The Founder of Diabolism: 117 | Outside two articles: Incense burner
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Wei Wuxian turned to an old incense burner in the "Old Room" of the treasure hall that Yunshen didn't know.
The incense burner is like a bear, its nose is like, its eyes are like rhino, its tail is like a cow, and its feet are like a tiger. Using the belly as a furnace, after burning incense, spit light smoke.
In the quiet room, Wei Wuxian played with it for a while, and said, "This thing looks weird, without Murderous Qi and radon, it is definitely not harmful. Lan Zhan, you know what this is for Is it? "
Lan Wangji shook his head. Wei Wuxian sniffed the aroma and felt nothing wrong. Both of them speculated that nothing happened, so they put away the incense burner and planned to explore it again later.
Who knows, of course, just when they were lying down, they felt very sleepy and fell asleep. I don't know how long, Wei Wuxian woke up and found that he and Lan Wangji were not in the quiet room where Yunshen didn't know, but in a mountain forest.
Wei Wuxian got up from the ground and said, "What is this place?"
Lan Wangji said: "This is not the place of this world."
Wei Wuxian said: "Not a land of this world? No," he shook his sleeves, feeling extremely clear: "This is not what reality can be?"
Lan Wangji didn't answer, and silently walked to the side of a stream, motioning him to bow his head. Wei Wuxian walked over and took a picture of the water.
The stream reflects the appearance of his previous life!
Wei Wuxian immediately looked up and said, "Is that the problem of the incense burner?"
Lan Wangji nodded: "I'm afraid so."
Staring at the long-lost face in the water for a long time, Wei Wuxian looked away and said, "It's okay. The incense burner I tested, without resentment, is definitely not a demon weapon. It is estimated which immortal master It can be done by cultivation or recreation. Let's walk around and see the situation. "
The two began to walk in this mountain forest, which was unknown to them, or something. After a while, a cabin came into view.
Wei Wuxian saw this small wooden house, and he whispered, Lan Wangji said, "What?"
Wei Wuxian took a closer look at the hut and said, "I think this house is a bit familiar."
This chalet is a very ordinary farmhouse, so he is suspicious, but he is not sure whether he has seen it. Just then, there was a creak of creaks in the cabin.
The two looked at each other, they didn't need to talk, they approached together.
But when they arrived at the door of the wooden house, they looked in the room, all of a sudden.
The things in the cabin are far more outrageous than their original worst imagination. There are no murderous villains, no monsters and corpses, only one person. A person they are all very familiar with.
In the wooden house, there is actually a "Blue Forgotten Machine"!
The "Blue Forgetting Machine" is exactly the same as the handsome face Wei Weixian has next to him, with exactly the same tall posture. A simple but not rough blue and white cloth shirt, on his body, was just worn out by a group of worldly famous immortals. On the side of the machine, it seemed to be driven by art, spontaneously, and weaved the cloth with a crunching sound, while he was sitting by the side, holding a roll of paper books, and staring closely. .
The two already walked to the door of the house and made a loud noise, but "Lang Forgotten Machine" seemed to be unaware of it at all, and with a long, fair finger turned a page of books.
Wei Wuxian looked at the blue forgetting machine next to him, and then looked at the "blue forgetting machine" inside, and suddenly realized: "So it is, so it is!"
Lan Wangji raised his eyebrows slightly. This subtle gesture represented that he was wondering and asked, "What?"
Wei Wuxian said, "This, this, this is my dream!"
The voice didn't fall, and a slender figure in black wobbled outside the room, shouting in a long tone: "Second Brother, I'm back!"
Looking at this "Wei Wuxian" carrying a hoe, a fishing basket, and a root grass, Lan Wangji became more silent.
If this is Wei Wuxian's dream, it is only natural that people in the dream can't see them.
Weaving the "Blue Forgotten Machine" then looked up and saw "Wei Wuxian", but it was a slight lip corner, then calmed down, stood up to meet him, and poured him a glass of water.
