Supreme Naruto Chapter 162: This fart is poisonous
There is a saying that is good.
It's a pleasure to die for a while, and the crematorium is in a blink of an eye.
Naruto ate fart candy for Shizune's front foot, and Shizune gave Naruto a palm of medical ninjutsu on his back foot.
What is chaotic rush?
It is the use of chakra medical ninjutsu. It converts chakra in the body into electrons to generate an electric field, and then penetrates into the body of a patient or enemy, thereby disrupting the nervous system.
For the patient, it can block the nerve paralysis effect of pain, and for the enemy, it can disturb the nervous system and disrupt the coordination of the body.
For example, you want to walk, but your fist is clenched, and you want to punch, but your foot is raised.
Naruto's current state is the latter.
He wanted to laugh, but the feedback from his nerves was coughing, and his lungs were about to be coughed out...
In the end, he had no choice but to pinch himself, but instead he raised his hand and slapped him to the side.
Fortunately, this palm landed on Jing Yin's chest.
Tsunade didn't stop him, he was not afraid of big troubles when he watched the excitement, "Oh..."
Jiraiya was distorted by Tsunade and subconsciously said: "Oh!"
Then the cute dolphin learned: "Oh... hoo..."
Mute's eyes widened.
Naruto was so desperate, he subconsciously withdrew his hand, but his hand went forward instead...
Although Shizune has almost no breasts, she is a girl anyway.
Naturally, after reacting, Naruto had to give Naruto a counter-grab and throw over his shoulder.
Then the newly repaired carriage broke through a hole again with a "boom!"
Naruto rolled from the ground, so that his face fell to the ground.
Fortunately, when he wanted to raise his head, he kicked his foot down, and then Naruto's reaction force spiraled into the air, and then he sat on the ground at 360 degrees...
Stand up?
Sorry I can't stand up...
Naruto felt that he could not control his body at all.
Because he found out what the order was that he couldn't find out.
When he tried to raise his head for the second time, he did it manually.
When I tried to raise my head for the third time, my head hit the ground...
Simply speaking, no matter what commands his nerve reflexes issue, his body responds randomly.
This is a pain in the ass.
So Naruto lay obediently on the ground.
When the carriage stopped, someone came to rescue him.
Tsunade said to Shizune: "Quickly undo the ninjutsu on Naruto, Naruto is not in good health yet."
Although Shizune was not reconciled, she was not willing to disobey Tsunade's order, and roughly reorganized Naruto's nervous system.
Naruto breathed a sigh of relief, and explained sincerely: "Sister Jingyin, I really didn't mean it just now, I didn't want to model your breasts, and besides, your **** are still big before they come, there is nothing to touch. "
"Pfft!" Tsunade sprayed.
Zi Lai also turned black...
Mute...the whole person is blackened...
At the next moment, he struck out with another blow.
However, Naruto is on guard. Although his body is not fully healed and cannot use chakra, Naruto's physical strength is also extremely strong.
So he dodged Shi Jing's palm flexibly.
Continue to say sincerely: "I really didn't mean it."
Ming Yin put his left hand horizontally in front of his body, revealing a hidden weapon with several needle barrels, and pulled an elastic thread with his right hand, and then "haha...duh!"
Several flying needles are fan-shaped like Naruto attacking.
Naruto's power erupted again, and the Eight Doors Dunjia could not be opened. Naruto's vision was no different from that of ordinary people.
Therefore, it is impossible to catch the trajectory of the hidden weapon with the naked eye.
However, Naruto can judge the path of the hidden weapon according to the direction of the pinhole of the hidden weapon in Jing Yin's hand.
Again, dodge flexibly.
Five minutes later, Jing Yin saw that he had no choice but Naruto finally stopped.
Tsubunate reconciled: "Okay, Naruto, hurry up and give the antidote to Mute."
Mute's desperate fart crash sound effect has not stopped at this time, and the more intense strawberry smell...
Shizune also looked at Naruto, she was so ashamed that she farted so much as a girl and wanted to find a place to bury herself.
However, Naruto scratched his head and said with a smile: "There is no antidote..."
For a moment, Tsunade's eyes widened, Shizune once again fell into the brink of collapse.
