The Game Warrior Chapter 48: Choose a day is worse than hit the sun

The eleventh special field platoon Chapter 48 is not as good as hitting the sun courtyard. Although the style is simple and elegant, the environment is quite ancient, but it has been too long. No one has lived in the room. The ash in the room has accumulated a thick wall. The rain stains are like map and the yard is full of weeds...

The man who opened the door and entered the field team almost thought he had entered a haunted house.

Fortunately, there is an automatic cleaner in the team, Lele, which is more efficient than any kind of technology product, but just walks around the house and the yard to clean it immediately.

Although the beds and houses are still old and dilapidated, it is inevitable that the special forces, who are already very adaptable and exhausted, have enjoyed it at least better than cleaning the house or sleeping in the wild.

So this night when you go to bed, no one is going to praise the music and the power is convenient and easy to use!

It's a pity that this kind of joy is just that they enjoy it when they sleep that night, and they don't think so at all on the next day.

The next morning Duguhong got up early in the morning when the field crews were still sleeping soundly, they started to play around and started busy waiting until a group of people were sleepy and woke up to see the yard was a big mess The pile is messier than what Lele looked like before it was covered with weeds.

Take a closer look. There are firecrackers, colored silk, red paper, nail boards, sledgehammers, slates, wooden plaques, cans of kerosene, a few porcelain bowls, gongs and drums, and piles of bricks. There is a plate of red flying knives with all kinds of weapons, including Qimei sticks, Yanling knives, Longquan swords, pewter guns...

There is even a shining golden signboard with four big characters--"Eastern Martial Arts Hall" is deliberately marked in a line of small characters:.

In addition, there are piles of clothes on the side. It seems that they are all called practice clothes hundreds of years ago. The old ones can only be seen in movies and TV games. In reality, except for museums. Extinct God knows where Du Guhong bought it from.

Seeing everyone waking up one by one, their attention was gradually attracted by the pile of things in the yard. Duguhong greeted them enthusiastically: "Come and try to change the clothes to see if they fit."

"This is... for wearing?" All the people opened their mouths wide. They thought that Du Guhong wanted them to help send this pile of **** to the outside, but they didn't expect this to be the answer.

"Yes." Duguhong nodded innocently. "According to the original plan, it should be a house cleaning today. First clean up the house. I didn't expect that the work was done by Lele alone last night. I wondered. It’s better to hit the sun if you choose another day, and our martial arts hall will open today!"

"..."

"Look at what I'm doing? Did you sleep on the grass last night without me? A group of ungrateful guys!" Lele scolded and turned away all complaining eyes.

While shaking the movie props, people generally wonder whether the clothes should exist in this era. Some people also tried to raise objections and were knocked down by Du Guhong with two sentences: "Do you know how much it costs to park a cruise ship a day? Do you know how much money it costs to rent this house?"

I have to take short hands and eat short mouths. What's more, people have been tricked into a thief ship. Does it make sense to resist?

So I don’t want to change the clothes, and laugh at each other for fifty steps, and laugh a few words after hearing Duguhong’s next words, but no one can laugh. It turns out that changing clothes is just their suffering The beginning!

Dugu Hong’s words are like this: "Comrades! Everyone should know that kung fu is a unique skill of China and a long-standing national quintessence! And as a special place to inherit and promote this skill-Wuguan can also be traced back. Thousands of years ago, it has a long history and fine tradition!"

"So at the opening ceremony in a while, I hope everyone can sign up for the traditional performance of the martial arts opening."

What are these traditional programs?

Chest broken boulders, hand-cut bricks, iron-head broken bricks, hard qigong broken sticks, finger-twisted hard porcelain, blindfolded flying knives, fire-breathing, routine exercises...

It's not that these games are difficult and technical, but these performances are too weak. Performing these with the current strength of the field team is no different from playing children.

When I was a child, I thought it was fun to play with the family. I have grown up to be an adult and then I am going to be a child. This will make people feel a little upside-down and confused...

