Tales of the Reincarnated Lord Chapter 22: Locke and Els (2)

Chapter 22 Locke and Els (2)

When Lorist saw Els for the second time, Els seemed to be ... streaking? If you ca n’t say anything, your body is covered with gypsum powder, and the breath of running is not streaking, then Lorist does n’t know what is streaking.

After one and a half months from the heroic rescue event, Lorist finally recovered from the pain of losing money. The Charade has also talked less recently, and its ears are much cleaner. Good luck is back. A Aristocrat(s) hired Lorist to perform one month of basic Sword Art training for his child with a salary of three gold fordes. This good thing was introduced to him by the college's Instructor Claude. The original Aristocrat(s) asked for Instructor Claude, but he said that he could not spare time and recommended Lorist.

That night, after two hours of Sword Art training for the Aristocrat(s) children, Lorist saw the night breeze, the autumn was uplifting, and the moment was hot, so he decided to go all the way back to the college and buy something for supper on the way.

As long as you turn around the corner on the front, Lorist remembers a small shop selling braised beef. Charade took him one or two times and it tastes good. Well, go buy some braised beef, and take a barrel of ale back to block Charade's mouth. Thinking about it, a person rushed out of the street corner in front of him, looking pale, and then again, it turned out to be naked.

I have a neurosis. Lorist quickly took a few steps aside, preparing to avoid the oncoming lunatic.

Who knows that when this lunatic ran by, he took a look at Lorist and stopped, turned and grabbed Lorist's shoulder, and shouted happily, "Oh, it's you brother, great, help the old Brother, do me a favor. You can borrow this outer cape and use it. "

This sound is a bit familiar. Lorist originally wanted to get rid of it. After listening to the sound, I looked at it carefully, huh? Isn't this Els? The body is covered with gypsum powder, running out of breath, and sweat and stains forming an abstract pattern on the body.

"What's the matter with you?" Lorist was surprised. I haven't heard of any community organization leader who is a fan of street performance art.

"Don't mention it, I missed betting with someone. You covered me with this outer cloak, hurry up." Els urged.

Well, this outer cloak was originally to prevent light rain at night. Tonight, the moon is fine and the weather is fine. Then lend it to him.

Lorist unfastens the outer cloak and puts on Els again. Els turned around and continued to run, but kindly reminded: "You can also run, otherwise it will be too late."

What am I running, I'm not neurotic ... Lorist turns around, and then gets dumbfounded ...

When did a large group of people turn around on the corner of the street, holding the stick of a bamboo stick and a stove, and a water spoon, what are you planning to do? It's so late, wouldn't you be ready for street cleaning?

I haven't waited for Lorist to understand what is going on, but I heard the crowd shouting: "They are a group ..." "He gave his clothes to that gangster ..." "Shit him ..." "Don't let him run away ..." "Catch him ..."

So the Lorist was surrounded by water, and the broom, bamboo pole, water spoon, etc. smashed over. While reaching out to protect his head, Lorist shouted: "Stop ... what are you doing ... what the **** is going on? ..."

In the mess, I only heard "chuck him ..." "... the bathroom ... peek ..." "... comrades ..." and so on.

Lorist wanted to fight back, but he found that none of these people who were hitting him had Battle Qi, all ordinary people. This time, he is not good enough to fight back, but if he can't control it, he will kill someone. In desperation, Lorist had no choice but to take care of Battle Qi, and was beaten hard.

An old lady finally squeezed forward with a water spoon, looked at Lorist and said, "Withdraw Battle Qi."

"What?" Lorist couldn't understand.

"I said let you remove the Battle Qi bodyguard!" said the old lady loudly.

"What do you want to do?"

"How can I teach you if you don't withdraw Battle Qi, old arms and legs, tired and panicked without hitting you a few times, driving Battle Qi does not tickle you!" Is teaching grandson.

At this time, the people next to us were tired and stopped. They only knew that they were beating inside. No one knew. Some people outside were holding the guy in their hands so that they could not be separated from north to south. Qing, just chanting there: "What about the little thief?" "Catch it ..." "Bring it out and bring it out ..."

Lorist saw that everything next to him ceased, and he was relieved. He withdrew Battle Qi and said to the old lady, "Okay, but how is this ........."

After I finished speaking, I saw the bottom of a water spoon getting bigger in front of my eyes, and a "dang" slammed into the eyes well, and Venus fluttered in front of me. Alas, it hurts, but I heard the old lady scolding: "Tell you not to learn well ..."

"嘭" one more time, "Let you run a female bathroom peek ..."

"咚" "I asked you to put a plaster figure ..."

