The Beauty Blogger Chapter 127: It is said that it is time to save money again

"He'supgrading!" After seeing the new equipment handed over by Si Yan, Jack paced back and forth anxiously in the tent.

Si Yan's gaze followed him back and forth twice, and she interrupted, "Uh... I understand that English is your first language according to the character design, but please take care of friends who don't understand English. .”

"..." Anxious Jack stopped, looked at the other people in the tent, "Sorry. I mean... it's upgraded!"

However, the word "upgrade" is not so easy to understand for several people, Qi Guanyi and Qi Guanxiu looked at each other, and the latter asked: "Please be more straightforward."

"he'slear..." Jack stopped the unfinished "ning" in his mouth in time, coughed lightly, adjusted his thoughts and switched languages, "it's learning, so it's improving very fast. I think I I thought right before, it is learning from you."

He sat down while talking, knocking the bottle of Shiseido Xinyang Beauty Essence Skin Tonic that Si Yan brought in his hand, and said while thinking: "For example, it understands the weakness of His Highness Fifth, so it turns into Yunli come to provoke; another example is that it understands our fear of it, so it directly appears in front of the Seventh Highness to frighten people... As for the equipment of Ayan."

He stared at the bottle of skin tonic and let out a sigh of relief: "I scanned it, and it contains □□, it looks like I learned how Hu Ying poisoned Si Wan."

Hu Ying also added □□ to Si Wan's pola whitening pills.

"Then it should learn the trick of mercury, which is more effective? Can this skin tonic be taken orally." Si Yan said.

Jack thought for a while and said: "This may mean that its IQ is not high enough to distinguish the difference in effectiveness of various poisons."

"Then what should we do?" Si Yan asked him, and the next thought sent a chill down her spine, "Wait...does it know what we are talking about now? Or what if it suddenly wants to take a look , can you see it?"

"Theoretically, it is." Jack shrugged helplessly, "But we have to discuss it."

Si Yan: "..."

Thinking about it this way, it's simply black humor!

She remembered that when she was still in the real world, there used to be a popular drama called "The End of the World, Bright Moon Knife". There was a scene in the film that the protagonist Fu Hongxue was outraged by various misunderstandings, so martial arts heroes gathered together Discuss **** him, it seems to be called "Tu Xue Conference" or something similar.

As a result, in the middle of the meeting, Fu Hongxue himself descended from the sky, and saw a senior walk out of the crowd, pointing at him and angrily scolded: "Fu Hongxue! How dare you trespass on the Tuxue meeting!"

At that time, Si Yan was watching it with a group of **** friends, when a voice came from a corner of the living room and said, "Does this sentence mean 'Fu Hongxue, we are discussing **** you here! You Why did you come by yourself!'Huh?"

There was three seconds of silence in the living room, followed by bursts of laughter. After calming down, they recalled the plot again... They all felt that if this incident had really happened, then the heroes of the rivers and lakes present must feel real embarrassment!

Well, now it's their turn to face possible embarrassment.

Si Yan listened to them talking about countermeasures with mixed emotions. Not long after, a gust of wind blew open the curtain and rushed into the tent.

"From the creator's point of view, if you are smarter, I will be very pleased." The system used a voice that everyone could hear, so the discussion in the room suddenly stopped.

Jack raised his head to look at the silhouette of the human figure in the tent: "You have the attribute of complaining that you learned from Qi Guan, right?"

“…”

"I'm sorry to tell you, but he's much more likable than you." Jack said as he stood up, looked directly at it, and said his intention with obvious provocation, "Let's read more Well, you can learn anything and mess with its brain."

"...This method is really stupid!" The system seemed to think it was ridiculous, "You guys are trying to defeat me with this? It's like using a cold weapon against ***! Do you think I'm a backward USB flash drive? Broken due to capacity problems?"

"No, we definitely didn't look down on you that much." Jack's expression was serious and sincere.

Then he took two steps forward, looking at the system with folded arms: "I just want to be human... What was that word you used before? Oh, Yu Zhong! I think your judgment ability is up to It is not at the level of human intelligence.”

"Then give it a try." The system looked at him. From the slight change in outline, Si Yan felt that it should have been slightly lifted, and then imagined that it had a condescending and contemptuous look.

"Trying." Jack replied very politely.

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After the "meeting" ended, several people "tested".

And it's not just them trying, Jack also asked Qi Guanyi to write letters to several familiar characters such as Qi Guanbao, Yun Li, Si Wan Si Rao, etc., so that everyone can try it together.

When Si Yan opened the curtain and walked into Qi Guanyi's tent, she saw him gasping for breath while looking at the ceiling with a flushed face. She asked in a daze, "What's wrong?", and Qi Guanyi immediately raised his hand: "Don't come over!"

…?

Si Yan hesitated, seeing that he was still staring at the roof of the tent, she walked over with light steps.