What's more, the "classic" of these performance advantages is basically a must-have show for walking in the rivers and lakes and performing arts. It is good to say that it is not good to say traditionally, which is a typical trick.

Since they know that they are doing this kind of thing, there will still be people who are willing to fall into a dead end, and do not expect them how to actively distribute the performances one by one.

"Comrades! Brothers! Things that can become traditional always have a reason for existence, although we may not know what the reason is, but as long as we follow the steps step by step, we will naturally get the effect."

"The big belly, the grasshopper, you two have broken boulders in your chest...Is it right? The big belly hammers you on the nail board so that it is shocking! Lin Ling, Darts, you two blindfolded and throwing knives... Of course you are the target Can you catch the eye with a beautiful flying knife! Camouflage, you split the bricks and shaman, you twist the hard porcelain..."

As the work went down, the people who were spotted were frowning, but they couldn’t laugh soon, because Du Guhong arranged a repertoire for all those who were free--beat the gongs and drums. .

"No? Can't you learn it! You don't learn well? It doesn't matter if you don't learn well. You really think these foreigners will understand what our Chinese classical music is. Besides, you owe me anyway if the martial arts hall is not successful. If I become a laughingstock, I can’t make any money. What do you still have is time to work and I’m young. Is my capital?"

"xxxxxx……"

"Oh yes, all the shows come to teach you a few words of French. Before going on stage, everyone has to say it again. If you can't remember, use your notebook to write it down and take the watch to record it." Duguhong blurted out. An obscure French.

For field teams who have just learned French for a few days, this sentence is too difficult. At first, they thought it was similar to the opening of a performance until they gradually became proficient in French and translated these sentences again. One by one couldn't help being ashamed and angry.

That paragraph is translated like this--

"I was the same as you two months ago and you will be like me in two months. Give Dongfang a chance and also give yourself a chance. For details, please consult the mysterious Chinese Kungfu Hall of Dongfang Martial Arts Hall..."

A group of people put on antique clothes under the coercive and lure of Dugu Hong, decorated the house and put all kinds of props in and out of the house, and tried the sound of the horn suona, and then went out without knowing it...

"Cracking!" The sound of firecrackers slammed through the northwest corner of Tamatave Port. The gongs and drums were noisy and the sky was very lively. The nine-tone, eighteen-tuned horn suona, although the sound went from the southeast to the northwest, added a bit of joy to the ceremony.

It's just that in the first half an hour, there was no one in front of the martial arts hall, which was obviously pretty good.

Everyone understands why--the sound of firecrackers is too much like a gunshot, even if the people of Iver are used to the Taishan Mountain and don't change their color, but they know that the mountain is falling and they have to rush over and be crushed, that means something wrong with the head.

No one is onlookers, and naturally there is no need to show the voice of everyone in the field team has never been so neat-just let the loneliness continue.

Unfortunately, God always likes to joke with people. After half an hour, the crowd in twos and threes began to rush over. The sound of firecrackers is so long that everyone knows that it is not a gun~ IndoMTL.com~ Curious people patrol the streets at the end of the street. Perceived that there is no danger, I gradually gathered the courage to come to the performance venue in front of the martial arts hall. Although I was still wondering what these people were doing, it was a kind of performance art similar to street performance.

The crowd gradually gathered together. After a while, people from all directions were standing in groups and pointing at the commotion over the sound of firecrackers and gongs.

Many of them ran home deliberately to bring in idlers at home to watch the show.

I have to say that tradition is a place where it has become a tradition. Such a soiled circus opening line is played out, although it is in a strange country like Iver, it is full of strange people with different customs and different languages. It turned out to be surprisingly good.

"Everyone from the south to the north, yellow, white, black, grandpa, grandma, brother, sister-in-law, brothers and sisters, brothers, who are new to the precious land, and are unfamiliar with the land. Today, I will show your ugliness here. Those who don’t have any money are going to win a game......"

The opening ceremony of the Dongfang Wuguan officially began under the fluent and quirky French opening speech of Duguhong!