"Wei Wuxian" spits out the grass in his mouth, sits at a small wooden table, picks up water and drinks it, grumbles and sips it, and says, "Today the sun is too big, it slays me. Live I threw it in the field and quit. Let me talk about it when I have time. "
"Lan Wangji" said: "Yes." He took out a white cloth towel and handed it to him, "Wei Wuxian" smiled and put his face in the past. .
"Lan Wangji" didn't dislike it either, he really wiped him seriously. "Wei Wuxian" was enjoying, but he was not idle: "I went to the river to play a trip and hit two fishes. The second brother made me fish soup at night!"
"Hmm."
"How do you eat catfish from Gusu? Lan Zhan, do you make sauerkraut fish? I like that. Do n’t make it sweet, eat it once and vomit."
"Hmm. I will do it."
"It's getting hotter and hotter, and today's bath water doesn't have to be so hot, so I only chopped firewood."
"Hmm. It's okay."
"..." Lan Wangji stared at the two ordinary people and said, "Your dream?"
Wei Wuxian laughed with internal injuries, and said, "噗 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, uh, yes, I have a period of time, I do n’t know why, I always have this dream. I dreamed that we were retired, and retreated to the mountains , I go out hunting and farming, you watch and weave at home, cook for me, oh yeah, you also help me to calculate and manage my money, and also make up my clothes at night. I always dream that I will let you burn and bathe The water took a bath together at night, but woke up every time I was about to undress, unfortunately, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... "
He didn't think it was embarrassing to see such a dream being seen by Lan Wangji, but instead he was so beautiful there. Lan Wangji watched him overjoyed, his eyes softened, and he said, "Yeah."
Wei Wuxian's dream is full of trivial chores. Cooking and feeding chickens and chopping firewood, when the bath water is cooked, the dream suddenly ends. After a few steps, the two walked from the farmhouse to an elegant and quiet pavilion. Outside the building was a magnolia tree that stretched out, exuding a fragrant fragrance in the night.
The location of the dream has changed, and this place will never be unknown to two people. Here Correct aunt Su Yun's unknown library.
There is a light in a wooden window on the second floor, and there is a faint voice. Wei Wuxian looked up and said, "Let's go and see?"
Somehow, Lan Wangji is uncharacteristically stagnant. He stared at the wooden window, thoughtfully, as if hesitant. Wei Wuxian felt strange and couldn't think of any reason why Lan Wangji didn't want to go in, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Lan Wangji shook his head slightly, groaned for a moment, and was about to open his mouth. A sudden burst of laughter broke out in the library.
Wei Wuxian heard, his eyes brightened, he snatched into the library, and jumped upstairs in three steps.
He went in. Naturally, Lan Wangji would not stay alone, but he also entered together. The two walked into the lighted library room and saw something very interesting.
On a light-colored mat, next to the punished book case, Wei Ying, fifteen or sixteen, was snapping a table and laughing wildly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
On the ground was a yellowed atlas of a book, which was also the fifteenth and sixty-year-old Lan Zhan, avoiding the scorpion, and already retreated to the corner of the library, screaming in anger: "Wei Ying--!"
The teenager Wei Ying laughed almost rolled into the book case, and raised his hand easily: "Yes! I am!"
And Wei Wuxian here is going to laugh too much, dragging Lan Wangji beside him, "This dream is good! I can't do it, Lan Zhan, look at you, look at you in those days , That face, ha ha ha ha ha ha ... "
Somehow, Lan Wangji's face became more and more strange. Wei Wuxian pulled him together and sat down on the mat next to him, with a smile on his cheeks, watching the two of them arguing and fighting. Over there, the teenager Lan Zhan had pulled out the dust, Wei Ying was busy grabbing casually, blade edge showed a three-pointer in the sheath and reminded: "Ritual! Laner Young Master! Pay attention to the posture! I also brought a sword today, and fought Would you like to have it in your library! "
Lan Zhan said angrily, "Wei Ying! You ... who are you!"
Wei Ying raised his eyebrows and said, "What else can I be. Man!"
"..." Lan Zhan rebuked: "I don't know shame!"
