The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 37. Hat

This is the anti-theft badge, "No. 444, Paradise Road." Little Red Riding Hood said, taking out her phone from her pocket and preparing to scan Weibo for a while.

"Why is this address familiar?" The driver's elder brother thought for a moment, and then he slammed on the brakes in horror.

The car braked so fast that Little Red Riding Hood was unstable, and the person fell from the back seat between the two front seats. Fortunately, she reacted quickly enough to support her with both hands.

"Drive carefully." Little Red Riding Hood couldn't help complaining.

The driver's brother turned his head tremblingly and saw a familiar face.

"Again... came out again?" The driver brother didn't dare to say the word "seeking death".

"You know me?" Little Red Riding Hood's image of the driver's brother is not as profound as the driver's brother's influence on her.

The driver's brother shuddered immediately, oh my god, how many trains did I take before I forgot about myself.

"No...no...don't know." The driver's brother shook his head quickly.

"Drive carefully." Little Red Riding Hood didn't care, but just warned again.

"Okay...Okay." The driver brother didn't dare to be careless, he was frightened and cautious all the way, and he drove the car out of the style of the ship, and arrived at the destination without wind, waves, and bumps.

"It's here."

"Arrived?" Little Red Riding Hood turned her head to look out the window, hey, isn't she there? She immediately put away her phone, pushed the door and got out of the car, "It's pretty fast."

"Whoosh!!!"

A gust of hot wind blew past her body. When Little Red Riding Hood looked back, she only had time to see the taillights of the distant car. She shouted responsibly, "I haven't paid for the car yet."

"Whoosh! Whoosh!!"

The taillights turned into an afterimage and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Then the next day, there was another news on Weibo's hot search: The woman with a terminally ill knife appeared again.

Bai Xue and Xiao Ming swiped Weibo again and laughed, patted the table while looking at Little Red Riding Hood with a bitter face and said, "If it goes on like this, I won't see it for long, the police uncle should ask you for a drink. Tea."

"For the patient's sake, if you need a lawyer, I can give you a 20% discount." Wuge kindly suggested.

"Thank you, I don't need it." Little Red Riding Hood took a bite of the bun depressedly.

If the last time you deliberately scare the driver, then what about yesterday? Did you do nothing yesterday? ?

"20% off? Even if you get 10% off, Little Red Riding Hood can't afford you." Xiao Ming said.

"Are you so poor?" Wuge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with an expression of disbelief.

All the savings were used to pay for the hospice, and Little Red Riding Hood, who had only a few thousand dollars to spend, could not refute for a while.

What's wrong with being poor, you are a local tycoon lawyer, you still have a terminal illness like me, no, you got it earlier than me. Thinking this way, Little Red Riding Hood was instantly balanced and continued to eat breakfast happily.

"Your mission target committed suicide again yesterday?" Bai Xue asked.

"Yeah." Little Red Riding Hood said with a toothache. "When I arrived yesterday, he was holding a fruit knife and was about to cut his wrist. It hurts so much."

"The last time I jumped off a building, this time I cut my wrists. This wolf brother from your family has a different way of committing suicide every time." Xiao Ming also said.

"It doesn't matter if the method of suicide is different. The question is how often he commits suicide. Once a day, it's hard to think about it." Little Red Riding Hood complained.

"Once a day is not too frequent." Xiao Ming said suddenly.

"Huh? Isn't that frequent?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.

The three collectively shook their heads.

Little Red Riding Hood was shocked and panicked. What the **** happened to you?

"I once had a mission goal and committed suicide three times a day, each time I was picked for dinner." Xiao Ming recalled.

"I also have one. I just pulled her off the roof with my front foot, and I managed to persuade her to stop. Within ten minutes, she climbed up again." Bai Xue also had the same experience.

Little Red Riding Hood turned to look at the only Wug who didn't speak, hurry up, it's your story.

Wuge's eyes were erratic, and he suddenly lowered his head to drink porridge.

But he doesn't want to say it, it doesn't mean that others won't break the news, Bai Xue said in a very envious tone: "Among us, only Wu Ge is the most powerful, and he committed suicide by confronting fire officers and soldiers for twelve hours. , and scolded him directly."

"Scolding? That's okay?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.

"Of course we can't do it, but Big Brother Wu Ge is different. Judges dare to scold when people are arrogant." Xiao Ming adored.

Little Red Riding Hood is instantly in awe.

"The topic is wrong. We mean so much to tell you that the frequency of suicide is not the most terrifying, but the most terrifying is the method of suicide." Bai Xue brought the topic back again.

"How?" Little Red Riding Hood was puzzled.

"Let's put it this way, usually a person wants to commit suicide, then he will choose a suicide method for himself, such as jumping off a building, cutting his wrists, hanging himself, swallowing sleeping pills, etc..."

Just listening to it, Little Red Riding Hood felt terrified.

"If the first suicide is unsuccessful, it is better to jump off the building and not fall to your death, the wrist is not cut deeply, the hanging rope is broken, and the dose of sleeping pills is insufficient..."

Goddess, you don't have to give every example, really.

"Some people will wake up after they die once and stop committing suicide. Of course, such people are not within our scope of discussion. We are going to discuss the part of the decision to die, that is, if you die once, you still want to Dead people..."

Why does it sound like something is wrong?

"This kind of person usually commits suicide for the second time by taking the same method as the first time, such as finding a higher building, a sharper knife, a stronger rope, more sleeping pills..."

Goddess, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder? Don't give an example.

"In a word, they won't find a second method of suicide in such a short period of time." Bai Xue concluded.

