The Lame Daoist Priest: Day 183, Captain Shit

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Since the museum is very close to my house, the fox demon rushed over quickly.

After the fox demon arrived, I told the fox to protect Xu Xiaoling. By the way, I paid attention to the wet corpse secretly. If it jumps up, I will find a way to subdue her, provided that the corpse cannot be destroyed. After I explained all this, I returned home.

After arriving home, my mother started nagging: "You bear kid, you haven't come back all night, where did you go to play? Just married Xiao Ling, not staying at home at night, what do you always run out of?"

"Mom, isn't there something wrong with me? Besides, I told Ningrou, and she agreed with me to go out."

"Hey? You bear boy, are you still talking back to me?"

I smiled bitterly: "Mom, how dare I... I'm going to take a bath. My clothes were dirty last night. There may be some unknown viruses on this clothes. Mom, don't touch it, wait a minute. Just throw it away."

"Wait a minute, Mom will plug in the water heater for you."

"No need for Mom, just take a cold bath. I have a good physique and won't get sick."

My mother said: "How can it work? I plug in the water heater and wash it later."

I'm not just my mother, so I can only listen to her opinion. This is maternal love...

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In the afternoon, three o'clock, the museum.

The archaeological team finally came. They were a man and a woman. The man was in his forties and the woman was in his twenties.

The curator, me, bitch, and Xu Xiaoling met with these two people. The curator pointed to the man of the archaeological team and introduced: "This is the leader of the archeological team, Gou Shi. He is a classmate of my university. We graduated from the Archaeology Department of New Oriental Culinary Institute together. As for this lady, Chen Weiting is also in archaeology. Professionals. Gou Shi, Wei Ting, this is Xu Xiaoling, a civilian staff member of our museum, this is Xu Xiaoling’s fiance, this is my friend of Xu Xiaoling’s fiance, Yang Jiannan, he is a Taoist priest."

I lost a slot on the spot! The curator’s logic is good! Such a complicated relationship can't say a word! But... do you need to say that it is so complicated? ! Just say that he is a Taoist priest, doesn't it end? Introduce a **** and involve four people in, don't you think it's too arrogant? ! !

Return to Gou Shi, to the Archaeology Department of New Oriental Culinary Institute...Well, I am completely speechless.

The **** said: "Captain Gou, do you know there is a problem with this wet corpse?"

"I knew it the day before yesterday. I heard that the old man here was dead, and his death was cruel, and his jaw was ripped off. When people found out the next day, the mutilated jaw was actually Female body. But this doesn’t show anything. I’m an atheist and don’t believe these things. And that night, the surveillance video didn’t record anything.” Goushi said.

Indeed, because the surveillance videos are basically in the lobby, illuminating places with cultural relics, and the female corpse is placed near the back door of the hall, so it has not been captured by the surveillance video... But this Captain Gou, I I think he has a problem. He said he is an atheist, but I found that the jade he wears on his chest is unusual. A corner of that jade pendant is carved with a "rune"! Only the amulet has this kind of seal! !

Since you are an atheist, why should you bring amulet? Just to look good? !

I said: "Captain Gou, to tell you, this corpse is really weird. I hope you can tell me where the corpse was found. My friend is going to investigate and find out how to deal with the wet. Corpse method."

"How can this work? The place where the wet corpse was found is highly classified and cannot be leaked!"

"But if you don't find a solution, someone will be injured or even killed." I frowned and said.

Captain Gou is not happy: "You keep saying that my wet corpse has a problem and will kill people. What about the evidence? It’s the 21st century. You shouldn’t be so superstitious, okay? The corpse has been lying underground for more than two hundred years. If you dig it out, you’ll kill? You taught her? You see, I’m standing by her side, why didn’t she jump up and pinch me? Also, you are so good at advocating and tied a rope to my cultural relics, Wan What should I do if it breaks? I want to sue you!!!"

I said: "Captain Gou, everything in the world is not absolute. You are so sure that there are no demons or ghosts in the world?"

"The Immeasurable Tianzun." The **** knotted a sword finger: "Confucius said, I can’t pretend to be too round. Mencius said, Confucius is right. In fact, there are two ghosts around you looking at you, and they are right. You are very dissatisfied, maybe you will talk to you tonight... Although both of them are new ghosts, they are not able to let people see them, but if I do them a favor, I can still talk to you at night. ."

"Little bastard, are you looking for death?!" Captain Gou was very dissatisfied with the bitch's tone, and was about to do it on the spot.

