The Heartless Mage Chapter 212: baby bug

Scoofy sat cross-legged on the big bed in the bedroom, a shirt he tied around his waist as an apron. The big caterpillar had just been sent to the bathtub to be cleaned by him. At this moment, it was straddling his thigh. The thigh was thin into two thick bone sticks, which made the big caterpillar soft and quivering even more. , as if one can squeeze out water. It's just that the surface of the worm is uneven, and the white hairs are clustered.

Scoofy thinks it's cute, even ignoring its sweet smell.

Finding it from head to tail, Shi Gaofei didn't find its head nor its tail. At the same time, I felt that the caterpillar was soft and hard, as if there were bones in the tender meat. His fingers crossed the worm's body, and Shi Gaofei's movements suddenly stagnated, because it felt as if the big caterpillar was twitching on his leg.

Slowly leaning down, he almost brought the tip of his nose to a clump of white hair: "Baby, what's wrong with you? Are you in pain? Are you afraid? Don't be afraid, I'm your father. I'm already on Earth. I've lived in Shang for twenty-five years, and I'm an old earth man. I'll protect you in the future, but are you planning to live longer? Or do you want to take me home?"

The voice fell, and he felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said. From the moment he carried the caterpillar into the building, his mind was like clockwork, and it never stopped: the bedroom is so spacious, where are the beans bad, and they have to be squeezed under the dirty toilet paper? But if you think of the bean as an egg from the mother planet, all the problems are solved. It takes such an extraordinary large egg to be able to find his toilet paper and fertilize it on its own, and grow to half the size of a human in two months.

So he named himself the father of caterpillars. While he is like this, his caterpillar baby is like that.

Scruffy stayed up all night trying to find the caterpillar's mouth. Without a mouth, how could he feed it?

He worked in vain all night, without yawning, his mind continued to run at high speed. Since I really can't find a mouth, I simply treat it as a flower and grass. It was reluctant to bury it back in the soil, so he started soilless cultivation without a teacher. After storing a bathtub of warm water, he found all the vitamin pills in the house, ground them and dissolved them in the water. Thinking that a tank of warm water is already very nutritious, he mobilized his long arms and legs, and tremblingly put the big caterpillar into the bathtub.

Then he didn't leave, and sat by the bathtub with a laptop in his hand. He played piano music for the big caterpillar, right as a belated prenatal education. Sitting motionless from morning to night, he didn't get up until he was so hungry that his eyes darkened, then he staggered to his feet, trying to find something to eat. There was no food left at home, so he locked the three floors outside the courtyard gate, and ran to the supermarket at the entrance of the village to buy a lot of biscuits and instant noodles. He came home out of breath. After entering the door, he ran to the bathroom first. When he saw the big caterpillar lying comfortably in the water, he let out a long sigh of relief, and his heart fell back into his cavity.

The door of the Shi family was closed again. No matter day or night, the courtyard was always quiet and not even a single person was seen. The villagers knew the details of Shi Gaofei, and they wished they could walk around the Shi family on weekdays. Naturally, no one cared whether he was alive or dead. After more than a month like this, someone finally stopped outside the Shi family's door - Shi Danfeng came.

Stanfeng Shi was wearing a chiffon dress and a large black-brimmed sun hat on his head for sun protection. The brim of the hat, which moves up and down, is bigger than the face, and when it is put down, the face is buttoned up tightly. Slim and slim pushing a small electric car, she looked like a fairy in her body and her head was mysterious and unpredictable. It was the human figure that Shi Gaofei despised the most. Raising her hand and ringing the doorbell several times, she held the electric car with one hand. A large cardboard box was tied to the back seat of the car. The box contained the aid she brought to her brother. The eldest sister is like a mother, although Shi Yibiao and Zhao Xiufen are both partial and outrageous, but as the eldest sister, she has no intention of taking out her anger on her younger brother. A good younger brother, handsome and handsome like a male star, but he is crazy and doesn't speak human words. She sees it in her eyes, hurts in her heart, and even temporarily forgets her own pain.

The doorbell rang for a long time, but there was no response from the building. Shi Danfeng took out her mobile phone from her small purse and was about to call her brother; but before she could start to press the keys, a series of ding ding bells suddenly sounded behind her. Looking back, she saw a sweaty Scout. On the other hand, Shi Gaofei slammed the brakes on his bicycle, stared at his sister like a ghost, didn't say hello, just opened his mouth before saying anything.

