The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 19. Like Little Red Riding Hood

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After breakfast, Little Red Riding Hood came to the hospital with a half-human-high writing board that had been made overnight.

When she arrived, Brother Wolf had just eaten breakfast and was about to go for a walk in the garden. When he looked up, he saw Little Red Riding Hood carrying a large writing board. He felt that it would be better to see what Little Red Riding Hood wanted to do than to go for a walk in the garden. Much fun.

"I'm here!" Little Red Riding Hood greeted energetically.

"I see." Brother Wolf leaned on the sofa leisurely with Erlang's legs crossed, "What are you carrying?"

"This?" Little Red Riding Hood flushed with excitement and said proudly, "This is our next treatment plan."

"Oh??" The data plan was finalized overnight, and Brother Wolf was immediately impressed by Little Red Riding Hood's action.

"Look." Little Red Riding Hood brought the writing pad straight.

Brother Wolf looked at it with some interest, but in addition to the big words "treatment plan", there were only Arabic numerals from one to twenty-five.

"Explain." He dared to give me a proposal with a blank piece of paper. If this was an employee of the Brilliant Group, Brother Wolf would have fired her 800 times.

"That's what I planned." Little Red Riding Hood spoke confidently, "Brother Wolf, you promised me a month of treatment yesterday. So I've spent five days before, so there's still more left. Twenty-five days."

It turns out that the twenty-five Arabic numerals mean this, but the month I promised to start counting from today. Someone insisted on being clever enough to deduct five days. Brother Wolf said he had no opinion at all.

"To be honest, Brother Wolf, your condition is very serious, so serious that I have never seen it before."

"That... let me interrupt." Brother Wolf asked hesitantly, "How long have you been practicing?"

"Huh? Oh? You are my first patient." Little Red Riding Hood replied very honestly.

"Then you have never seen or heard of it?" Brother Wolf was also convinced by Little Red Riding Hood's self-confidence.

"..." Little Red Riding Hood was at a loss for words, and suddenly felt that his performance today was too exaggerated.

"Forget it, you can continue." Little Red Riding Hood is a newbie, and Brother Wolf could see it at a glance. If he really wanted to care about it, he wouldn't agree to let her be treated. What's more, so many well-known psychologists at home and abroad are not cured.

"Cough..." Little Red Riding Hood immediately calmed down, "I mean this, Brother Wolf, you have already consulted many experts about your condition, and you must have used all kinds of treatments. , but it didn't work."

Finally getting to the point, Brother Wolf just wanted to see what tricks she could come up with in this pot of cold rice.

"So, I'm going to find a different way, a non-mainstream treatment method. This kind of treatment method is relaxing, enjoyable, and makes people linger." Little Red Riding Hood drifted again accidentally.

"Long and forget, this word is used well. It's not good to treat all the time. You are quite self-aware." Brother Wolf couldn't help but praise.

"Boss, can you listen to me?" Little Red Riding Hood assured, "I promise you, as long as you follow my method, you will definitely improve after 25 days, if not..."

"What if it doesn't improve?" Brother Wolf was very curious.

"I promise, I will never appear in front of you again in this life. You love jumping off buildings, cutting your wrists and cutting your wrists, and you have nothing to do with me." Little Red Riding Hood is powerful and has no psychological burden. Guaranteed.

Isn't that right? After 20 days, if Brother Wolf doesn't improve, she will be reincarnated directly.

"You said that, I'm really curious?" Brother Wolf's curiosity reached its peak, "What are you going to do?"

"It's very simple. For the past twenty-five days, we will do one thing every day that you really want to do or that you hate to do, and then record it." Little Red Riding Hood introduced her treatment plan in one sentence.

"It's over?" Brother Wolf was stunned. Could it be simpler? Can it be more ordinary? The domineering side leaked for so long in the front, and in the end it was such a boring idea.

