The Heartless Mage Chapter 189: Silly Fox

The half-old child followed Wuxin into the woods in a step-by-step manner, thinking that he could learn a few tricks to set up a trip and dig a trap. Unexpectedly, Wuxin was lying in ambush in the grass like a beast. Wilder than wild things. The half-old boy had never seen him so fast, so he hurriedly drove him to run, almost losing a cotton shoe.

At noon, Wuxin walked out of the woods carrying a thick branch, one end of the branch was sharpened, and three big fat rabbits were sticking bloody. The half-eldest child wasted all morning's time and physical strength, and the wotou in his belly was completely consumed. Looking at the unintentional prey, he put a dirty finger in his mouth.

He called his name without looking back: "Xiaoquan, do you want to eat rabbit meat?"

Xiaoquan was so tired that his breath was weak, and he replied in a low voice, "I want to!"

Wuxin turned around and gave him a sly smile: "Don't you have dried daylily at home? Exchange it for daylily."

Xiaoquan swallowed: "My mother can't let me take it."

Wuxin turned to the front: "There's no way, I'll go home to eat my rabbit meat, go home and eat your daylily!"

Xiaoquan had a bitter face, and Lai Haw followed him, knowing that if he wanted to eat rabbit meat, he had to take the risk of going home to steal daylily, but he only wanted to eat meat, not vegetables. Unconsciously, he followed in front of the small tent. When he saw Su Tao doing chores outside the tent, he straightened his eyes immediately. In front of Wuxin, he was a child. In front of Su Tao, he couldn't help but want to be a little man. looks like.

He stopped pestering Wuxin and walked home quietly. And Su Tao didn't notice his existence at all, and ran straight to Wuxin and said, "A fox came this morning and stole a drink of our family's cornmeal porridge!"

As soon as these words came out, the nearby woodcarving opened the door, and walked out a big woman with a yellow face and thin skin: "The fox is the most raped, it must have been the last time he stole the chicken and stole the mouth, and he entered the village again last night. Wuxin, you How did you catch the rabbit?"

Wuxin supported the thick branch on his shoulders with one hand and put his hands on his hips: "The fox still drinks cornstarch porridge? Sister-in-law, I caught the rabbit with my hands."

The eldest daughter-in-law was very surprised: "I grabbed it with my hands? How fast are your hands?"

Wuxin told her seriously: "It's coming soon."

Without not coming back, Su Tao felt that she didn't need to cook alone, and she was hungry for most of the day. Wuxin quickly roasted a small piece of rabbit meat for her, and asked, "Are you saying that you are lazy? If I don't come back for a day, you will be hungry all day?"

Su Tao tore the rabbit meat with her teeth, hissing and breathing hotly: "I'm not lazy!"

Unconsciously skillfully peeled off the whole rabbit skin, cleaned the rabbit's belly, cut it into small pieces and hung it by the stone stove. The nearby woodcut Leng opened the door again, and the eldest daughter-in-law stuck out her head and asked, "Hey, Wuxin, can your rabbit meat be exchanged for noodles?"

Wuxin answered loudly, "Yes! But don't want the noodles." Then he stood up and said, "Sister-in-law, do you have any pots you don't need at home? If you have any, lend me a bite, and I'll give you a rabbit. , I will return the pot to you in the spring of next year."

When the eldest daughter-in-law heard this, she turned around and went back to the room, but after a while, she took out a small old iron pot. Bringing the iron pot to Wuxin, the eldest daughter-in-law went home with a large bowl of rabbit meat in a sea bowl.

As soon as the eldest daughter-in-law left, Xiaoquan came back with a large bag of daylily in his pocket. Seeing that the eldest daughter-in-law took away a large bowl of pink rabbit meat, he was so frightened that he hurriedly asked Wuxin: "Anything else? You? Didn't you give it all to her?"

Inadvertently counted the number of daylily and chopped up half a rabbit for him. After sending Xiaoquan away, he turned around and made a face at Su Tao, took out three big bird eggs from his pocket and shook them at her: "How to eat?"