Tsunade remedied: "The effect of the medicine is almost gone?"
Naruto blinked, and whispered: "The effect of the medicine is not long, just twenty-four hours..."
The voice became smaller and smaller, because he couldn't help but ran away again when he saw Jing Jing.
Fortunately, Tsunade stopped Shiute in time, and a human tragedy was avoided.
Then said to Naruto: "Then...the medicine is still there?"
The effect of Naruto's medicine is too damaging, it is impossible for a girl to fart for 24 hours continuously.
Even if it doesn't stink, you still want to die.
So it is better to prepare the antidote quickly.
Naruto's left hand touched the storage ninja tool on his right wrist, and then a candy appeared in Naruto's hand.
"This durian flavor, or?"
Durian...
The corners of Jing Yin's mouth twitched, and there was a trace of rejoicing in his heart. Fortunately, Naruto didn't give him durian-flavored food, otherwise he would have committed seppuku...
Tsubunate nodded.
Naruto threw the sugar over.
As a result, Dolphin didn't know what was going on in his head, so he jumped up and swallowed the candy...
To play...
"Boom!" Pigs can't hold back their farts.
That's why the sound of fart collapse is extremely strange...
Also accompanied by the smell of durian...
"Boom! Boom!" The single sound was replaced by a double sound.
The collapse is called hearty.
It's still emitting yellow smoke.
The yellow smoke spread into the horse's nose, and the horse followed suit.
Naruto was so excited, he subconsciously held his breath the moment he saw the yellow smoke again.
In addition, the direction of the wind is blowing from Naruto to the front, so he escaped a disaster.
Silai didn't have such good luck, and he didn't know if it was out of curiosity. He sniffed it and pinched his nose.
But pinching his nose is not important anymore, what matters is that he smelled it, so the trio sounded.
No, the quartet, and the driver of the carriage.
The only survivors, Tsunade and Naruto, jumped to the tree, and said with a look of horror: "You fart candy is still contagious?"
Naruto breathed carefully and replied: "Maybe it's durian-flavored special-effect sugar, and the catalytic gas produced by it is a bit too much..."
Tsunate nodded, feeling that this should be the case.
"Poof..."
Huh? What's the sound?
Naruto looked at Tsunade and asked, "Sister Tsunade, did you fart just now?"
Tsunate blushed: "I didn't..."
But there was a second sound.
It's over... Tsunade is also poisoned...
Naruto ran away.
Standing blankly on the tree for a long time, Tsunade shouted hoarsely: "Naruto! Come back to me! I want to clean up the door!"
Naruto dared to stop and not look back, Sa Yazi ran fast.
He murmured: "It's over, it's over, sister Tsunade is offended too, I feel that this Konoha will not return, let's rebel against the village..."
But even if Naruto can use Chakra, his speed may not be as fast as Tsunade.
Now Naruto is still in the stage where he can't use Chakra.
As soon as he ran out of the three tree heads, he was caught by Tsunade.
Then hold Naruto's feet and hang upside down, holding Naruto in his hand.
Naruto's eyes were watery and his face was pitifully begging for mercy: "Sister Tsunade, I was wrong, please forgive me once..."
Tsunate smiled with a cold face: "Since I have also been recruited, you can't run away."
Speaking, Naruto was lifted behind Pufu's ass.
Naruto holds his breath, but how long can he hold his breath again.
Finally breathed.
He was breathing when Toufu was not farting, but he didn't know that Toufu was also waiting for him. With a loud "Boom!", Naruto was sprayed yellow...
The stench is so strong that it almost foams at the mouth.
After thirty seconds, Naruto couldn't help but start to fart...
"bu..."
The porcupine next to him cooperated contentedly and said: "Boom!"
Tsunade: "Poof..."
Mute: "噗~IndoMTL.com~噗......"
Jiraiya: "Boom..."
Horse: "Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The groom raised his buttocks: "Poof..."
Everyone got into the carriage, and a puff of yellow smoke rolled over where the carriage passed...
The weasel lying on the side of the grass took a sip, and then said: "Bang!"
Collapse into the rabbit hole behind you.
The rabbit fell down foaming at the mouth...
Rabbit: This fart is poisonous...