The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 22: Good people are hard to do
"I'm a good person, I'm really a good person."
This is almost already. It has become my mantra. Every time I say this, the listener's expression and attitude will be strange and subtle.
"Oh, today ’s weather is nice, it ’s windy and sunny, and it ’s especially suitable for camping out. By the way, Tauren is really not interested in forages. Can we bring no forages next time we go camping? I like it best. Three mature, the most delicious with a little blood. "
This is the answer for a silly cow who loves beef. Although it is obviously a topic shift, it is also the most comfortable answer.
"Haha, you are so funny, but this joke is a bit outdated."
"Haha, good guy? I'm laughing, you're a good guy, I'm a lover of love!" Adam really doesn't give a face.
"No, even if Roland has become a good person, you ca n’t be a love lover. However, Adam has a high goal, love lover? Would you like me to build a City Lord harem for you? "But soon, Magaret's substantive grievances let Adam know what a mischief comes from the mouth. Well, of course, I naturally told Magaret.
Well, most people who know me a little bit probably react similarly to Eliza and Adam idiots, and take my "good man theory" as another joke.
However, in my concept, I really try to be a good person.
"As an Lich, if I go to help the old lady cross the road, I am afraid that the old lady will immediately call Town Security for help. However, it is also good to get rid of evil, and killing a villain is nothing more than doing ten small good things. It works. Let the entire city operate along Order, and let the Normal citizens live well. Whatever it looks like, it is worth 100,000 good fruits. "
But unfortunately, my Evil Lich System is still dead and alive, he still sends out evil days one after another Daily Quest.
These Quest do n’t do it, and it does n’t work. I always reverse evil points. How can I resurrection, but as a law enforcer, it ’s not possible to act arrogantly. Therefore, I always need to rack my brains to destroy these devastating ones. Japan Daily Quest, turned into a prank that does not violate the legal bottom line.
"Hundreds of people rolled on the ground, desperate to crash? Try to tickle tickling hell ..." The sequel to this is that the feathers used to make itchy tickling hell have won a huge ticket for me. And post-processing costs ....
"The public kills a wise creature, and the worse it gets, the better it is? This is simple, it's you, Cockroach King, a wisdom augmentation, and then the Qing Dynasty's top ten torture hospitality, huh, first five horses are good, or a thousand swords Good luck. Eliza, lend me your needle to repair your clothes. What do you use it for? Of course it is a scalpel. "
The sequelae of this incident is that Eliza ignored me for a week, and was not close to me within three meters for a month. When I looked at me with contempt, when I had to shout, the exit was "Bug Master" .....
Hu Lai was naturally very hard at first, but later, it was full of fun wrestling with Town Security, huh? I seem to know why Xueti and Lilith always join the camp of fighting with Town Security. The ancients were right. Happiness and change are all contagious.
Well, as a law enforcer, it's not always possible to trouble Town Security. I need to find a chance to talk about them. (Voice of Mystery: Do you have a face to say them?!)
Ah, it looks like it's off the mark again.
I was very puzzled, why the system was reluctant to admit that I was a good person, and I once wondered if I would always be an evil Lich, but one day, when I snarled at a criminal, I wondered inexplicably. pass.
"You thought you killed the other's father, and then paid all the property to compensate the other's daughter and made a moral remedy, are you guilty? You are deceiving yourself! hypocrite!"
"Whatever you do, crime already The victim ’s pain is the moment you commit the crime already It becomes a fact, no matter how you argue and compensate afterwards, it cannot be changed already Crime committed. Only by accepting the trial and sanctions of the law can your sin be cleansed. If you really regret it at the beginning, you will give me a good prison in a good prison to make a good transformation and atonement, then come out and be clean. "
Not to mention the impulsive murderer sentenced to fifteen years in prison for being interrogated by the victim's daughter.
When the case was closed, the moment I went out of court, I collapsed, and I have never been troubled by the powerlessness ...
In an unmanned quiet room, paralyzed in a chair, covering my head, but seeing only the arms with bones left, I think I completely figured it out
No matter what I do in the future, the crimes of the past are always on my back. The soul that died because of me is enough to fill the whole Styx River. No matter how many people I save and how many good things I do, I ’m still a sinner, I ’m even myself I ca n’t lie to my heart, how can I make the system recognize that I already has become a good person.