Lorist had wanted to use Battle Qi to protect her body after being hit for the first time, but she was discouraged as soon as the old lady scolded her to run in the female bathroom to peek and install a plaster figure. Finally understand why Els is still streaking. My day, Els, you wait for me ...

"I'm not right! It's not me ... hate ..." The voice of Lorist sounded so miserable.

Lorist sturdyly hit the old lady with a spoonful of water. When he was not ready to lie on the ground, he found a hole in the crowd's legs and drilled out. He was hit with a lot of kicks. After getting out of the siege, the clothes not only were dirty and unsightly, but also torn one by one.

I found a corner and just sat down to take a breath, "when" a copper coin fell on the ground in front. It turned out that a person passing by saw Lorist thought it was a beggar. This looks really miserable. I couldn't help but sympathize and let it go.

Lorist grabbed the copper coins and hated his teeth: "Els, Els, you wait for me ..."

But where can I find Els? Lorist remembers what Charade said, this guy has always been homeless, and he is intrigued. Although it is the boss of the community organization in three blocks, his people are responsible for the business. But his uncle is Boss of Red Crow Inn, and Els, the most afraid of him is his uncle.

By the way, go to his uncle Garland. This old man is a decent person. If you know that Els runs a female bathroom to play a plaster like a peek at a woman taking a bath, it will definitely give Els a very good memory.

Lorist stopped a rental carriage , but convinced the carriage husband that he was not a beggar who had spent a lot of time. In the end, he had to pay the fare carriage before agreeing to send him to Red Crow Inn. When Lorist got out of the car, the carriage husband also politely said: "Sir, although you are dressed very personally, I still want to persuade you to change into another body and then go in, otherwise there is no guarantee that you will not be Throw it out. Good luck, sir. "

Luck, Lorist wasn't thrown out. Garland still remembers this young man who laid his nephew on the ground. The only thing that makes the old man wonder is, who can make such a good young man so miserable? To say that there was no injury, and the **** wound was not seen, but the nose and face were swollen and bruised.

"How did you do this?" Garland asked.

"Uncle, did you see Els? I'm all affected by him!"

Lorist said that because he saw Els running naked in the street, he borrowed an outer cloak to hide his ugliness for good intentions. Whoever wanted to be treated as a mate of Els was beaten in vain at the same time Only then did I know that Els went to the women's bathroom to play a plaster cast and peeked at a woman to take a bath. Knowing this, he pretended not to know Els, let him die.

The drinkers and waitresses next to each other laughed and leaned back and interjected: "This is not surprising. Els likes to do these **** activities. When the pub's maids and guests are happy or when they take a bath, He hasn't seen it before, you can ask if you know. "

The old man Garland had a dark face, and instructed the maid Louise to give Lorist a cup of blackcurrent ale. He turned around and went out to find Els.

Sometimes the old man came in with Els's ears in, Els was wearing pajamas, and there were a few footprints on the pajamas. It was obvious that the old man was stabbed by the bed.

The old man gave Els a few times, and his mouth was broken: "Let you go to the women's bathroom, tell you to put on plaster casts, and do less shameful things, okay, it's fun to go peeking at the old ladies to take a bath every day ... ... "

Els screamed and said, "I'm not peeking. I'm just sneaking. Who is interested in watching the old ladies take a shower ..."

The old man pushed Els down in front of Lorist: "Say, what is going on?"

Els turned back and saw Lorist startled: "Yeah? What happened to the brothers, wasn't it good on the street just now?"

Lorist ca n’t wait to smash his glass into his face: "What do you say? Why do so many people chase you? You still have a face to ask me?"

Els understood: "It turned out that you were caught by them? Didn't I kindly remind you to run away? It's a loss if you don't listen to my brother."

"I ... my day, I didn't run the women's bathroom and peek what I ran!" Lorist was furious.

"Don't be angry, good brother, my brother apologizes to you and compensates you for not, so, let's drink tonight, please drink as much as possible." Els patted Lorist shoulders generously.

Sun, am I looking for you for a few glasses of wine? Lorist was suddenly discouraged. You should know how tired and lazy this product is when you deal with it last time. Perhaps you shouldn't come to this product to settle the bill.

Here, Els already, no matter how big or small, instructed the pub's maids to serve a glass of ale to the guests present, and he aroused the applause of the drinkers, regardless of the dark face of the old man Garland.

The old man gave him a violent shit: "Please, what time did your kid ask for money? Tell me why you ran in the women's bathroom tonight, don't blame me for interrupting your legs, save you from going out every day to shame Conspicuous. "

Els put his head on his face. In fact, things are not complicated. Els did run a girl's bathroom with a bet, and he did not lie to them.

