The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 31: Little Phoenix

Document Hill, which is over one meter high, is full of three desks. The house is sweltering and hot. The little girl and her two assistants are busy back and forth between the desks.

The high file mountain makes the room only hear shouts, footsteps, the collision of the pen tip and the paper, and no people can be seen, which is the first feeling I saw when I walked into the City Lord office.

On the side of the wall, small toys such as bamboo swords, bamboo dragonflies, and backgammon are scattered, and they are covered with a thick layer of gray. It seems that the boy from Adam has not returned to this room for a long time.

To be honest, he can turn the City Lord office into a game room. He is also a must in the underground City Lord.

Annie is a full meter, which is taller among human women, but at this time, it looks like a pygmy elementary school student stuck in front of the desk. Looking from the side, only the books and documents can be seen, but not People.

Little girl has heavy dark circles in her eyes and is busy fighting with the file sea, she didn't even notice when I came in.

Walking forward, I signaled to stop the assistant who was planning to call Annie, and randomly picked out a few documents and looked at them.

"Repair plan for municipal facilities damaged during the riots between 7th and 9th Avenues", "Three-point proposal on completing drainage ditches before the rainy season", "Provisional draft of the four-city residential area newly entered into the city."

"Master Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One), this is what Magaret is for. All documents of Grade B and above of the Executive Yuan must be reviewed by Annie Young Lady and signed, and then Magaret will sign her opinion, and finally return to Annie Young Lady for review." >

That is to say, before each document is completed, Annie must be processed once, then Magaret will attach its own processing opinions, and finally let Annie decide, at least twice.

This is almost a hands-on instruction. I sighed silently. It seems that Magaret really intends to let go. Only by using duck-type teaching, Annie can quickly grow to be able to deal with administrative affairs independently.

"This is how your administrative court handles cultural affairs. All documents are signed by Magaret in person? All the government affairs are handled by one person?"

I got the answer that the other party took for granted. Looking at this incredible document mountain, I couldn't help but utter a word. The total population of Liu Huang Mountain City is nearly three million. Just thinking about it is that it is an astronomical government affairs, one by one? I can understand why Magaret has always been a simple one. Fortunately, Magaret is a race immortal who basically does not need to hibernate, but .....

"This method of government affairs processing is too primitive, just like the ancient kings, who can only make judgments based on wisdom and knowledge. The immortal who never sleeps and is always wise may do it, human words ...

It's only a day or two if there are so many documents. If all City Lords are processed in the future, I am afraid that she basically has no free time.

My Quest is to train a qualified lord, not a madman who is overwhelmed by government affairs. So, I coughed and informed the intern City Lord of my arrival.

"Annie, do you know what the essence of administration is?"

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What is the essence of administration? Let everyone live and work? Let the so-called utopian idea turn into reality? Let all races live in peace?

No, no, it's not that complicated. Administration can only operate within a given framework. Ideally, it can't be done by administrative means alone.

But administration is not that simple. The absence of a city's administrative organs will directly paralyze the entire city. Too slow administrative efficiency will lead to extreme dissatisfaction among citizens. He is indeed an indispensable existence in any town.

"As City Lord, I ... I will try to make everyone live well."

"Don't think so much about your small head. I just ask you what the essence of administration is. Forget it, I'll tell you directly. It just so happens that you also need to rest."

Holding the little girl by the side, motioned to the assistant for a cup of tea,

The little girl's face is a bit sluggish, her flaming hair color is less shiny, the whole person looks mentally deficient, and my eyes are a little dodged, it seems to be worried that I blame her.

I shook my head. I already guessed what happened. Magaret is an acute and perfectionist. She always arranges Quest according to her ability.

"I can do why you can't," "Don't tell me why, if and assumptions are meaningless" are her mantras, but in fact she is known as the event library Sage, or immortal immortal, where can Normal keep up with her progress .....

Can be accepted as a disciple by Adam, Annie has excellent martial arts talents and physical conditions, but in terms of Intelligence ... For pure soldiers, Intelligence is the most useless attribute, Adam is only 9 points for Intelligence. (Intelligence here is the main attribute of Mage, which is related to understanding ability and speed of thinking. Normal people are 10 points, and the basic attributes of this book are difficult to improve.), Not very happy. In my system, Intelligence of Annie has 11 points, already is much better than her stupid righteous father, but if the Intelligence standard of Magaret's 26 points is used to formulate teaching Quest ... don't say 26 points As a result, the learning requirements of half-skirt and 13-point Intelligence made her die.

Inexplicably, I seem to know why the Executive Yuan became her one-person organization. If she can't stand it, she can't stand the hands of those with "Intelligence low" and "slow hands and feet." If you get used to it, you won't let anyone else interfere.

This kind of person is the so-called King of the King, but when they are hung up, the next heirs will be uncomfortable. After all, you ca n’t count on King of King ’s sons and grandsons to sleep and have amazing wisdom The wise king.

