The Lame Daoist Priest: Day 176: SpongeBob Life

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I said helplessly: "No, don't guess at random, I'll let you know when the time comes, I'm sure to surprise you!"

"It's over...you really want to find a food stall..." The gorilla showed a look more helpless than me.

"Guess what you want, I am going to the airport. I have been busy informing my relatives and friends in the last few days."

The gorilla nodded: "All right, then call me if you have anything!"

After separation, I called home and told my mom that I would be home in the afternoon and my mom was very happy. After talking with me for more than half an hour, I kept smiling and responded, and then said : "Mom, I'm at the airport, I won't talk to you now, let's talk slowly when we get home."

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After flying for more than two hours, I finally returned home.

My father heard that I came back, so he specially asked for a leave. When I returned home, he was already at home. After entering the house, I said, "Old Li, you are back too? Isn't your company not letting him? Did you ask for leave?"

The old man said: "You **** are engaged, can I not come back? The company won't let you ask for leave! Anyway, you **** is promising, you can raise me if I don't go to work. "

"Okay, okay. By the way, Mom and Dad, I just contacted Ningrou. We decided to hold an engagement banquet on the 15th of this month. It's time to inform relatives and friends."

The old man said: "Then you tell me."

"Am I notified?"

"Can you speak?" the old man asked.

"Yes."

"Will you call?"

"Yes."

"Then if you don't notify, do you want me to notify?"

I scratched my hair: "Okay, I'll let you know."

So I turned out the phone number book and called the seven aunts and eight aunts...

All kinds of relatives who didn't contact frequently before were all notified.

Then...I notified Chen Haotian, the **** and others. The **** was so happy when he heard that I was about to have an engagement banquet. He asked if I could take Piao Piao and Daoist Qingyang with me. I said yes, you are free, but the plane ticket is taken care of by yourself, and the **** whispered: "Then I will get the reimbursement from Sister Xiaoling..."

I got a slot on the spot, how difficult is it for you? Go to someone else’s engagement banquet to eat and drink for free, and I want someone to reimburse you for your air ticket! The most shameless thing in the world is this. If you give me another chance, I will say to him: Reimburse your grandmother's legs! If you have to ask me how long I want to say, I hope it is... ten thousand times! !

This kind of **** is definitely on the lookout for cheap! Seeing cheap is better than seeing your own father! ! But it doesn’t matter... The Xu family is rich and powerful. This engagement banquet was organized by the Xu family. This little money is just a drop in the bucket. If I were to host the engagement banquet, I wouldn’t be able to do so. It's a big show, it's estimated that the eight big families will send people to the show again.

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Five days later.

I flew straight to the capital with my father and mother, fox demon, bastard, bastard's parents, girlfriend, Daoist Qingyang, Chen Haotian, and Huang Mao. Chen Haotian heard that I was going to get married and directly stated that he must be there to celebrate, so this time he brought Huang Mao with him. The three jewels of the yellow hair, the **** and the Daoist Qingyang gathered together, maybe something will happen to me...

Sure enough, as soon as I got on the plane, these three best products started playing.

The cheap man, Qingyang Taoist friend, and Huang Mao sit in a row.

After the plane took off, Daoist Qingyang took off his shoes very carelessly and put his feet on the small table in front of the plane. But because there were a lot of drinks on his table, he put his feet on the table of the **** next to him.

The Daoist Qingyang is by the window, the **** sits in the middle, and Huang Mao sits on the right.

The **** covered his nose and said to Huang Mao: "It smells so bad, help me take it away."

Huang Mao asked with a bitter expression: "Why don't you shuttle early?"

"You take it away soon!" the **** urged.

"Why don't you stop early?" Huang Mao asked still bitterly.

"Hey, take it away soon!!"

"Early shuttle...Why don't you shuttle early? You shuttle early... Early shuttle..."

The feet of Daoist Qingyang were so stale that he almost didn’t fight with the other passengers. Later, the stewardess came to persuade him and said to Daoist Qingyang politely, "Sir, would you please put on your shoes? Thank you for your cooperation. ."

When Fellow Qingyang saw that the stewardess was pretty, he quickly stroked his poor hair with confidence: "Miss, you must be deeply infatuated with the unique smell of my socks? In that case, this pair of belts Give it to you with my signed socks! It has been with me for four spring, summer, autumn and winter, it is very commemorative! You can hang it on the wall when you get home..."

The **** interrupted and said: "Hanging on the window can prevent mosquitoes, and hanging on the bedside can prevent contraception!"

The stewardess saw that Daoist Qingyang really wanted to take off the stinky socks, and hurriedly said: "Sir, please don't take off your socks."

Friend Qingyang said roguely: "Then tell me your phone number, and I won't take it off."

"But, sir..."

