhere, and she doesn't like the greasy character like weasel. Especially when he and the dead waiter insulted and ridiculed each other in this way, she felt more and more that this group of people were not very tuned.

Anyway, her task is a national event and a major threat that Stark will focus on. She was not relieved to let her put such a heavy burden on this kind of character recommended by the uncomfortable broker. So at the moment, she said straight to the two who were playing treasure.

"Mr. Wilson. You took me to this place specially, is it to introduce such a person to me? If so, then I can only say that I am disappointed. Because I do n’t think you recommend it to me This person can provide me with suitable candidates. Mercenaries who simply sell their lives for money cannot cope with my needs! "

It is normal for high-level government officials to ignore these war hyenas. It's just that the deadpool, who is a member of the war hyena itself, will not let them be buried. So at the moment, he retorted indignantly.

"What ’s wrong with mercenaries, ca n’t the mercenaries win the battle? Do n’t forget who laid the US situation in the Middle East, it ’s our mercenaries. Do n’t forget who helped you run away the British. , The one who founded this country is also our mercenary! I am proud of this status, and I am also proud of this status. If you do n’t need our mercenaries, you can go to the so-called national elites. See if they can Complete your mission, complete your mission! "

Rarely, Wade actually said something inspiring. In this regard, don't look at the great weeding of the Wade before the weasel, but at this time, he still stood up immediately and firmly showed the attitude of the same front as Wade.

"Yes, we also have dignity, even if you are a government person, you can't just stigmatize and degrade us!"

Deadpool behaves like this, although it is very abnormal, but it is somewhat understandable. For a Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, it is acceptable to challenge anyone. But weasel is different. Anyone who knows the weasel knows that this is a soft egg. It's a guy who can threaten him and make him soft immediately. At this time, he actually showed such toughness to the government he was most afraid of in the past. This is a situation that no one can think of.

The same is true for Deadpool, so immediately, he secretly asked him in the ear of the weasel.

"Mate, what's the matter with you, did you take drugs? I just urged my brain and shouted a few words, I just forgot what I just forgot. I didn't expect you to support me at this time, you are like this It will be targeted by the stingy woman on the opposite side! Do n’t blame me for not reminding you that if you are targeted by her, you ca n’t even run even if you want to run. ”

"Shut up, you bastard. Since you brought this guy over, I have n’t been able to run away. I ’ve seen CCTV and my bar is surrounded by FBI. Now I ’m just It ’s impossible to quit. In this case, I might as well do this business. You also said, this is a big fat sheep. As long as I complete this business, I can enjoy a lot of peace and stability. Years! "

The two people whispered, and very experienced they were not heard by Maria Hill sitting opposite them. Even if I heard it, Maria Hill didn't care. She only cared about some other issues.

"Okay, maybe what you said really makes sense. But in the final analysis, it depends on personal ability and quality. I can give you a chance, Mr. Weasel. As long as you can provide me enough High-quality candidates, then I am happy to withdraw what I have just said, and provide you with an intermediary fee to your satisfaction! "

"Is this ridiculous?" When we mention the money, the weasel suddenly reveals a veritable expression. He rubbed his hands and said to Maria almost impatiently. "Ma'am, you can trust me. I can tell from Wade's buddy that I have a lot of high-quality personnel. They may not be as powerful as Wade, but it will not be worse. As long as you Can provide enough satisfactory commissions and intermediary fees, I guarantee that I will be able to give you an explanation to your satisfaction! "

The way the weasel speaks is not like a vernacular, and sometimes Maria Hill has to admit that snakes have snakes and rats have rats. Guys like them crawling in the gutter can sometimes come up with something that surprises them.

She did n’t intend to consume the precious power of the country today, but she intended to find another way to solve the difficult problem in front of her. And now, since the weasel dared to fight this package ticket, she would not mind giving him a chance to show himself. So now, she nodded to the weasel and said.

"Sir, it is useless. If you really intend to convince me, then take out the resources in your hands. I only look at the results and only respect the facts I see, understand? "

"Of course, of course. I just do n’t know what kind of talent you need such a noble person? I have mercenaries who have been through battles from the Gulf War to the Iraq War. Of course, If you want to find those who have special abilities and can perform some extraordinary tasks, I can also provide you with a certain candidate. But at this price, it must be calculated separately! "

"The price is not counted? But I gave an intermediary fee of 200,000 per person. Isn't this enough to satisfy your appetite?"

Although I have a certain right to government funds ~ IndoMTL.com ~ I can write a check at will. But Maria Hill doesn't want to be the kind of injustice that is meant to be slaughtered casually. So immediately, she raised her eyebrows and questioned the weasel.

And for this, the weasel was stunned for a moment, then immediately grabbed the dead waiter around him, and spit out at him.

"Wade, you bastard. You **** got so much oil out of the middle. You only gave me 50,000 for the 200,000 business, why don't you **** die!"

"Okay, my dear weasel, do n’t let others underestimate you. Is n’t it just over a hundred thousand dollars? It ’s exciting to see you. It ’s almost the face of our mercenaries. Do n’t forget us Identity. Follow me, we are noble mercenaries, we do n’t care about this little money! "

"Little money, Wade, do you tell me this is little money? Do you know how much money you owe me in all these years? I tell you that you only owe me a total of 32,243 yuan. Over the years, I have not had the patience to demand this account from you. And now, you actually withdrew a hundred thousand from my business in one breath. Tell me, how do you have the heart to hurt me like this! "

The weasel was obviously not fooled by Wade ’s fooling. On the contrary, he maintained a high degree of sobriety in the face of money. However, the relationship between him and Wade has always been very delicate. Because in attacking both sides, he has always played the role of receiving.

Everyone who knows the weasel knows it. Weasel is the kind of Wade who pits me thousands of times, and I treat Wade as his first love. Don't look at how badly he is calling now, as long as Wade is slightly soft and playing an emotional card, he will immediately go happily with Wade as a base friend.

This is the norm, and the situation is as usual, no surprises.

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