I hurriedly said: "Captain Gou, I have only one question now, can't the corpse stay here forever? When are you going to take it away?"

"Hey? I forgot if you didn't tell me, how old are you, ask me this question." Captain Gou asked very arrogantly.

I said in a cold voice: "If you hadn't parked this broken body in the museum, and my fiancee happened to be working here, I wouldn't want to waste time worrying about this kind of thing! One last reminder, if you agree to let my friend help now If you do, he will help you for free. If you come back to him for help later, the price is 200,000 yuan! Don't let him do it if you don’t spend 200,000 yuan! And it depends on whether he is willing to help you. I know, You are very rich in archaeology."

Captain Gou sneered: "I'm going to ask you two hundred thousand? I'll take you to court immediately and let you pay me two hundred thousand! As for this corpse, you can't put it here, old classmate, I can trust you to store it here. It seems that you didn’t keep it for me. I decided to call a car over today and take her back to Qingtian City tomorrow."

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Captain Gou is gone, and the curator goes out to see off his old classmates.

Looking at their backs, the **** curled his lips: "It's a mess of shit... We are so kind to help him, but he doesn't agree to help! Big brother, guess if he will come back to me in the future? ?"

"I don't know." I shook my head: "This person may have been pretended just now. I think he should also know some Taoism, because he wears a talisman on his chest, although the quality is not the one that I sent Ningrou, But it is also an extraordinary product. If you are really an atheist, you should not bring this kind of jade pendant. Anyway, if he comes back to you in the future, you will have to black him 200,000! As for how to deal with the female corpse... you insist, You can only burn it! After all, this female corpse is too weird, not afraid of spells, not afraid of Taoism, if you use your skills, you can't deal with her."

"Okay! He will come to me, and I will hack him 200,000 yuan! Two hundred yuan will be allocated to you at that time, brother! After all, you gave me this idea."

Two hundred thousand...in two hundred, this product is really generous. However, it is rare for a **** to be so generous. It is better than nothing. Now even if it is ten dollars, I have to make it! After all, there are still people who have been married in more than five months, and spending money can't be as lavish as before. I still have to subsidize poor college students and schools...a year is an astronomical figure. It is estimated to be around one million.

If I don’t make money, I guess I can’t even afford a college student...

I said to Xu Xiaoling: "Ningrou, I will stay here tonight, and the corpse will stay here for one night. I want to make sure that she will not kill the two security guards. When the corpse is transported away tomorrow, I’m relieved. In fact, you work in a museum and it’s still a bit dangerous. Remember when we met for the first time, did you buy the comb from the antique market? Some antiques are'not clean', so I let The eldest sister has been following you and protecting you. Before leaving, Murong taught the eldest sister a lot of things. With the eldest sister’s current way, she can definitely handle most of the ghosts!

Xu Xiaoling said: "Tomorrow Friday, and the holiday will begin tomorrow night. On Saturday, let’s go to the eldest sister’s house to find her. Let’s see why she hasn’t come back, and if something happened at home. If something happens, we can do it. Do me a favor..."

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Night, I got the two security guards drunk again, and then came to the place where the wet corpse was parked a little dazedly, only to find...the wet corpse was gone! ! I will sober up immediately! !

No, the wet corpse didn't move until eleven o'clock last night. Why did it disappear at around ten o'clock tonight? And she is still **** with a rope, where will she go? I took out the powerful dagger from the space ring and walked towards the security room... The door was not locked when I came out just now. It would be no fun if the wet corpse broke in. It is estimated that the jaws of the two buddies will not be kept! This wet corpse seems to have a hobby, especially like pulling other people’s jaws...

Just as I was about to walk to the security room, I passed by the side hall and suddenly found that there seemed to be a dark figure moving in the museum hall! ! In surprise, I ran to the security room with a quick trot, and took out a Yin Talisman from the space ring and opened my eyes.

I rushed to the security room and found that the two security guards were sleeping well, so I relaxed, locked the door, and ran to the lobby again! When I ran to the hall, I found a ghost was dragging the female corpse and moving towards the gate!

That ghost's back...how does it look so familiar? I tried to shout: "Big sister?"

The ghost suddenly came back to his senses. Through the faint light of the museum, she could see that her stomach was bleeding, and her appearance... it really was the bleeding sister! How could she be here so late? And drag the wet corpse, where is she going? Why didn't you tell me when you came back?

Just as I was thinking about this, she suddenly waved her hand, and a strong gloom shot towards my head! ! ! ...