The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 242: Holy Baths

"Holy Bath? Is there such a thing ..."

Inquiring about the origin of Holy Church, at least on the bright side, it is not difficult. After all, there are many people in the church headquarters, and there are many escorts Holy Knight this time. The Intelligence value is probably pure muscle ** Ziqiang canned food, it's too easy to think about something.

"Oh, do n’t be kidding. Among the gifts you gave to Holy Church, the 'Holy Bath' is the most special. He is one of the only three holy relics left by God of Holy Light in the human world. Pope Carlo I was so happy that the return of the sacred relics was regarded as a gift of miracles, and a grand sacred relics recovery ceremony was held.

In the conference room, looking at the latest intelligence summary, Kelly seems to be in a good mood.

It seems that I have good luck and gave the most expensive gift at the most appropriate time, but why can't I remember what the "Holy Baths" was given?

I tried hard to recall the arrangement I made earlier. In a sense, if I intend to let the Northland develop and reform as I wish, there is a threshold that must always be faced, and that is to occupy the mainstream of the entire human society. Public opinion and righteousness Holy Church.

If I step on the dotted line a little, that Kaloma I suddenly has a brain blow and declares a Holy War to East Mist, and we will have a lot of fun.

I do n’t think so much. The battle is coming. God of Holy Light will not really bother us. It may even take the initiative to pull allies (cannon fodder). But Holy Church composed of mortals is difficult to say, especially mine The quite "brilliant" past also includes the coalition forces that had almost completely destroyed Holy Church, and it is easy to touch the sensitive nerves and dignity of the other party.

Especially recently. We also just expelled the local branch church of Holy Church. If this is just a small remote country of Normal. With Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) support, there is no big deal. The country that refuses to believe in Holy Light is more than East Mist Communal Country. In the Eich world where the gods coexist, God of Holy Light is not the only **** who can exclusively rule out dissidents.

But we just won this world-famous war. During the war, even three miracles of true gods appeared, one was promoted and two fell. In addition to the tragic snow night battle, including the changes in the fate of Elf and Beastfolk, there is no doubt that this northern frozen ground has become the focus of the entire world.

With the participation of the two superpowers Auland and San Antonio Empire, the gold content of this tragic war has also been guaranteed. The entire human society has seen a slight change in the north, and the ensuing, but a little trouble, The key node in the transformation of the Northland, the return night of the undead knights, has long been turned out by people with care.

The sleeping knights have come out of history. The predecessor of the East Mist diocese who obstructed the march was scolded and even exiled by me, and then God of Law Heroic Spirit came. The whole city is transformed into a place of miracles. This is a living myth.

In fact, in this series of Legend stories, already was sung by countless bards in pubs and roads. The undead knight who raised the flag and lined up the military formation shocked countless listeners and improved East Mist ’s At the same time as fame, it also indirectly dug out that forgotten past. Those heroic knights who had been wronged and insulted naturally damaged the reputation of the Holy Church who acts as a villain in the story.

Perhaps Holy Church already, which has undergone several religious reforms, is not the aggregate of the stupid and inefficient Pride in the past, but most people do n’t care about these subtle differences. They do not distinguish at all. They will naturally have a negative impact on Holy Church. The human kings who were dissatisfied with the Holy Light divine power contributed to the flames. This slap fan is painful. If it is not still in the Holy War period, I am afraid our trouble already has come to your door.

Of course I will not regret doing it, but it does not mean that I will not be afraid of trouble.

If we who expelled Holy Church are destroyed in this war, then this story will be ended by a proud and arrogant fool who overwhelms himself, but we win, and we are still in trouble in other battlefields At that time, without Holy Church's support, I won the best victory alone. Then, those who were treated as uncontrollable idiots and slapped their faces fiercely were naturally not our side.

Between yin and yang, we took the Holy Church army, and swept their faces fiercely. When I figured it all out, there was no trace of joy, but a cold sweat.

"This time it was offensive enough. If they were overshadowed again, they do n’t need to do much. Just declare to the countries that East Mist is a heresy, and ask those who believe in Holy Light to stay away from East Mist, and then let countries stop East Mist. Business exchanges and diplomatic covenants are equivalent to exile East Mist from the entire human society. We ca n’t afford to have enough food. ”

To unite all forces during Holy War? In my many years of experience being trapped, never overestimate the foresight and moral bottom line of those high-weight masters.

Looking at the big picture? They do not need to be killed or beaten by wind and rain. They can always give incredible instructions. In history, those short-sighted and stupid people who are unpredictable in the early days of already are countless. Lock.

What? I think too much, is there a victim delusion? This is just an unfortunate situation. I never expect too much from the pig teammates, and I always make the worst plan, which is probably the most correct plan.

