The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 29. Abandoned
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"You're a dying person, do you still care about your attitude?" The dean scorned.
"What happened to the dying people, I spent the money, and I demand your best service." Little Red Riding Hood was angry.
"You're a dying person, do you still care if you serve or not?" the dean scorned.
"Can you not say that the left sentence is about to die, and the right sentence is about to die. Believe it or not, I will complain to you." Little Red Riding Hood was angry.
"You are a dying person with such a narrow mind." The dean continued to despise.
"You..." Little Red Riding Hood slapped the table angrily, "Refund the money, I can't live anymore."
"You will refund the money if you say it." The one who got in my pocket still wants to go back, and thinks beautifully.
"I called the police." Little Red Riding Hood threatened.
"Go, it's a big deal. You won't survive for a few days anyway. I'll kill you." The dean said contemptuously.
"Aren't you afraid of being punished by even defrauding a terminally ill person out of money?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.
"Haha... I'm really not afraid." The dean sneered.
Little Red Riding Hood is sad and angry, speechless, and doesn't know what to do, how can there be such a rogue in the world.
"It's all like this, you don't even look for me desperately?" The dean suddenly exclaimed.
"Okay, I'll do it for you!" It really reminded her that Little Red Riding Hood picked up the chair and was about to smash it.
"Wait!" The dean suddenly shouted, "Congratulations on passing the interview?"
"Huh?"
"What just happened is the interview my company conducted with you. What my company lacks is you, an excellent and dying person who has an extraordinary dedication to life and money. Little Red Riding Hood, welcome to the official Become a probationary employee of Life Honourable Company," said the dean.
"Who came to interview." Little Red Riding Hood angrily said.
"Our benefits are very good." The dean tempted.
"I'm a dying person, what benefits do I want?" Little Red Riding Hood refused.
Little Red Riding Hood took the chair and continued to smash.
"Wait, what if I don't die." The dean asked, "It's okay, the money is spent, it's miserable. So... you might as well consider a job, the pay is really good."
"..." Little Red Riding Hood began to think about whether the last month of her life would really be so miserable. Thinking like this, Nima, all her savings were deceived by the liar in front of her, "Repay the money."
"I don't have the money yet, but when I join our company, I will have a guaranteed minimum salary of 1,500 yuan per month." The dean continued to lobby.
"Your sister, the minimum wage stipulated by the state is one thousand more than yours." Little Red Riding Hood vomited blood.
"We have rewards. Every time you complete a task, you can properly reward life points." The dean tempted.
"You... Who are you?" Little Red Riding Hood was shocked.
"I'm down here, the underworld commissioner, all humans like to call me Judge."
Nima, did I come to a mental hospital in the wrong place? Little Red Riding Hood muttered.
"Signing this contract, as long as you complete the first task I assigned you, you can get a year of life." The dean pulled out a golden contract from nowhere.
Little Red Riding Hood glanced at the contract, and the column of Party A read: Yincao Difu Group's life is precious branch.
I'm going to...
As a doctor, I can't bear to drink before taking medicine. Fan Ti went straight to grab the wine glass from Brother Wolf's hand: "Don't drink before taking medicine."
"After all this, can't you still stare at me 24 hours a day?" Brother Wolf spread his hands and asked sharply.
"I don't care what you are like at other times, but in front of me, you can't." Fan Ti pushed the medicine box and water cup that had been prepared earlier in front of Brother Wolf, "Take the medicine."
Brother Wolf chuckled, but he didn't bother with the other party on this matter, and took the medicine very cooperatively.
Fan Ti seemed satisfied, and pushed the rest of the medicine box in front of Brother Lang: "This is your medicine for the next week, remember to take it on time. In addition, Fan Da said that your leg hasn't been checked for a long time. Take some time to go to the hospital, the legs are not completely healed, so if you can use a wheelchair, you can walk less."
Just now when he saw Brother Wolf walking in from the door, he wanted to remind him.
"I see, you two brothers are more troublesome than the other." Brother Wolf said nonchalantly.
"Hui Lang, since two years ago, more than one psychiatrist has told me that you have suicidal tendencies. I don't care what you think, since you are not dead yet, take good care of your body. Don't suddenly want to die at that time, but your body is destroyed by yourself." Fan Ti said.
About two years ago, Brother Wolf suddenly realized that his mental state was not right, and then he began to see a psychiatrist frequently. The psychiatrists that Brother Lang looked for were all from the Fan Hospital. And the psychiatrist's diagnosis after treating Brother Wolf is that Brother Wolf has a tendency to be world-weary.
Brother Wolf didn't seem to be planning to hide it from him either. The second and third time the psychiatrist he sought was still from Fan's Hospital, and the conclusions he reached also gradually evolved from depression, world-weariness, to severe suicidal tendencies. on.
