The Bloody Road to Longevity Chapter 452: Human meatballs
Charlie hurriedly leaned in and smiled: "I can't help it, I have to enjoy such a good thing slowly, and eat it all at once, what can I do in the future? God, it's really delicious, enough for me to reminisce three times. Year! Brother, why haven't your storage bracelets been taken away?"
Buxiu said: "Then how do I know? Maybe it's because we are handsome?"
Charlie nodded and said, "Your analysis is very reasonable! You are good people at first sight, so I can't help but come together with you. I am very lucky to meet you and chickens! From now on , as long as you need me, I will go through fire and water!"
Buxiu said: "A chicken bought you off?"
Charlie said: "No no no, at least two!"
That night, Charlie slept very honestly, like a piggy, purring filled the small cave, it really rained outside the cave, and there was thunder in the cave. The four of them regretted letting him move in, and they couldn't sleep well all night.
The next day, the rain didn't stop. As Charlie said, there might be another beast fight today. Five people were taken away, and one of them was afraid. He pulled the railing and refused to go. Weeping, he was beheaded by a jailer on the spot, and the body was thrown in the open space in the valley, lying desolately in the rain, and then a random person was appointed to fill the vacancy.
Jiang Xiaobai and the others were shocked, but the others were accustomed to it, and no one felt any discomfort. Charlie even gloated at the misfortune, pointing at the corpse and smiling at Jiang Xiaobai and the others: "See, I'm right, okay? It's better to die than live. It's not that I don't want to go alone. There are many people who don't want to go. Look at it. There will be meatballs to eat tomorrow! , one of the hegemons can still live a happy life.”
After noon, the rain stopped. Although Jiang Xiaobai killed the five tyrants yesterday and said on the spot that he wanted to be the boss, no one agreed, but when the wind was released, everyone looked at them with a different look, with awe, no one dared to go to the water tank closest to Jiang Xiaobai. Drink water, and when Jiang Xiaobai and a few others have drank it, everyone rushes forward.
Charlie beamed with joy, approached Jiang Xiaobai and said, "It feels really good to be the boss, I've been here for over a hundred years, and it was the first time I drank water all over my head, and it was really sweet and delicious, brother, don't you think so too? ?"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "You're so good!"
Charlie said: "You will love this feeling in the future, I promise!"
Bu Hugh said: "Charlie, you are hopeless!"
Charlie laughed: "It's hard to have fun!"
Charlie is really having fun. People who look down on him usually come to flatter him and show great hospitality. When he goes to shit, he even picks up stones for him. Pulling Charlie to his feet. When he came back, he took out the steamed buns that Jiang Xiaobai had accumulated in the past two days and sent them to those who were pleasing to the eye.
At noon the next day, Charlie really got it, and there were meatballs to eat. It seems that the five people who participated in the Beast Fighting Tournament yesterday really died. Jiang Xiaobai and the others thought that no one would want to eat meatballs made from fried human flesh, but when the jailer brought the meatballs over, the whole valley was boiling. Too many, not everyone has a share, many people put their hands out of the railing
, yelling, almost like a jailer.
Bou Xiu frowned: "Are these people so greedy?"
Charlie said: "You are locked here for hundreds of years, and you can't see a single shred of meat at ordinary times. It is estimated that you will be crazier than them!"
Bu Xiu said: "Have you eaten it too?"
Charlie said: "What's the joke? I would eat something so disgusting?"
Buxiu said: "That's fine, otherwise I'll kick you out."
Charlie grins.
The jailer carried the meatballs and didn't go anywhere, but went straight to their hole and put one of the baskets outside the railing. Try it out, the meatballs just out of the pot are still hot!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Give it to others, we don't need it!"
Charlie also waved his hand and said, "That's right, we won't eat such disgusting food!"
The jailer laughed and said, "Disgusting? Charlie, others don't know about you, but I don't know about you? You are the most popular, and you don't give you food, and you call your father and mother a curse. I usually take care of you, right? As the saying goes, dogs can't stop eating shit, how did you learn it today? The sun hasn't come out of the west yet?"
Charlie was very embarrassed when his shortcomings were revealed. He looked at Bu Xiu and Jiang Xiaobai and laughed twice, then looked at the jailer and said, "It's mainly because your meatballs are too rough, last time I ate one. Nails, last time I ate a P-eye, and a nipple-head, with hair growing on the nipple-head, it made me sick, and I don't want to eat it anymore."
The jailer said: "What did you say? Don't beg me again in the future!"