"On the monument to the Codex in front of High Court, I still wrote the motto [for crimes that can be washed away, only fair trials and Code sanctions, no one can be an exception.]
But unfortunately, no one seems to be able to judge me now, so naturally, I have to continue to linger between good and evil like this, waiting for the Judgment Day that may never be better ...
Perhaps, in my heart, I also faintly noticed that it was ironic and ridiculous that the guilty man who almost destroyed the world was sitting in the judge's department, trying to kill a few guilty people .... ...
"Ha, I am hypocrite. I am not saying stupid things like peace of mind. I just think that Eich Continent has not reached the point of destruction. Since the original" history "already proves that there is no way to normal pathways. After that great catastrophe, then let me try this crooked way of hypocrite.
Yes, that's how I did it, but now I have a little trouble.
At this time, the intelligence of "bystanders" attacked the east gate of Liu Huang Mountain City. It was the Blackwater Legion of Caron City, which was the City Lord steelback pig Beastfolk humming guard.
Well, "Hum" is the name of this Beastfolk City Lord. Please respect the tradition of the pig Beastfolk named after the baby was born.
But unfortunately, another side effect of this custom is to just shout "Hum, let me do you X" in the place where the pig Beastfolk gathers, then there are usually three or four hundred hums coming to you Trouble ...
There used to be a wise pig head III of the flying red pig family, which invented a method of naming the number behind the name to solve this problem, but unfortunately, because the Intelligence pig Beastfolk is not high, it can only hold the toes Counting to 20, this method really lacks operability and can only do nothing.
Well, the creator is probably fair. Although the pig family Beastfolk Intelligence is worrying, ugly and amazing, it smells reminiscent of a pigsty, but they are born with Divine Strength and rough skin. The most important thing is that they can be born. As long as the number base of any race is up, there will always be geniuses with mutations, and the strong will not be less.
The Blackwater Legion is such an example. Each recruit is selected from a thousand pigs Beastfolk, and then fights against each other to train the weak and stay strong. In the end, the ten surviving ones become hum. City Lord glorious guards.
Although the Blackwater Legion is full of only 3,000 people, it has obvious weaknesses in the slow pace of infantry foot sprinting, but the average level is as high as 50 Silver-Rank. It is also a classic Beastfolk Berseker with shaman priest combination, and the pig family Beastfolk is born with rough skin and rough meat. shaman opened a bloodthirsty monster again. Such a heavy infantry team went crazy, it was countless moving Roshan, it was difficult to resist the frontal collision, and it was quite famous.
Of course, even if it is placed in a strong underground world, if such a heavy army appears on the ground, at least one Royal Guard of the human Empire level.
Fifteen minutes ago, there were nearly a thousand black water heavy infantry and dark shaman. They rushed along the opened Dongdamen, and rushed unbridled.
It seems that in order to make a good show of the underground covenant, Liu Huang Mountain City was completely won. Hem City Lord was also reluctant and directly sent nearly half of his family members, and those corrupt lawmakers could always hide them outside the city.
The latest one that confronted them was the Dark Elf Town Security patrol squad that received the report first. They only had one squad full of ten people .......
Covering Normal citizens fleeing, a team of Dark Elf Holy Knight will never die back, and Dark Elf are often quite beautiful, the pig family Beastfolk is born atrocious by nature. They are not even alive ...
The body was devoured and blasphemed while devouring it, and the body of the dedicated defender was reduced to a Beastfolk toy. Perhaps the pigs Beastfolk should be thanked for their scattered military discipline and stupidity. They have even competed for the priority of enjoying "trophy". Began to fight each other.
At this moment, when I arrived, there was such a hellish tragedy in front of me.
"Ha, but now I'm glad that it's Evil Lich System. It can be as strong as I want, how easy it is. After all, evil people need evil people to grind, what else can be more evil than evil, more wanton and more convincing than thugs People are happy. "
The cold and vicious curse resonates in the soul, the endless killing roars in the mind, and finally, it turns into a cold word.
"Kill them all!"
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PS. In order to improve the quality, the main line has been adjusted and two more preparations will be made tomorrow .....