Shi Danfeng put away the phone and opened his mouth to complain: "Xiao Fei, where have you just gone? I even thought I was empty. On a hot day, it's easy for me to come? I tell you, now Parents are used to you, but I'm not used to you. Go back to space if you have the ability, or I will be your sister, and I will dare to beat you!"

Shi Gaofei held the handlebars and hesitated to approach her: "I... sister, what are you doing here?"

Shi Danfeng rode from the town to the village, and was about to melt and breathe fire. At this moment, she reached out and patted the cardboard box in the back seat of the car. She hid behind the black mask and said, "Quickly open the door! The frozen dumplings are about to melt!"

Shi Gaofei got off the bicycle, and hesitantly stepped forward, reaching into the pocket of his shorts for the keys as he walked. Shi Danfeng saw at a glance the large packaging bag hanging on both ends of the handlebar, and immediately raised a high profile: "Have you bought baby milk powder?"

Shi Gaofei parked his bicycle and slowly went to unlock the door: "Um..."

Shi Danfeng has all the qualities of a good wife and a good mother. From an economic point of view, she immediately became irritated: "How old are you to drink baby milk powder? Is fifteen yuan a bag not enough for you? More than a hundred barrels, right?"

Shi Gaofei opened the courtyard door, turned around and pushed the bicycle: "It's more than two hundred, I picked the best one."

Shi Danfeng used his arms to push the electric car into the hospital: "Xiao Fei, you are disobedient, you are mad at me."

Shi Gaofei also followed his sister into the hospital. Taking off the two large paper bags on the handlebar, he took his sister into the building. Shi Danfeng remembered that her younger brother was always very hygienic, but when she entered the door, she was caught off guard by a strange smell—sweet and fishy, ​​not bad, but the more she smelled it, the more uncomfortable it became. There were old sofas and coffee tables in the living room. She took off her sun hat and sat on the sofa while urging Sgoofy to put the frozen food in the cardboard box in the refrigerator. She lowered her head and touched the surface of the leather sofa, and she felt a few slender white hairs.

"Xiao Fei!" She asked loudly, "Do you have a dog?"

Shi Gaofei left the kitchen and entered the living room, standing beside the sofa meanly: "No, no."

Shi Danfeng raised his hand and showed him the white fur: "I don't care if you have a dog, but don't let the dog bite."

Shi Gaofei looked at her restlessly and replied with an "um" in his nose.

Shi Danfeng didn't have the same knowledge as him, got up and walked into the bedroom, wanting to clean up the room for him and wash it by the way. Although there is a washing machine at home, Shi Danfeng's trust in the washing machine is limited. She has come, she always has to give strength to her brother. However, before she could reach the bedroom door, Shi Gaofei had already leaned back against the door, blocking her way: "Sister...don't need to clean."

Shi Danfeng saw that his face was red and white for a while, not a serious color, and couldn't help but become suspicious: "Xiao Fei, why are you nervous? Is there anything in the room that people are afraid of?"

Shi Gaofei looked at her righteously: "No!"

Shi Danfeng stretched out his hand and dragged him, but didn't move: "Really? You let me in and see!"

Scruffy raised his voice: "No way!"

His voice was loud and he roared in a rage, which startled Shi Danfeng. There was a brief silence after the roar, and Shi Danfeng's ears suddenly moved, as if he heard a living creature chirping in the room.

My heart moved, Shi Danfeng didn't ask any more questions, turned and sat back on the sofa, she started gossiping with Shi Gaofei, setting hooks on the inside and outside of his words, trying to tell the truth about him. Shi Gaofei looked at her vigilantly, and suddenly asked, "Did they send you here?"

Shi Danfeng is so curious that his soul can't wait to break through the body and go through the wall to see what is hidden in his brother's bedroom: "No one sent me, but Mom misses you very much and wants you to stay home for a few days. "

Shi Gaofei looked at her seriously: "I understand they want to imprison me, but I'm just a passerby to them after all. Maybe they shouldn't have adopted me in the first place - why didn't they adopt a same person? What about the earth baby of the race? Sister, I think you are a kind-hearted person among earth people, so I have a word for you.”

Shi Danfeng couldn't help it: "You said a fart! Tell me what good things are in your house that I can't see?"

Shi Gaofei held his head high: "Sister, let's go. Maybe in the near future, I will be going home. I hope you can trust me more, harass me less, and buy me special deals while I am still here. Toilet paper and special milk. Let me leave with a little fond memory of you."

Shi Danfeng was so angry that he ran away.