Wei Ying said: "This thing should also be ashamed? Don't tell me you have never seen such a thing. I don't believe it."
After a long while, Lan Zhan's face frosted and raised his sword, Wei Ying was taken aback and said, "Why, you really hit!" They also retaliated against the sword, and the two really did. There was a move in the cabinet. Seeing this, Wei Wuxian made a "snap" and looked at Lan Wangji side by side. He wondered: "Is this the case here? How do I remember when we didn't really fight?"
Lan Wangji kept silent. Wei Wuxian looked at him, but he avoided Wei Wuxian's eyes without any trace. Wei Wuxian increasingly felt that he was weird tonight, and was about to ask questions. He overheard the little Wei Ying over there, joking and saying, "Okay, you can put it away, you have Zhang Youchi, good swordsmanship. However, Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, look at you, you blush like this, did you hit me red, or did you just watch that good thing and see red? "
Xiao Lanzhan did not blush at all, and swept away with a sword: "Nonsense!"
Wei Ying tilted his waist back, made a very soft iron bridge, avoided the sword, straightened up again, and twisted his hand on Lan Zhanguang's white face quickly, saying: "I There is no bullshit, or your face will be hot, if you touch yourself, haha!
Lan Zhan's face flickered red and white, and a slap was about to slap his claws, but Wei Ying took the lead and let him take a shot, almost patted himself, turned around, with ease, and said leisurely: " Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, it ’s not me who says you, look at you who are as old as you are. Which one is as big as you are, and you have such a big red face. This irritation can't stand it, and you are tender. "
This scene is neither real nor a dream he ever dreamed of, it can only be a dream of Lan Wangji. Wei Wuxian watched with interest, saying: "Lan Zhan, you really know me, this is really what I will say."
However, he didn't notice that Lan Wangji at this moment seemed almost restless.
Wei Ying continued: "It's boring to copy books, or should I teach you while copying? It should be a reward for your supervision ..."
He endured his nonsense for so long, Lan Zhan finally couldn't bear it anymore, he flew away from the dust, two swords struck each other, and both were knocked out of the window. Wei Ying suddenly let go when she saw it, she was slightly surprised, and said, "Hey, my sword!"
Screaming, he was about to jump out of the window to grab the sword, but Lan Zhan slammed from behind him and threw him to the ground. Wei Ying scratched his head on the ground, and struggled desperately. After a few trips between you and me, the two immediately scuffled in a mess. Wei Ying desperately kicked his legs and bumped his elbows, but he could not escape the blockade of Lan Zhan's limbs, as if covered by an unbreakable iron net, saying: "Lan Zhan! What do you do, Lan Zhan! I Just kidding, kidding! What are you doing so seriously! "
Lan Zhan grabbed his wrists with one hand, pressed him behind him, and said in a deep voice, "You said just now, what should you teach me?"
He sounded cold, but his eyes seemed to be about to erupt.
The two were originally equal in strength, and Wei Ying took care of him for a while and was suppressed to the ground. He had to pretend to be stupid: "No? Did I just say something?"
Lan Zhan said: "Did you say?"
Wei Ying justified: "I didn't say!"
He also said, "Lan Zhan, don't be so rigid, don't take every word I say seriously, you can also believe that nonsense, what's so worthy of being angry. I do n’t talk about it. Ca n’t you, let me go, I have n’t finished the book today, I wo n’t play anymore. ”
After hearing that, Lan Zhan's complexion was slightly slower, and he seemed to relax his arm slightly. Unexpectedly, as soon as Wei Ying withdrew his wrist, his eyebrows bent, his eyes turned, and he immediately delivered them with one palm.
I didn't know that Lan Zhan had taken precautions. When Wei Ying moved, he quickly caught his eyes and suppressed him again. This time, he shot heavier, and Wei Ying ’s wrist was twisted into a more curved arc, oh oh yelled: "I said it was just a joke! Lan Zhan! Do n’t stand such amusement!"
Lan Zhan's eyes had a flaming jump. Without saying a word, he took off his head and wiped his forehead, and spared three laps, tied Wei Ying's hands tightly, and tied a knot.
