The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 156: Building a city
In my office, a debate about truth and culture is ongoing, and I am accepting challenges from my juniors.
"There is no future for a race that despises other cultures openly. Those stupid long ears are the most obvious example. When you regard the new and alien culture as a flood beast, you also close the door to advance!"
"Well, that's a good point. Standing still will only lead to rigid thinking and will eventually be eliminated by the times."
"So, we must be good at learning from other people's cultural traditions. Maybe he is seen today as killing Matt, vulgar, and absurd, but maybe in the eyes of future generations, he will be regarded as a classic! Any artist who crosses the ages, at the beginning, he is not accepted by the times. "
"Well, indeed, there are many examples of this, many of the current classics, which were also non-mainstream in the past. The non-mainstream bands of the past have now become Uranus superstars. What is the impression that the weird jigsaw puzzle is actually an impressionist masterpiece, It ’s hard to understand an old antique like me. Maybe I still ca n’t understand it, but I will not hinder the development of new things. On the contrary, I will study and absorb him. "
"It is great for you to understand. Your Highness, if we are to enter a new era and establish a new era in which flowers bloom, we must recognize the culture and personal preferences of other races. Trying to understand and respect is the beginning of all communication. And the reason this world is so confusing is the lack of people like you who are literate. "
"Oh, Timmy, you're so talkative, say I'm in full bloom."
"What about my design?"
"Oh, still not."
Looking at Timirette who was desperate, I smiled cruelly. I lost your face to make you hurt. The whole world says I am a careful eye of revenge. Let me show you how I hold my revenge.
"I say so much to let your cat ear communicator, beast tail energy pool, and bathing suit armor pass? Are you tired? Or do you think that I will be so easily flickered. OK, I always respect other races Tradition, but are you sure that your Perverts design is based on normal aesthetics, and not to satisfy your selfish desires? Do you dare to swear by conscience and dare to swear by your sister ’s reputation. "
Well, Timiret is speechless, but I stepped up to make up for it.
"Furthermore, even for selfish desire. It ’s too simple for you to think about. They all say that maid outfits look good, and you know that I do like maid outfits, but you know that maid outfits are wearing a two-meter-high waist and three-foot brawny guy What's it like on your body? Blind my golden dog eyes, ruined the three views, I stared at Eliza the same night and recovered it! "
".... You are so naive, you just think about the youthfulness of the three-point swimsuit girl, but you don't think about the terribleness of the swimsuit grandma. You think about the sailor girl young girl, but you don't think I have to fill the tender sailor suit and the old magic girl. Not to mention those uncles in swimsuits whose feet and chest hair have not faded, blind my dog's eyes. I had a nightmare for one night! "
It's really nonsense this time, I can now paint the dream scene.
"In a nightmare, a group of muscular men dressed in maid costumes walked in a neat square array and marched to me. They lifted their hips and walked twisty cat steps, and they also raised the little witch into a wand high. Shout slogans, whatever 'represents the moon to punish you', 'love and courage', even the 'Nicole Nicole', 'I did n’t take medicine today, I think I ’m cute, what is it!' "
"Also, don't say I haven't read the book, then raise one arm and shout," Hi, King of Gentlemen! "What does it mean, plagiarism is too obvious, isn't it! I am not King of Gentlemen!"
The roar spread all the way to the wall, but it was only the beginning of my venting. Because of that weird parade, I was scared to wake up in the middle of the night and did n’t sleep. I stared at Eliza with blood-red eyes and looked at Midnight, making her think me Totally crazy.
"Rogues are not terrible, they are afraid that the rogues have culture, Perverts is not terrible, they are afraid that Perverts is knowledgeable, naughty kid(s) is not terrible, it is naughty and no one is foolish!"
I haven't been so miserable for so many years, and even my reputation has developed in a weird direction. How can it be possible without good revenge.
"naughty kid(s) must be disciplined. The more it is distorted, the more it needs to be corrected in time, or it will evolve into super naughty kid(s) sooner or later."
"Pop!" After a ringing finger, the door was open, and a group of big men entered, they were all big men, but they were dressed in Timiret's design ... well, for today ’s lunch, still It is not specifically described. In short, even if the eyes are closed in time, the sound of the muscles colliding makes people nauseous.
"..... I probably know your preferences. Since it is your own design, you can taste it!"
"Wait, Your Highness, I know I'm wrong! Ah, it's so disgusting to move your chest muscles, don't rub me with your greasy face, sir, help me, I'm really wrong!"
Even if the blind scene is closed in advance, the scream of naughty kid(s) is still pleasant.
"Wrong? Let ’s play with your new friend for a few hours, take it."
"Small Timmy, sorry, these are all His Highness orders, but rest assured, the head already approved the application to join Gentleman Alliance, and everyone will be brothers in the future. Wait for him and a few key members to release from the flagpole. After that, we will give you a ceremony to join the group. Everyone likes your design very much. In the future, your design can be digested directly inside our group. You don't have to worry about not having research funds. "
"Wait, wait, when did I apply to join a pervert alliance ...? Don't touch me, I have done great work for Lan Guo! I bleed for His Royal Highness! You ca n’t do this! Your Highness, please You, put me on the flagpole. "
Listening to the application for the flagpole, I can understand the other person's regret. In this way, Timiret should have learned from already, and I will think about doing things in the future, so I made a decision.
