The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 34: Trial


As the highest judicial institution of Liu Huang Mountain City, High Court always shrouded in a quiet and serious atmosphere. As the precepts written in the hall "correct appearance, rigorous law enforcement, less words and deeds" require, the judicial affairs of the current Organ staff often have serious faces, concise words, and quick actions, and are well received by citizens, but today, the situation is somewhat different.

The quiet corridors of the past were full of noise and quarrels. The "prisoners" awaiting trial with iron chains filled all the cells, and even the empty squares in the past were full of people.

On the corner of the square, a huge Gnome robot turns already into a pile of scrap iron. Perhaps, considering that it occupies a small half of the square, it should be called a steel forest or steel ruins.

On the side, a group of Gnome and gnome are crying around it, and even already and Gnome started to dance their ancestral twisted waist dance (also known as tropical style belly dance. Skin dance), it seems that this robot is themselves Family, seeing it off.

In the outer periphery, many affected citizens cannot appreciate this exotic "hot dance", but instead they baptize these troublesome engineers with tomatoes and rotten eggs in accordance with the tradition of the sulfur mountain. Of course, Wrath There will be no fewer Gnome merchants selling "ammunition" around the citizens.

The guards of the Supreme Law have long been busy with their lives and have no time to manage these little things.

Due to the total destruction of the detention center and the Town Security headquarters, there are many suspects who have nowhere to go. If the Liu Huang Mountain City prison is still intact, where can they be transferred, but because of the aftermath of the last escape, the parts are light. The criminals were also transferred to the detention center. Now, they are directly connected to the pot, and can only be transferred to the Supreme Law.

High Court's four halls already were all dispatched, but they still felt inadequate.

Screams, crying, chasing, begging for mercy, completely turned this formerly quiet and quiet court of justice into a bargaining vegetable market.

At the same time, frowning, trying to ignore the noise outside, but ultimately failed, I had no choice but to order the guards to completely close the doors and windows, pull down the curtains, and give the court a relatively quiet environment.

Yes, the trial.

My absconding overnight, oh no, it was an emergency mission plan and was ruthlessly rejected by Eliza from the beginning.

Liu Huang Mountain City does not need Lich Roland, but after that miracle, the Supreme Judge Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One), who is vaguely referred to as the fourth giant and the sulphur mountain behind the emperor, suddenly disappeared. Much more.

The most important thing is that others are not ready at all, not even diplomatic documents. Traveling alone will only become a farce.

But if I still stay here as Roland, I'm afraid I can count exactly how many bones are left tomorrow. I believe that the Town Security people who have been terminated here will have no patience to listen to me. Explain that it's tolerant to just take me off the stew.

Although in this life I have committed many crimes that people have nothing to say, but this time, I ’m really innocent. I just talk casually, and then wait to see the explosion and sparks. Who knows They would actually make that thing ...... thinking of the steel giant more than twenty meters, I could not help shivering.

"Is the simple version of the metal Titan giant? Is it enough to crush the Legend monster harvester? It seems that I have accidentally made something very extraordinary."

Of course, the other side of Roland No. 2 is that it has paid a huge price to get it done. Then the crime of behind-the-scenes Roland is even more serious.

So, I had no choice but to let the Town Securitys see “Lich Roland” riding Bone Dragon across half of the city and fleeing Liu Huang Mountain City directly ... At least, Lich Roland will not return until the charges are cleared.

At this moment, the first trouble I have is in front of me ........ This case, already, is beyond the capacity of any judge. In the end, it was only I who went there.

From the judges of the Third Chamber, I looked at the pile of cases, the defendants who were "looking innocent" below, and the excited Town Security girls in the plaintiffs seat, listening to them saying "abominable" "Roland", "Wait for me to feed you the dog", "Master Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One), please give us the authorization to pull the knife directly for execution, and I will bring him back into 13 divisions." "Momo no matter what judicial transaction, please let Momo take The team searched his home, his home must be a lot of contraband, and then we sentenced him to life imprisonment. Momo should entertain him, ha ha ha ha ", listening to the nervous laughter of these homeless Dark Elf, I felt a while big head.

