The Conjuror Xena: 217: The trick of the old **** stick
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"Very well, Yu Facai, don't make this lady upset, my grandfather is still watching from the sky."
Sit up in front of the old **** stick with Erlang's legs enchantingly and leisurely, looking up at the clear sky.
As soon as I heard the word "Grandpa Grandpa", I remembered the terrifying Lei Wei just now, and Yu Fa Cai suddenly trembled violently, and his head was almost buried between his legs. How dare you look up to see if it stands upright in the sky? It bears the afterimage of the spiritual imprint of a man of three decay and robbery.
Fear!
This kind of repeated frustration lies in getting rich and converging into a subconscious fear of the woman in front of me! Just like a conditioned reflex, maybe he will not shrink from encountering someone stronger than enchanting in the future, but the fear of enchanting under the brand today makes him unable to get rid of her nightmare in this life!
The trauma caused by Fa Cai's soul is far from enchanting, because she does not want this old man's life. As the old **** stick himself said, everyone is a liar. It is only superior to skill and does not take life.
"Senior Yu..." The enchanting toes touched the ground, and Yu Fa Cai was frightened and shivered. He offended the younger generation who was valued by the three decays of heaven and man. Ten thousand lives were not enough for him.
"I have something to ask you."
The enchanting directly cut into the question of Shenzong, skipping the topic of what robbed the old man of all his possessions. She handled it this way, so she wouldn't have any complaints when she got rich? Hahaha...
"Little...Miss, please say." She was shaking and bit her tongue.
"I made a bet with my grandfather’s old friend, Mo Wen, grandpa. He said that I would only eat, drink and have fun without learning and skill, and I would not become a great weapon in the future. I didn’t believe it, so I sneaked out of the mountain. Be sure to join the first sect of the Blue Devil Sea-Shenzong, and mix in it, but what's cheating is that they don't hire new apprentices now. You are so familiar with the secrets of Shenzong, show me a clear way! "
Let’s talk nonsense, the most enchanting skill, anyway, if the old **** stick is unwilling afterwards, looking for the trouble of that illusory "Don’t ask" the strong, it’s impossible in this world to be like her. Is there a great power to ask?
Enchanting and relaxed. But Yu Facai was so bloody!
You little evildoer, you know from the very beginning that the old man is not a member of Shenzong, and you follow along all the way pretending to be foolish. You you you...poof! I, I, I... piercing your heart, ah, the wise old man is ruined in your hands!
Smash the teeth and swallow it in the stomach. Yu Facai said to Yao Lao with a bitter face, "This lady, Shenzong’s most regular method of recruiting apprentices is once every ten years. The scope involves the entire Fengshen Continent and even the entire Blue Devil Sea. Every request and task will be It is posted in various Shenzong sub altars, and if you meet the requirements, you can enter the outer door of Shenzong to practice Shenzong’s unique exercises. The last time you accepted a disciple was seven years ago, and the young lady only had to wait for three years.
The old **** stick was interrupted coldly before he finished speaking!
"Nonsense! Do you think this young lady is someone who has been waiting for three years? This kind of thing that all the commoners of the Conferred God Continent know, I need you to say?" In the eyes, the enchanting body immediately steamed with terrifying pressure!
The old **** stick was so weak that it shrank to the ground, and the big head was roaring. Damn, are you scared? If you don't say anything useful, Xiaoming will really be like a yellow leaf at the end of autumn, and a gust of wind can cut your breath.
"Wait! Let me think about it again!" Yu Fachai yelled in panic, for fear that the three-fading spirit of heaven and man standing on his brain would be killed by the brand.
Looking at the old **** stick, he wanted to look up at the sky, but he seemed to have a huge iron hanging around his neck, and he couldn't lift it up. The enchanting knew that he must be afraid of that imaginary power. It's already a bad laugh.
"Also...There are also some Fengshan Venerables who are full and have nothing to do, or important elders will turn into ordinary people to travel down the mountain from time to time. If there is a child with good qualifications on the road, they will find a way to bring up the mountain gate. You Longzi Da Neng did it just like this, so I pretended to be him.” Old man Yu grievedly scratched the mud on the ground with his fingers.
"That is."
Shook little finger enchantingly and disdainfully.
"How many people like you can meet with the best, it's impossible that the boring old men of Shenzong have the label "I am the strong, take me" on their heads, so I can find it at a glance Isn’t it? This bad luck idea, I’m afraid it’s more cheating than having me wait for three years?"
Dissatisfied... A tone of extreme dissatisfaction revealed from the enchanting expression.
"Wait! Let me think about it again!"
Yu Facai roared heartbreakingly, and Waterfall Khan fell from his face. This was his last chance. If he could not give a convincing answer, he would have no face to continue living.
While stirring his brains, Yu Fa Cai bit his fingers viciously.
