Super Thrilling Live Broadcast Chapter 45: Are you kidding me?
Chapter 45 Are you here to be funny?
"Thousand-legged Gu is as quick as lightning, and as poisonous as a gust of wind. If the bitten part is not cut off immediately, it will spread all over the body. You only have a quarter of an hour left to live." Waving my hand, the Gu worm fell from my arm after completing its mission, and crawled back, very spiritual.
"Brother Jian!" Ergou was worried about my safety and trotted over, but he turned my arm and found that the blue-black color just now gradually faded, and finally turned into a drop of black blood flowing out from the plum blossom wound on my wrist.
I was also baffled, and patted Ergou on the shoulder: "Don't be nervous, being bitten by this bug, not only does it not hurt, but it feels refreshed."
Turning around and looking at the black robe, in my eyes, he has become a Miao doctor who hangs the pot to help the world and cares about the common people in the world, and he is completely incompatible with the vicious and vicious Gu master.
"Slap your face swollen to make you fat, I think you can still laugh when your toxicity flares up?" The black robe found that I was alive and kicking and still had time to comfort others. A red and black clay pot.
"Miao people can only raise nine Gu worms in a lifetime, and the first Gu gnat that is fed with blood essence is the natal Gu! Boy, if you can die under this Gu, you can rest in peace."
Since taking out the black and red pottery pot, the aura of the black robe has become more fierce and strange, and a sense of sinister and evil lingers all over his body.
The poisonous Gu in the pot is definitely not a worm. Seeing his posture, I became suspicious and dared not act rashly.
A dozen pairs of eyes stared at the palm of the black robe, and he did not disappoint everyone. After silently reciting the mantra, the surface of the clay pot became more bloody, and a huge moth pushed open the lid and flew into the sky.
It was no ordinary moth, the size of a palm, with six wings flapping, and a strangely smiling human face on its back.
"Natural Poison Gu—Human Face Moth!"
I don't know if it's my illusion, but after this bug appeared, the already dark back alley became more gloomy, the neon lights outside were distorted, and there were catkin-like things floating in the air.
"Hold your breath! There is poison in the air!" I hurriedly covered my mouth and nose, but it was too late, my nose seemed to have inhaled something, and my throat was itchy.
Turning around, the two dogs behind him, including Shi Youfu who was farther away, were all faceted like foie gras, pinching their own necks and knelt down on the ground. They were gasping for breath, as if breathing was extremely difficult.
"Human face moth, one of the three yin and five evils, phosphorus powder is highly poisonous, if there is no antidote from me, you will suffocate to death in less than an hour." Everyone in the alley collapsed to the ground crookedly, except for me, all of them lost the ability to move.
"Ergou!" He strangled his neck fiercely, Ergou's fingers gripped the soil on the ground, looking very painful, but I just felt a little itchy throat when I also inhaled the phosphorous powder.
Yes, that's all.
"Am I invulnerable to all kinds of poisons? Or if I drank too much waste oil, can I be immune to vaccines?" There was no logic at all, I picked up the brick and walked towards the black robe.
It doesn't matter what dirty tricks he has, let's subdue him first.
"You can still move? Even I have some admiration for your perseverance." Behind the black robe's hands, there was a rare appreciation on his face: "Forget it, if you can walk five steps safely, I can consider giving it to you." You are a comfortable way to die."
After he finished speaking, he actually started to count my steps: "Counting Gu in your body, moving forcibly will only speed up your death. The blood will flow, and the toxins and insect eggs will take root in every corner of your body. You walk The faster you go, the more pain you will suffer when you fall."
"Five steps have passed." The black robe shook his head, and slowly closed his eyes: "Thousands of insects devour the heart, seven orifices bleed, I can already foresee your tragic death."
What the black-robed Gu Master said makes my heart shudder, but there is nothing unusual about my body. I took five steps boldly, and there was nothing wrong with my body, even my throat was healed. If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, I could even sing a song.
"No? Ergou and the others are really in pain, why is the poisonous Gu not useful to me at all?" I stared blankly at the plum blossom wound on my wrist: "Could it be because of the plum blossom Gu from the underworld show?"
Only from the appearance, the plum blossom Gu in the underworld show is like a dragon, with strange horns on its head, and its level should be much higher than that of the black-robed Gu: "Could it be that the plum blossom Gu is too domineering, and my body can already tolerate it?" No other Gu worms?"