Under this situation, I still have to carry out the undead industrial revolution under pressure. This is simply an initiative to put the hat of evil heresy on my head, but now there is not much time limit. This can explode the national power Reform can't stop at all, so, while Holy Church still occupies most of the beliefs in human society, we must eliminate their hostility. At least, don't attack us before the end of Holy War.

In order for my plan to proceed smoothly, I did send out envoys after the end of the Beastfolk war, but it seems that all the things I sent out were some of the property left over from the mixed rivers and lakes period, which may be more valuable, but for me Meaningless.

"The sacred relic of God of Holy Light? How is it possible that I can't get it even after I sell it."

Do n’t say I do n’t have it, even if it does, how could something really good, such as a sacred relic, God Equipment, be willing to give it away. And facing those old men. Even gritted out. I'm afraid it's not as useful as those bling things.

"Is it that they wrote and performed to ease the relationship between us. It is said that Kaloma I has just succeeded to the throne, and it is said that there is still some luck in the election, and his position is still unstable, which challenges the authority of Holy Church. The emergency was his predicament. If we deal with it, we will put on a soft dress, which is indeed good news and good omen for him. "

But then, I denied this possibility.

"No. He doesn't have the need to fake, and the risks and benefits are not proportional. In their eyes, we can't afford the weight of half a big country. It doesn't matter if we argue for a few months. It ’s meaningless, once the fraud is exposed, it will really hit it. Then, the so-called Holy Bath Pool is probably true.

So I asked what the holy relic looked like.

"That is a wooden barrel made of oak. It should be handmade. It was God of Holy Light before boarding Godhood/Position. Finally it was used to wash all the dust on the body."

The holy relic sounds amazing and foreign, but it is actually such a boring thing. He is either a bearing of important historical moments, or a living utensil used by the true **** or man, which is filled with its Aura, what is the holy barrel, and the holy relic of Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) includes the holy yellow duck holy pillow and light rain. Some mouthwash cups ..... hehe seems to have accidentally leaked something.

But do n’t underestimate the power of the sacred relics. The more ancient the **** existence is, the fewer sacred relics in the world, and the infusion of the believer ’s force of innumerable prayers, also makes these ancient existence truly have incredible power. Maybe he has no meaning in the hands of those who have nothing to do, but among true believers, it represents the most pious faith and supreme power.

"Is it a bath barrel? I have no impression at all."

The gifts this time are all my personal possessions. Many of them are savings from the Yongye era, but there are no wooden barrels in memory. Even if I encounter wooden barrels, it is impossible to collect this thing in the collection. .

"There are also traces of minions of giant beasts on it. It seems that some evil existence wanted to destroy this treasure, but in the end it failed."

"Oh oh oh. That's the one, A'Bao's dog food bowl ...."

Speaking of half, my already remembered that the situation was wrong and took the initiative to cover my mouth, but it looks like already is late. Seeing the Kelly sister covering her chest now is like a heart attack, not that Wood Elf will not suffer. Got a natural disease ...

"God of Holy Light's last sacred relic, the highest sacred relic in the minds of countless Holy Light believers, you are holding a dog food ... don't let any Holy Light believer know that, or the second Holy War will In front of me, the newly born Arashi no Kuni must never perish again for this ridiculous reason! "

Well, I knew for the first time that the mild Wood Elf would growl.

Actually, you ca n’t blame me. I know it ’s a sacred relic. At that time, I started a full-scale war with Holy Church. After the Ice Age, I ca n’t really leave much. Later, when I cleaned the battlefield, I saw The barrel was unscathed and seemed to be very solid. The thought of A'Bao always accidentally shredded its own food bowl, and it was directly used as a dog food bowl. This is more than a hundred years.

At that time, the Holy Church organized a coalition against the Yongye legion. It was probably that a major figure found the holy relic as a killer. As soon as the curse was banned, the master hanged up first, and this became a loot.

"But how did I send it out ... oh, there are too many messy gifts, so I just found a wooden barrel and packed it together. It turned out that the barrel was the most valuable. Hey Alas, it's a big loss. "

The words didn't fall, but I was surprised to find that Kelly fell down while covering her chest. It seems that Wood Elf, which has never been sick, really had a heart attack.

"Sister Kelly, don't scare me! If you have a bad heart, say it early!"

‘I ’m mad at you! You can't help but adjust. "

I thought for a while, then nodded proudly.

"Yes, I think I still have room to go further."

"Don't laugh so proudly! No one praises you!" (To be continued ...)

ps: Well, suddenly I have to work on the night shift today. I took out a chapter while I was intermittent. It ’s a little bit so I can make up later ...