The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 7. Two groups of people

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"Hahaha..."

"Hahahahaha..."

As a genuine hospice, doesn't such joyous and demented laughter seem a little out of harmony? But such discordant laughter came from a hospice restaurant.

"It's better to be young."

"Yeah, listening to this laughter makes people feel refreshed."

The grandparents strolling in the garden sighed unconsciously when they heard the laughter coming from the window, and then took a smile on the sunny morning, breathing the fresh and natural air.

Live and tease the cat lying at your feet.

"The one-meter-long broadsword makes me laugh to death. Where is your knife, Little Red Riding Hood, use it to pay your respects." Xiao Ming sprayed half of a bowl of porridge with a smile.

"Hahaha...Look at this message, I think it's quite reasonable." Bai Xue read on the phone, "You never know what crazy things a dying person will do. "

"People used to say that people who are about to die are good at their words. Little Red Riding Hood, you broke the people's inherent impression of people who are about to die." Xiao Ming couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"Oh, don't make fun of me, I didn't mean to." Little Red Riding Hood felt sick all morning after being laughed at by them, "If I hadn't been teleported in the middle of the night, could this happen? ?"

"You are inexperienced, you will know next time." Bai Xue tried to calm herself down, "Most of these people who commit suicide like to choose to commit suicide in the dead of night. So next time you have a task to do. When the time comes, keep your phone and wallet away.”

"That's right." Xiao Ming asked, "Then you have seen your mission target yesterday, how is your contact?"

"Don't mention it, he threw it out after less than five words of chat." Said this little Red Riding Hood was depressed.

"Hahaha..." Another burst of laughter greeted Little Red Riding Hood.

"Stop laughing, help me find a solution." Little Red Riding Hood said, "Our analysis yesterday was wrong, and that Hui Lang is not disabled at all."

"No?" Bai Xue and Xiao Ming glanced at each other, "Did you forget to update the information given by the dean?"

"It's very possible that the old man is lazy to death." Xiao Ming said, "I know how to play mahjong with the old man and the old lady in the courtyard all day long."

"Since there is no disability, it would be a little troublesome to find a reason for his suicide." Bai Xue said.

"Do you have any guesses, or what is the reason for the suicide of the quest target you met?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.

"Actually, there are two major reasons for suicide." Bai Xue said, "The first category is the idea of ​​suicide because of external pressure and the pain of life. This category is best dealt with and find the source. Help solve, there is an 80% chance of success."

"The second category is a little troublesome." Xiao Ming added, "The second category is depression, you know depression, it is said that 80% of people in today's society suffer from depression, but serious issue."

"Depression?" Little Red Riding Hood seemed to understand something.

"Most of these people have higher education, better jobs, and better economic conditions. They understand all the truth, understand the value of life, and know what their departure will bring to the people around them. However, they just feel that there is no love for life." Bai Xue said in detail.

"Simply put, this type of person decides to commit suicide after thinking about it very clearly." Xiao Ming said, "It's like you plan to travel to the United States and then buy a plane ticket. They planned to travel to the underworld and committed suicide."

"When you say that, I suddenly want to respect their decision." Little Red Riding Hood said in a surprising voice.

"Why do you sound familiar?" Xiao Ming wondered.

"Wuge also said it." Bai Xue answered.

It is said that there is no right or wrong behind the scenes. No, Bai Xue just said a word of Wu Ge, and Wu Ge walked in from outside the restaurant: "What are you talking about behind my back?"

"Wuge?" Bai Xue and Xiao Ming shouted in surprise, "You're back from a business trip."

"Hmm."

Wuge is a thin looking young man with a pair of rimless glasses. He looks gloomy and serious, looking at Little Red Riding Hood indifferently: "The newcomer."

"Hello, my name is Little Red Riding Hood." Little Red Riding Hood introduced himself.

"Wuge, the Blue Devils are absolutely proven, and there is half a year left in health." Wu Ge briefly introduced himself.

Little Red Riding Hood is confirmed, all the patients of the other side of the flower, self-introduction is a standard set of such a set.

