The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 13: Parliament


Today at 8.61, the 97th Liu Huang Mountain City Judicial Ministerial Meeting was held on time in High Court. The meeting was presided over by High Court Dean Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One). The meeting examined the major issues of the current judicial system fabric, one by one. The summary of important matters agreed at the meeting is as follows:

The meeting determined that all staff of the judicial organs should carefully study Adam City Lord's four Liu Huang Mountain City documents, effectively fulfill their duties as judicial organs, comply with the discipline law-abiding, and carry out law enforcement in accordance with laws and regulations.

At the end of the meeting, the old pacesetter and model of the judicial system, our most respected old judge, Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One), made an important speech, asking all party and government agencies and staff members to truly understand the spirit of their superiors and unite in the core of Annie Layde Liu Huang Mountain City The second generation of the Party Central is around, unwavering, not swaying, sticking to one core, two pivots .....

Okay, I ca n’t edit it anymore. Except for the last sentence above, which makes Annie the boss, all are deceiving ...

"Do n’t say that I am a dictator, I ’ll ask for your opinions. Tell you a big news, do n’t tell outsiders for the time being. In the future, Annie, uh, is the illegitimate daughter of Magaret and Adam. It is the future boss of Liu Huang Mountain City. No opinion is the best, if there is any opinion? Oh, of course I will accept the opinion with an open mind, um, just accept it. "

The two fools were slandered without a word of silence. I thought that the blockbuster dropped, they would be shocked, but at this moment, the four heavenly kings sitting below were strangely inexplicably silent.

They looked at each other. For a long time, you looked at me, I looked at you, and finally, everyone looked at Kane, who was always honest, and then he stepped forward.

"Master ..... Do n’t you know that it was known to the whole city half a month ago. We thought you were telling us to seize power."

"What !!"

So, I was speechless.

It took me a long time to figure out what was going on.

Originally, Magaret already guessed that I would not take over the authority, discussed with Adam the candidate for succession, and set Annie, which was originally intended to be a lightning shift, and completed the exchange of power before everyone responded ... The big mouth Adam, but said in a public place that it was leaked, and then, such a breaking news is naturally known to the whole city .....

"Who is Annie? If City Lord intends to step down, is the Speaker of the Citizen's Assembly Grant, the Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) of the Judiciary, and the Magaret of the Executive Yuan not the more powerful candidates? What do they think? Other guardians will also leave ? So who protects Liu Huang Mountain City. "

For the citizens of Normal, they never worry about who will be on the stage. They only worry about whether the price of vegetables will rise tomorrow. Is it possible that house prices in the city center will fall.

Well, what they really care about is never the rotation of political parties and big men, but whether life will change as a result. Is it still full of expectations tomorrow ...

The Adam, head of The Three Heads, is going to step down. As a Liu Huang Mountain City's protector, he is going to quit and take over, but it is a little girl who has never heard of it. So, is she living in the town? Will other underground City Lord take this opportunity to intervene? Will the other big guys in the city listen to her?

This seems to have nothing to do with the daily life they care about, but if the whole city is turbulent and even war is caused, then in the past, the daily life of Normal, which is almost luxurious compared to other cities, is probably everywhere.

Citizens who are sensitive to political life these days feel an inexplicable low pressure just above their heads. The sense of depression that comes from wind and rain is breathless.

"That idiot !!!"

I gritted my teeth. If I heard the news yesterday and saw the busy feet of Magaret and Adam, I might celebrate it, but now I have both taken Quest, and that stupid act has become me. Trouble.

Assess it a bit, and I guess that there must be a mess outside now. There are no shortage of ambitionists and thugs everywhere. It used to be overwhelmed by The Three Heads. Now Adam intends to make a great deal, then, If you want to take advantage of this opportunity, it will certainly not be less.

I lay on the chair, countless bad ideas lingered in my head, but my fingers hit the table habitually.

"Someone already should have jumped out. Who is opposing and who is in favor."

Hall of Legislation is also the intelligence department of the judicial system. When I asked, Lilith stood out and refused.

"The leaders of most official organizations have expressed their opinions, at least on the surface, they agree with Annie as City Lord. But there are two people in power who have not spoken yet, and everyone is guessing whether they have ideas. "

"Who?"

"Grant of the Citizens Assembly ..."

"Is he? It's stupid. When ambition surpasses his ability, he will sooner or later die."

