The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 51. Before that
This is the anti-theft badge, "No. 444, Paradise Road." Little Red Riding Hood said, taking out her phone from her pocket and preparing to scan Weibo for a while.
"Why is this address familiar?" The driver's elder brother thought for a moment, and then he slammed on the brakes in horror.
The car braked too fast, and Little Red Riding Hood was unstable, and the person fell from the back seat between the two front seats. Fortunately, she reacted quickly enough to support her with both hands.
"Drive carefully." Little Red Riding Hood couldn't help complaining.
The driver's brother turned his head tremblingly and saw a familiar face.
"Again... came out again?" The driver brother didn't dare to say the word "seeking death".
"You know me?" Little Red Riding Hood's image of the driver's brother is not as profound as the driver's brother's influence on her.
The driver's brother shuddered immediately, oh my god, how many trains did I take before I forgot about myself.
"No...no...don't know." The driver's brother shook his head quickly.
"Drive carefully." Little Red Riding Hood didn't care, but just warned again.
"Okay...Okay." The driver's eldest brother dared to be careless. He was frightened and cautious all the way. He drove the car out of the ship's style, and arrived at the destination without wind, waves, or bumps.
"It's here."
"Arrived?" Little Red Riding Hood turned her head and looked out the window, hey, isn't she there? She immediately put away her phone, pushed the door and got out of the car, "It's pretty fast."
"Whoosh!!!"
A gust of hot wind blew past her body. When Little Red Riding Hood looked back, she only had time to see the taillights of the distant car. She shouted responsibly, "I haven't paid for the car yet."
"Whoosh! Whoosh!!"
The taillights turned into an afterimage and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Then the next day, there was another news on Weibo's hot search: The woman with a terminally ill knife appeared again.
Bai Xue and Xiao Ming swiped Weibo again and laughed, patted the table while looking at Little Red Riding Hood with a bitter face and said, "If it goes on like this, I won't see it for long, the police uncle should ask you for a drink. Tea."
"For the patient's sake, if you need a lawyer, I can give you a 20% discount." Wuge kindly suggested.
"Thank you, I don't need it." Little Red Riding Hood took a bite of the bun depressedly.
If the last time you deliberately scare the driver, then what about yesterday? Did you do nothing yesterday? ?
"20% off? Even if you get 10% off, Little Red Riding Hood can't afford you." Xiao Ming said.
"Are you so poor?" Wuge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with an expression of disbelief.
All the savings were used to pay for the hospice, and Little Red Riding Hood, who had only a few thousand dollars to spend, could not refute for a while.
What's wrong with being poor, you are a local tycoon lawyer, you still have a terminal illness like me, no, you got it earlier than me. Thinking this way, Little Red Riding Hood was instantly balanced and continued to eat breakfast happily.
"Your mission target committed suicide again yesterday?" Bai Xue asked.
"Yeah." Little Red Riding Hood said with a toothache. "When I arrived yesterday, he was holding a fruit knife and was about to cut his wrist. It hurts so much."
"The last time I jumped off a building, this time I cut my wrists. This wolf brother from your family has a different way of committing suicide every time." Xiao Ming also said.
"It doesn't matter if the method of suicide is different. The question is how often he commits suicide. Once a day, it's hard to think about it." Little Red Riding Hood complained.
"Once a day is not too frequent." Xiao Ming said suddenly.
"Huh? Isn't that frequent?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.
The three collectively shook their heads.
Little Red Riding Hood was shocked and panicked. What the **** happened to you?
"I once had a mission goal and committed suicide three times a day, each time I was picked for dinner." Xiao Ming recalled.
"I also have one. I just pulled her off the roof with my front foot, and I managed to persuade her to stop. Within ten minutes, she climbed up again." Bai Xue also had the same experience.
Little Red Riding Hood turned to look at the only Wug who didn't speak, hurry up, it's your story.
Wuge's eyes were erratic, and he suddenly lowered his head to drink porridge.
But he doesn't want to say it, it doesn't mean that others won't break the news, Bai Xue said in a very envious tone: "Among us, only Wu Ge is the most powerful, and he committed suicide by confronting fire officers and soldiers for twelve hours. , and scolded him directly."
"Scolding? That's okay?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.
"Of course we can't do it, but Big Brother Wu Ge is different. Judges dare to scold when people are arrogant." Xiao Ming adored.
Little Red Riding Hood is instantly in awe.
"The topic is wrong. We mean so much to tell you that the frequency of suicide is not the most terrifying, but the most terrifying is the method of suicide." Bai Xue brought the topic back again.
"How?" Little Red Riding Hood was puzzled.
"Let's put it this way, usually a person wants to commit suicide, then he will choose a suicide method for himself, such as jumping off a building, cutting his wrists, hanging himself, swallowing sleeping pills, etc..."
Just listening to it, Little Red Riding Hood felt terrified.
"If the first suicide is unsuccessful, it is better to jump off the building and not fall to your death, the wrist is not cut deeply, the hanging rope is broken, and the dose of sleeping pills is insufficient..."
Goddess, you don't have to give every example, really.
"Some people will wake up after they die once and stop committing suicide. Of course, such people are not within our scope of discussion. We are going to discuss the part of the decision to die, that is, if you die once, you still want to Dead people..."
Why does it sound like something is wrong?
"This kind of person usually commits suicide for the second time by taking the same method as the first time, such as finding a higher building, a sharper knife, a stronger rope, more sleeping pills..."
