The Anarchic Consort Chapter 815: Shenzhen diplomacy started
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From that day on, the little novice monk was even more afraid that two people would meet, and tried to avoid them appearing in the Buddha and Tao at the same time.
In this way, the entire six realms, whether they are gods or Buddhas, basically know what the Phoenix and the emperor are carrying.
They all cooperated with the little novice monks. If they could not meet, they would not be allowed to meet.
Taibai Shangxian shook his head and said with a smile: "The conflict between these two people was not so big before. Although they didn't want to see each other, but when they met, they would also nod meaningfully. Why now Is it so incompatible? It really is a mountain that cannot tolerate two tigers."
"Shangxian also knew that the emperor originally didn't like women to be too sturdy, and now he asked him to choose which one is not quiet, beautiful and clean. In addition, the phoenix is too sharp, and the two of them It will be sooner or later that you will become more and less friendly."
"If you let me say, the emperor should really settle down, whether it is the golden lotus of the Buddhist Dao, or the Goddess of the Snow Mountain of our heavenly path, they are all good."
"Speaking of this matter, there is also one at the Dragon Palace, who was born with a beautiful and charming face. The old man wanted to be big and told the emperor."
"Wait, there is a fairy from Mocangshan here. I have admired the emperor for a long time. In addition to her looks and talent, she is also a good one. She is the best match for the emperor..."
God of heaven, you and me, the whole dome is shaking due to the noise.
The man sitting in the upper seat didn't mean to speak at all, so he had his spare legs matched, but there was something he was very curious about himself.
"Fishes." This is the name a certain emperor has just given to the group of demons.
The overwhelming monster immediately assumed the shape of a goldfish: "Say it."
"My beautiful prey and I seem to be at odds?" The man raised his brows, as if he was really puzzled.
The demons were helpless collectively, and roared in their hearts: You are the enemy of the dead, do you know the entire six realms! What do you mean by seemingly wrong? When do you meet each other? If it weren't for us to follow you, we would also think that every time you see the Phoenix, you would want to beat the other party to death. It's just that you can't do anything because of the fact that the other party is the face of Buddhism and Taoism. Of course, we now know that you don't care about anyone's face, but we didn't expect that you have a nasty mind about other people's phoenixes!
"What? This question in this hall is difficult to answer?" The man looked at them with a chuckle.
The hard-working monsters who disguise goldfish dare not move at all, and try to say in a calm tone: "It's really a little bit, not quite right."
"Oh?" The man smiled again, quite meaningful, so that the demons couldn't figure out what he wanted to do.
In fact, what men have to do is very simple. Since everyone thinks they are not right, then subvert people's perception.
These people who are also saved, bother him all day with who I see today and who I see tomorrow.
A certain emperor glanced at the portrait on the table again, his eyes faintly showing impatience.
It's just that his impatience was well covered up by him.
When he went to Buddhism and Taoism the next day, the little novice wanted to lead him up the mountain, but he changed his route.
The little novice monk was anxious when he saw this, and ran behind the man: "The road of the emperor is really not so smooth, you, wait a minute!"
It's really not smooth.
After all, there is no way. Halfway through, you will see the betrothal gifts for marriage proposals, piled up densely on the road, it is really countless.
There was a little monk standing opposite to the bride price. The little monk felt that he was too short. He pointed his toes hard and said to the **** son of Tianshan who came to propose: "God please come back, we adults have to recite the scriptures. I won't receive these gifts from you."
"Little master, please tell me again. If Phoenix agrees to marry, what kind of treatment she will receive in Buddhism and Taoism, Tianshan will also give her the same treatment. I believe Master Phoenix will have a right choice. After all, she is not young anymore." Tianshan Godzi's tone was very determined, and he glanced at the matchmaker Jin Lian leisurely.
Jin Lian laughed, her voice soft: "Yes, little master, you can go and talk to the adults again, the **** son is handsome and really good. The most important thing is that the **** son has a good temper and two human temperaments. And."
"But..." The little monk just opened his mouth.
I was interrupted by a lazy yawn: "Needless to say, I have indeed made a correct choice."
It's Phoenix. She came over barefoot, holding a scroll of scripture in her hand, and the corner of her mouth smiled to meet the amazing gaze of the **** of Tianshan, and continued: "That is to ask the **** to take your bride price immediately. Understand?"
"You, you!" The **** of Tianshan really liked the appearance of the woman in front of him, but when she spoke, he wanted to do something, but he couldn't beat the phoenix, so he could only attack with words: "It seems that this **** is like this Once it came to the wrong place. The rumors are true. The Buddha has no appearance. No matter how beautiful it looks, it is nothing but a mere appearance!"
Speaking, the **** son of Tianshan turned around and wanted to leave. He didn't expect to turn his head and bump into the emperor!
"Emperor? Why are you here?" Recently, the Tao of Heaven has become the head of the six realms, and the emperor in the Tao of Heaven is the object that everyone wants to flatter, and the God Child of Tianshan is no exception.
The emperor raised his eyebrows, very dangerous: "What? Can't the main hall come?"
"No! No! Of course you can come." Tianshan Godzi's attitude is very enthusiastic: "You must have come to Jinlian, look at my memory, how can I forget this."
The man didn't speak, he just curled his lips and looked at each other, but there was no slight smile in his eyes.
At the beginning, the **** son of Tianshan hadn't noticed, but after being stared for a long time, he always felt a little hairy in his heart, moved uncomfortably, and asked: "Emperor, is there anything on my face?" "
"No." The man smiled, eyes and teeth like evil spirits: "It's just that the main hall is very strange, so ugly, why do you still have the courage to go out?"
The **** of Tianshan suddenly became stiff and opened his mouth, not knowing how to refute it.
"But you can rest assured, you will never use these four words in your life." He patted Tianshan's body on the shoulder, and the man's tone was very gentle and jade: "Because you are basically Not worthy."
Hearing this, the little novices couldn't help it anymore, one by one looked at the face of the Tianshan **** child, and burst into laughter.
The blue face of the **** son of Tianshan was like swallowing a toad, which was very horrible.
He finally knew why he couldn't offend the emperor by offending the heaven and the land. He covered his face very embarrassedly and ran down the mountain road, but he didn't understand where he had offended the other party?
A note to the reader: Good Carvin, let me do it today, let me follow it, and add it tomorrow, it’s all good night.
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