As soon as Shi Danfeng left, Shi Gaofei immediately locked the second door. Entering the bedroom with a smile, he lifted the big towel on the bed and looked down at the alien baby on the bed. The big caterpillar grew rapidly against his expectations, its bones became harder and harder, and scribbled limbs were differentiated. There is also a head at the head of the human figure, the head is round, and the prototype of the facial features is distributed. Scooby was so ecstatic when he found out last night that he had a real mouth, so much so that he woke up early today and went to town to buy him milk powder - he is only a few months old, so of course he should drink milk powder .

Quickly poured a cup of milk powder into the bottle. He first tested the temperature of the milk on his arm, and then held the white-haired baby on his thigh. Putting the pacifier into the other person's mouth, he only heard a "squeak", and when he pulled out the bottle, he found that the rubber pacifier had been bitten by the other person's sharp teeth.

Shi Gaofei is very conscious of being a father, patiently changed a pacifier, and continued to feed. While feeding, he said to himself again and again: "Baby, Dad didn't expect you to follow the local customs and grow up to be an earthling. But this is better, and it saves me a lot of trouble."

His baby, Wuxin, snickered inwardly while cuddling in his arms while drinking milk. He didn't expect to go down the mountain this time with bad luck. If there is no accident, he figured it out for himself, and he can mix several years of delicious food in the hands of this crazy boy.

After feeding four bottles of milk from a large bottle, Schoffy turned on the TV on the bedroom wall and watched TV while holding someone else's ghostly baby. The TV was playing cross talk, Wuxin was happy to hear it, and wanted to laugh, but his organs were not fully developed, and his voice was out of control, only screaming and chirping. Shi Gaofei thought he was hungry again, so he got up quickly and went to boil water to make milk powder. Unintentionally crawled up and down on the bed happily, a layer of white hair everywhere. Although it was a fly in the ointment to be a son, but being a son was so comfortable, he recognized it.

Shi Gaofei was busy shutting the door to be a nursing dad. During the second feeding, he confirmed the baby's gender by the way - without noticing, his worm baby turned out to be full of birds and eggs. . And his sister Shi Danfeng returned home and whispered to their mother: "Mom, Xiaofei seems to have an accident."

Zhao Xiufen was sighing at home, and when she heard this, she was shocked: "What happened to him?"

Shi Danfeng lowered his voice in horror: "He seems to be hiding a baby in the house."

Zhao Xiufen suffers from illness all the year round and hiccups all day long. At this time, she stared at her daughter, she held her breath in surprise: "Xiao Fei has a child?"

Shi Danfeng also murmured: "I don't know, wow! Xiaofei bought so much baby milk powder, and he didn't let me into the bedroom. I heard something in their bedroom, chirping like a child!"

The voice fell, and the mother and daughter looked at each other together. With Shi Gaofei's good skin, as long as he is willing, it is not a problem to lure a few ignorant girls. If a villain's life was really made, the two of them couldn't sit back and watch Shi Gaofei make a fool of themselves, at least they had to **** the child home and raise it.

After a long time, Zhao Xiufen said: "Xiaofeng, you can go back in a few days, go quietly, don't let him find out. Come back and tell me when you see it. If Xiaofei really has my grandson, I'll tell your dad to let him grab it."

When Shi Danfeng heard this, he felt a little regretful, thinking that although his younger brother was crazy, but he was able to buy milk powder under the sun, it could be seen that he still knew how to love the child. Mom and Dad said they would **** it, and if the younger brother got into trouble, something big had to happen. However, if you don't go, you can't do it. My younger brother's spirit is not good for a while. If one day the little earthling is strangled and buried, will it be too late to regret it?

Shi Danfeng was in a dilemma and could not help but follow in her mother's footsteps, sitting in the room and sighing with relish. As long as the girl in Mars Town is over twenty-five, even if the weather is good, she must be considered an old girl, and she has turned thirty this year, and no one has introduced her to a partner for two consecutive years. If her younger brother really tinkered with a baby, she thought wistfully, she could help him raise it—God bless him, but don't be a little lunatic.

A week later, Shi Danfeng armed himself again with a black sun hat and chiffon dress, and rode his electric bike to the village. The scorching sun at noon hung high, making her sweat. In order to prevent it from disappearing in the wind, she pressed the skirt all under her body, and she felt distressed as she drove at a high speed bumpy and bumpy, because she only bought such a skirt this summer, and she was willing to wear it when she had to go out. , it is necessary to press the skirt out of countless pleats.