The Heartless Mage Chapter 280: Lizards visit (2)

The big lizard doesn't know what soul can be so tenacious, scattered all scattered, and can still cause chaos. In order to prevent his fiancee from being manipulated again, he went up the mountain to dig a hole and let his fiancee go to the ground for safety. And since there is no one he loves in the cave, it will not be a home. Leaving his pet leech in the cave, he took all his belongings - two suits and a guitar - and wandered down the mountain.

When he had a home, he usually only worked odd jobs in the towns down the mountain to earn a small sum; Sitting in the hard-seat compartment of the train bound for Beijing, he thought of Shi Gaofei boredly. When he tried to send out a text message, he didn't expect the other party to respond immediately and enthusiastically.

He is not a familiar person, so he chatted with Shi Gaofei very cautiously in the middle of the night. After confirming that the other party was not hypocritical, he bought a ticket directly after the train arrived at the station, and was invited to Eguchi City.

Shi Gaofei was not interested in the tuatara's emotional injury, so he asked himself: "Do you have any plans? If not, join hands with me to do something big!"

Under the gaze of Shi Gaofei, the big lizard suddenly felt like he was on a pirate ship: "Actually, I just want to find a job to fill my belly..."

Before he could finish speaking, Shi Gaofei hurriedly asked: "Lizard, what skills do you have? I will follow my son to hunt ghosts, what do you know?"

The big lizard finally couldn't resist the temptation of the peach, so it lowered its head and took a big bite. After chewing and swallowing, the peach juice splashed on his face, he stretched out his long tongue and rolled the tip of his nose, he answered objectively: "I can play guitar, paint walls, repair computers, stretch noodles, and still A large pot of rice was cooked in the canteen of the construction site."

When Shi Gaofei heard this, he felt as if the tuatara's specialties had nothing to do with the word "career". Bending down and raising his hand to rest his chin, he was a little disappointed, thinking that apart from his own son, the rest of the aliens had fallen on earth.

Because Scrooge stopped talking, the tuatara ate a lot of peaches in silence.

That night, he stayed at Shi's house. The air conditioner in the guest room was broken, and it was too hot to lie down at night, so the big lizard settled down on the sofa in the living room. After sitting on the hard seat for several days and nights, he was also extremely tired, and when he fell asleep, his original shape appeared unknowingly. Shi Gaofei got up in the middle of the night and went out to pee. After he came back, he forced Jiaqi to wake up, and sneakily took her out to see the lizards. The big lizard was only wearing a pair of large floral trousers, and slept on his back with his mouth open, his forked tongue drooping softly at the corners of his mouth.

Shi Gaofei turned on a small flashlight, and while looking at the big lizard from head to toe, he whispered to Jiaqi, "Are you afraid? Anyway, I'm not afraid."

Jiaqi stared at it for a long time, and finally replied: "Gecko, what are you afraid of? I lived with my father in the old house when I was young, and there were always geckos in the old house." Then she bent down and grabbed the big lizard and threw it in Big tail on one side: "You pinch off his tail, he will soon grow another."

Shi Gaofei handed the flashlight to Jiaqi, then bent down and started pinching the tuatara's tail, pinching and pinching, all the time. The big lizard slept so deeply that he was strangled in a dream, but he couldn't wake up. In the end, it was Jiaqi who stopped Shi Gaofei: "Don't pinch, it must be very painful if the tail is broken."

Shi Gaofei let go: "Okay, then I won't pinch. But look, Jiaqi, it's fun to have a big tail, but it's inconvenient to wear pants. Fortunately, he can become a human during the day. Otherwise, you'll have to cut a hole in the back of your pants, but it's easy to expose your **** and balls."

Jiaqi basically agreed with all of Shi Gaofei's high points, nodding like a dog. But Shi Gaofei thought about it and suddenly had a new idea: "No, lizard buttocks are different from human buttocks!"

Slowly stretched out his hands like a ghost, and Scooby ripped off the tuatara's floral pants at his own discretion. Jiaqi held a small flashlight and lowered her head to study for a long time, and finally raised her head and told Shi Gaofei: "Nothing."

Shi Gaofei followed and looked, and it was true that there was no male and female tuatara. Holding his shoulders and shivering in the air-conditioning in the living room, he and Jiaqi went back to the bedroom contentedly and went to sleep.

After a night like this, in the morning of the next day, Bai Daqian came again.

