Superhero Comic – Overlord’s Path: 6. Earth trip
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"Thor, the rainbow bridge theory you told me yesterday is simply not true! The basis of its formation is not in line with modern science ..."
Jane waved the notebook in her hand and shouted to the Thor who just got up, and was choked back by Thor in one sentence:
"Midgard people, what you call modern science, in my opinion, is simply the ancient knowledge that should be thrown into the pile of old paper."
Thor said arrogantly and disdainfully: "Even if my astrology had never received the award from my mother since I was a child, I can see that your so-called scholarship is full of mistakes. Great, with these wrong theories, civilization can be developed to this level, but that's all. "
He picked up the beer that Eric had bought for him, took a sip, and moaned comfortably:
"This wine is light like water, but it can also be barely imported. Maybe I should introduce Loki to you, but he is a master of astrology of Asgard. Of course, a woman like you might fall within a day. In his charm, Loki is very good at dealing with women, Hahaha Ha. "
He was sitting by the window in short sleeves. After laughing, he looked at the scenery outside the window, but fell into silence again. He drank silently, and his face was full of sadness that did n’t need to be told. Jane, who was so angry, couldn't help but sigh.
"What's wrong? Thor."
"I can't go back, Jane."
Thor did n’t look back, he just looked at the desert outside the window so dumbly, he whispered:
"I do n’t have a home anymore, I ran into my father, I called him an old confused, God, I should n’t have said that, he loved me so much, and my mother, and my Brother ... I wo n’t go back anymore, I ca n’t ride Tianma in Mercedes-Benz Asa, I ca n’t hunt in the forest of Alfheim with Hogan, and I ca n’t go to barbecue with Schiff anymore ... Gosh, I lost all this. "
Jane ’s expression is somewhat weird. Although Thor has always emphasized that he is a prince from Asgard during these 2 days of getting along, to be honest, no one, including Daisy, who is crazy, believes his words, they only Knowing that Thor is rude, very good at playing, and still a very drinkable guy, but last night, after he demolished the only bar in the town to protect Daisy who was molested by drunkards, no one was with him. Drinking.
However, the consequence of this incident is that after Daisy and Eric released him from the police station, he smoothly integrated into this group that he did not match at all, and is now an astronomical scientist Eric He Jian's security guard and the person who was responsible for moving things when they went out to collect the stars.
Although Jane thinks that the spirit of Thor's is a bit abnormal, at least at this moment, the kind of sincere emotion that ca n’t be faked out of Thor makes Jane have a ridiculous and bold idea.
What if Thor ... is true?
What if he really is ... the prince of Asgard?
She looked down at her notebook. It was Eric who invited Thor to drink and eat barbecue last night. After drinking 10 bottles of beer, he was so happy that Xinshu painted a rainbow for them. The principle diagram of the bridge transmission, at first glance, this thing is like the theory of random packaging in the third-rate novels, but after throwing away all the scientific conclusions he knows, he accidentally finds that the distance of this thing is internal self-consistent of.
That is to say, as long as she can accept the specious astrological theory of Thor, this set of things can perfectly justify.
"You are just exiled, Thor."
Jane was silent for a moment, and she tried to comfort the strong man in front of her in a thoughtful way: "Being exiled means your father gave you a chance to repent, otherwise he will directly execute you, I think you It ’s time to cheer up, do n’t you say they can see you? Then show them, let them see that you have made a mistake, let them know that you are making changes, and let them pick you up. ”
She waved her hands, grabbed the beer in Thor's hand, threw it into the trash can, and akimbo:
"Instead of just knowing to drink and fight every day, what the prince should do ..."
"Well? For example?"
Thor is not stupid, he is just too lazy to use his brain, in fact, any person with power has this problem, for example, Cyber is like this, all the problems encountered can be solved with a hammer, but also brain God horse?
"For example ... for helping others."
Jane thought about it, came up with a very bad statement, so bad that she couldn't even see it by herself.
But at this time, Daisy, the crazy girl, rushed into the room and shouted to the two of them: "Hi, buddy/waiter, why are you still here, come on, someone found a thing in the desert, They are in the game, I have signed up for the powerful Thor Prince, the bonus is a full 40,000 yuan! We have fun to do. "
At the same time, the other side.
"So, is this your way?"
Strange looked at it with a headache, and it almost became a desert rally scene. He turned to look at the man in black, Phil.Coulson with black frame glasses reached out and pushed his glasses, and said with a smile on his face:
"Of course, the best way to find a person is never to search by yourself. My Archmage Master, you have to find a way to let him come to you ... Forty thousand yuan, people here will take this The news spreads ten times and ten times. If the stowaway is still nearby, he will jump out of his own. After all, this is something from the same place as him ... "
"But will S.H.I.E.L.D. let us do this?"
Strange is holding tea and sitting in the car, watching the crowd of people outside the window: "Are n’t they worried about the truth behind this incident?"
"No, they want us to do this."
The former S.H.I.E.L.D.8 agent has a very deceptive smile: "Mr. Master, you have been isolated from the world for too long, and you will only use the same old ways to protect secrets. Now the popular way is to put it on the people. In front of them, those people will take the initiative to help you make up a lot of "truths" that you can't think of, and the true truth will be ignored by them because they are too dull. Believe me, we have always done this. "
He picked up the coffee, looked around, and lowered his voice:
"And they have already come, they are hiding in the crowd, they are also looking for that person, once he reveals the clues, they will pounce and knock him down!"
