The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream! Chapter 5: Cohabiting with a new close friend
Fate is like smoke and mist, full of unknowns. Zhang Haotian didn't know whether it was fate's favor or pity, but the hidden jade palace, which was originally very concealed, automatically attracted an incredible object for some reason.
When Zhang Haotian was about to refine the newly absorbed qi and merit golden light, Yinyu Palace came to two uninvited guests-a "guest" is a tower that is black, autumn, yellow, and garbage, although not big , But there are as many as seven layers, with edges and corners, except for the color which is unsightly, but it is different.
"This is not the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Tower? Shouldn't it? Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Tower, that is the first defensive treasure, this is the virtue?! And the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Tower belongs to Lao Tzu, so you can come here. "This is not to blame Zhang Haotian for judging people by appearance, it is true that this uninvited guest who is tentatively called Xiaota is the best.
"Little Tower!" Zhang Haotian cried out cordially, without responding.
"Little Tower!" Zhang Haotian yelled softly, but still did not respond.
"Little Tower!" Zhang Haotian roared bitterly, but still did not respond.
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Zhang Haotian really had no way to communicate with Xiaota, and finally he came to a conclusion: Xiaota is either dumb or wise.
"I don’t care if I don’t care, I have a lot of them, I don’t care about you, I play my own! But you shouldn’t even occupy my favorite nest!" It turned out that since flying in In the hidden jade palace, Xiaota classmate occupied the good position in the middle of the hidden jade palace, and he liked to stand on Zhang Haotian when he had nothing to do. No matter how much Zhang Haotian tossed and used Tai Chi, he couldn't get it off.
Sometimes, Zhang Haotian really can't beat the small tower, so he can only go outside the palace to breathe, and restore the depressed mood of being oppressed.
But fortunately, when Zhang Haotian was practicing, Xiaota classmate was quite obedient and never made trouble. Maybe he knew that this shouldn't be bothered.
Another "guest" was miserable when he first came in, and has not recovered until now.
In Zhang Haotian's view, it was a broken log with many holes. In view of the fact that he could not speak and did not know his name, Zhang Haotian gave him the name "Silly Gen" very humanely.
"Silly Root" is not a derogatory meaning. As someone who travels from the earth, "Silly Root"-Brother Baoqiang, it represents a kind of kindness and a spirit. Although, now with Ma Rong, Shagen is really silly and it's another matter.
"Are you really a fool?" Since "Silly Root" barely flew into the cave house shortly after the small tower, as if exhausted all of his power, he fell to the ground with a "baby", there was no movement at all .
"It may be injured, although I won't be able to treat it, I can barely do everything!" Zhang Haotian didn't know what the "stupid root" was, and let him fend for himself at the beginning.
Later, Zhang Haotian saw that the "Foolish Gen" was shrinking, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he approached the "Foolish Gen" and planned to "visit" all the personnel.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhang Haotian encountered the "silly root", the originally sickly "silly root" suddenly disappeared!
"Where did the silly root go? What stuff are these? Leaf? Axe? Why are they all flying?" At this moment, some chaotic information flooded into Zhang Haotian's mind regardless.
"Some exercises are good too! What kind of **** are these!" Zhang Haotian looked it up very carefully, but found that it was all useless, messy, and specious information. Zhang Haotian searched for the "stupid root" for a long time, but he couldn't find it, so he stopped paying attention.
"What are these two? Depressed! Alas!" Zhang Haotian was very happy to have two partners with a welcome mentality.
After all, in the endless years, a person is lonely, and the word loneliness is obviously pale. But for these two uninvited guests, one arbitrarily occupied Zhang Haotian's good place, and the other disappeared inexplicably, which really made Zhang Haotian unhappy, so he could only sigh secretly, "It is not good to meet people."
However, for Zhang Haotian, this is not entirely a bad thing. At the very least, when it's okay, fight against Xiaota, it's still not funny, it's not so boring anymore!
Since then, two tenants have been added to Yinyu Palace, and Zhang Haotian has added a competitor partner, and has begun a shameless half-reclusive and half-cohabiting life.
Two tenants were added to the hidden jade palace, which brought an adjustment to Zhang Haotian's monotonous life and gave him time to stop and think about the road ahead.
"I don't know if Pangu died?" The bored Zhang Haotian couldn't help thinking: "After the catastrophe of opening the sky, the prehistoric world should experience the catastrophe of the dragon and the phoenix, the catastrophe of the lich... all kinds of catastrophes, in short The prehistoric world is very dangerous! Work carefully!" Zhang Haotian, who has rich experience in reading through novels, is self-aware.
Not to mention all kinds of catastrophes, from his own point of view, Zhang Haotian is one impossible treasure, two ineffective methods. With regard to Tai Chi exercises, Zhang Haotian himself can't say whether it works well in the prehistoric world.