Su Tao thought about it for a while, and happily replied: "Let's make a lump soup and eat it!"

Su Tao found out the flour, and Zhang Zhang Luoluo wanted to make lunch for Wuxin, but as soon as he started, he showed a tendency to turn around. Wuxin hastily forcibly took over her career. Slowly mix the flour with water, because flour is too precious, so I do it slowly and meticulously, and ask Su Tao, "Are you afraid of the fox?"

Su Tao was soaking the daylily: "Don't be afraid, I gave it a stick and drove it away."

Inadvertently asked: "Didn't the owl help?"

When Su Tao heard this, she laughed and laughed: "It's not a watchdog, how can it help me?"

Inadvertently scolded, meaning that the owl is a foodie. The owl seemed to be sleeping in the tent. He heard the unintentional criticism by accident, and was immediately startled. There was a **** smell outside the tent, and he thought he was unintentionally killing the wild rabbits. Spreading his wings tremblingly, he decided to flee first, and then come back when the limelight passed.

With enough strength, he fluttered his wings, and he took off flat and charged towards the tent curtain. Unexpectedly, a head just saw the sun, and Wuxin, who was squatting in front of the tent, suddenly turned around and punched, shouting at the same time: "Ha!"

This punch hit the top of the owl's head, and the owl felt turned upside down for a while. By the time he regained consciousness, the lump soup on the stone stove outside had already boiled. The noodle soup was tender and quivering, with day lily and poached bird eggs boiled in it. Wuxin and Su Tao sat around the stone stove and ate directly at the pot with a spoon. The noodle soup was so hot that the two were sweating under the winter sun. Finally, Wuxin sighed: "Comfortable."

Su Tao scraped the iron pot with a spoon: "There is one bowl left, let's eat it tonight."

Wuxin was about to speak, but unexpectedly, someone from a distance came hurriedly, but it was the man who slandered Wuxin for stealing chickens the morning before yesterday. The man was born with five shorts and three thicks, and he also had a somewhat mighty appearance, but at the moment he was behaving abnormally. He stopped ten steps away from the small tent. The man stretched out two big palms to make an orchid finger, and pointed at Su Tao with both hands. He began to curse in a high-pitched voice, and his language was extremely obscene. Su Tao was stunned with a bowl of noodle soup, and Wuxin also turned to look at him - after a few seconds, Wuxin got up and walked around the stone stove, bent over and covered Su Tao's ears, and at the same time listened to the man Jumping on his feet, he shouted: "You are not raised by a man, you are a little saucy, and my aunt will be beaten for drinking your cornmeal porridge. Mom's aunt will tear you up today!"

The surrounding woodcuts all opened their doors, and the well-informed old man opened his mouth: "Oh, you listen to this is not the voice of Carpenter Wang! What's wrong with Carpenter Wang?"

Wuxin tightly covered Su Tao's ears, standing in place, unable to make a move. Carpenter Wang scolded so arrogantly that even the most shrewd shrew blushed. He did not allow these swear words to enter Su Tao's ears, not even a word, not even a few words.

An old lady with little feet held a large bamboo basket, moved it up and down, and buckled Carpenter Wang's head. The rest of the people rushed up to hold him down. One of the old men hurriedly brought a horse whip from the house, swung it round and whipped the bamboo basket on Carpenter Wang's head, cursing while whipping: "You scumbag, you steal the food. Do you still have reason? You get out of here, get out right away, and I'll kill you if you don't!"

The horse whip crackled on the bamboo basket, with the whirring sound of the wind, which sounded quite intimidating. Carpenter Wang gradually stopped struggling, but his head continued to groan like a woman in the bamboo basket. The old man was sweating profusely. At the end he gasped and stopped the whip. He asked everyone around him, "What do you say? Listen to what he said just now, didn't he just let the big fox in the morning get on his body!" Then he Turning to Su Tao: "That little girl, did you give her a stick this morning?"