After a long time, the old **** stick said hesitantly.
"I have heard..."
Just at the beginning of the words, an expression of horror suddenly appeared on the cheek of the old **** stick.
"No, no, no... this can't be said, this can't be said. This is too dangerous, and I can't live if you die." He muttered to himself like a demon, as if he didn't want to show it to his heart. Say something.
The enchanting eyes shrunk, looking at the state of the old **** stick at this time, it seems that it has reached its limit and is finally about to spit out something unknown, but she is afraid of the power of the "Grandpa Grandpa" she has fabricated out of thin air. The way to escape is too dangerous. If she is injured according to what he said, then her "grandfather" will return to look for him and bury him.
"Let's talk about it, everything has nothing to do with you after you say it. I won't let anyone trouble you because of your next words." Enchanting said seriously.
Shenzong can't force it, but her time is limited, so no matter what way she cheated, as long as the old **** stick said it was true, she would try it.
"Really?"
The old **** stick showed a pitiful expression, how sincere and sincere the expression was.
"Then I will say..." He swallowed his saliva, and said weakly, "Everyone knows that the four major gates guard the four gates that border the demons. Passed. Outside the gates, there are boundless demon forces. It is necessary to prevent the invasion of the demons and protect the territories of the human race. Therefore, the true powerhouses of the upper four sects will gather in the four gates in turn."
"There are thirty-six layers of demons within the boundary of the city guarded by Shenzong, and the monsters in it are stronger than the other."
"The daily work of the Shenzong disciples stationed in the city is to strangle the demons, and after the demons are slaughtered, they can also plunder the ores and illusions they carry. Besides the dangers and hardships, the income is abundant, so in addition to the Shenzong's own disciples In addition, it also attracted many powerful casual practitioners from the human settlements around the Conferred God Continent."
"With the addition of these non-Shenzong disciples, Shangcheng’s power to deter the demons is even stronger. Because of this advantage, Shenzong does not reject the intervention of other small human races, and once a strategy is discovered in these casual cultivators Outstanding people, Shenzong's city guarding great power will also find ways to incorporate these casual repairs into the Shenzong gate."
Speaking of this, the old **** stick looked at his enchanting face with trepidation. The innocent look seemed to say: "I'm finished, it's up to you what to do next."
Magic war?
Enchanting frown and bit his finger.
Actually, the old **** stick can imagine how fierce the battle of the Blue Devil Sea in the early Yuan Dynasty is. Although the last four sects acted arrogantly, no one can replace them in the value of guarding the stability of the human race. Which of the so-called human and demons guarded by the four sects is not piled up bit by bit with the blood of thousands of human races?
Yes, if you perform well at Shangcheng Pass guarded by Shenzong, you have a great chance to quickly enter the camp of Shenzong's core disciples, but if you really choose this trip, it will inevitably be extremely dangerous.
Enchanting thinking, the old **** stick also lay on the ground obediently and dare not say much.
"Sure."
After a long time, it seemed enchanting and determined. A free and easy wave to the old **** stick.
"You can go now."
No longer caring about the expression of the old **** stick, the enchanting has turned around and strode into the dense forest.
Ouch!
I was scared to death!
Half an hour after the enchanting left, I didn't dare to breathe aloud when I got rich. It wasn't until he squatted his hips and his feet were numb that he had the courage to look up at the sky.
Little evildoer walks far away! Grandpa grandpa does not see the birds!
The sky was cloudless, and the bright sunshine made him dizzy and tears running. This is the tears of rebirth...
Yu Fa-Cai struggled to fumble under his trousers, his wretched appearance really made people think he had some bad habits.
After a while, his big hand stretched out from his waistband, but at this time, there was a vermilion medicine pill between his fingers that he didn't know what to do.
And his grievances and his eyes filled with sincere tears suddenly resembled the eyes of a wolf in the middle of the night...In an instant a terrifying evil light broke out!
"Huh, hum, hum! Smelly girl, people who rob you of your grandfather's dear baby have never been in the world, but... they all died in the end!"
"Those gadgets, grandpa Yu, you can’t stop you, grandpa Yu wants to send you to **** by himself!"
"Don’t think that Shangchengguan is such a land that is so easy to break into. Even if you are the tenth-ranked God of War or the God of Judgment, there is no perfect means of self-protection, and...Hahaha, there is a land of spirits, the spirit of the ancestors. If the effect is lost, the old man will not kill you, he will kill you, you have to pay a heavy price for everything you do!"
Don't dare to laugh out loud. Ghost animal Yu Facai squeezed the vermilion medicine pill in his hand, and his whole body twitched with a smile.
He pushed the medicine pill into his mouth, chewing and not forgetting to gnash his teeth in the direction where the enchanting disappeared.