Goddess, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder? Don't give an example.
"In a word, they won't find a second method of suicide in such a short period of time." Bai Xue concluded.
"Wonderful!" Xiao Ming applauded.
Wuge also nodded in agreement.
Only Little Red Riding Hood wants to complain, in a word, you talk for so long, I have a sense of the picture.
"Then... Brother Wolf's suicide is so frequent, what are the various suicide methods?" Little Red Riding Hood humbly asked for advice.
"This means that he has no reverence for life." Wuge said suddenly.
"Aren't the people who commit suicide generally tired of the world?" Little Red Riding Hood asked inexplicably.
"World-weariness and fear of life are two different things." Wuge said, "People are world-weary, which usually means that their lives are not happy, but that doesn't mean they don't fear life, on the contrary, it is precisely because they fear life, That's why after being tired of the world, after a long struggle, I finally made the choice to commit suicide."
"If a person does not fear life, then life and death have no meaning to him. Living and dying are like whether he should eat steamed buns or steamed buns for breakfast." Wu Ge pointed to the steamed buns on the plate.
Little Red Riding Hood:………………Brother Wolf, you are a pervert, right?
A bad breath was held in his chest, and Little Red Riding Hood's eyes were red with anger.
"Doctor, your eyes are red." Brother Wolf reminded seriously, "You are so angry."
It's over, exposed?
"Who... Who is angry." Little Red Riding Hood was beaten to death and refused to admit it. It was hard to make this guy less resistant to him, and he must not be killed because of his anger.
"Do you still want to continue the treatment?" Brother Wolf asked.
"Yes, of course." Little Red Riding Hood confirmed.
"Don't give up, okay." Brother Wolf was also a little helpless. He simply put down the wine glass in his hand, held the fruit plate in his arms, and said while eating the watermelon, "Then go ahead." /
Why don't you give up? Sure enough, I was playing with me from the beginning, do you think I don't want to give up? If not, if not...
"Brother Wolf, you can't be too selfish." Little Red Riding Hood couldn't help telling the truth.
"Huh??" Brother Wolf raised his head suspiciously, "Selfish?"
It's over, I'm excited! !
"Do you want to say that death is not my business alone. After I die, my relatives will be sad, my parents will be sad, the company will collapse, and hundreds of thousands of people in the Huihuang Group will lose their jobs." Just help Little Red Riding Hood list a lot of selfish reasons.
"Yes yes yes!!" The most important thing is that you are also related to my life value for a year. But then again, when I knew I had a terminal illness, resigning was already my biggest impact on the company. How can this guy die so loudly? It's really more popular than dead people.
"You don't have to worry about this." Brother Wolf said leisurely, "I don't have a good relationship with those relatives in our family, so they will not be sad until I die. Even if they are sad. Now, according to scientific statistical research, after most relatives know that their relatives and friends have passed away, unless the individual feelings are particularly deep, the sadness usually lasts up to the end of the funeral."
Although it sounds so cold-blooded, what should I do if I somehow feel it makes sense?
"As for my parents, I also have a younger brother, don't worry about the old age and the death. As for sadness..." Brother Wolf said, "Look, after they knew I was going to commit suicide, they just paid you to come to me. Treat, and then go fishing in the Maimali Trench, you can see from this point..."
Actually, I was not invited by your parents...
"Finally, there is the Brilliant Group. In fact, the Brilliant Group already has a very complete system, and each multinational branch has a very outstanding CEO. After I leave, the management will be delegated to the Brilliant Group within ten years at least. It won't suddenly collapse, so it shouldn't happen that hundreds of thousands of people lose their jobs."
"Have you even made arrangements for the funeral?" Little Red Riding Hood was shocked, "You're going to die, why do you think so much?"
"..." This time, it was Brother Wolf's turn to be speechless. He said those words above to block Little Red Riding Hood, but this classmate did not take the usual path. How about any normal psychiatrist who would ask the patient, you are going to die, why do you think so much?
Yes, people are going to die, so what are you thinking about? Brother Wolf is uncomfortable. It's been a long time since I was blocked like this. But the wolf brother at this moment obviously forgot that he himself is not a normal person.
"cough...cough...that's not what I meant, I didn't encourage you to do that..." Little Red Riding Hood regretted after saying that, was he possessed by the old dean, that's why he accidentally uttered his mantra.
"I want to say... people, should cherish life." Little Red Riding Hood worked hard to get his inclined three views back on track.
"You're right." Brother Wolf has always agreed with Little Red Riding Hood, but he always has different choices, "but I really can't find anything to cherish."
"That's because you don't understand that feeling. You don't..."
"Okay." Brother Wolf put the fruit plate in his hand back on the table, and the man immediately stood up from the beach chair, "Let's go here first today."
After speaking, Brother Wolf ignored Little Red Riding Hood, turned around and walked to the road next to him. The back looked a little angry.
"Why are you angry all of a sudden?" Little Red Riding Hood wondered, thinking that Brother Wolf is really a strange creature that is harder to understand than women.
"Please let me go."
Little Red Riding Hood turned around in surprise, only to find that two bodyguards behind him, one holding a beach chair and the other holding a table full of snacks, were standing behind Little Red Riding Hood at this time. Just now, because Little Red Riding Hood was thinking about things, he walked a little slowly, and the bodyguard brother couldn't help but remind him.