"Oh, she is an immortal. She didn't exhaust her like this. Annie, Magaret definitely taught you, do n’t worry, her teaching methods are too unreliable. Both Eliza and Kale Almost died of her, they are also Mage. "

After hearing the words, the girl started to sob, but shook her head vigorously.

"Sister Magaret did not train me, she was just disappointed, Annie is useless, Annie is useless. Annie has no confidence to be a good City Lord."

The girl's tears ticked down. It seemed that Magaret's cold look after disappointment, then shook her head and left silently, hurting her badly.

This silent abandonment, this kind of disappointment from the bottom of my heart, makes the other person more uncomfortable than any sharp irony, and makes the other person doubt their ability and Intelligence ...

Why do I know so clearly? When the learning progress was not satisfactory before, Eliza was not so depressed, but also secretly vented my grievances .... Although it was indeed the first time I used this trick to hurt Magaret. Huh, who told her that her chess skills were so bad, her mind was so rigid, and she couldn't handle it.

Well, you have to be a bell person to solve the bell. I also know why Magaret must ask me to see Annie today. It must be that she subconsciously used this trick to cry Annie, but she didn't know how to end.

"Hah, don't cry, come, let uncle bone teach you. In fact, Magaret's own approach is wrong, you can't learn it normally, it's really troublesome if you learn it."

Annie's eyes widened, all eyes were puzzled.

"Administration, in fact, it is not so mysterious. His essence is to solve problems. Yes, administration is just a means to solve troubles and problems."

Yes, administration is just a problem-solving act, and the Executive Yuan is a specialized agency for solving problems.

"This work does not belong to our functional scope, please refer it to higher authorities for processing." = "Brother, this is a big trouble, we can't figure it out, you and our boss"

"This plan should be fulfilled, but the cost involved is too high, and the existing conditions cannot be completed. The implementation is postponed." = "Brother, sorry, you said very well, we also want to do it. But the fiscal treasury did not Money, let's put it. "

"We can understand your difficulties, but this work involves personal privacy. Our department is not suitable to intervene. Please decide for yourself." = "Stupid goods, don't waste our manpower, such a small thing, you can handle it yourself Come on. "

What is so complicated and sacred to do, the goal of administration is to solve the problems and troubles that will inevitably arise in life and development, and make most people's lives stable and ordinary ... "Teach you how to deal with complaints and resolve contradictions (also known as official, proverbial handbook)" has been well received, and it has indeed greatly improved the administrative capacity of our judicial organs. The visiting citizens even issued "although It sounds terrible, my opinion seems to be respected ", but the sequela is that many people look at me quite strangely, and even someone listens to me and reads my manual .....

"Actually, you all underestimated the Adam Intelligence nine stupid, in fact, in my eyes, he is a very Superior City Lord."

I heard that Annie raised her head in amazement, her face was incredible. These days, already heard countless complaints about her adoptive father.

"But ... Everyone says that he can be an City Lord with the help of his sister Magaret. If he can take more responsibilities, everyone will be easier and life will be more ..."

"That Liu Huang Mountain City is not far from being finished. Yes, he did most of the government affairs by Magaret, but even if Magaret is not available, he can catch other people to handle it, although the efficiency may be low. He The biggest advantage is to know people and make good use of them, then trust each other, leave things to the other side and never mess up. "

"You are City Lord, not the President of the Executive Yuan. All you need is to find someone who can solve the problem, and then throw all the trouble on him instead of backing up yourself."

Annie was going to say something, but I was interrupted.

"You see, he gave me the judiciary, the executive court to Magaret, and left the tedious issues of people's livelihood to the parliament. No matter what, at least now the city already is the fastest developing in the entire underground world. And the winner does not need to be blamed. Moreover, City Lord also has the role of City Lord, which is more important than these boring government affairs. "

"What does City Lord do?"

"Yeah. Why do you think Adam is very busy every day, but the public still respects him very much because he has fulfilled his most important role as City Lord."

"What is the role of City Lord?" Taste the word carefully, and think of your father ’s usual behavior. Suddenly, sparks sparked in the pupils, and the girl renewed her brilliance.

"Protect everyone? Can you live in peace in this chaotic underground world?"

I nodded and laughed.

"Yes, sheltering everyone, guiding everyone in the future, and letting everyone have good expectations for the future, is the responsibility of City Lord. For those trivial things, find a few good-minded guys and throw them to Let them. They will be removed and replaced if they mess up, there will always be a fit. "

"And in this chaotic dungeon world, force is a must. In this regard, you should be very talented, Liu Huang Mountain City, no, I'm afraid it is the youngest quasi-Legend in the entire dungeon world."

After hearing the words, it seems that I have finally found my strength. Annie nodded hard. In my eyes, it looks like a cute puppy like Sa Huan who is satisfied when he finally finds his strength.

"The righteous father said that I am one step away from Legend. As long as I accept the last Phoenix heart, I can directly enter Legend intermediate rank, and then enter the sanctuary within thirty years."