Thinking about the problem in his heart, he has walked more than ten steps without knowing it, and the distance from the black robe is only one or two meters away.
Hearing footsteps, the black robe opened his eyes: "What?! Why aren't you dead?"
His somewhat gloomy voice sounded a bit rustic to me: "Brother, I'm also very curious, why doesn't my waist hurt and my legs don't feel sore anymore after being poisoned by you? Walking so far in one breath, swinging a brick is still so powerful!"
"You're not an ordinary person! You're also a Gu Master?!" The black robe whimpered, then took a step back suddenly: "I didn't expect to meet someone of the same kind here, well, according to the Gu Master's rules, I want to follow the Gu Master's rules." You fight Gu!"
He waved his hands, and three clay pots fell out of the black robe, and the finished characters were placed in front of him: "Bright Gu!"
"Huh?" To be honest, if it weren't for Ergou and the others who are dying now, I would have 100% thought that the guy in front of me was a patient with severe secondary disease, and I didn't know who he was in cosplay with all the clothes on.
"The word Gu is torn apart, the upper worm and the lower dish, the yin becomes a worm, and the falling dish becomes a Gu! Three yin and five misfortunes..." the black robe muttered, and I had already walked in front of him by this time.
"Brother, please simplify the incantation next time. You see, I am already in front of you, and you haven't finished reciting it yet. Isn't it a bit embarrassing?"
The face of the black robe, who has always maintained everyone's demeanor, changed suddenly. He was about to raise his index finger to drip blood into the jar, and I swung it over with a single brick!
"Boom!" Covering his bleeding head, the stubborn Gu Master fell to the ground and still chanted incantations, he tried to reach his clay pot with trembling, skinny arms.
"You and your last stubbornness are beyond my comprehension." A grab pinned him to the ground, and he lifted the black robe. Inside was a thin middle-aged man, who looked a bit wretched.
"Impossible! How can you be completely safe from the poison in your body! This is absolutely impossible!"
"What are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail? Hurry up and detoxify my brother, or you will look good to me." I was subdued so simply and rudely.
"Your life is not long, and the poison is fatal! You will die within a quarter of an hour. Miao Jiang's voodoo is unrivaled in the world. You don't know when you are about to die?"
The black robe pointed at me and yelled at me, I ignored him lazily, raised the brick, and slapped him twice on the forehead: "Return to Miaojiang's voodoo? Do you still dominate the world? If you don't go to detoxify, I will do it now." Take a lighter and roast your bugs."
A few bricks down, the effect is immediate, the black robe honestly detoxified Ergou and the others one by one.
"Brother Jian, you are amazing. I almost thought I was going to die just now." This black robe is really capable. .
After detoxifying everyone, those security guards squatted in the corner with their heads in their hands, not even daring to fart.
Their boss, Shi Youfu, was also smiling all over his face. The fierceness just now was completely gone, as if he was a different person: "Misunderstanding, brother, this is all a misunderstanding!"
He stuffed all the money in his pocket to Ergou, watched me take out a cigarette, and hurried over to light the fire. His obsequious appearance reminded me of a famous historical figure——Hearsen.
"Brother, I smashed your shop. That's what the higher-ups told me. We're just running errands. We have no power or influence. We can only take orders. We all eat this food. I'm sorry, if there is any loss , you tell me, brother, I will pay you right now."
Shi Youfu, who is in his early forties, opened his mouth, one was blind, one was blind, and one closed his mouth, and one brother spared his life. His attitude was too good. After he handed over half of his savings, Ergou and I didn't make it too difficult for him.
Telling them to leave quickly, a dozen or so people surrounded Mr. Gu who was squatting in a corner, his black robe was torn, and he was quite embarrassed.
"They can leave, but you can't." I asked Ergou to pull him out, leaving a pair of black underpants.
"My boy." The younger brothers were also dumbfounded. They found more than a dozen cloth bags and seven clay pots of different sizes from this man, and they didn't know how he put them in them. .
The mighty and domineering Gu master a few minutes ago is now naked holding a newspaper to cover his chest, squatting in a corner, like a little girl who has just been bullied.
"Since it falls into your hands, you can kill or cut it as you like!"
"I said buddy, don't look at me with such unlovely and unwilling to die eyes, we won't do anything to you, but I just want to ask you a few questions." Throw Mr. Gu In the van, we drove back to Tingtang Road.