Before the stewardess finished speaking, the **** said: "You tell him, or he will really take off in a while, hey, look, he is going to take off! He really is going to take off!"

I was speechless on the spot...I can be a stewardess by plane. This is definitely a premeditated and planned activity. I said that when I arrived at the airport just now, these two goods were eye-catching and flirting. It turned out that there was a long-standing plan to form a group to pick up girls...

Out of the airport, Daoist Qingyang also stroked his hairstyle confidently: "This woman is not bad, Daoist, you have to help me this time!" Daoist Qingyang said, this time all It's a bitch!

The **** is very professional, and then he said with a solemn expression: "Friends, you are not easy to handle. I just calculated it, you are a cigarette butt, and the woman is toilet water. My life, what are the consequences of throwing cigarette butts in the toilet? The cigarette butts are gone and the water is dirty. This is a bad sign."

"What should I do, fellow Taoist? You have to figure out a solution for me!"

The **** started to brag...

"Well, you, if you want to solve it, or solve it, just change your life! Change it to this... SpongeBob's life!!!"

Friend Qingyang was taken aback for a moment: "SpongeBob's fate? Is there anything like that in the five elements?"

"Yes!" The **** nodded affirmatively: "Think about it, how much SpongeBob likes water?! I tell you, you will be awesome in the future, you are SpongeBob! The stewardess is the toilet! Many of you Good match!"

"Really?" Daoist Qingyang took out the small mirror and asked while adjusting his hair style.

"Of course, with your wisdom, I lied to you?!"

Friend Qingyang put away the small mirror: "It's also..."

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Sister Xiaoling knew that we were coming today, and she had already sent a team to pick us up. According to my request, the cars that came were not sports cars, but sedans, but even so, they were all BMWs.

The car drove to the gate of Xu's house and stopped, because Xu Xiaoling and Mr. Xu were both standing at the gate. Patriarch Xu is not bad, and he greeted my parents personally, which gave me a lot of face. After getting off the bus, I introduced Patriarch Xu to my parents. Patriarch Xu seemed more enthusiastic and greeted us to sit in the house.

Patriarch Xu said to his father: "You have a good son."

"Well, this son, I'm also very satisfied. I didn't expect that my family has such a big influence, and the scenery of this yard is very unique." The old man is also a spectator, and he doesn't think he is inferior at all.

"Fortunately, if you like, you can live here for a longer period of time. Permanent residence is also no problem. There are many empty houses in the yard. We can communicate with each other frequently when they are close." Family Master Xu said enthusiastically .

The old man refused: "Thank you for your kindness. Although I want to stay for a while, I have to go back to work, haha."

In just a few short words, Dad and Patriarch Xu probably had a confrontation. It's really super awesome! Super personality!

Patriarch Xu looked at Chen Haotian: "Haotian, how long have we not seen each other?"

"It should be five years since I returned to my uncle."

"Well, I heard that your career development is pretty good now, I should congratulate you."

"Uncle praised." Chen Haotian said.

Just as Patriarch Xu wanted to say a few more words, the **** interrupted him again: "Uncle, uncle, do you remember me?" The **** pointed to his nose and asked Patriarch Xu.

"Remember, you like to eat durians, I made a lot of preparations." Family Master Xu smiled and said.

The **** was also happy: "Uncle, you are so awesome! Let me introduce, this talented person is Daoist Qingyang."

The cheap man pointed to Daoist Qingyang and introduced him. Daoist Qingyang stood up, stroked his hairstyle confidently, and smiled at Patriarch Xu, very gentlemanly.

Clan Master Xu nodded: "Sure enough, a talented person."

Then the **** continued to introduce: "This is my dad, Yang Piaopiao! This is my mom, You Lemei!"

Patriarch Xu nodded again: "As soon as I hear the name, I know it's a husband and wife. It really matches well."

The parents of the **** also stood up and said, "Hello, how are you, this time is really bothering you."

Patriarch Xu said: "You don't need to be so polite, please sit down, don't talk about interruption, don't bother, and soften the engagement banquet of Xiaolong, you can come to join us, I am too happy to be too late."

The **** said to his parents: "Look, I told you that uncle is the most powerful man! Am I right?"

Then the **** turned his head and smiled at Patriarch Xu, pulled his girlfriend, and introduced: "This is Sao Nei..."

"It's the base!!! Big brother!!!" I vomited blood and corrected!

The **** patted his head: "Oh, my head, I recently learned that I'm going to see my uncle, so I want to learn a few nouns. I checked how to introduce my own woman on the Internet, and I said on the Internet what I want to be called a Kannai. This anxious confuses Sao and Xian... Hey, you said that this ancient man was really too, and he scolded his wife and Xie in front of outsiders. Isn’t this sick?"

I covered my forehead in pain...