Su Tao was still holding a bowl of noodle soup, completely dumbfounded, and was still covering her ears by Wuxin. Wuxin replied for her: "Yes, we fought."

Wang Carpenter's wife heard the sound and rushed over to Wuxin crying: "You said that you provoked the vixen, why did you implicate my carpenter? You can save him, if he has three strengths and two weaknesses, There's no end to me and you two little rascals!"

Inadvertently ignored him, let go of Su Tao and walked into the crowd, took the whip and continued to draw the bamboo basket. While pumping, he asked: "Who is the boy? Take off your pants and pee on him!"

At this time, everyone remembered that the effect of boy urine is similar to that of black dog blood. All the big and small boys who were watching the fun crowded up, unbuttoned their trousers and took out their **** in panic and excitement, and started urinating at Carpenter Wang. Carpenter Wang's wife gave up again, and rushed over to beat Wuxin's back: "What are you doing, you bad boy? You let the little calves pee on my carpenter?"

Wuxin resisted her attack, lowered her head and asked, "Carpenter Wang, are you awake? Just answer when you are awake!"

Carpenter Wang's head was nestled in the bamboo basket, and he remained silent. Wuxin held the whip and sighed: "Oh, I heard that big dung can also ward off evil spirits!"

As soon as this statement came out, the weak carpenter Wang immediately struggled to make a cry: "Ouch...I'm better..."

The old man next to him gave a thumbs up: "It's still a guy with a lot of yang energy. Look, the fox spirit was driven away in one fell swoop!"

Carpenter Wang's wife picked up Carpenter Wang, who was dressed ashamed, and walked home muttering.

As soon as Carpenter Wang left, the rest of the audience scattered home. Wuxin turned around and walked in front of Su Tao, bowed his head and smiled at her: "It's alright."

Su Tao stood up and asked timidly, "Wuxin, is there really a vixen?"

Wuxin leaned down slightly and said in her ear: "I'm here, don't be afraid."

Su Tao looked into Wuxin's eyes and suddenly didn't know where to ask. Hanging her head hesitantly, she felt that she had made a big mistake: "I just don't hit it in the morning..." She flattened her mouth, wondering if she should cry: "I didn't know it was so powerful... …”

Inadvertently patted her head: "It's a terrible fart! What else can it do besides scolding the street? It was washed away in a few pee. Such a thing is worth your fear? I tell you, goblins are also divided Look at its miserable appearance, even stealing cornstarch porridge, and it's not as good as a blind stream, what's so scary about it?"

Su Tao laughed at what he said, raised her sleeves and wiped her eyes: "Yes, it's still a local vixen!"

Wanxin patted her on the shoulder again: "It's not as decent as our owl."

Su Tao was convinced, and whispered: "The owl never steals its mouth, and even gives it to Bai Niangzi to catch little voles to eat. Wuxin, don't beat it in the future, how good it is."

Wuxin immediately got into the tent, hugged the big owl and kissed: "What—ah!"

When Su Tao lifted the curtain and saw it, she couldn't help laughing. The big owl shrugged its wings, thinking that it had no intention of eating itself.

In the afternoon, my wife passed by peacefully. After nightfall, Wuxin took Su Tao to sleep by the fire as usual. The owl completely recovered its nocturnal habit and slipped out of the tent to hunt. At midnight, Wuxin got out of the tent to urinate, and suddenly saw Bai Liuli break away from the snake and hang in front of him looking around.

He yawned unintentionally, and then said softly, "Bai Liuli, you should help me at noon today. If you drive that little fox away, Carpenter Wang won't disturb so many people."

Bai Liuli replied absent-mindedly: "That fox spirit is like a fool, I have no interest in it."

Wu Xin fastened his pants: "This place is too desolate, I can always feel the demon in the woods, I'm really afraid that the little fox will attract the big fox. Bai Liuli, don't float, come back to me and sleep. There is no one here to show you a fight, and you are floating in vain."