"You stinky girl, stripped all the clothes of the old man, searched all the darlings of the old man, I have a wind charm! I have the armor of the immortal King Kong! I have deceived the iron...uuuuuuu! Well, you little evildoer can't guess that there is a standing reincarnation pill hidden under the old man's ass. For you, the old man has consumed such a precious medicine pill. You have to... die!"
This is a resentment.
Resentment seems to be transformed into a horrible evil force that does not resemble a human thing with the medicine pill taken by the old man. In an instant... countless cracked lines appeared on the naked old man!
Shocking!
Crack, click!
The skin makes a crisp, crackling sound, which is continuous in groups.
If this person is passing by, I'm afraid they will be frightened by the sight in front of them!
Scare!
What is this?
The deep crack lies in the rapid spread of the rich body. He twisted to the ground, his facial features were misplaced, and he knew at a glance that he was suffering greatly. Ignoring his trembling movements, his body is like a stone sculpture that has been weathered for thousands of years and is about to crack. The skin is rolled up, the flesh and blood is lifted, and then large areas are peeled off!
Blood is gushing out, and in a pool of embarrassing blood, you can even see the sharp bones that rise and fall!
It's as if a person's skin and flesh fell on the ground, the internal organs were turned over to the skin, the muscles and bones were misaligned, and even the basic shape of the person could not be maintained!
Is Yu Facai crazy? Self-defeating body! This kind of pain and danger is close to the evil in the world!
Don't choose such a disgusting and painful path for suicide!
Just as the unformed pool of thick blood and bones was about to fall apart, a golden light suddenly appeared in the river of blood. Under this soft light, the blood that had lost its vitality re-coagulated at an incredible speed! The skeleton is rebuilt almost instantaneously, the meridians are renewed, and the newborn skin and hair grow rapidly on the hazy figure!
This process of destruction and rebirth seems to only be seen when the real body is re-elected in the reincarnation of hell.
Call...
The chaotic breath dissipated, and in the same place, an old man with a childlike face and a red face was reborn!
Still so old, still flashing the same ghostly eyes, or Yu Fa Cai himself...
But his bloodline, and the breath radiating from him, are completely different!
I wipe it!
It's against the sky! It is a violation of the six realms of reincarnation.
"Yo Xi! Old man Yu is reborn again! Wow ha ha ha! I thought that when I was young, the old man was lucky enough to be reborn as the best handsome guy, so he spread the heirs! Although he is old now, he is reincarnated as an old man. But he is also an old man!"
Old man Yu whistled easily, but the vicious light in his eyes remained unchanged.
The smelly girl is self-confident that he has a powerful grandfather staring at him, so he never dare to have the idea of harming her, but how does she know that he not only dared to harm her, but also completely from the bones to the blood , Completely changed into another person?
"What is it called this time?" The reborn old **** stick thought to himself, touching his chin. "Ah! Let's call Xu Dabao!"
In the present world, except for the feud, basically no one can tell who he is after being reincarnated with a stick!
"Girl! Your grandfather can't find the old man anymore, so...you go to die!"
"Ah!"
The enchanting who was walking in the dense forest suddenly shivered coldly, because the cold wind in the forest suddenly became cold, making her spine always feel something whistling cold behind her spine.
"Old man Yu is untrustworthy." Enchantingly rubbed the tip of his nose and meditated.
She doesn't have a fledgling girl, and she also knows what kind of old world she is dealing with.
"If I threatened him with the emptiness of'Grandpa Grandpa', he would tell him about the Shenzong City for the first time, and he would still have seven points to be believed. But the old **** stick was so pale that he trembled with fear. , But said two in a row that seemed to be answers, but they were actually delayed answers."
The enchanting thoughts turn quickly.
"So it was not that he was unprepared just to subconsciously tell the truth when he was surviving, but still gritted his teeth in front of huge fear, and carefully arranged the answer after careful consideration."
"The credibility of this answer is only three points at most."
"I'm afraid that apart from Shangcheng and Shenzong taking disciples on the battlefield of demons. There are some real clues that he deliberately concealed!"
The enchanting frown, the guessed cause and effect are actually inseparable from what Yu Fa Cai thought! If you ask why is enchanting so keen? That's because she has also been imprisoned and looted treasures.
She understands that angry mood...that is the madness of letting the other party taste the pain of **** at any cost!
When I thought of this, the corners of the enchanting mouth suddenly raised a faint smile. Although it was the old man Yu who first killed her this time, she would take Yu Facai without any mercy and only left her underpants.
But noncommittal, she enjoys it.
Along the way, she has gone from a little rookie who can be bullied to her present height. Those who bullied her, all over again!
"Although what Yu Facai old **** stick said is only three points credible, I might as well go to Shangcheng to take a look, as long as I don’t be a leading bird, the Shenzong general altar does not recruit disciples anyway. Only patience. Looking for a way to get started."