On the side, Prosecutor Caterina is reading the indictment and the evidence gathered .......

"At 4.20 pm, the detention center suddenly started to smoke, and then, while the chaos, the outside engineering masters and the detention center took over, the two sides began the final engineering assembly ..."

"There are objections !!! Since Wolf Smoke already is around, what is your judgment on my party's assembly! Maybe, my parties just plan to borrow fireworks for barbecue lunch."

The Gnome prosecutor Lowe with a silver mask directly interrupted his colleagues' speeches, and instead made unusually weird claims.

"Yeah, we are just roasting sweet potatoes / smoked fish." There was also a lot of noise on the defendant's seat, and this kind of thing was coaxed. Gnome and the gnome like it most.

"There are only piranhas in the Liu Huang Mountain City moat. The fish from you can be grilled !!! You just don't need to succeed in your life due to your poor fishing skills." Caterina growled angrily, and is indeed an Amazon hunter , The golden horse tail moves with the wind, the momentum is as sharp as a blade, like the Female War God hunting, but the direction of interest is a little bit off ....

"No, as long as the method is proper, piranhas can also be caught. We have Parker's fishing rods ..."

I understand now, why Gnome Lowe, who is longer than the public prosecutor, insisted on defending his kinsmen. This clearly shows that he is entangled, and is very familiar with the prosecution work. He knows that he likes the more prosecutor Katlin. It is also easy to be brought into a dead end, so as long as the trial is made into a farce, this trial will naturally be a hundred ...

In the past, the court trial, which was almost slapstick, was nothing, but at this moment, for some reason, it is absolutely impossible!

"This is not the way to go. If Gnome are not guilty, then all the black pots should not be Lich Roland."

I glanced at the Town Security Elf of already who was so mad at the table. I made up my mind to make sure that the sinner deserved it ....... With the iron plate that was taken down as a testimony, there was absolutely no bone in my bones. It's hard.

"Lowe Jinbi, may I have you yesterday at 4.20pm? Don't lie, you know the consequences of lying in my court."

Sure enough, as soon as I asked about this, the impassioned interim defense officer was just speechless.

I helplessly supported my forehead and made a very helpless look. In fact, already under the mask laughed and opened flowers.

"Sample, you know your kid won't stay at home obediently. Now, it's your turn to help me."

"Lowe Jinbi, you actually know the law and break the law. You've lost all of High Court's face. Now shut up and obey me, and then go to the dock to sit by yourself. Right, I apologize to the girls of Town Security. Let's see if you treat others What ’s wrong with the family? "

I heard that Lowe dropped his mask, representing the removal of his judicial identity. After trotting, he bowed his head and apologized, and then sat like a schoolboy with his fellows on the defendant's seat and became a defendant completely. .

"Well, whoever, brought me the storm of death, and I used my knee to guarantee that the cricket definitely participated. I don't know? The storm of Hall of Legislation is the short one. ... "

"It's Magicstorm !!!" The dwarf's sharp voice, like a child's peculiar voice, circulated in the auditorium. Miheuer Magicstorm skipped the hurdle and walked towards the defendant's bench.

I secretly praised the uncle in my heart, but it was enough, but when I walked halfway, I saw him calling back.

"Since you have committed a crime, you should be punished. What are you waiting for."

Then ...... wow, it's down ..... There are Gnome and dwarf, but also human and other races, adding up to thirty or forty, about Liu Huang Mountain City masters of engineering It ’s all here,

It seems that these engineering masters did not expect to make such a big noise in the end, and now they are obedient.

. Helplessly shook his head and looked at the empty defense seat.

"You can't find a suitable defender all of a sudden, you can defend it yourself. Eaglestorm, tell me, obviously it has nothing to do with you, why did you jump out again."

