The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream! Chapter 1: Passing through into a stone

　　 "Hey, I'm still alive?! Stupid I have crossed too?!" Suddenly he became aware, and the haunting Zhang Haotian was surprised.

　　 As the saying goes, it’s better to die than to live. Although it’s more tragic to live-more than 30 years old, and still in the "five no" class of "no power, no bills, no house, no wife, and no car." But Zhang Haotian, who was accustomed to the situation, is still alive and juicy.

　　His favorite hobby is magic. Although he is not very clever, he can live with it. In his eyes, magic is not a simple way of blindfolding. It requires not only superb acting skills and skills, but also knowledge of science, chemistry, physics, mathematics, and even some hypnosis and folk thaumaturgy.

　　The ideal is full, but the reality is cruel. Zhang Haotian can't say that he is far away from his parents' expectations, but it is almost the same. He lives in a city far from his parents. He spends his life every day. When he is bored, he goes online, plays games, and sees the heroes in the novels crossing and passing, one by one living a happy life of wives and concubines and drunken gold fans. That is an envy. what!

　　 Therefore, Zhang Haotian often muttered, "God! Let me cross!" Maybe it's sincere, Jinshi is open, maybe the blind cat met the dead mouse. No, this day is the weekend. Zhang Haotian woke up, playing games online and boiling water, planning to make a bowl of instant noodles for lunch.

　　 "Squeak! Squeak!..." The sharp sound reminded Zhang Hao that Tianshui was boiling. Zhang Haotian, who was fighting in the Happy Landlord Challenge Zone, ran helplessly and quickly to the kitchen, wanting to go back and play the game quickly.

　　 When he was eagerly trying to unplug the kettle, suddenly a small electric flower burst out. If he was not careful, he would have lost his knowledge. In this way, Zhang Haotian passed away quietly.

　　 The so-called "Blessing comes to the place of misfortune, and misfortune comes to the place of good fortune", I don't want an accident to let Zhang Haotian's long-awaited crossing finally come!

　　 "Damn, I really crossed it!" Zhang Haotian, who was slightly more sober, suddenly found that he was neither at home nor in the hospital, and his condition was also very strange, and it could even be said to be unprecedented and unheard of. The state-without body, light and fluttering, surrounded by countless strange and colorful gases.

　　"Where is this place? What age is it? It’s best to be in the Ming and Qing dynasties. At least one of my poor historical knowledge can be used as a cheater. It’s not a problem to be an official. Emperor Cheng is even more refreshing, hehe..." Zhang Haotian, who was in the midst of endless reverie and beautiful longing, did not notice his state at all—a stone.

　　 Yes, that’s right, although it is colorful, round and beautiful, the stone is still a stone after all.

　　 "Stone?! God **** it, are you playing with me?" After countless versions of YY, he finally pays attention to Zhang Haotian. As soon as he realizes he is a stone, he will bear it. Can't help cursing. "It's a great joy, there must be great compassion! The ancients never deceived me!"

　　"In various legends, except for the dead monkey who followed Tang Seng to learn from the scriptures-Monkey King, I have never heard of any great **** that is a stone.

　　 Even if it is the dead monkey, in addition to his better reputation, he is called the Great Sage of Heaven. The true strength is estimated to be the same thing. After taking the scriptures, it is only the Taiyi Golden Immortal!

　　 It seems that the Great Sage of the Heavens is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but what he bullies are those who only know how to eat, drink and play, and have no real skills. On the way to learn from the scriptures, the original form appeared. What kind of mice, goldfish, some cats, dogs and little monsters can bully him. In the end, the "dead monkey" has to ask grandpa to tell grandma to escape the disaster.

　　 "I don't want to become a dead monkey." Zhang Haotian thought to himself.

　　"But when a dead monkey is awe-inspiring. At the very least, he can scare the Jade Emperor, known as the Lord of Heaven and the King of All Gods, to go under the table and play peekaboo! Stones can also be awe-inspiring. Yes! The stone is the stone!" Zhang Haotian, who has always let the flow go, complained for a while, but he had no choice but to accept the reality.

　　 Although it is a stone, without eyes, and without a body, Zhang Haotian strangely discovered that he could perceive or see the surrounding environment, but only around the stone.

　　 However, it seems that the surrounding environment is not so good. Everywhere is gray, there is no sky and no earth, and there is chaos everywhere, without a trace of light.

　　"Did I have traveled to the time when Hongmeng was not judged?! Legend has it that the state of chaos is very dangerous. What about my fate?" Zhang Haotian, who had just accepted the reality, couldn't help but worry about the unknown fate.

　　 really called Zhang Haotian guessed right, and he really came to the time when Hongmeng was not judged. As for why he was able to travel to the time when Hongmeng was not judged, the cause and effect of this will be explained later~IndoMTL.com~ Alas, what happened to his parents? Are you still sad for me? "The surprised mood didn't last long. When everything calmed down, Zhang Haotian began to miss his parents.

　　 He thought that his parents had broken his heart for himself since he was a child, and they had sent him to a key school because of their relationship. He also worried about his premature love and indulging in games, and finally waited for him to go to college, and they almost spent their savings. Nothing else is left, but the body is getting worse and worse.

　　Whenever he thinks of his hard-working parents, Zhang Haotian feels guilty, "Ashamed to be a son of man! If God gives me another opportunity to be a son of man, I will honor my parents and relatives."

　　The tragedy of life lies in this, "The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, and the child wants to support but does not wait for the kiss."

　　"I finally worked on my own and became self-reliant. I didn’t respect them, yet I left them. Alas, I’m so sorry to my parents! I don’t know how they are now?"

　　"I just passed away like this. I wonder if the ruthless boss will be a little sad or a little surprised?"

　　 "It's a pity, if you know that you left so early, you have to muster the courage to pursue Xiaoli, whether she agrees or not!"

　　"When I was young, I was still a three-stranded bar!"

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　　 I don't know the years of chaos, and the idle Zhang Haotian can't help but recall his little by little on the earth, as if his memory has become particularly powerful, and he even remembers the thing about bedwetting when he was a child. However, Zhang Haotian attributed this to his being too idle.

　　 "It is said that it is too tiring to live by memory, it is true! Memories over and over again, until now, the memories are disgusting! But besides the memories, what else can I do?" Zhang Haotian was really sad. Up!