The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 26: The sad Holy Knight

"Fifteen years ago, I was still studying hard at the low-level warrior college. I used to be the pride of my parents and teachers. It is a typical example of how other people ’s children are so good."

"Just ten years old, I have mastered more than ten basic combat skills, and successfully entered the black iron stage, known as the pride of the academy, the hero of the future, I always admire my cute school girls Around, take a walk in the college, and then "accidentally" revealed my genius ... "

"'The genius in class B? Oh, did he master the continuous counterattack? Try again for ten years, maybe half of my level.' Comment casually on those talented stupid people, and enjoy what the cute schoolgirls long for. With eyes and praise, I originally thought that such a day would last forever. When I grow up, I will become a great hero and marry Bai Fumei until that day ... "

"‘ Divine talent? Admission notice from Holy Light Academy? Become a glorious Holy Knight, I ’m going, I ’m going ’”

At that time, I had long been yearning for the glittering Holy Knight. When receiving the admission notice, I was ecstatic, but faintly ignored the parents' worry.

"The glorious Holy Knight? Seems glamorous, but in fact, it is just the beginning of a nightmare ..."

"Graduation equals unemployment? How is it possible that I am a genius knight who has met in Holy Knight Academy in ten years !!! Look at my Holy Light !!! Look at the glorious charge !!!"

"Sorry, we are all devout priests, we need people who can preach and preach, not murderers who kill and kill. We have 12 people in our department, already to 24 people. Everyone I graduated from Holy Knight College. It is still your senior. Why should I give you a place?

"I ... I can be a free Adventurer."

"Sorry, as a holy priest, you are obliged to use your labor to reward the training of the Holy Light church. The seventh church lacks a volunteer to clean the altar and toilets ... However, the volunteers have no salary. Yes, Holy Light will repay your efforts. Rest assured, it doesn't take long, three years will pass soon.

I still remember the look at the old priest turning his head. "Sample, are you new here? My husband has been mixing for 20 years, and my hair turns white until it turns straight. You are a kid who doesn't know the height and height."

"I ..... I'll be a free Adventurer, it's alright !!!"

Of course, but I didn't expect that that was the beginning of the nightmare ...

After three years, I finally became the free Adventurer as scheduled. Why three years later? If you do n’t want to be hunted down by Holy Church, how can voluntary services be omitted in those three years… ..

Well, watching my schoolmates already become the backbone of the old bird and Adventurer team, while lamenting, I am not discouraged. I have confidence. With my strength of Silver-Rank, soon, I Will once again become a star in everyone's eyes.

But soon, the cruel reality gave me a head start.

"No? Why, I am a Silver-Rank Holy Knight who is willing to be a member of your group of bronzes, you should be happy. Is it because ... I am a Holy Knight again."

The opposite thief nodded.

"Holy Knight has a lot of nonsense and discipline. Can you tolerate undead and semi-Demon teammates, can you communicate with the gray organization, can you shut up when distributing loot? We often need to contact Adventurer for unclean work . Can you guarantee that you will not talk nonsense in your adventure, obediently. "

Of course not! The doctrine of the temple clearly stipulates that all lost property will be returned to the original owner. If the original owner is not found, it should be handed over to the public. How can it be privately distributed as a booty? As for undead and half Demon? Evil Chaos! We are at odds with you!

Okay .... Different ways don't work together, don't let me join the adventure team, I will team myself ...

The team formation was smooth. The Adventurer guild and tavern were full of Holy Knight and pastors who could not find the team. Soon, our "Glorious Earth" team embarked on the journey smoothly.

But ...

"What's wrong with not being paid? That's not to starve to death."

"Did the mentor not teach you when you came out for adventure? We are all knights serving Holy Light and the public. The nature of priesthood adventure can only be regarded as a journey of accumulated experience. It is our duty to help the troubled people. Since it is an obligation, how can I get paid? "

"Can't make money, my dry hair Adventurer, I plan to starve to death !!!"

The predecessor smiled mysteriously. He did have a way. This is also the way Holy Knight Adventurer will not starve to death.

Originally, we really ca n’t collect remuneration, but if it is a donation to Holy Church, we can leave one third as our return, but ...

"Since it is a donation, I can't take it too much, but to kill an Ogre group, I will give a copper plate. It is only enough to buy two black breads, which is not enough for me to buy medicine. By the way, I have to pay two-thirds. Copper plates for the church ... "

"That's fine. You haven't met the commission of Gnome. Is that the most terrible thing?"

"Huh?"