"Huh?" Little Red Riding Hood thought for a while and added, "Of course, in order to prevent you from being uninspired, that is, one day you don't have anything that you particularly want to do or hate to do, then you must listen to me and do something. something I asked you to do."

With the world-weary character of Brother Wolf, he will definitely not be interested in anything. By then, I will not be in charge of these twenty-five things. I can do whatever I want, and everything is handled by Brother Wolf's connections and money. I really get excited just thinking about it.

"So, this is our schedule for the next twenty-five days?" Brother Wolf concluded.

"That's right, we go through it day by day, doing a different thing every day. On the twenty-fifth day, when you look back at this writing board, you will find that once you die, , you can't do any of these things, and then you will definitely have infinite emotions and a thirst for life." Little Red Riding Hood can't help feeling as long as he thinks of that picture.

"Twenty-five days? Twenty-five things? You just want to change me?" Brother Wolf said indifferently.

"Huh??" Little Red Riding Hood suddenly frowned, as if he felt something was wrong, then squatted down, took out the marker pen that had been prepared long ago from his pocket, and scribbled on the writing board for a while, then Stand up again.

When the writing pad was exposed to Brother Wolf's sight again, Brother Wolf almost spit out a sip of coffee: "What is that thing you wrote?"

On the bottom of the writing pad, Little Red Riding Hood added another Arabic numeral twenty-six below the Arabic numeral twenty-five, and wrote the following text: (I like Little Red Riding Hood.)

Brother Wolf was speechless and angry. He felt that this man was too shameless, and he didn't even look in the mirror.

"Oh, don't get excited, don't get excited." Little Red Riding Hood quickly reassured, "I just thought the number twenty-five sounded a little uncomfortable, so I added a twenty-six below it. , it won't take much of your time."

"Do I care about numbers? I'm asking you, what does that last sentence mean?" Brother Wolf admits that he is ill, but he cannot admit that he has a problem with his taste.

"Just...literally." Little Red Riding Hood couldn't understand Brother Wolf's anger.

Brother Wolf took two deep breaths, calmed himself down first, and then asked word by word: "This writing board is what I want to do, you write it like this, you plan to use it Is such a writing board rumored to gossip with me?"

Little Red Riding Hood blinked, and it took a long time for her to react. She suddenly felt that the thinking of the rich now is too complicated. How can it be related to the scandal?

"No, you misunderstood. When I said liking, I meant liking between friends. You see, we are going to be together for twenty-five days. I also hope that our relationship can be harmonious."

"Haha..." Brother Wolf's face was indifferent.

"Actually, you can think the same way." Little Red Riding Hood is very clear about Brother Wolf's thinking, "Brother Wolf, you are intent on committing suicide. I know that you promised me a month, but you're stubbornly entangled by me. ."

"You still have self-knowledge." Brother Wolf snorted coldly.

"So you see, on this clipboard, there are twenty-six things to arouse your desire for life, but when you see the twenty-sixth..."

"I have no desire for life at all."

"So, this article was added for you from your standpoint." Little Red Riding Hood excitedly said, "Look, you must like me whenever you think about living, do you really want to die?"

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"Then why do you still care about his existence?" Little Red Riding Hood felt that what he said was really good. Sure enough, once this person is transparent, it seems that he has opened up the second line of Ren and Du, and his eloquence has improved. .

Brother Wolf was almost derailed by Little Red Riding Hood's divine logic: "Then do you want to cure me, or do you want to cure me?"

"Of course I want to cure you." Little Red Riding Hood explained sincerely, "The twenty-five things in front of me are all I want you to live, but if these twenty-five things can't impress you Continue to live. Then I think I should respect you, so I just added this twenty-sixth article, even if it is my parting ceremony for you."

"..." Do you think I am selective amnesia? You said just now that you added it because you thought twenty-five sounded uncomfortable, so why is it now a parting gift for me?

"Good eloquence." Brother Wolf admired him.

"Where, where, I only joined the debate club when I was not in school." Little Red Riding Hood said modestly.