"The evil engineers are all enemies of nature, alas, the unnatural creation (the black iron made of giant man) that is full of black curses, the twisted existence with roaring rotation is born blasphemy The natural existence (that is a woodcutter, certainly an enemy of nature), Wang Wang, so our son of nature must purify the cursed earth (so we want to kill him) ... "

While struggling to endure the common language with a strange accent in his mouth, there are often a few strange beast roars in the middle, and he began to try to translate it into adult words, but looked at the same bystanders, I finally don't want to bear it anymore.

"Speak people !!! Otherwise I will shut you with Beifeng Herault !!!"

Dracon's Beifeng's hobby already spread throughout Liu Huang Mountain City. His evil behavior of catching a druid as a chong is even more shocking. For the victim himself and his druid, Man, is the actual embodiment of fear.

"He now forgets that he is human, and thought he was a dog !!!! Chasing his tail every day to play! What did that Dracon do to him !!!"

Druids of "Very Evil Dragon", "Druid Natural Enemy" Beifeng Herault, Liu Huang Mountain City all call him this ... It is the Great Druid Eaglestorm. Hearing this name also instinctively Shivered.

"We saw the iron giant, which was too violating the teachings. My buddies said that he was fucking. I thought about it and thought that according to the book left by Grandpa grandpa, he should indeed be fucked. So, they kicked him, huh. "

Looking at the big druid who was laughing and laughing, I ... I have nothing to say, this time is indeed straightforward, but I ca n’t wait to see him stupefyingly when I see this stupid face.

"Calm, calm, grace, grace. This group of guys is not reliable and not the first time. Don't be angry with them ..... well, next, it is the Holy Knight team who suddenly joined the battle, Tim, I guess what you guys did. "

"Master Ming Jian, we just fulfilled the obligations and responsibilities of a Holy Knight."

"Well, seeing that big robot is demolishing a city wall, you shouted‘ Holy Light, that evil is worthy of a battle ’,’ “Charge for Holy Light,” and then launched a charge on him? Then demolished the other two walls and more than thirty bungalows? "

Okay, I can understand that their original opportunity of "knights fighting for justice" was snatched by the judiciary. It ’s really depressing. It ’s a rare opportunity to make a shot. .

"I've only said half of it. Why don't you tell me the truth about how to get together with the Druid? Do you think I don't know the beam that you and Eaglestorm formed in the last naked. Ben event. Wait a minute. Remember to give Old Bill the repair bill, hoping his stomach is okay. The last vomiting was really scary. Well, this time I tripled the bill and gave me a hard penalty.

Regardless of Tim's downturned face, I then set my sights on a group of nervous young people.

"Lucas, you have just transferred from Holy Knight to Knight of Justice. Why did you bring other Nanxiang students to participate in the trouble? You also specially picked up your past colleagues to clean up. Do you not know that law enforcement officers know the crimes and crimes plus one class? "

I'm still very optimistic about this young man. I and I are really curious. Why did they come to the rescue? In the end, they became the group of Holy Knight and Knight of Justice. If you remember correctly, Lucas and that Tim ’s The relationship should be good.

"I ... I have no opinion on Tim Brother, Brother has always looked after us. However, in addition to the third team of Brother, the first team of Holy Church also came, they actually planned to be heroes Save the beauty and grab the sister, all of a sudden, I didn't hold back ..... "

The others were confused, but I knew it instantly.

Holy Church The first brigade in each region, also known as the ceremonial guards, is not so much the battle Holy Knight as the handsome etiquette diplomat.

The first brigade has only one Quest, and it is necessary to find local aristocrats and wealthy merchants to raise donations, and the emotional ladies are often more willing to spend money .......

So, every member of the First Brigade is carefully selected. Well, the requirements are beautiful and good at diplomatic rhetoric. If you can accidentally coax the aristocratic lady happy, it is better to donate more.

So, while the other brigades were busy fighting evil, the first brigade was busy with the reception and dealing with the ladies. When the other brigade was training under the hot sun, the first brigade was doing a collective mask beauty in the back room ... ... plus, for the sake of glory, the warhorses and armors of the First Brigade were paid by the church for maintenance. This differential treatment naturally made the First Brigade very poor in the eyes of other Holy Knight, but I want to say .. ....