"You ca n’t count how much you donate, let alone donate. Do n’t donate, what do n’t you donate… .. If you encounter stingy Gnome, do n’t donate is still a good thing. Donate a half ton of major stones and cut it back into three pieces. Turn in two pieces ... As a senior, I remind you that if Gnome really gives you engineering items that look very good, it will be thrown away as soon as it violates the teachings, it will either be an explosive experiment and you will experiment with it. Either it ’s just a bomb, or I will experiment with you ”

"Well, be careful of Fishmen. Last time you cleaned the shoreline for Fishmen. The group of Fishmen donated a lot of stinky muddy fish. On a hot day, it smelled halfway. The smell can be smelled ten miles away … .. hurt me for three days under the waterfall. I still remember that when I received the donation, the priest and sister despised my eyes and looked at dirty things. "

The supplement of the pastor's companion, although funny, but I ca n’t laugh, but I want to cry inexplicably

"There is also Demiram, which is really a daddy. Those stingy things are actually paid for with wool, but they are still Lungen! You can imagine grabbing a wool in one hand, walking a few steps, and counting again. , Lest you miss a few and feel you can't turn it in ... "

"There are similar Holy Knight, everyone is poor, but they are not pitting each other. I met one at that time ..."

Soon, the consultation turned into a complaining meeting for my peers, and I became more and more desperate for the future of Holy Knight.

"… .. At least, Holy Knight is glittering and very feminine !!!"

But soon, reality once again gave me a fierce blow.

"Do you have a house? Do you have a mount? Do you have savings?"

I live in a public dormitory. There are men full of stinky sweats. Naturally, they ca n’t be used to get married. There are mounts accompanied by churches. But how can I support the horses myself? I stay at the church and can ride only when fighting. At that time, during the war, the forage public reimbursed ... As for the savings, haha, hello girl, goodbye girl.

After being hit again several times, I finally met a simple and lovely girl who didn't care about my poor conditions and was willing to fall in love with me!

"Oh, how beautiful and kind she is, she is my goddess."

When it is strange that we hold hands at most, take a walk together, and go on a deeper relationship, she always refuses.

At the time, I was weird, but I worked hard to be patient. After all, she was so pure, but after five years, I was thirty years old, and I could n’t stand it anymore.

"Ah? Holy Knight is not a knight of the gods. Do you want to abstain from life?"

"I'm X !!! We are Holy Knight, not monks (a few monks who promise to abstain from abstinence will stay away from women for life)!

It took me a lot of energy to make her understand the difference between a monk and Holy Knight, but then it was a desperate answer.

"Sorry ... I'm sorry, I just wanted to talk to you about purely spiritual love. I can't promise you that, can we still be friends in the future?"

"Friend? Friends and sister! I'm 30 years old !!! My classmates have a dozen children."

That night, in the dormitory full of smelly men, I was crying, but my colleagues sat silently next to me and gave me comfort.

"Do you know Ailu? The genius of Lucca City Holy Knight?"

I remember the winner of life. His girlfriend is beautiful and rich.

"What did he mention? I don't think I'm sad enough."

"He has fallen. already transformed Chaos's minion black knight. His white rich beauty friend is a Demon, just to let him fall. He just came close to him ..."

"This is the first number? In advance, many people have been skeptical, why such a good woman would look for Holy Knight, and gave him a warning, but he did not believe it, no, probably, he himself knew Yes, it ’s just that you deceive yourself and want to enjoy more happy life. "

"Oh, everyone is numb. The women you go to will be rejected basically, and there are basically problems with relying on them. The doctrine of the church also prohibits people from spending money to solve physical problems. Even if you solve it yourself, it is an explicit order. Forbidden evil ... "

"We are humans! Not beasts! Two days ago, Xishan's two Holy Knight relationships were exposed and expelled from the church. They were all my comrades in arms. I also sent them, but, it seems, They are very happy, they can be together in the future ... But they are all men! They are all normal people who like women! It ’s true that things will happen after a long time! There are more and more church members! "

"Actually, I started to think that men can barely accept it ..."

"Actually, me too, or else, let's try? ....."

Since the speed dating "couple" that suddenly appeared that day, I'm completely desperate, like a walking dead ....

"Want to get rid of Holy Church? Improper Holy Knight? You have no other breadwinner skills, and you are two years old. It ’s easier to start from scratch. The only thing that can be transferred seamlessly is the Black Knight. Are you sure you want to try ? "

When I was desperate for life, and even sent to a dangerous underground world, I did not refuse. What is dangerous is at least to keep away from more and more guys around me!

But here, a turn of life suddenly came.

"Nanxiang Law School? Recruit short-term trainees, recommend a job? Holy Knight is free of admission! Is this true?"

"Try it, it can't be worse anyway."

I entered Nanxiang with a fluent mindset. After all, I am getting older and learning slower.

But soon, I found out that the Power of Law they taught is actually not much different from the power of my Holy Light. The silver light of law is a subordinate concept of Order like Holy Light. Many skills and abilities can Easily convert and get started quickly.