He brought a lot of fresh fruit to his daughter and told her not to eat junk food. Seeing that his son-in-law was still missing, he asked very dissatisfiedly, "Xiao Fei is neither going to work in the company nor taking care of you at home - what is he busy with every day?"

Jiaqi replied calmly: "My brother and the Lizardmen went out to find a job."

Bai Daqian is inexplicable: "What's the mess? Who are the Lizardmen?"

Jiaqi thought about it and felt that she said it quite clearly: "It's just a big lizard!"

Bai Daqian pondered for a while, and vaguely understood a little: "Oh... Xiaofei raised a lizard?"

Jiaqi shook her head and smiled: "Xiaofei didn't raise him, the lizards can do everything by themselves, and they cooked preserved egg and lean meat porridge for us in the morning."

When Bai Daqian heard this, he felt that his daughter and son-in-law had gone crazy together, and he also had a tendency to go crazy: "Can the lizard cook preserved egg and lean meat porridge?!"

Jiaqi nodded confidently: "Yes! Xiaofei won't let him cook, he won't cook. He said he was embarrassed to eat and sleep at my house for free, and also said that he would find a house for a few days to live by himself."

Bai Daqian raised his hand and scratched his half-length hair: "Can lizards talk?!"

Jiaqi slapped her hand and changed the topic on her own initiative: "Dad! You remember to tell the baby and sister, the brother said that the baby will come back to sleep today, the sister may or may not come back, but the baby must come back. If my sister comes back, ask her to buy a few kilograms of melons on the road, and let her buy it, but don't let the baby buy it, the baby buys not sweet, and the sister buys sweet."

Bai Daqian was confused by his daughter's words. He sighed and looked around his daughter's new house again. Looking at the house and car, the daughter is high; but looking at the son-in-law, the daughter is married again. It's only been a few days since they got married, and Jiaqi has learned crazy.

Bai Daqian prepared a lunch for his daughter in advance, and then returned to the suburban office building. Shi Danfeng ate a lunch box at noon, and is now sitting in front of the computer taking photos of him. Wuxin leaned against the wall and stood on the other side, holding an open book of Feng Shui in both hands, staring straight at the pages of the book, and passed by for a while, motionless, not turning a page. There was a lot of crackling under his feet. It was his pet, the big bullfinch, frantically pecking at the screen of the mobile phone, while a young kitten squatted aside, staring at the big bullfinch.

Standing in the office with his hands behind his back, Bai Daqian opened his mouth without warning: "Danfeng, Wuxin, what do you think I should do? Jiaqi insisted that Xiaofei got a lizard at home, and the lizard returned it to me. The two of them made breakfast, and Xiaofei took the lizard out to look for a job after eating." He patted his chest in pain: "It turns out that Jiaqi is not a nonsense child!"

Shi Danfeng faces the computer every day, so busy that he is dizzy and deaf to Bai Daqian's complaints. Wuxin turned his head to look at him, and asked softly, "lizard?"

Bai Daqian let out a long sigh: "By the way, Xiao Fei seems to want you to come to his house tonight, and I have to buy him a few pounds of melons on the way."

Shi Danfeng stared at the screen and moved the mouse, not wanting to go - as soon as she entered her brother's new house, she couldn't help feeling jealous and sad. Out of sight, out of mind and out of mind, it is better not to go. Putting down the mouse and picking up the mobile phone, she called her brother wholeheartedly. After the call was connected, there was a lot of noise in the background, and Scooby was clearly on the street. Shi Danfeng lied casually, saying that he and Wuxin didn't have time to be a guest tonight.

After lying, she was ready for a protracted battle with her younger brother. Unexpectedly, Shi Gaofei was very happy. After agreeing, he hurriedly hung up the phone, just like he was obsessed with important tasks.

This day passed safely, and the next day was still calm. On the third day, Bai Daqian went to visit his daughter again with a few nutritional supplements, but at noon he came back sweating profusely, and shouted with a pale face, "No, Xiaofei and Lizard went to the street to sing! "

Shi Danfeng was not in the office, only Wuxin turned out from behind the screen, holding the cat and bird in his arms: "Did you see the lizard?"

Bai Daqian immediately shook his head: "What kind of lizard do I look at! I'm even afraid of toads, but I still look at lizards? Jiaqi told me! She also said how long the lizards are—damn you say Xiaofei What the **** did he get at home? Didn't he know there was a pregnant woman at home? Oh fuck, I'm mad at me!"