Coulson is right. At a gathering of at least 400 people, Agent Hewitt in a suit is unremarkable, and the agents who followed him are hidden in the crowd, always paying attention to those who are with A different guy, in the center of these lively crowds, is a black warhammer fixed on a stone. It seems that as long as he reaches out his hand, he can be removed from the stone.
An old man with sunglasses waving banknotes in his hand shouted loudly into the microphone:
"Try $ 5 once! Who can raise it up, the bonus is $ 40,000!"
A lot of green dollar bills are placed on the table next to it. No one can believe it, but people are all greedy for profit, and it is not expensive to try once. Maybe you got it yourself?
People, it ’s often that we are full of weird confidence in ourselves, always thinking that we can do things that others ca n’t, so the people who line up to send money line up the warhammer several times, and everyone goes up Mobilize, but in the end they are all unhappy.
Strange has been verified, this thing is fixed directly on the continental shelf with magic power, that is to say, unless you can destroy the continental shelf with one blow, otherwise you can only honestly try according to the mystical method .. . That is, the test of the Warhammer to see if it recognizes you.
And even if it is not fixed, the Mjor nir, Thor ’s hammer, which was forged in the core of the dead star, has an initial weight of tens of tons, which is not something that ordinary people can lift.
"Director, I have tested it."
Hairhead, a bald agent, glanced at the black warhammer from a distance, and reported to the S.H.I.E.L.D. director Fury in New York in the headset: "The material that makes up the warhammer does not exist in the periodic table of the elements, and is weak. Radioactivity, and the density inside this warhammer exceeds any metal on earth Creations, it is already certain that it is from an alien planet, and we are now monitoring New Mexico for 24 hours to try to find its owner. "
"Then it's really like the legend, can't people who are not recognized can pick it up?"
Fury is also a little curious. Hellwitt definitely said: "Yes, we tried it with military armored vehicles last night. Even if three armored vehicles are started together, there is no way to make it move ... this is already It ’s not a matter of sheer weight. Director, according to the explanation of the master of Kamar-Taj, this thing is fixed by magic. Those who are not recognized ca n’t move it. It ’s completely useless for us ... even the sharpest. The laser knife ca n’t cut even a trace of material. "
"Well ... keep watching, Agent Silvert, you stay there for 2 days, and if there is no progress, return to New York. The advancement of the" Insight Plan "needs someone to preside!"
"Okay, Director!"
At the same time that Agent Hewitt called, Daisy brought the car, carrying Thor and Jane to the event. There were too many people, they could only stand in the car and look out, and the move was not Striking because everyone around you is doing it.
People, regardless of nationality, actually have the characteristics of onlookers. The more people, the more people will be onlookers.
"Look, that's the one! The hammer embedded in the stone!"
Daisi handed the mini telescope in her hand to Jane, pointing in the direction of the hammer and saying, "They said it was discovered a few days ago, and there was nothing to move it with, and then someone with good deeds organized this contest. , The bonus from the initial $ 500 quickly mentioned 40,000 US dollars, Thor, as long as you can move it a little bit, then 40,000 US dollars will be ours! "
Dai Xi waved her hand excitedly, she patted Thor's strong chest: "I have never seen a guy with more strength than you."
But there is no iconic smile on Thor's face ... his fist could not help clenching at this moment.
"Thor, what's wrong?"
Jan Minrui discovered that Thor's was not right. This strong man exuded a temperament that made her feel strange, and she asked: "Do you know that?"
"That ’s Mjor nir! My warhammer ... a symbol of my identity!"
Thor was awakened. He hugged Jane with a happy face and turned around in the carriage, screaming at the girl. Thor put Jane down and said aloud: "You are right, Jane, I The father did not give up on me, that is the opportunity he left me ... I ’m going to pull it out, I ’m going back to Asgard! "
After he finished, he jumped down, intending to rush directly into the crowd, but was stopped by Jane.
"Do n’t be impulsive! Thor!"
Jane whispered: "Can't be now!"
"Why!"
Thor looked anxiously at the Warhammer close by, and he whispered, "Why can't it be now?"
"Here are mortals, Thor, do you seem to make yourself known to everyone? If your father is watching all this, he certainly does not want this to be too much, and ... the most The important thing is! "
Jane does n’t know why she blocked Thor, but she is a smart woman, and she quickly wants a statement. She said in the ear of Thor:
"Do you have to admit your mistakes in front of these mortals? Under the watch of so many people, admit that you are a loser?"
This sentence has a wonderful effect on the arrogant alien prince, he nodded suddenly:
"You are right, Jane, the majesty of the Asgard gods must be maintained ... Then we will come back at night, anyway, it is there, it is impossible for mortals to lift my warhammer, it ’s only me Can be picked up with my father. "
Thor happily got into the car, and under the direction of relieved Jane, and the displeased Daisy, returned to the town, but where he did n’t notice, several pairs of eyes, already Noticed this guy who is not quite the same as the earthman.