Nevertheless, Fan Ti has always believed that Brother Wolf still has a sense of self-help in his heart, otherwise he would not take the initiative to see a psychiatrist.
"Don't worry, I know you can't see it. I'll kill myself when you're gone." Brother Wolf said very understandingly.
"Whatever you want, just don't die in front of me!" With this tone and the same sentence again, Fan Tian angrily slammed out of the door on the spot.
He has persuaded Brother Lang countless times in the past two years, but Brother Lang's eloquence is so good that Fan Ti often almost wanted to commit suicide while chatting with him. It was then that he deeply realized why the psychiatrist in his own hospital was trembling with fright when he heard that Brother Wolf was going to see a doctor.
Brother Wolf has... a kind of contagious depression.
Fan Ti stood downstairs in the apartment, looking up at the lights on the top floor, panicked. Waiting for him to leave before committing suicide, Brother Wolf said this sentence to him not ten or eight times. It stands to reason that Brother Wolf is still alive and kicking, so he shouldn't worry about this lie, which is equivalent to the wolf coming. But Brother Wolf's current mental state really made him uneasy. A month ago, Brother Wolf's latest diagnostic report concluded that he could commit suicide at any time.
What the **** is he going to do? After struggling for five or six minutes, Fan Ti still left. As Brother Wolf said, he couldn't stare at him 24 hours a day. He was powerless to understand what a smart person was, but it was even more difficult to persuade him.
On the contrary, Brother Wolf picked up the glass of red wine that had just been taken away the moment Fan Ti slammed out of the door, and drank it immediately. As for whether the medicine and alcohol will react, and what kind of reaction, he doesn't care.
Although Brother Wolf didn't care about the reaction between the medicine and wine, he still felt it after 20 minutes. After soaking in the bathtub, he suddenly began to feel weak all over. His strength was lost bit by bit, but his mind was unexpectedly awake. He silently felt the changes in his body until it softened into a ball of cotton.
Anticipating what would happen next, Brother Wolf turned his head and glanced at the emergency call button next to the bathtub. Do you want to press it? He couldn't think about it until his body completely sank into the bathtub.
"Bang!!"
Brother Wolf, whose facial features were submerged in water, seemed to hear that familiar and annoying voice again.
"Again, where is this? Is this the bathroom?" Still wearing bunny pajamas, Little Red Riding Hood looked around suspiciously with a cold nasal voice, "How can you commit suicide in the bathroom, drown yourself in the bathtub?"
Speaking, Little Red Riding Hood glanced at the bathtub suspiciously, she didn't know, she was startled. I'll go, Brother Wolf's figure is really good...cough... No, Brother Wolf really committed suicide in the bathtub.
So exciting!
"I'm going!" Little Red Riding Hood jumped into the bathtub with no regard for it (here, it is explained here that there is no problem with three or four people in Brother Wolf's bathtub), half holding Brother Wolf's body, Lift out of the water.
During the time when Little Red Riding Hood was underwater, Brother Wolf kept his eyes open the whole time, without blinking. The look of his dead eyes was too intimidating.
"Is he dead?" Little Red Riding Hood carefully reached out to probe Brother Tan Lang's breathing.
"Can't you be two minutes late?" Brother Wolf suddenly shouted.
"I'll go." Little Red Riding Hood shivered in fright, and the moment he released his hand, Brother Wolf fell back into the water. Unpredictable this time, Brother Wolf took a few mouthfuls of bath water.
"Sorry, sorry, slippery, slippery." Little Red Riding Hood hurriedly picked up the man again.
Brother Wolf coughed twice, but he didn't seem to be angry, so he took a breather. He glanced at the woman who was wearing wet clothes and was sitting on his lap, and suddenly hooked the corners of his mouth: "You're amazing, too. Everyone else wants to climb on my bed, you'd better just climb the bathtub."
Little Red Riding Hood was stunned, and followed Brother Wolf's gaze to observe the current situation.
A huge luxury bathtub.
Naked men.
Woman with wet clothes.
A confined space.
Hot air.
This...this...Omg, my innocence is gone...
"Wow!" Brother Wolf sank to the bottom again.
"Oh, why did you get sunburned like this? It's almost peeling." The emergency doctor said in shock, "Are you working on floor tiles?"
"You may not believe it, but I went fishing." Little Red Riding Hood replied miserably.
It turned out to be fishing at sea. The doctor nodded understandingly: "There must be a lot of fish."
"I didn't catch a single one." Little Red Riding Hood cried, "I will never go out fishing again, I will apply sunburn."
"You can't scribble, you should be obediently rubbing the ointment these days." The doctor said sympathetically.
"How long will it take, doctor?"
"As far as you are, don't bask in the sun any more, take a good rest, and it will recover in about a week." The doctor said.