However, the civic council is at least a nominal public representative body. If he insists on opposing Annie, it is really a trouble.

The reason why it is said to be "nominal" is somewhat allusion.

After the establishment of Liu Huang Mountain City, in order to reconcile the increasingly acute conflicts between ethnic groups, Magaret imitated the kingdom of Elf on the ground, and set up a civic council, in which representatives of various ethnic groups discussed, and certain results were achieved in the beginning, but the results , But it is the consequence of being too big.

The first councils were only patriarchs and elders of various races who were eligible to enter. They have a high reputation among their races. When they become representatives of their races, they will naturally expect more for their races. Benefits, but the total cake is limited. When several powerful races are united, the living space and resources of the clan will naturally be occupied. Slowly, with the establishment of small circles and small teams, each The interests of the parties are intertwined, and the parliament has an increasingly higher voice.

When a proposal for the establishment of the "human Special Zone" and "Dwarf Special Zone" was made, watching these proud "big men" for their own interests, the forces behind them already can not be ignored, "Wisdom" Great Saint finally realized the taste of lifting his own feet.

So she asked Devil for help ..... well, it was me.

So, referring to the experience of two generations, I gave her the answer sheet called Devil letter.

At that time, there were people marching to the streets every day, and various groups organized speeches to make troubles. If the rights of the people are above all else, public opinion cannot be violated. Tomorrow will be to the evil dictator and let the citizen council be in power. However, as early as already, it turned into a kind of violence of the majority against the minority.

Seeing this situation, I know that if we simply ban the parliament, we will directly riot. Then, all these decades of efforts have been put to waste, so I think of a trick.

Aren't you asking for the power of Parliament? OK, I promise, I'm afraid that you are not manpowered enough, and allow you to expand the membership and increase the total number of seats.

At that time, Barr, the then Speaker of the House, was overjoyed, and even that day was set as a victory day for the parliament, but .........

...... Now they are defined as stupid day .....

The initial MPs were only 30, and only large ethnic groups had a population base to be elected to MPs.

"How does this work? The council is a representative of every citizen. Where 30 people are enough, small races must have their own members. Let's have more."

So, with a stroke of my hand, I directly expanded ten times, three hundred people!

So, their happiness is broken. After all, in their minds, there are more members and the voice of nature among the people is louder.

But then, I had some trouble. There were ten times as many MPs at once, so where did the remaining MPs come from?

So, for a time, what a big head businessman, the second son-in-law of the elders in the Grey Dwarf family, and the second son-in-law, the longest son of Gnome Race, all wanted to be prestigious.

"Approve. Everyone is a representative of public opinion, why am I blocking." The list of members came to me and gave a green light.

So there are more and more MPs, but I still don't think enough.

"Well. Add a share of one hundred people this quarter, you can share it yourself. Don't always let the strong take the responsibility. You eat meat, and you want other people to drink soup. Let those great artisans, Normal citizens , Teachers, scholars also have the opportunity to participate in politics. "

So, the number of members is increasing. At this time, some people in already found that the situation was wrong, but at this time, everyone was crazy for the new quota. Whoever said that they would block the expansion of the parliament, it was everyone. enemy.

"Well, you Dracon are just a few of these people, naturally you don't want other races to increase the number of members. Oh! Selfish lizards!"

"Okay, don't add seats, then, **** black charcoal with pointed ears, just give your seats to us sons of the earth."

Okay, ignore this boring process, let's see the results ..... Now the total population of Liu Huang Mountain City is less than 3 million people, but there are 10,000 members ...

Well, imagine what happened when more than 10,000 people were meeting in a small auditorium? Can you imagine how long it would take for an offer to be signed by 9,000 people? Can you imagine that it will be all day long when Members of the light are coming?

Well, due to excessive bloat and inefficiency, when they need to complete one of the simplest issues in a month, today's citizen council, already is purely furnishing ...

Of course, they are also trying to reduce the size of the parliament, but it is too difficult for already to lay down its rights. Everyone is a representative of public opinion. Who do you let out? Why did I go out? Isn't that everyone is equal? Why should I go out, not you?

The status of a legislator represents direct interests. At least there are a few businessmen behind it. Whoever you let out will be desperate for you.

"Hey, parliament needs more grass-roots representatives. I think every grass-roots unit should have its own voice."