“It ’s so expensive to make a mask. You ca n’t reimburse it. It ’s hard to bear it when you spit at the reception. OK, you Bastard think the ladies are beautiful? In fact, most of them are eaten as pigs, OK? The greasy salty pig hand can bear even the disgusting, and accidentally chopped it down becomes a diplomatic event, OK?

"The most important thing ... don't look at women always on the side. In fact, in order to attract ladies to collect donations, the first brigade doesn't allow love at all, but also recites poetry all day and practices handsome skills. Efforts to pretend to be a love lover, even if it is rare to encounter a good woman, you can only look at it and not eat it !!! This mood is more uncomfortable than chasing it!

Okay, I didn't yell out the above roaring body ... but it seems that I have accidentally shaken out some dark history ... Well, I went there when I was a knight's attendant. The first brigade, after all, was mixed in the main battle force, but it took a year to reverse those weird habits.

"Don't blame this little brother, we can understand, we can understand." Mu En, the captain of the first team who rubbed his hands, is a handsome blond man. Do n’t say, he flung his hair instinctively and threw it aside. Winking.

While the man was disgusted, the woman was exclaimed as "so handsome", but I sympathized with it.

"Five-nine-style head-shaking action, six-three-style winking hair burst, it seems that the church has not changed much over the years. Look at this proficiency, already is a master-level winking, in order to maintain the state, at least every day I ’m going to practice it 300 times ... I ’m afraid I wo n’t speak normally, and I ’m used to winking at men. It ’s really terrible.

So I said to Lucas in a deep voice.

"Apologize to Captain Muen, now, immediately, immediately."

"No, no, little brother. Everyone is a fellow brother in the Order camp!" Mu En said this, his vision was still floating, it seemed to look for a target in the auditorium, and then, it was habitual Winks flutter.

As a predecessor and person, I know that it is the "foraging" instinct that has been honed, but in the eyes of young and vigorous Lucas, it is not correct to look at people's performance.

"I ... I definitely don't apologize !!! Even if I can't be Knight of Justice, I ... I'm not a man! I'll go as a black knight in undead area!"

I finally found a new faith, but found that I still have to bow to my old enemies. The boy (?) couldn't bear the harsh reality, and ran away in tears ... However, he was not mistaken. What, undead area only Death Knight, no Dark Knight ...

Oh, okay, back to the topic, at this point, already is clear.

At first, the engineers created giant robots. Afterwards, Town Security came to enforce the law, but was suppressed by the giants with their huge physical advantages. Then the druids entered the melee, and then Holy Knight to eliminate evil. At the same time, Tim led the chaos to find Eaglestorm to calculate the old account, Druid and Holy Knight worked again.

Furthermore, I thought the first team to come to the rescue was to pick up the girl. Nanxiang's internship Knight of Justice took revenge by chaos ... It was really chaotic. In the end, no one managed the robot. Everyone, this clearly shows the opportunity to deal with personal grievances.

If you really want to punish, this time you have to put in thousands of people ... and our prison and detention center are still in ruins, plus there are no dead people this time ... This time it was a pure accident.

"Pop!"

So, with determination, I knocked down the hammer.

"Temporary adjournment. All defendants are temporarily released. Suspects must not leave Liu Huang Mountain City without the approval of High Court. Compensation for damages and repairs shall be shared equally by the parties involved in the fight. At the same time, the judicial system units will speed up the repair of detention centers and prisons. Wait until the culprit Roland is found before going to court. "

Well, in the end it was all Roland's fault ... and the indignant Town Security were eager to try, apparently intending to grab Roland in person.

"It seems that Roland can't come back ........ Eliza, do you think it's Rossi or Robbie?"

"...." Well, after the incident yesterday, she ignored me .....

However, this trial made me determined.

"If I'm not here, this group of guys will be upset! Then, this time the members of the ambassador group have also been fixed, and they will bring all the living treasures, and by the way, repair the Roland II, and give me the underground covenant completely. Skyscraper !!! "

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