Also, they really work! !! No, it's not a job, but I haven't graduated yet. I am an old guy who has been scrambled by a dozen households.

"Public Security officer, police, judges and other judicial people are all high-level people in the society! I am a useless old guy, and I also have a dead day!"

"We do n’t have annoying churches and gods to serve. We believe in the code and uphold justice and justice, but we, as humans, also have to eat. Our college, Nanxiang, deals with criminals and evildoers. It is easy, just not to be a public officer like Public Security officer, and various security tasks can be easily trusted. Moreover, it belongs to the Order camp. Knight of Justice will never commit crimes. Strict vows and secrets are won. It has won the trust of employers. Duty is fast and proper. "

At that time, the teacher gave a generous speech on the stage, but I didn't believe much after experiencing too much.

"But after that, everything changed !!! As the teacher said at the time, after graduation, I worked in a large chamber of commerce. As long as I work at the front desk for twenty days a month, I get rid of the troublesome soft eggs. Maintain Public Security, the monthly salary is actually 10,000 gold coins, 10,000 gold coins !!! It is more than 200 times that of Holy Knight! You do n’t have to wind and rain, you do n’t have to risk your life! ”

"Why, you said that Holy Knight can also be done? Stupid, Holy Knight is a knight serving the gods and Holy Light, how can they accept employment!"

"And, soon, after saving money to buy a house, I found her beloved! I also bought a cute little dragon and horse, with Red Dragon bloodline, travels thousands of miles, and can spit fire and hurt people, I am finally a Cavaliers, not infantry who sent their mounts to the church. "

"Some time ago, I told the recent comrades about my past comrades, and they all ran over. Now, everyone has graduated from Nanxiang. Some people have become city defenders, some people have been Town Security, some people have After becoming a judge, the two gangsters Holy Knight, after earning money, actually became the boss himself, married his wife, and had a son !! "

"Brothers Holy Knight, let's be Knight of Justice. Seamless transfer and retain all the power. Not to mention that everyone is still fighting for Order. Holy Church will certainly be happy to see everyone's transfer. After all, they have little money to support you. It's over. "

"Which one is better at learning Order? Underground Sulfur Mountain is looking for Nanxiang, first learn technology and then pay. Those who use Holy Light will be exempted from the entrance exam. The first month's salary will be used as the tuition fee. There is no fee for the trial period. Our slogan for Nanxiang is to study hard, work hard, upgrade to a higher salary, and marry Bai Fumei! Mom never has to worry about me finding a job again, and I can be a big boss. "

"This is just a slogan? Are you still worried that you can't find a job? Let me calculate the bill for you. Every city needs the police, Public Security officer, every business needs security personnel, every government needs justice System, this is a great job opportunity. You, the pioneer of the law, the era of Chong, are still worried that you can't find a job? Come to Nanxiang, teach the church. Graduation of the Holy College is equal to unemployment, we Nanxiang, not yet Graduation, you can get employed! "

The above is all the content of a leaflet. The recipient is the Liu Huang Mountain City High Court Supreme Judge Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One)….

"Hey, you're doing too much. Holy Light Archbishop Old Bill is said to have seen the leaflet, and passed out on the spot, and almost died of cerebral hemorrhage !!"

Yes, I'm digging the corner of the Holy Light church, or I'm digging it openly.

Of course he will vomit blood. Although this is the propaganda soft text I wrote, it is all true and credible, and all Holy Church and the pain points of the priesthood,

After all, I was once a Holy Knight. Many of these examples have real-life prototypes ..... An inexplicable heartache resonated with me, and I could n’t help but secretly say, "Fortunately, my already is not a bad Holy Knight."

At this time, I smiled in the face of Adam's question about excessive or not.

"It's overkill, when I handed the flyer to those Town Security, they were so happy !!"

Of course they are happy. Before they were not allowed to completely integrate into the judicial system, they are now allowed to practice Power of Law, which is equivalent to my judicial system and Liu Huang Mountain City fully accepting them.

Their already proved their loyalty with blood and hard work, and I would be too immoral to keep them out.

"... You made Holy Knight of Town Security all turn into the Knights of the Law? The news hasn't been told to Old Bill, I'm afraid he can't keep it."

"I said it, I sent someone to report directly!"

"Master! You vomit blood again! This is the twentieth time of the month! It's going to rain, mother will marry, can't help it. Let's go back to the world on earth."

"Archbishop is not good. A lot of Holy Knight and priests saw the leaflet and said they were going to Nanxiang, we couldn't stop it !!"

Holy Light Archbishop continues to spray blood ...

Listening to Eliza when the bishop learned that Town Security collectively converted, first he was dismayed, then he vomited blood directly, and finally a farce was staged. I smiled proudly.

"I want your old boy to retain his strength when something goes wrong, and to preach after the war. When tigers don't eat people, you should be a sick cat, deserve it!".