When there are a large number of members of the residents' committee and a fish-selling vendor in the parliament, when the status of a parliament member becomes cabbage, the so-called seizure of power and the so-called fight for family and ethnic interests have become a joke.

Now most of the lawmakers are just fighting for small people ’s livelihood issues such as tariffs on fishery products brought by Fishmen. They can fight for their lives. Those “big family leaders and big people” are often sprayed by ordinary people. Spit on his face, even staged a full martial arts.

As for major resolutions related to development? Oh, from half a year, often before the resolution is completed, other government departments already have completed their work.

"Why? Wait for your decision? Sorry, if you do n’t deal with it, all the agricultural products will be rotten / the city wall will fall down / the diplomatic city will declare war with us."

In addition, in order to amend the parliamentary system, the legislative body must be passed, and the legislative power of High Court is in my hands ... Hehe, the parliament will continue to argue and quarrel. I have brought it several times. Snacks and friends, go to the parliament to watch the gladiatorial battle ..... Hum, well, watch the democratic comments.

Okay, the members of the public opinion representative are really amazing, but today ’s parliament can't do anything. Their 90% energy and time are completely sharpened by infinite internal consumption. What are the voices of the big names? Oh, sorry, everyone is the elected public opinion representative, everyone is the same, but there are no big names.

So, the powerful, the ambitionist, are drowned in the crowd

Not without smart people, but the parliamentary system is a new thing in this world, but I am an old churros. When they find that the situation is wrong, already cannot turn back.

"It is not your opinion to increase parliamentary seats and to expand parliamentary power. Why, now you are going against the public opinion, and how are you going to explain to the people who elected you?"

Okay, they just interrupt their teeth and swallow.

But at this point, I did n’t know that I had been fooled, and I was really stupid. So, I also became a "sly Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One)" and "the Devil general mask man". Naturally, those members Speakers and their forces have always had a poor relationship with our judicial system.

"Grand's objection is expected. He is as ambitious as his stupid father, Barr, but unfortunately, at least his father is a bit smart, and he is stupid like a pig. He I really do n’t know that after Adam and Magaret have made up their minds, no one in this Liu Huang Mountain City can stop them. The idiot with a praying arm is a idiot for a car. When a tiger has n’t eaten for three years, it ’s a vegetarian. Huh, who is a fool who does n’t speak? "

Suddenly, the Lilith, which was just being talked about again, is dumb again, and it is quiet below, and everyone's eyes are turned to Kane .....

This time, the honest Knight of Justice with his eyes looked at the sky, pretending that he was not existence, and for a long time, after I guessed that already had said something stupid, the expression of Lilith turned aside, stubbornly speaking.

"It's you, that's why we thought you wanted us to seize power ..."

So, I'm speechless here.

"Eliza, why not tell me? Maybe, I should reduce the funding of the intelligence organization."

In accordance with the principle that the Four Heavenly Kings must have a fifth, my fifth Heavenly King is the Eliza of the "observer" of the subjective intelligence department.

My spiritual maid's answer came from the spiritual link.

"I'm sorry, the day you heard the news, you happened to be overnight in the Town Security detention center. I really couldn't sneak in to send you information. After that, the information should be on your desk. Didn't you see it?"

Remembering that I haven't been in office for a long time, I glanced at the document mountain where already pressed the thick willow desk to shaky, I silently cut off the link with the poison tongue maid.

Even if it is far away, even if the discourse is surprised and respectful, I can imagine the arrogant expression of the opposite already bending with a smile on its face.

Lying with my eyes closed and lying on a chair, I am lost in thought. I do n’t need to think about the past, but the future is important!

Although the parliament itself can't play a role, it would be a big trouble if the big families with intricate roots must oppose it. It is not enough to use force alone to fight against the old guys. Therefore, Adam will come to ask me.

Serious attentions fluttered in my head. Of course, it is not bad to say conspiracy ... Gradually, a perfect plan is gradually taking shape.

"Okay, listen to my plan ..."

After I was proud to say the plan, they froze.

"Here ... isn't it too much, sir?"

"Sir, Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One), although it is not illegal, it is ... uncommon? Unethical?"

"An old objection, this idea is too crazy. If the outside world knows it, our four halls and one house will have a reputation."

"I think it's very interesting, boss. Come on, you let me do what you do."

Looking at the roaring Four Lords of Justice below, I smiled proudly.

"Oh, as a parting gift, let's have a good time."


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