"Guy. This speed is really outrageous." Even me, I was frightened by this amazing speed. The average age of normal Legend is over a hundred years old, and Annie is less than 20. I first popularized it. At the time of the sanctuary, it was more than a hundred years old. "However, she can laugh so cheerfully, I'm afraid she doesn't know what Phoenix Heart is yet."

I shook my head. This is their family affair. I do n’t have much to say. I should n’t say anything. Now, my goal is to complete the main line Quest and cultivate Annie into an excellent City Lord ... ...

"Well, in two days, you and I will go to the underground covenant. Along the way, I will teach you another part of City Lord's responsibilities" how to use hard and soft for diplomacy to gain more benefits for yourself ", but since It's a dungeon, I'm afraid, I can only teach you how to get it. "

"Anyway, you are going to a strong demonstration this time. You have a lot of opportunities to shoot along the way and strive to directly enter Legend in the battle. This time Xiao Hong also goes together, I will also bring the most troublesome city in this city, Beyar brothers, Eaglestorm, my few live treasures, you are responsible for the strong demonstrations on the surface, let me come, and let us turn the dungeon covenant for a whole day and play the big one thoroughly.

"The Soul Imprint of Adam is an immortal phoenix. He is best at protracted combat. As long as he can't kill him in one breath, he will absorb the damage, continue to become nirvana, and eventually burst out in one breath. But although the same is a heritage, but I think you may not be suitable for his way. I think you should be well suited to a comprehensive suppression style of combat. This requires practical combat. You will try to find a fight in the underground covenant.

Sure enough, little girl (loli) is spleenish. In the face of nasty government affairs, I can only cry with a scalp on my face, and when I talk about what I like, I immediately jump around and get excited .....

"Government affairs? Simple, isn't it just solving problems? Find a few small businessmen who can manage their finances and let them manage their accounts. Well, let's be a newly established department of the Executive Yuan ..... it's called the Finance Department. Come on. "

"Look for masonry and construction merchants in municipal construction, but first strip their own interests, right, let's call the Construction Department."

"Don't learn the Magaret set, it's too tiring. You put up the shelf, and then choose the right person to apply. If you can't make a substitution, you just need to put most of your energy into spiritual practice. Of course, hehe, I really want to hear the Legend story of the new generation of Red Lotus Hero. "

"Don't worry, you are much better than that idiot. Adam was much more useless than you. He was silly at home. For the first time, I dealt with other people's housework disputes. .. "

Slowly, Annie, whose mood changes repeatedly and who has not slept for two nights, is exhausted to the limit. He actually listens to him and falls asleep directly against me.

I can't help thinking of the past, looking at the young girl with a whisper on her knees.

"human, it ’s a miraculous life. Yesterday, I still had naughty kid(s) with clear nose. Today, I am an adult in a blink of an eye."

At that time, when Adam brought back Annie, she was only a little bit small. Now, she is about to reach adulthood, and she intends to take on the heavy tasks left by her elders.

Looking at the dark circles under the eyes of Annie, I couldn't help feeling a little bit resentful about Magaret.

"Really, so laissez-faire on Adam, so strict on Annie. So is Adam, Phoenix's heart, Phoenix's heart, such a heavy burden. Are you sure she can accept it after she knows the truth? "

"uncle bone, Magaret sister, father ..." Suddenly, the sleeping girl shed tears, but called our name.

"..... Don't leave !!! Don't leave Annie! Annie will be very good."

With a crying nightmare, let me stretch out my hand to wipe my tears ....

I never said that I would leave, Magaret and Adam would not even promote the death of City Lord ... but it seems that we all underestimated this girl who seemed to be careless and informal.

Half a while, I continued, carefully wiping her tears with the sleeve and stroking her hair.

The whispered apology, I can't hear myself.

"Sorry, little Annie, adults are very selfish ... we are all a group of selfish Bastard."

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But I don't know. Two people in the City Lord house said the same thing to me.

"I knew that letting Roland solve the problem. Don't blame yourself, Magaret, the young Annie is actually stronger than you and I think."

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"... Don't cry, Magaret, this is not like you. If you are reluctant, you can still stay."

Yes, the girl who was sobbing silently in the corner at the moment just accidentally hurt Annie, but asked me for help, and then was too worried, and overheard by principles, the sage Magaret, who is always calm like ice. ...

I heard Magaret with tears in his eyes when he heard the cool words of this heartless man.

"You haven't been able to die! Then you can solve it all! You selfish Bastard!" If the vision can kill people, Adam is probably as early as already.

"... Yeah, who calls us all selfish adults. I'm sorry for the little Annie, and ......... hehe, don't worry too soon."

"Are you laughing? You are ....."

"Relax, why am I the father of Annie, what she wants and needs most, how can I not know, hehe, rest assured, I made arrangements with already, and finally, it is definitely a comedy ending Great comedy. "

"I trust you again, the last time! You selfish Bastard!" This is the roar of the wise man who lost his image.

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PS. As Adam said, squirrels like joy and do n’t write tragedies.