On the desk in front of him, there was an open book, with four black characters on the blue cover: "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

... Can you be so excited to watch Art of War? Qi Guanyi, you love your job too much, don't you?

Then Si Yan opened it curiously and glanced at it.

"Damn it!" She was so stunned that she didn't know what expression to put on, "What the hell... are you trying to sell dog meat?!"

The content inside is actually... **** pictures? ? ?

She recalled the glance just now, it seems that it is still 3p or 4p? !

Looks like there is a text explanation? !

Qi Guanyi's usual actions are so...pure and harmless, yet he secretly watched this? !

Si Yan had the illusion of witnessing the all-science master in the class secretly hiding pornographic books.

Qi Guanyi looked at her after concentrating for a while, and seeing her expression, she knew that she must have seen something in the book.

"...cough." He coughed and held his forehead in pain, "This is Jack's stupid trick! Let us read all kinds of books, and the unscrupulous books must be put on serious covers. It is said that'Nu Wa ' can't tell the difference."

Si Yan: "...he asked you to read all kinds of books, so you just pick this one?!"

"What..." Qi Guanyi lay down on the table aggrievedly, pounding his fists on the table, "He got all the books! I even flipped through twenty of them and they were all like this. The other half were men and men... I No choice!"

Si Yan: "..."

Jack is so bad!

Should she start picking for him, and then take the "men and men" to Papa Fifth?

Then, it became a "seventh prince was forced to read the little pornographic book, and his girlfriend couldn't help but comfort him"... a weird and warm drama.

Si Yan could tell that Qi Guanyi wasn't just pretending, she really couldn't stand it. Probably from his moral point of view, it is really unacceptable to see this kind of thing. In short, he is very painful.

So at the beginning, Si Yan, who was thinking about things like "watching a|v with boyfriend and girlfriend together is very interesting|interesting", saw him like this and gave up the idea of ​​watching it with him. Coax him next to him when he can't go down:

"It's okay, we are sacrificing for our country!"

"It's okay, we're losing our integrity for righteousness!"

"It's okay, you just take it as unlocking various theoretical knowledge in advance for our happy life in the future!"

When she said the third sentence, Qi Guanyi's expression froze suddenly, and then he just looked at her like this: "You'd better... go out first."

Si Yan: "..."

She already wanted to sleep with him as soon as she saw him abstinent and young, let alone seeing him read pornographic books for a long time today? At that moment, she hugged his waist and fell on his shoulder, and said shamelessly: "I don't, you can't help it, why don't you?"

Qi Guanyi took a deep breath.

When he first saw her teasing him like this, he teased her if she was crazy. Then, he teased himself if he was crazy.

According to his usual thinking, he should think that girls who throw themselves into his arms are not good girls. But every time she did this, he couldn't feel any disgust at all.

It seemed that when she did this, no matter how helpless or embarrassed he was, he would still think that her character was fine, and he just ignored her because he liked him.

The problem is, he really likes her too! Every time she did this, he felt like he was cultivating immortality by suppressing himself.

Qi Guanyi, who was trying to take a deep breath to force herself to calm down, unknowingly put her hand under Si Yan's armpit.

The tie on her jacket is right there, as long as you pull it off, everything will start naturally.

And at the position where the lace is further forward and a little higher...

His hand touched the soft bump inadvertently while touching the lacing, which was a place he shouldn't be touching right now.

"Qi Guanyi." Si Yan felt the position of his hand, and her face was slightly red, she murmured, "Qi Guanyi, I like you. I am very afraid that something unexpected will happen to this matter, and we will never see each other again. .”

So she really wanted to leave an extremely intimate memory with him. Although she absolutely does not agree with this natural behavior being overly sanctified and ritualized, if it is achieved with him, it does have some unusual meanings to her.

——In reality, she has no practical experience in this kind of thing. Being with him was her first experience.

And if the contest with the system fails in the end, and she returns to the hospital to die in a vegetable state, she doesn't know when she will wake up... This may be the only "experience" in this regard in her life.

Si Yan sorted out her thoughts and felt that her desire for this matter at this moment seemed a little pathological, but she also felt that there was nothing abnormal about it.

"Do you know, if we really have to separate... you may be the only love in my life." Si Yan hugged his arm, feeling a little sad in her heart, "I want to try the two worlds with you All the things that can be done, I want to leave enough thoughts for myself.”

She actually cried herself just like that. In the blink of an eye, she felt her eye sockets were wet. She wiped it off and said, "I still have another world, but in my world... there is no you." .”

When the words fell, she felt Qi Guanyi tremble slightly.

Then he jumped up suddenly, hugged her horizontally and walked towards the bed.

"...Qi Guanyi?" Si Yan's eyes were still clouded with tears, and she was pleasantly surprised when she saw the bed curtain not far away, "Qi Guanyi, you..."

"I only have one world, and there is only one you in my world." Qi Guanyi said calmly, bent down and gently placed her on the couch, stared at her face, and let out a long breath.