Charlie was startled, for fear that after Jiang Xiaobai's chicken legs were eaten by him, he would not be able to eat meat in the future, so he stretched his neck, winked and said, "We will talk about it later, you understand!"
The jailer spat, "I know shit!" He took two handfuls of meatballs and threw them in through the gap between the railings, and after saying hello, a few people carried the baskets and left.
Charlie looked at the meatballs all over the place, then looked at Jiang Xiaobai and the others, smiled and said, "This **** is talking nonsense."
Buxiu said: "Didn't you say you haven't eaten it?"
Charlie smiled again and said, "If a person is not a sage, how can he be blameless? At that time, when he was young and ignorant, he would make a mistake and become an eternal hatred, but I have quit for many years, and I will not eat it again in the future. ."
Bu Xiu said: "You are so disgusting, move out tomorrow!"
Charlie said anxiously, "No way, I'll die with you guys!" Then he bent down and picked up the meatballs one by one, put them together, and said, "I'll take them out later. Go win people's hearts!"
Bu Xiu said: "I think you are still addicted to this kind of life?"
Charlie said: "Progress always makes people happy!"
Day by day, it was peaceful, day after day, and a month passed in a blink of an eye. During this month, every time someone had meatballs, they would be the first to send them to Jiang Xiaobai's cell and let them taste it first. In Charlie's words, it was to break their will.
Jiang Xiaobai is already the uncrowned king in this valley. No one interferes where he wants to go, so when he is venturing, he will walk around, looking for loopholes. It turns out that except for a large cave leading to the outside world, there is no other way out. . And when they let the wind out, there was a stone wall in the cave, and the jailers who delivered the meals
Every time I come from there, it must be turned on at that time.
Around the valley, there are sentries on the top of the mountain, which are relatively hidden and cannot be seen inadvertently. There are people on duty all the time, staring at the valley.
Jiang Xiaobai is also helpless.
This evening, a few people were lying in the cave with their eyes closed, when suddenly footsteps came from outside the cave, and some people thought, haven't the steamed buns already been delivered? Why are there still people here? But he still looked up and saw two people standing outside the cave, with unfamiliar faces, not the ones who usually deliver steamed buns.
Charlie craned his neck and said, "Dude, what's the matter?"
The man outside the cave said, "The five of you are ready to participate in the Beast Fighting Conference tomorrow!"
Charlie jumped up immediately, his face turned blue, and said anxiously: "What did you say? Why are the five of us?"
The man said: "Aren't you just five people?"
Charlie said anxiously: "I just came to visit. There were only four people in this cave, not enough for a group!"
The man said: "Isn't it enough now?"
Charlie was so anxious that his tears almost fell, and said, "I'll go back right away!"
The man said: "Don't talk nonsense, the list has come down, Charlie and the four Little East, is your name Charlie?"
Charlie said anxiously: "I have already changed my name. My name is Richard now. You must be mistaken!"
The man said, "It's you who made the mistake, so don't go out, or you will be shot!" After speaking, he turned and left.
Charlie stood there in a daze, his eyes were sluggish, like a fool, after a while, he suddenly squatted down, covered his face and started crying~IndoMTL.com~ kept saying: "I'm going to die, I I'm going to die, I'm going to be meatballs..."
After crying for a long time, seeing that there was no movement behind him, he turned his head and saw that the four Jiang Xiaobai were still lying on the same spot, and they stared at him blankly.
Charlie stopped crying and said, "Why don't you cry?"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Can crying solve the problem?"
Charlie said: "But wouldn't you be more scared if you didn't cry?"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Then keep crying!"
Charlie squatted beside Jiang Xiaobai, with a bitter face, and said, "Brother, I really don't want to die!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "I told you, being the boss has to pay a price!"
Charlie said: "But the price is too high, isn't it? Boss, I haven't done enough! Can I not be the boss?"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Do you think it would be useful to tell me?"
Charlie fell silent.
Bu Xiu said: "Didn't you say that you will die with us? Isn't it just right now to your liking?"
Charlie said: "I'm just talking for fun, who knows that it will become a prophecy? Why are you so big, you are not afraid at all?"
Bu Xiu sneered and said: "What kind of wind and waves have you never seen? If we were all afraid, we would have been scared to death by ourselves!" He sighed and said, "I'm just unwilling!"
The rumor said: "That's right, we have implicated the young master and Xiao Chen! If we can really go out, we won't be prostitutes in this life, it's not worth it!"
Charlie said: "If I could go out, the first thing I would do would be to go to prostitutes, a hundred prostitutes a night!"
Several people looked sideways.