In an era when there are so many capable people, going out "traveling" is probably only looking for death-even if you are not abused to death by the heroes, it will be refined as a treasure!
Zhang Haotian found his situation sadly, "How come it is the same in any world? On the earth, he is in the'five no' class of'no power, no bills, no house, no wife, and no car'. How come to the prehistoric world, I still want nothing."
To be honest, for cultivation, although Taijiquan is not a decent technique, Zhang Haotian has not fallen, nor dared to fall. He has been practicing. But now he is facing a serious bottleneck problem-whether to transform and how to transform it.
"Only after transforming into shape, we can go out to find magic weapons and exercises." According to the experience of all the heroes, Zhang Haotian has set himself a strategic development plan for the next N years.
As for why it needs to be transformed? Zhang Haotian gave this reason: "It seems that only by transforming the form can you practice better."
"How can it be transformed?" Zhang Haotian couldn't help but feel troubled. There is no corresponding method of transformation in his hand, and I don't know how to transform it? He couldn't help but recall the experience of those who crossed the heroes.
"I heard that it can be transformed by lightning strikes, I don't know if I will be smashed to death. No matter what, try first."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
But Zhang Haotian was hacked N times in a row, and there was no sign of transformation.
"I heard that fire roasting can transform into shape, I don't know if it will be burned to death. No matter what, try again."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
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Zhang Haotian has been deprived of people and ghosts in continuous experiments, and he is tortured almost every few days, as if he is suffering from masochism.
"Fool! You...this...that...no...nothing." On this day, suddenly a naive, intermittent voice rang in Zhang Haotian's ear.
"Who? Who is talking?" Zhang Haotian couldn't help but wonder, "Except for the small tower, nothing is nearby. But since the small tower came to Yinyu Palace, he hasn't heard him say anything. "
"Is that you?" However, seeing that the small tower was completely different from usual, the shaking tower seemed to be shy, Zhang Haotian moved in his heart and asked tentatively.
"You are like this...can't do it!" It is indeed a small tower, and he speaks a lot more quickly.
"Really you?!" Zhang Haotian exclaimed in surprise. He immediately leaned close to the small tower and leaned on it kindly.
"Ah Yo!" Unexpectedly, the shy little tower overturned Zhang Haotian to the ground.
"Can you talk?" Zhang Haotian, who was in the midst of excitement, certainly wouldn't care about Xiaota, and still leaned in shamelessly.
"Originally, originally... I didn't know how to speak, just... I would say it when I was in a hurry!" This time, the small tower didn't beat Zhang Haotian, and said slowly.
It turned out that Xiaota watched Zhang Haotian's inhuman self-torture every day, so he couldn't stand it anymore, and could speak when he was anxious.
"Do you think you are dumb?" Zhang Haotian said.
"Hey!" This time the small tower was really not polite. After another back fall, Zhang Haotian made a close contact with the earth again.
"Spoken mistake, slip of the tongue!" Zhang Haotian explained quickly.
"Tata, what did you just say?" Zhang Haotian kindly gave Xiaota an intimate name.
"I just said that you can't do it like this, it can't be transformed." The name Tata seems to be acceptable, and there is no objection. Instead, she said seriously~IndoMTL.com~You are How did you know? "Zhang Haotian asked strangely.
"I don't know how I knew." Xiaota thought about it carefully, and replied very seriously.
"Where did you come from?" Zhang Haotian continued to ask.
"I don't know", Xiao Ta thought for a while, "However, I seem to have run out of the enveloping breath."
"Then what do you know?" Zhang Haotian became more and more surprised.
"I only know that you can't transform it like this." Xiaota still answered very seriously, not even noticing Zhang Haotian's injured expression. But also, what expression can Zhang Haotian have on a stone.
"Then do you know how to transform?" Zhang Haotian asked depressedly.
"I don't know exactly how to transform it." Xiaota still said calmly.
"What can I do then?" Zhang Haotian couldn't help being discouraged.
"But the two gases you absorbed, I think it should be helpful." Little Tower said hesitantly.
"Xuanhuangzhiqi and the golden light of merit? Yes, how can I forget them. They are good things!" Zhang Haotian became excited all of a sudden and couldn't help regretting it.
"Damn, they should have been refined earlier." It turned out that Zhang Haotian was attracted by two new partners, the small tower and the wood, as soon as he absorbed the mysterious yellow energy and the golden light of merit. Later, he kept thinking about transforming. Forgot to refine them.
"Thank you, Tata! I'll go to refine Xuanhuangzhiqi and merit golden light first, and I'll find you to play with it later." Zhang Haotian heard that there is a door for transformation, so he didn't bother to talk to Xiaota , Immediately entered the cultivation.
Xiaota obediently did not disturb him. The reason why Xiaota knows this is because he is a foreign body from heaven and earth, and he is naturally sensitive to the way of heaven and earth.