Els has a dream. He hopes to reappear the thief profession in the era of magic civilization. It is said that the thieves at that time were not the current hair thieves. All the thieves at that time were all in the ghost, unlocked, sneaked, and disappeared. Assassinations, reconnaissance, hunting, traps, etc. are everything, and the mysterious thieves' union. Els is fascinated by it.

Coincidentally, the ancestral Battle Qi of Els is a rare Dark Attribute, so Els believes that his ancestor was the legendary thief, so he practised the talent skills of those legendary thief professions. These skills are his own. Out of confusion, such as sneaking in his mouth.

In the past two days, Els had a drink with a friend and boasted about how his thief skills were trained. As a result, a friend said that if the thief skills were real, they would not be lost. That heroic adventure in the era of magic civilization did not have a paragraph above. It said that the thieves sneaked into the bathroom of the enemy country Princess and overheard Princess and the lover's plot to frame the hero. I don't want you to sneak into any Princess bathroom, oh, see the public bathroom in the front street? If you can go into the women's bathroom and hide until they snooze, no one will be found at the moment, I will admit that the thief skills you said are great ...

Els agreed, but he found it easy to dive in, but had nowhere to hide. The women's bathroom is a large room, except for the three big and four small baths, which are all empty. At a glance, the two corridors are also straight. From time to time, there are five big and three big aunts visiting.

Finally, Els hit the idea on an abandoned plaster cast thrown in the corner of the bathroom. This plaster looks like a life-size and contemplative man. It may be that the bathroom Boss thinks that it is a bit unsuitable to be placed in the middle of the female bathroom, so it is moved to the corner.

Els first entered the women's bathroom early one night and shattered the plaster image away. Then, the next morning, the women's bathroom had not opened for business. She covered her body with plaster powder, posing as the plaster statue standing there.

Els is very confident and thinks that no one will find himself. First, the plaster is placed in the corner and the wall is facing. As long as you pose, you can glance at others. Second, the lights in the women's bathroom are not very bright, coupled with the dimness of water and gas, even if they are slightly small, they will not attract others' attention.

The same is true, but everything has an accident. No, the two young women came straight to Els with a smile, and then stopped beside Els. It turned out that the two women were looking for a whisper to a place where nobody was.

A full-bodied woman is talking to her girlfriend about the passion and romantic night spent with Qinglang last night, and the other woman is envious and scared without any personnel. The rise of the voluminous woman said that she had torn off a rag around her waist like a plaster.

The plaster statue was originally naked. Although it was moved to the corner, some female customers raised objections. Finally, the bathroom Boss got a rag around the plaster statue's waist.

Els naturally casts this rag around the waist, but at this moment it is torn off by the plump woman, only to feel that it is cold below, but it is the plump woman pointing at her bird to another woman Say, "Come and see, the male bird is just like this. Don't look at him small, as long as we fiddle a few times, it will become thick and long. If you use your mouth, it will Fastest. "

The voluminous woman said a few times with her hands and said joyfully, "Yeah, that's the feel, girl, if you try it a few times, it will become longer and harder."

The woman next to her opened her mouth in horror, watching the plaster statue tremble. The voluminous woman still didn't realize it, and still bowed her head to fiddle with it: "Look, girl, that's it, it's getting longer and harder, and I'll spit at you a few times. Just like this ..." >

Severely choked a few times, but also opened his mouth Zaza Zaza, and then the bird in his hand spit out as expected.

"It's too fast, and it's not as big as my boyfriend last night," said Fengying Woman.

Els already can't continue to play, especially the last sentence of the abundance girl, which is too lethal to him. "It's not really useful ... It's not really useful ..."

Pushing away the two women in front of them, Els jumped from the plaster base and ran to the bathroom exit, crying for a place in my heart. "It really doesn't work. It really doesn't work ..." At the moment he only echoed this sentence in his mind.

"The plaster statue is alive ..." "Heaven!, the goddess is on, what's going on?"

"No, that's a man, that's a man ..." already, who responded quickly, came to his senses.

"It's a man, naked, catch this peeking thief ..."

The whole women's bathroom is in a mess, and then the rich woman over there understands it. She is so ashamed that she screams in rage: "Catch him, dare to take advantage of his mother, kill him ..."

The three aunt mothers guarding at the bathroom door were staring blankly at a bare-ass man who rushed out of the women's bathroom. Only when they heard the screams in the bathroom suddenly realized: "Stop the old lady, you shameless woman A thief peeking in the bathroom! "

The whole street was a sensation.

Els came back out of the bathroom, but now people are chasing a street behind him. They ca n’t find some clothes to hide their ugliness, so they just keep running. Then I walked around the corner and saw Lorist.

This is the second meeting of Lorist and Els, both of them were injured. Lorist hurts the body, Els hurts the mind. For this reason he humbled himself for a long, long time.