"Oh, no!"
naughty kid(s)'s promise? Even if I said that at that time, I would forget all the stuff in two days with the forgetfulness of naughty kid(s). No real lesson this time. Most of the time, I will still make the same mistake. I'll let you remember for life.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh since my sister, Princess, Your Highness! Help me! Do n’t touch my ass!
Okay, that scream is really pleasant. Listening to this naughty kid(s) scream, I finally calm down.
"Yes. Give the guys on the flagpole a little bit of material, and let the magic bullet shooters use them to target, don't let them idle, rest assured, you can't kill them with training. Thought I didn't know, this group of guys The experience of hanging out is, 'How do you sleep in an upside down posture with the least effort?', Oh, I see how you sleep when you are shot. "
And after dealing with these messy things, we need to focus our attention on serious matters.
My undead scout and Aurora Air Cavalry should be the highest level sentry on the battlefield. With their efforts, my already has a certain grasp on the battlefield.
The coalition does not know what it is doing. But from several military discussions, I have not been invited to see it. Most of the time, I still have a lot of careful thinking. Of course, I also have my own abacus, and the information I shared is only carefully selected.
Beastfolk and Elf let go of many years of prejudice and sincere cooperation, while human is the same family but intriguing. Whatever it seems is that our situation is not good.
However, after entering the Elf, I don't worry about Antun's problem anymore. This is not a military issue but a political issue.
If I am not wrong, Elf is a banner of revenge, and I hope that the war will continue to escalate, and eventually bullshit out of human super powers and churches, then, since they already declared war on Siluweir, if Antoun fell, Siluweir will be destroyed China, should they consider returning to their homes?
I'm afraid, this is also the root cause of the Beastfolk siege. Antuen of Siluweir is a big fishing game. If you die before the bait is played, then you really have to consider how to play.
In the current game, if the final battle is lost, half of the seven Northland nations will suffice, but if any super empire intervenes, such as San Antonio, the Northland Elf small countries are absolutely Not enough to fight.
"Eliza, do you know the inside story? Any news?"
"No, this is not our responsibility, but I can smell the stench of Devil. Most of these messes are written by Devil. They like to engage in these useless plots. If the Demon lord, It must be the blood sacrifice to call the Demon army directly. As long as the legion comes, it is crushed all the way, those useless tips are ridiculous.
Indeed, this is also in line with my understanding of the Chaos two races. Devil always likes to lure wars or plot plots in other races, and Demon has more direct means.
"No, I'm going to check it out."
When the situation is unknown, it is not my style to sit blindly at home, so I set foot on the Bingao mount without hesitation and went to the front line for inspection.
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The flying ice storm suddenly turned into a phantom body, missing the lightning from Thunder Eagle, but in the mist, I summoned the War Angel avatar and quietly flew into the cloud.
"Come on!"
The next moment, when the attention of the Thunderhawks was attracted by the re-condensed Eileen Bella, at that instant, the huge sword from overhead shot them down.
With the strength of Irene Bella, Anthune is not far away, but the air cavalry intercepted along the way is very troublesome. On this way, I encountered four squads on already, although Thunder Eagle only has a thunderstorm. Talents are not too difficult, but their high speed and excellent eyes are our biggest enemies. They may not escape, and they can only eat hard.
At this step, even my transfiguration and Erin Bella's blurring ability only three times a day are forced out. It seems that already has reached its limit.
Not far away, already is under the siege of An Thun, but I did not go any further, because the alarm bell rang in the Beastfolk camp, countless air cavalry began to lift off, two-footed flying dragons, thunder eagles, and birds Even if the traditional arms such as monsters are ignored, I actually found a young green Dragon Knight soldier.
"This is a completely blocked air channel to Anthun, Erin Bella, go back."
When I ordered to go back, the black cat hiding in the clothes came out.
"Don't worry, go around. Have you seen the stone pillars below? If you take a closer look, there will be new troubles."
Well, a word from the expert, the clerk broke his leg and waited for me to fly around the stone pillar for two laps. After starting to play with the little green dragon for ten minutes, he finally caught Harloys Nodded and spoke.
"already is confirmed, go back, now that they have put out this set, I am afraid the decisive battle is in sight."
"What is that?"
While Shi Shiran avoided the dragon's breath attack behind him, he leisurely compared the Dragon Knight with a middle finger. This dragon did not have a full-length dragon, and it was less than a hundred years old. Maybe it was Beastfolk captive. Domestic animals may be pretty good, but they definitely fail in war experience.
When Irene Bella turned into a bird-type acceleration, the green dragon was thrown away for a few minutes, and after we got rid of the entanglement of Beastfolk air riding, I could finally ask what Harloys found.
"Why do you guys understand the mystery of Mage ... Do n’t shake, do n’t shake, fall down! Well, I ’ll just say that the elements of the earth are building the city. Elements fortress you I've heard of it, maybe there will be a huge city in a few days. By then, you will attack the big city. They will hit the small city, and the fun will be great. "
I shook my head in disbelief.
"Don't fool me, Elemental Fortress can only be summoned at element realm, here is Main Realm."
"Well, this is the second trouble, the door to the earth element realm is opening, and soon you will face countless stone people." (To be continued ...)
ps: Well, a little bit today ...
It's raining, you have a fever, you're lying all over, and you have to go to bed earlier ...