"I...I have an El Niño certificate, one month...HP." Little Red Riding Hood added in a kind-hearted manner. Sure enough, people are habitual. This is the introduction, and suddenly I feel that this terminal illness is not so good. Terrible.

"Well, what were you discussing just now?" Wuge asked.

"We're saying that Little Red Riding Hood just said the same thing as you." Xiao Ming quickly explained, "She also thinks that those who want to commit suicide by themselves should respect their decision and let them commit suicide."

No, no, I just thought that what you said seemed to make sense, so I unknowingly came along. I didn't mean to support suicide.

"Oh? I didn't expect to meet a confidant here." Wu Ge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with more admiration.

"..." Little Red Riding Hood was tangled, she didn't want to explain it, let's not explain it, I feel like a strange person with three wrong views, explain it, I feel that the little friendship that is not easy to establish with the patient is about to collapse .

Are the people here poisonous?

"Humans have reproduced for thousands of years, and what they have been fighting for is human rights. In this case, I think death should also be a human right, so if the other party chooses to die consciously, I think we should respect them. ." said Wuge, "like euthanasia."

"Wuge is a lawyer." Xiao Ming whispered in Little Red Riding Hood's ear.

Oh, it's no wonder they talk in sets.

"I don't agree. I think life is infinitely incompetent. As long as people live, their thoughts will change." Bai Xue disagreed.

"That's why you people who only think about the present think so." Wuge said venomously, "People like you will never be able to suffer from depression, and you will never be able to reach that level of thought. ."

"You..." Bai Xue was annoyed.

"Sister Bai Xue, forget it, he's a lawyer, how can you say anything about him." Xiao Ming quickly grabbed Bai Xue.

"Then... if that's the case, why does the underworld want to save these people?" It can't be that the underworld is all wrong.

"You really are smart."

Little Red Riding Hood, who was caught off guard and praised, was stunned for a while.

"You're the second person who was thinking about this when you got the first assignment."

Who is the first one, don't ask, I know it's you, the boss.

“There are many suicides in the world. Why does your company choose these people to save lives? What are the conditions used to select them?” Wu Ge said.

One of his words, the other three looked at Wu Ge curiously, obviously not knowing.

"Two reasons, merit and value," said Wuge.

"The merit?"

"Value?"

The three looked blank.

"I have done research, and over the years, the mission objectives in the underworld rescue plan have two common characteristics. The first is that this person has done a lot of good deeds, such as Wang Yanping, who has been supporting her for decades. A child in the mountains, she has trained ten doctors and two government officials over the decades without her knowledge. Doctors have saved countless lives, and officials have built bridges and paved roads. This is merit."

"The second one is value. For example, Qin Tian, ​​when he committed suicide, did nothing, he was just a poor young man who had just graduated and couldn't find a job. But now, he has become a leading physicist in China, doing work for today's scientific community. made an immeasurable contribution." Wuge gave an example of his argument.

"Sure enough, people still have to do more good deeds." Xiao Ming sighed.

"It turns out that the great scientist also committed suicide." This is Snow White.

"So...our mission goals are either great people or great people who will make great contributions to society in the future?" Little Red Riding Hood concluded.

"Smart." Wuge really seldom compliments others like that.

"The senior...can you help me analyze the mission goals in my hands." Little Red Riding Hood intends to seek help while the other party appreciates him.

"Do you share the life you earned with me?" Wuge asked indifferently.

"This..." Little Red Riding Hood was speechless.

She seemed to go back to when she first went to work, when she didn't know anything, she went to ask her seniors for advice. As a result, the senior not only did not help, but instead said indifferently: "I will do the work for you, will you give me your monthly salary?"

Can't we help each other? There is no coworker love.

"Excuse me." Wu Ge ignored Little Red Riding Hood, whose face turned red and white, and left indifferently. As if the person who complimented the other party three times for being smart just now was not himself.

Little Red Riding Hood turned her head in disbelief, and saw two people lying on the table who had already fainted from laughing.