"Wonderful!" Xiao Ming applauded.

Wuge also nodded in agreement.

Only Little Red Riding Hood wants to complain, in a word, you talk for so long, I have a sense of the picture.

"Then... Brother Wolf's suicide is so frequent, what are the various suicide methods?" Little Red Riding Hood humbly asked for advice.

"This means that he has no reverence for life." Wuge said suddenly.

"Aren't the people who commit suicide generally tired of the world?" Little Red Riding Hood asked inexplicably.

"World-weariness and fear of life are two different things." Wuge said, "People are world-weary, which usually means that their lives are not happy, but that doesn't mean they don't fear life, on the contrary, it is precisely because they fear life, That's why after being tired of the world, after a long struggle, I finally made the choice to commit suicide."

"If a person does not fear life, then life and death have no meaning to him. Living and dying are like whether he should eat steamed buns or steamed buns for breakfast." Wu Ge pointed to the steamed buns on the plate.

Little Red Riding Hood:………………Brother Wolf, you are a pervert, right?

As a genuine hospice, doesn't such joyous and demented laughter seem a little out of harmony? But such discordant laughter came from a hospice restaurant.

"It's better to be young."

"Yeah, listening to this laughter makes people feel refreshed."

The grandparents strolling in the garden sighed unconsciously when they heard the laughter coming from the window, and then took a smile on the sunny morning, breathing the fresh and natural air.

Live and tease the cat lying at your feet.

"The one-meter-long broadsword makes me laugh to death. Where is your knife, Little Red Riding Hood, use it to pay your respects." Xiao Ming sprayed half of a bowl of porridge with a smile.

"Hahaha...Look at this message, I think it's quite reasonable." Bai Xue read on the phone, "You never know what crazy things a dying person will do. "

"People used to say that people who are about to die are good at their words. Little Red Riding Hood, you broke the people's inherent impression of people who are about to die." Xiao Ming couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"Oh, don't make fun of me, I didn't mean to." Little Red Riding Hood felt sick all morning after being laughed at by them, "If I hadn't been teleported in the middle of the night, could this happen? ?"

"You are inexperienced, you will know next time." Bai Xue tried to calm herself down, "Most of these people who commit suicide like to choose to commit suicide in the dead of night. So next time you have a task to do. When the time comes, keep your phone and wallet away.”

"That's right." Xiao Ming asked, "Then you have seen your mission target yesterday, how is your contact?"

"Don't mention it, he threw it out after less than five words of chat." Said this little Red Riding Hood was depressed.

"Hahaha..." Another burst of laughter greeted Little Red Riding Hood.

"Stop laughing, help me find a solution." Little Red Riding Hood said, "Our analysis yesterday was wrong, and that Hui Lang is not disabled at all."

"No?" Bai Xue and Xiao Ming glanced at each other, "Did you forget to update the information given by the dean?"

"It's very possible that the old man is lazy to death." Xiao Ming said, "I know how to play mahjong with the old man and the old lady in the courtyard all day long."

"Since there is no disability, it would be a little troublesome to find a reason for his suicide." Bai Xue said.

"Do you have any guesses, or what is the reason for the suicide of the quest target you met?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.

"Actually, there are two major reasons for suicide." Bai Xue said, "The first category is the idea of ​​suicide because of external pressure and the pain of life. This category is best dealt with and find the source. Help solve, there is an 80% chance of success."

"The second category is a little troublesome." Xiao Ming added, "The second category is depression, you know depression, it is said that 80% of people in today's society suffer from depression, but serious issue."

"Depression?" Little Red Riding Hood seemed to understand something.

"Most of these people have higher education, better jobs, and better economic conditions. They understand all the truth, understand the value of life, and know what their departure will bring to the people around them. However, they just feel that there is no love for life." Bai Xue said in detail.

"Simply put, this type of person decides to commit suicide after thinking about it very clearly." Xiao Ming said, "It's like you plan to travel to the United States and then buy a plane ticket. They planned to travel to the underworld and committed suicide."

"When you say that, I suddenly want to respect their decision." Little Red Riding Hood said in a surprising voice.

"Why do you sound familiar?" Xiao Ming wondered.

"Wuge also said it." Bai Xue answered.

It is said that there is no right or wrong behind the scenes. No, Bai Xue just said a word of Wu Ge, and Wu Ge walked in from outside the restaurant: "What are you talking about behind my back?"

"Wuge?" Bai Xue and Xiao Ming shouted in surprise, "You're back from a business trip."

"Hmm."

Wuge is a thin looking young man with a pair of rimless glasses. He looks gloomy and serious, looking at Little Red Riding Hood indifferently: "The newcomer."

"Hello, my name is Little Red Riding Hood." Little Red Riding Hood introduced himself.

"Wuge, the Blue Devils are absolutely proven, and there is half a year left in health." Wu Ge briefly introduced himself.

Little Red Riding Hood is confirmed, all the patients of the other side of the flower, self-introduction is a standard set of such a set.

"I...I have an El Niño certificate, one month...HP." Little Red Riding Hood added in a kind-hearted manner. Sure enough, people are habitual. This is the introduction, and suddenly I feel that this terminal illness is not so good. Terrible.

"Well, what were you discussing just now?" Wuge asked.

"We're saying that Little Red Riding Hood just said the same thing as you." Xiao Ming quickly explained, "She also thinks that those who want to commit suicide by themselves should respect their decision and let them commit suicide."

No, no, I just thought that what you said seemed to make sense, so I unknowingly came along. I didn't mean to support suicide.

"Oh? I didn't expect to meet a confidant here." Wu Ge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with more admiration.