Enchanting and talking to himself. On the one hand, he headed towards the nearest Conferred God City within the scope of the divine consciousness. After passing through the teleportation array, it should be able to reach the city of Shang very quickly.
Yu Facai has his own cards, reincarnated immediately and changed his breath. Enchanting also has his own way of doing things, absolutely not credulous.
However, after several hours of teleportation, the enchanting soon came to the boundary of Shangcheng. And the journey went smoothly. The talismans who were responsible for the management of the teleportation group in each city heard that the enchanting was going to the enchantment of the human-devil territory, and did not show too much hesitation or laughter or speculation.
It's just that some kind people smiled and told her to do what she could when she went to Shangcheng, and not to go too dangerous places.
When passing through the teleportation array of the last two cities, someone was even walking with her.
"Why did Yu Fa Cai calculate that I would suffer in Shangcheng?" Enchanting was a little confused.
But her attention quickly fell on the few people around her.
A thin middle-aged man with a high crown and two young men who seemed to be his disciples stood proudly in the distance. The thin middle-aged man's eyes looked at the enchanting and other things. accompany.
Without shyness, he said to his two disciples sternly: "Remember! As a teacher, I will bring you two to the magic battlefield. It is not like those idle noble brothers who come to Shangcheng to play! A man should be self-improvement. The children of Fengshen Continent are obliged to dedicate their strength and life to the earth under their feet. Remember! The degeneration of man begins from the subtleties!"
The scathing scolding made me feel enchanting and nervous, not to mention the two young disciples who were drooled by the thin man. The eldest disciple stood upright, looking at the other people in the group with contempt like his master. But the little disciple was so scared that he shrank his neck and wiped his face quietly.
The eyes of the three masters and apprentices looked enchanting and awkward, and she immediately put her head aside and stopped looking at them.
The guardian heart of a thin middle-aged man is not wrong, but it shouldn't be so high and devalue others?
"There will be people like this every day."
Just as the enchanting turned her head, a laughing voice suddenly sounded in her ear. Lifting his head, an old and dirty boy with gorgeous clothes and oiled hair was standing in front of him.
The appearance of the hippie smiling face is not a serious person at first glance.
"No wonder..." The enchanting enlightenment immediately. No wonder the thin middle-aged man looked at him unkindly at the beginning. She thought that the silver ribbon tied around her waist was too eye-catching and aroused the hatred of the middle-aged. It wasn't until he turned around to see this oily man, that the enchanting face felt the same disgust as the three masters and apprentices.
"Where did this guy with oily head and oily face think he was handsome?"
"What did you say?" Out of courtesy, the enchanting blurted out before disgust rose in her heart.
"Here." The man Nunu mouth, raised his chin to the three masters and apprentices and laughed enchantingly: "There are people like this every day. He comes with a passion and feels that the world has a huge mission except himself. The savior ascetics, the others are short-sighted little people."
The man raised his sneered lips.
"In fact, there is no righteous avenue in this world. It's nothing more than if you force you and you are the king. If I lose, I will become a bandit. Everyone says that the city of death is the first line of defense for the human race, and the demons always come to invade I think that the city of Shang is far away from the main city of the human race, but very close to the territory of the demons. It will expand into the territory of the demons every year. To put it bluntly, it is bullying and occupying the land of the demons!"
"I’m a human race, so I don’t think there is anything wrong with this occupation, but what the world says is very disgusting. It’s obviously just for minerals and land boundaries. Righteousness and evil are related. If you raise yourself up high, gilded and set up a memorial, in fact, you still go to kill and snatch. I don't believe it. If the demons don't come to fight, these honest guys will not attack it?"
The man smiled frankly.
It immediately caused extreme disgust among the people around.
"My grass! This guy is a spy from the demons, right?"
"How can you insult Human Race's greatest cause?"
"Bah! Hit him!" Someone was already gearing up. Angrily.
Although enchanting neither agrees with the trivial "righteous" road of the three masters and apprentices, nor does she agree with the negative thoughts of the oil-headed youth, she admires the oil-headed youth's straightforwardness. The human race and the demon race have had hatred for millions of years. To put it bluntly, they are just for the benefit of the word!
The sneer of the oil-headed man reduced the subconscious rejection of this man in the enchanting heart.
"Stop arguing, the teleportation array hasn't opened yet! Do you want to squeeze everyone down? Do it yourself before you get to the devil battlefield, go to Shangcheng and fight a ghost?"
The enchanting rolls his eyes and roars fiercely!
Everyone didn't expect that the girl with a round face, who seemed the most delicate, was so old and hot! They all stuck out their tongues in her roar, no longer provoking each other. It's just that everyone except the enchanting, quickly stepped aside and stood away from the oil-headed man, as if he had a disgusting smell on his body.