Unexpectedly this is the unfolding, Wei Wuxian is on the side, already stunned!
After a while, he turned to look at Lan Wangji next to him. At this glance, he found that although Lan Wangji's face was still white and could not reveal a trace of redness, the earlobe had turned pink.
Wei Wuxian unwillingly gathered up and said, "Brother Lan ... your dream seems a little bit wrong, isn't it?"
"..." Lan Wangji suddenly got up and said, "Don't watch!"
Wei Wuxian immediately stopped him who wanted to get up and said, "Don't go! I also want to see what will happen in your dream later, and I haven't seen the highlights yet!" "
Wei Ying was **** by Lan Zhan and wailed for a while while he was quiet. Then he tried to explain to him: "Lan Zhan, the gentleman can't do anything, you are so narrow-minded. Think about it Did I just say something to you? "
Lan Zhan took a quiet breath and said coldly, "You think, what did you just say."
Wei Ying quibbleed: "I'm just saying you're tender, that you don't understand something. Isn't this true? Some adults' things you really don't understand. You must be right when you are pierced Me, isn't this narrow-minded? "
Lan Zhan said indifferently, "Who says I don't understand."
Wei Ying raised one eyebrow and laughed, "Oh-is it? You stop talking hard, you understand that there is a ghost hahaha hahaha ... Ah!"
He suddenly screamed because Lan Zhan suddenly gripped somewhere below him.
Lan Zhan, with a childish face still handsome, repeats: "Who says I don't understand."
Wei Wuxian poked beside Lan Wangji, almost biting his earlobe and said, "Yeah, who said you don't understand? Day thinking, night dreaming, Lan Zhan, you tell the truth, you Do you really want to do this to me then? I didn't expect that ... you are like Han Guangjun. "
Although Lan Wangji is still expressionless, the pink color has creeped up to his fair neck. The fingers on his knees curled up indiscriminately.
Xiao Weiying over there was caught by his life, paralyzed on the ground, took a few breaths, and said, "What are you doing, Lan Zhan! Are you crazy!"
Lan Zhan ’s entire body already stuck in the middle of Wei Ying ’s legs. This pose was really threatening. Wei Ying saw the situation was not good, and quickly changed his voice: “... No, no! No one says you do n’t Understood! You, you, you, let go first, have something to say! "
His hands are violently shaken, and the aunt Su Lan ’s wiping material is extremely good. No matter how he struggles, he ca n’t be undone, he ca n’t get rid of it. He throws it twice, and suddenly he sees a book on the side. Grab it and throw it on Lan Zhan, hoping to wake him up with a sage book, saying, "You'll wake up soon!"
The book first hit Lan Zhan's chest, then fell into the middle of Wei Ying's wide-opened legs. After a few clicks, Lan Zhan looked down and looked away.
Ghosts are terrible. This page just happens to rest on a picture of the Spring Palace, which is extremely naked and paints. Moreover, the two people on the picture are both men!
Wei Wuxian remembers that the Spring Palace atlas he showed to Lan Wangji had nothing to do with Longyang at all. There is absolutely no such page in it. I ca n’t help but marvel once again. Lan Wangji has a lot of details Processing ... too rich and amazing!
Lan Zhan bowed his head, staring at that page intently, Wei Ying also saw the picture, and was a little embarrassed at first, and said, "... Uh ..." My heart was full of pain, but I still felt that it was not as easy as I could, and worked hard to extract Step out. Lan Zhan freed his hand, grasped his knees, beat his legs into a more open position, and took off Wei Ying's belt and pants twice.
Wei Ying only felt a cold in his lower body, looked down, and seemed to be cold with his heart, and said, "What are you doing, Lan Zhan?!"
Wei Wuxian was so excited and excited that he could n’t help but said, "Crap! Do it! You!"
The author has something to say: boss group moves back and forth, let me cheer first. This was supposed to be 520 rounds. I couldn't control the power of the flood halfway and wrote the car. The double boss is still in the liver!
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